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Celebrities / Re: B-red Threatens To Beat Yung6ix In A Snapchat Video by Dekatron(m): 5:34pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
Seeing this self, my head turn. . . I haven't felt so supportive of a celebrity before. . . . THIS AJEBUTTER KID WAN BEAT YUNG6IX? OF ALL PEOPLE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . . . Seriously, KKTBM isnt the LADIES label like HKN o . . . . And besides, 6ix worked for his money. . . This mofo appears in any video is in, behaving like, infact, not behaving like :- HE IS DAVIDO'S B1TCH . . . Oloshi boy. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: People Are Freaking Out About This Mark Zuckerberg Photo by Dekatron(m): 11:20am On Feb 24, 2016 |
sixgod: You need help. As fast as possible. Stop believing movies like The Matrix too 1 Like |
Programming / Re: Embedded Systems And Robotics In Nigeria by Dekatron(m): 11:12pm On Feb 23, 2016 |
Where are they doing this stuff? |
Romance / Re: 10 Official most Sexiest Nationalities For Men And Women On Earth. by Dekatron(m): 5:29pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
This gist yaff tey!! |
Romance / Re: Men Could Be Rude And Mean To Each Other Yet They Got Each Other Back by Dekatron(m): 2:53pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
Yea. . Just like my G, bleshh . . . Lol. I even called him m'fucker on whatsapp recently and I call him oloshi boy often . In my department, we yabb our fathers and grandfathers . . . But when assignments come, dem still go copy each other. Lol. See girls :- Chiamaka :- hey babes, I love your hair, did the woman at the hostel do it for you? Chinelo:- Yes dear. She did. Chiamaka :- Awww!!!!! I love you back to back!! Chinelo :- I love you too, sweets. But let them leave :- Olosho girl, you that was busy fvcking around to buy your Brazilian hair. . . . Girls have issues, I swear 1 Like |
Romance / Re: If You Girlfriend Slaps You,will You Slap Her Back? by Dekatron(m): 2:45pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
jonaifame22: *in base 1's voice* werey rey!! We, we, we, werey rey o!! Lmao . . . . You cray bruv |
Romance / Re: If You Girlfriend Slaps You,will You Slap Her Back? by Dekatron(m): 2:43pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
NB :- I am not a woman wrapper No, I won't. I won't slap her back. . . . It depends. If it was infront of my friends, I'd just excuse myself, If it was before family, I'd walk away. If it was at home, I would just go take a drink. . . . But I assure you, I'd not do anything, but alienate her. Her food? No. Sex? I would move to the sitting room, to start sleeping every night. Her advice? I can pass without it. . . . Trust me, she would not ever dare it again. If you beat her, you are fulfilling her want. She'd use it against you. Trust me, you would be the one to beg her back. But do not do anything, beat her with silence. Don't cheat on her, but show that you don't give three flying bald fu cks about her. . . . I'm very sure SHE'D COME BACK, CRYING and APOLOGIZING. . . . I'd something like that to my mom. She later would calm down on her own and say sorry (in her subsequent actions). The female brains all work virtually the same when in relationship problems as this. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Conversation With A Girl I Met by Dekatron(m): 8:38am On Feb 21, 2016 |
vault: Do you even know what nigger means? |
Romance / Re: What Makes A Man Fall In Love? by Dekatron(m): 3:15pm On Feb 20, 2016 |
Teempakguy: Teem, seriously, you killed it!! This is so true. I 100% recommend it |
Business / Re: Naira Falls To N370 Per Dollar by Dekatron(m): 11:37am On Feb 18, 2016 |
*Singing* E ti ri nkan kan . . . Film to gun gan!! . . . You haven't seen nada. . Its a long movie 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 6 Mysterious Reasons Men Always Touch Their Man-hood In Public by Dekatron(m): 8:43pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
I remember on Monday, I was going home after lectures. So I was trekking since e dey my blood. All of a sudden, I felt that the agama don dey raise head. I am far from home, no okada in sight . . . Naso I start to dey sing hymn o . . . Not that I was thinking about sex or something, the thing just strong on its on. And the worse? I was wearing a very very very tight pants (trousers) . . . . Also, From moving with guys and attending night class and going to odd places, I contacted or contracted SCABIES!! I also have Aqua Pruritus (body itch after bath, esp cold water) and ANY dirty surface triggers it. . . I saw HELL!! After every every, it went away, but now . . . MOVED TO MY BLOCKOS!! JESUS!! If you see how I dey scratch am ehn!! Any sweat down there like this, na badass itching. . . If I get home & not scratch, a sweet sensation follows. . I come vex cos you can sit like this, and the thing go dey itch you!! If you can hold it for long, walahi, you fit walk on coal. . . . I used ehm . . . This chemical. . . Benzyl Benzoate to treat it & it went away. . . . So yea, Ladies, all the points are true. . . @Op :- it is also our companion, when we are sad and alone. . . When I have an unhappy period, I play with my balls. . . No be me get am?? |
