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Celebrities / Re: B-red Threatens To Beat Yung6ix In A Snapchat Video by Dekatron(m): 5:34pm On Feb 27, 2016
Seeing this self, my head turn. . . I haven't felt so supportive of a celebrity before. . . .






THIS AJEBUTTER KID WAN BEAT YUNG6IX? OF ALL PEOPLE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . . . Seriously, KKTBM isnt the LADIES label like HKN o . . . . And besides, 6ix worked for his money. . . This mofo appears in any video is in, behaving like, infact, not behaving like :- HE IS DAVIDO'S B1TCH . . . Oloshi boy.

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Celebrities / Re: People Are Freaking Out About This Mark Zuckerberg Photo by Dekatron(m): 11:20am On Feb 24, 2016
sixgod:
mark zuckerberg will have us all plugged into the facebook
matrix and casually accomplish his end goal of world
domination by enslaving the human race to interact via the
new VR platform FACEworld. We will be hooked up to VR
from birth and never allowed to take off our Facebook brand
VR goggles and we will be milked for whatever resources
we have available. Fed through a tube until we are
drained and then thown away, the end is upon us!!!


You need help. As fast as possible.



Stop believing movies like The Matrix too

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Programming / Re: Embedded Systems And Robotics In Nigeria by Dekatron(m): 11:12pm On Feb 23, 2016
Where are they doing this stuff?
Romance / Re: 10 Official most Sexiest Nationalities For Men And Women On Earth. by Dekatron(m): 5:29pm On Feb 21, 2016
This gist yaff tey!!
Romance / Re: Men Could Be Rude And Mean To Each Other Yet They Got Each Other Back by Dekatron(m): 2:53pm On Feb 21, 2016
Yea. . Just like my G, bleshh . . . Lol. I even called him m'fucker on whatsapp recently and I call him oloshi boy often . In my department, we yabb our fathers and grandfathers . . . But when assignments come, dem still go copy each other. Lol.




See girls :-

Chiamaka :- hey babes, I love your hair, did the woman at the hostel do it for you?

Chinelo:- Yes dear. She did.

Chiamaka :- Awww!!!!! I love you back to back!!


Chinelo :- I love you too, sweets.




But let them leave :- Olosho girl, you that was busy fvcking around to buy your Brazilian hair. . . .



Girls have issues, I swear

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Romance / Re: If You Girlfriend Slaps You,will You Slap Her Back? by Dekatron(m): 2:45pm On Feb 21, 2016
jonaifame22:
Yes of course,I will do that wth my dick, I shall not spare the dick and spoil the gal

grin grin *in base 1's voice* werey rey!! We, we, we, werey rey o!! Lmao . . . . You cray bruv
Romance / Re: If You Girlfriend Slaps You,will You Slap Her Back? by Dekatron(m): 2:43pm On Feb 21, 2016
NB :- I am not a woman wrapper






No, I won't. I won't slap her back. . . . It depends. If it was infront of my friends, I'd just excuse myself, If it was before family, I'd walk away. If it was at home, I would just go take a drink. . . . But I assure you, I'd not do anything, but alienate her. Her food? No. Sex? I would move to the sitting room, to start sleeping every night. Her advice? I can pass without it. . . . Trust me, she would not ever dare it again.



If you beat her, you are fulfilling her want. She'd use it against you. Trust me, you would be the one to beg her back. But do not do anything, beat her with silence. Don't cheat on her, but show that you don't give three flying bald fu cks about her. . . . I'm very sure SHE'D COME BACK, CRYING and APOLOGIZING. . . . I'd something like that to my mom. She later would calm down on her own and say sorry (in her subsequent actions). The female brains all work virtually the same when in relationship problems as this.

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Romance / Re: My Conversation With A Girl I Met by Dekatron(m): 8:38am On Feb 21, 2016
vault:
nelson ikechukwu Gbenga goke Abraham. (nigga)

Do you even know what nigger means?
Romance / Re: What Makes A Man Fall In Love? by Dekatron(m): 3:15pm On Feb 20, 2016
Teempakguy:
This might surprise you,


men fall in love with women who possess the needed complimentary characteristics that will ensure that they produce a superior offspring.


