ricardstephen:

Do you sell macbooks? and if not, do you have ultrabooks? (very slim laptops like lenovo yoga 730)?

kwaso2:
Oga, Then go and marry and stop worrying everybody here.....Me am looking for somthing serious to do with myself(Dont reply me o, am not feeling strong o)

Seriously?

My life has been a lie ����

some people deserve to be b1tch slapped

And what has he shown towards the Yobe people to know he cares??

Has he visited the good People of Dapchi? Oops! It isnt about cows being killed, so its nothing.


Eleribu somebody *In my Ibadan voice

CupOfT:
I have often wondered about the many historical events that took place in the Bible, how valid are they, if they truly happened while are you not a believer then?

Since the internet is our best effort of researching, I decided to see if anybody has wondered about this things as I am now. Lo and behold, it turned out that numerous researchers have rummaged through this. It happened!
Evidence of chariots wheels and bones of horses and humans have been discovered in the red Sea, even though the histories of such happenings have been completely obliterated from history books of the Egyptians, which is understandable.

God is alive and all the miracles talked about in the Bible is true. There is absolutely no reason while you should say you are an atheist or any other fanciful name you choose to tag 'unbelieve'.
The Bible is true, God is true, so is the workings to give you a whole new life.

I need to drill your head and install sense inside your brain directly cos you can never natural have it.

obiorathesubtle:
At 35?

Bro.. Her body count will shock you..

Forget all those good qualities she learnt last week when it dawned on her she needs a man to be stable in life...


Nigga.. Go and get a young bride you will enjoy..


Leave the old cargos and dinosaurs to marry old grandpas who are looking to remarry after their wives have died..

My head spins when I read comments like this.
The body counts was done by guys, No? Did she f.uck herself?

If I dig enough, I am sure that there is a topic here on nairaland where you mentioned and bragged about banging chick. Seriously, you need re-education my dear sir


@op, I hope you make it work. There are some ladies that dont see that as an issue, yet there are others that remind you every now and then that they were old enough to carry you as a baby, before you were even born. Never pull the I am your husband crap like my good sir up there said. Infact I believe even if you are the one older with 7 years, never pull the I am your husband crap in order to be bossy.

petra1:


It’s not honorable for you to bring such a matter here about your friend . If he has used the money to deposit for a car or invest in a business you probably won’t have problem with that . But because it is given to God . Giving to God is not a loss. It’s an investment . If you want to loan him do or keep quiet

First, you said this::

If he has used the money to deposit for a car or invest in a business you probably won’t have problem with that

then you went on:

But because it is given to God . Giving to God is not a loss. It’s an investment . If you want to loan him do or keep quiet

Lets look at these.

If you invest 30,000 into a business, depending on your skills, you can reap your rewards anytime. Its guaranteed. In his case, he has invested in god, so why god isnt paying his house rent?

Now look at what you typed and tell me if you made sense.

Well, let me let you in on a secret. The bible God is a freak and kinky. He has weird fetish!

Simple, Cain banged his sister. After all, Lot did it years later

How can a small girl her age have such good handwriting??

Well, maybe its possible sha.

QuinSecrets:
Remove this PM stuff and add inbox on nl instead. Lets chat privately on nl nt gmail.

While this is a good and proper way it should be, remember that:

1. Nairaland is still using a tech of 2005.

2. Doing that means that there has to be some quite heavy javascript usage. While this doesnt necessarily mean the user experience would become poor, it simply means that we wont get the same speed as we are already used to. Nairaland is by far one of the fastest websites in the world

3. Also, people already using 20MB (No offense to them) wont be able to use the same for probably a week, as they do, on nairaland.

It isnt that simple, and if it aint broke. . . . .

Though NL should upgrade, but we are already loving it. If it changes, we are going to notice. And I wont be surprised if some people decide to quit because of it.

Thylord:
na WA o, but 19 years no be small girl na, if na me I will not penetrate anally I will penetrate pussily.

You lack sense.

Simply drop the github repo. Nobody takes sending codes via mail seriously... At least developers that know what they are doing.