Teem, seriously, you killed it!! This is so true. I 100% recommend it
Business / Re: Naira Falls To N370 Per Dollar by Dekatron(m): 11:37am On Feb 18, 2016
*Singing* E ti ri nkan kan . . . Film to gun gan!! . . . You haven't seen nada. . Its a long movie

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Romance / Re: 6 Mysterious Reasons Men Always Touch Their Man-hood In Public by Dekatron(m): 8:43pm On Feb 17, 2016
grin grin grin



I remember on Monday, I was going home after lectures. So I was trekking since e dey my blood. All of a sudden, I felt that the agama don dey raise head. I am far from home, no okada in sight . . . Naso I start to dey sing hymn o . . . Not that I was thinking about sex or something, the thing just strong on its on. And the worse? I was wearing a very very very tight pants (trousers) . . . .




Also, From moving with guys and attending night class and going to odd places, I contacted or contracted SCABIES!! I also have Aqua Pruritus (body itch after bath, esp cold water) and ANY dirty surface triggers it. . . I saw HELL!! After every every, it went away, but now . . . MOVED TO MY BLOCKOS!! JESUS!! If you see how I dey scratch am ehn!! Any sweat down there like this, na badass itching. . . If I get home & not scratch, a sweet sensation follows. . I come vex cos you can sit like this, and the thing go dey itch you!! If you can hold it for long, walahi, you fit walk on coal. . . . I used ehm . . . This chemical. . . Benzyl Benzoate to treat it & it went away. . . .




So yea, Ladies, all the points are true. . . @Op :- it is also our companion, when we are sad and alone. . . When I have an unhappy period, I play with my balls. . . No be me get am??
Politics / Re: No Electricity Protest Going On In Akure City, Ondo State (Photos) by Dekatron(m): 5:10pm On Feb 16, 2016
Its true. Power is sooooooooooo poor in Akure. FUTA area is very bad. From Orita Obele to North Gate . . All extremely poor.



I stay off campus @ Ilara-Mokin. Probably because its a small 'village' and has a radio station and one of the best golf courses in West Africa, a private university, THE LIGHT HERE IS BETTER. Right now, there is electricity. Anytime they wll bring it, it'd be long. Sometimes, 18 hours out of 24hrs. I have vowed not to move to Akure till I leave FUTA.







Akure, how beautiful it is, has poor power supply.
Food / Re: Checkout A Male Student's Fried Spaghetti by Dekatron(m): 12:29pm On Feb 16, 2016
nuelzy:
d meat nah for pose ni....


why e no follow enter pot ??
This was sick mehn!! Lmao
Romance / Re: Married A Virgin, But She Started Sleeping Around!!!!!! by Dekatron(m): 9:29am On Feb 16, 2016
Greene66:
Divorce her.

In my religion, she would be stoned to death and you may be hanged for keeping up with her cool

So divorce her man and take care of you kids.

P.S i did not bother to read the article. The title alone, says it all smiley

By their fruit, ye shall know them. . . You are a potential terrorist and islamist.



Am 100% sure your BLOODY religion is ISLAM. Bloody set of barbarians.
Religion / Re: Dealing With Misconceptions : Do We Receive Mansions In Heaven? Errmmm by Dekatron(m): 10:17am On Feb 14, 2016
Kirinwa:
Yes am gonna get me my mansions in heaven. Far better than Psquare, Wizkid, Davido, C Ronaldo, Dangote, Bill gate dem mansions.

#singing
When I get to heaven I know who I will see, I will see my darling Jesus, I will sing Hallelujah, Amen!

see this one sad sad sad


You self want mansion Get your arse up & work hard!! No mansion after death, hommie. Don't let any con man scam you.


cc hahn, ichommy, UncleSnr

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Religion / Re: Dealing With Misconceptions : Do We Receive Mansions In Heaven? Errmmm by Dekatron(m): 10:14am On Feb 14, 2016
If not because of mansion, and gold. . . You lot would worship your god?





The secret of religion :- Hope and Fear. (I love this saying). Fear == hell, Hope== heaven/gold

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Romance / Re: Help!! My Girlfriend Feels Very Awful After Every Romance by Dekatron(m): 2:09pm On Feb 12, 2016
Olami90:


You just gained admission and you are already thinking you have matched CEO? Obviously the cells of your brain are not connecting with your hand.