I am personally interested as I am playing around cryptography these days. I have a password generating bot for example.

iczyIni:
Ok do me a favour and view the same page on a P.C.

The mobile view was not much of a concern when I was designing...
Thanks for taking out the time!

Wrong. If you were a developer worth his salt, the first thing you do is make your stuff mobile first. How many people are going to use your stuff on desktop.



Responsive design, ever heard of it?

Bolaji21:

I can get it done for 20k.
Inbox me and it'll be ready in a week.
Adeademi2@gmail.com

*Facepalm

Thread of delusion.... I weep!! Bros J wept

That'd be two deluded people deceiving themselves.... Both are scams..

SenorFax:

LMAO!!

I dropped out of school

VS Code is the mother of them all

*dodges keyboard swords*

godofbrowser:
Hello geeks.

Do you make use of vue for your frontend development?

If yes, then you'll agree with me that it can be time consuming building a confirmation dialog that would be easily reused in any part of the project without doing too many copy and paste.

For this reason, we sometimes feel it's faster going with the default

window.confirm() 

method.

But then, if that call was easy enough, then you'll love this new vuejs confirm plugin.
Just do this anywhere within your project.

this.$dialog.confirm("Delete this item?" )

Github repo: https://github.com/godofbrowser/vuejs-dialog
Link to demo: https://godofbrowser.github.io/vuejs-dialog/

What's more interesting? It's lightweight. Not up to 30kb minified.
So save yourself the stress and still get a nice dialog with a reasonable UI, animation, and lots of options to tweak the plugin to your taste.

Also feel free to contribute and make it better.

Being the backend developer I am, I was writing my front end with Reactjs.. has a crazy learning curve plus too much choices (redux, mobx and shii. Fu!ck you, JS )... DECIDED to use Vuejs.... way simpler and unidirectional and all....

Nice one man!! Checking out the repo

Jh0wsef:




See another animal too

Oya deny. . . Mumu. . . .go and pay!! Maga

One thing is sure to happen: Billions of Naira would be realized. . . . .What a week to be E.A Adeboye

ngeneukwuewuGOAT:


WELL, THE YOUNG MAN LYING DOWN THERE MAY BE A BOKO HARAM MEMBER,'BUT MANY OF US MAY NOT AND CANNOT TELL HOW HE BECAME A TERRORIST.

ACCORDING TO REVELATION FROM THOSE WHO MADE IT OUT FROM BOKO CUSTODY, BOKO HARAM HAS DOCTORS, LAWYERS, MECHANIC, NURSES, PLUMBERS ..... NAME THEM.

THESE SPECIALIST ARE BEEN KIDNAPPED AND FORCED TO JOIN BOKO HARAM. SOME BECAME BOLO HARAM IN THE PROCESS FOR THEY FEARED BEEN KILLED.

THE DEAD GUY ABOVE MAY BE ONE OF THE SO MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE ENTRAPED IN BOKO HARAM DEN. IT MAY BE THAT BOKO HARAM PUSHED, DRAGED OR COOPT HIM INTO A FIGHT AGAINST THE NIGERIAN FORCES AND THE DUDE MAY BE DOING IT ACCORDING TO THEIR WISHES JUST TO SAVE HIS LIFE

BUT UNFORTUNATELY, WHEN THE COME IN CONTACT WITH GOVERNMENT FORCES, THERE IS A TOTAL ABSENT OF ANY AVENUE FOR THE UNFORTUNATE DUDE TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF. HE DIED
IN HIS INNOCENCE. WHAT A SAD WORLD

You are truly a goat

Dust everywhere..... Dust...

Na lie o
.. We don't eat before going to church o.... Tea and Bread koo...

The way Adeboye feels every Sunday is how I feel when a client pays me..... Bleep.ing orgasmic... Lol



To your question OP, so far you pay, you don dey alright with Bros J.

Na only me find that policewoman's clothes funny? Hahahahahahahahahaha. Lol

oluwasuski:






There is a reason the Human brain isn't able to utilise itself hundred percent, the evolution of AI was always going to surprise it's creators, there must always be a fail switch to shut It down anytime needed because it evolves too fast for Humans to catch up .

Bros calm down. Lol