It shows you were encouraged $ nurtured that f**king around spoils nothing $ equates decency. I pity your background. You are nothing but a product of failed marriage/home.

D fact dat u're still a student(u don't even come close) shows u know nothing yet than to eat(u're still being tamed $ fed) and sleep with girls.

When you graduate (dats if God is merciful to u) not to talk of being a success, only then I "can" take u serious.

if you are not a fvcktard, since I am a student and you are the graduate, why stoop so low to exchange words with me?? That shows you are a slowpoke. .



Broken marriage you say? Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. Atleast, my parents are. . . I remind you of how many decent parents you had?



We have 12 year old CEO, but since they didn't have the 'graduate' tag, they are not CEO . . . You just proved you think in reverse.



Bastard son of a thousand fathers
Romance / Re: Help!! My Girlfriend Feels Very Awful After Every Romance by Dekatron(m): 8:28am On Feb 12, 2016
Olami90:



You are terribly sick $ cursed. How is it my problem If your head is so watery and can't comprehend. Next time, channel your frustration to people close to you at home(u can bite dem, if u want) instead of comin on social network to display foolishness.

Note: I'm entitled to my opinion(you can bark $ wail for all I care) and I am not responsible for what you understand.
#GetBusy.....Idiot

takes a cursed to know another. Mofo.



I just said the truth. Truth hurts. . Hehehehehehehehehehehehe



I am busy than you can ever dream of. When you become a CEO, talk to me. . . Mofo!!


Besides, I live alone & at school. Not like you that failed JAMB 4 times. . . Failure!!
Science/Technology / Re: 100 Years On, Gravitational Waves Confirmed In Breakthrough Research by Dekatron(m): 7:32am On Feb 12, 2016
CzarChris:
True bro, but for me the greatest genius of all time was Leonardo di vinici, he was hundreds of years ahead of his time.
The big bang theory was actually postulated by Georges Lemaitre whose theory Einstein said "his maths was correct but his physics is abominable" note: they were both creationist, so atheist should not twist this discovery.

You see, because they were Creationists doesn't mean that their theory belongs to GOD. . . . How will you explain Lemaitre propounding a theory (big bang) that would be the bane of his religion(creationism)? Because they were creationists doesn't make their theory support creationism
Onegai:

The way una can famz Tesla grin but it's good and yes, he is underrated.
lol. He is more than what you think. . . Back then when there were no Bluetooth or WiFi, Tesla build a remote controlled boat. . . Wireless electricity he did over 100 years ago, the BEST UNIVERSITY of TECHNOLOGY in the world (MIT), the geniuses couldn't do what he did as the their distance of transmition was lesser than Tesla's. . Today, you would've not been paying NEPA bill, Fashola wouldn't even think of increasing tariff. But Edison, the old steve jobs, the goal eater, the con man, stopped it.




CzarChris:
True bro, but for me the greatest genius of all time was Leonardo di vinici, he was hundreds of years ahead of his time.
The big bang theory was actually postulated by Georges Lemaitre whose theory Einstein said "his maths was correct but his physics is abominable" note: they were both creationist, so atheist should not twist this discovery.

You see, because they were Creationists doesn't mean that their theory belongs to GOD. . . . How will you explain Lemaitre propounding a theory (big bang) that would be the bane of his religion(creationism)? Because they were creationists doesn't make their theory support creationism

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Romance / Re: Help!! My Girlfriend Feels Very Awful After Every Romance by Dekatron(m): 4:34am On Feb 12, 2016
What exactly is the craziness about virginity. That somebody hasn't had a pen is in their vagina makes them more decent than those who have?? If this is your definition of DECENCY, am not sorry to say, you are a fool. . . . Rather say, being a virgin makes you a normal human & NOT special person.





I'd rather choose an ex runs girl that is courteous and not religion braindead to a SO CALLED decent church virgin. . . Most time, church virgins ain't attractive self. I do not even look them 1/2 time. They are hypocrites
Romance / Re: Help!! My Girlfriend Feels Very Awful After Every Romance by Dekatron(m): 4:26am On Feb 12, 2016
Olami90:
I am sure she is one of those struggling to get her stand on her religious beliefs.
(She is neither hot nor cold)

She feels aroused at a point and want to satisfy d urge only for her to be blaming$hating herself and d act after d scene. I know d feeling.
She is still avin conscience. She will lose it if she persist, if she can't draw d lines

Op, u can't force her or do anyfin except she finally decide to join d train of those that av lost their decency to please you/d world.


so because somebody isn't a bloody, hypocritical virgin, they are INDECENT. Decency equals virginity. Abi? . . . You need a brain check. Hypocrite. . . This is what religion does to you.
Romance / Re: Is Beyansi A Role Model For Black Women? (the debate) by Dekatron(m): 1:06am On Feb 12, 2016
Stale



I had to laugh out of pity. Its getting insipid and the cliche is too often. Please diversify.




You were always funny though, but not today.

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Science/Technology / Re: 100 Years On, Gravitational Waves Confirmed In Breakthrough Research by Dekatron(m): 10:36pm On Feb 11, 2016
Ageco:
you're on your way to hellfire unless you repent


SMH. You need help

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Science/Technology / Re: 100 Years On, Gravitational Waves Confirmed In Breakthrough Research by Dekatron(m): 9:01pm On Feb 11, 2016
Lalasticlala, Seun, mynd44, this is a scientific milestone that even Mark Zuckerberg shared on his Facebook wall. . . Pity its not on FP yet. . . Since it wasn't Tonto dikeh or Ice prince or Olamide.




@Op :- You beat me to it.




Very soon, even a 13 year old would reject creationism. . . After 100 years that Einstein already hypothesized it, we just discovered them. . . Hmmm



#ScienceIsGod #ShameOnAfrica #EinsteinNailsItAgain #ItWillNeverMakeFP. #DeathToCreationism

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Celebrities / Re: Victoria Kimani - I Refused To Give Future My Number, Yrs Later He Became Famous by Dekatron(m): 3:41pm On Feb 11, 2016
Sommyangel:
Uhm, no insult please but which song did the future guy sing??


kindly Google :- Live from the gutter

future ft Drake . . . . You will know him from there. He has alot if songs to his credit. He raps and sings and is a VERY VERY big deal in America today. If you want a singer and a rapper in one, with distinction in the voice to give a soothing and less - hip hop ganster attitude, FUTURE HENDRIX, IT IS!!
Education / Re: See Why The Qwerty Keyboard Is Not Arranged Alphabetically by Dekatron(m): 9:31am On Feb 10, 2016
Is it hereditary?



Oyibo kids dey always type very fast. Me wey don dey use PC everyday and type for some time now still dey stutter and look at my keyboard. Abi na film trick? Na only me observe that thing?

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Politics / Re: DSS At Abuja Home Of Amalate Turner + What They Took Away by Dekatron(m): 9:07am On Feb 10, 2016
Total amount at rate of 199.. . . CBN standard rate sha :-

#3,373,877.46



nothing too unusual. C'mon. He is a first class king . . FIRST CLASS!!

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Romance / Re: 10 Couples Who Mysteriously Vanished..photos. by Dekatron(m): 3:51am On Feb 10, 2016
Nawa oo . . . Warris this??
Romance / Re: What's The First Thing That Attracts You To The Opposite Sex? by Dekatron(m): 10:18pm On Feb 09, 2016
Dressing sense & beautiful feet

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Romance / Re: I Need A Guy That Can Last For 3hours Non Stop For A Relationship. by Dekatron(m): 11:42am On Feb 09, 2016
Gerrarahere


gay oshi!! See these m'fucking sex starved dawgs panting for the di ck of a fellow man. . . First time I told Kamirun225 that he behaves sex starved, he said NO. He has nothing with any NL babe. But he can show interest now. . . Y'all gay!!




Mofos!!
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Rapper Mocheddah Looks So Flawless In New Photo by Dekatron(m): 10:54am On Feb 09, 2016
ichommy:
Make I fry Gala? She's Cute wink
1 egg is now #40. To copy this tune press 1.



grin grin @Fry gala . . . How far na, egbon?

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