Politics / Re: No Electricity Protest Going On In Akure City, Ondo State (Photos) by Dekatron(m): 5:10pm On Feb 16, 2016 |
Its true. Power is sooooooooooo poor in Akure. FUTA area is very bad. From Orita Obele to North Gate . . All extremely poor. I stay off campus @ Ilara-Mokin. Probably because its a small 'village' and has a radio station and one of the best golf courses in West Africa, a private university, THE LIGHT HERE IS BETTER. Right now, there is electricity. Anytime they wll bring it, it'd be long. Sometimes, 18 hours out of 24hrs. I have vowed not to move to Akure till I leave FUTA. Akure, how beautiful it is, has poor power supply. |
Food / Re: Checkout A Male Student's Fried Spaghetti by Dekatron(m): 12:29pm On Feb 16, 2016 |
nuelzy:This was sick mehn!! Lmao |
Romance / Re: Married A Virgin, But She Started Sleeping Around!!!!!! by Dekatron(m): 9:29am On Feb 16, 2016 |
Greene66: By their fruit, ye shall know them. . . You are a potential terrorist and islamist. Am 100% sure your BLOODY religion is ISLAM. Bloody set of barbarians. |
Religion / Re: Dealing With Misconceptions : Do We Receive Mansions In Heaven? Errmmm by Dekatron(m): 10:17am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Kirinwa: see this one You self want mansion Get your arse up & work hard!! No mansion after death, hommie. Don't let any con man scam you. cc hahn, ichommy, UncleSnr 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Religion / Re: Dealing With Misconceptions : Do We Receive Mansions In Heaven? Errmmm by Dekatron(m): 10:14am On Feb 14, 2016 |
If not because of mansion, and gold. . . You lot would worship your god? The secret of religion :- Hope and Fear. (I love this saying). Fear == hell, Hope== heaven/gold 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Help!! My Girlfriend Feels Very Awful After Every Romance by Dekatron(m): 2:09pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
Olami90: if you are not a fvcktard, since I am a student and you are the graduate, why stoop so low to exchange words with me?? That shows you are a slowpoke. . Broken marriage you say? Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. Atleast, my parents are. . . I remind you of how many decent parents you had? We have 12 year old CEO, but since they didn't have the 'graduate' tag, they are not CEO . . . You just proved you think in reverse. Bastard son of a thousand fathers |
Romance / Re: Help!! My Girlfriend Feels Very Awful After Every Romance by Dekatron(m): 8:28am On Feb 12, 2016 |
Olami90: takes a cursed to know another. Mofo. I just said the truth. Truth hurts. . Hehehehehehehehehehehehe I am busy than you can ever dream of. When you become a CEO, talk to me. . . Mofo!! Besides, I live alone & at school. Not like you that failed JAMB 4 times. . . Failure!! |
Science/Technology / Re: 100 Years On, Gravitational Waves Confirmed In Breakthrough Research by Dekatron(m): 7:32am On Feb 12, 2016 |
CzarChris: You see, because they were Creationists doesn't mean that their theory belongs to GOD. . . . How will you explain Lemaitre propounding a theory (big bang) that would be the bane of his religion(creationism)? Because they were creationists doesn't make their theory support creationism Onegai:lol. He is more than what you think. . . Back then when there were no Bluetooth or WiFi, Tesla build a remote controlled boat. . . Wireless electricity he did over 100 years ago, the BEST UNIVERSITY of TECHNOLOGY in the world (MIT), the geniuses couldn't do what he did as the their distance of transmition was lesser than Tesla's. . Today, you would've not been paying NEPA bill, Fashola wouldn't even think of increasing tariff. But Edison, the old steve jobs, the goal eater, the con man, stopped it. CzarChris: You see, because they were Creationists doesn't mean that their theory belongs to GOD. . . . How will you explain Lemaitre propounding a theory (big bang) that would be the bane of his religion(creationism)? Because they were creationists doesn't make their theory support creationism 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Help!! My Girlfriend Feels Very Awful After Every Romance by Dekatron(m): 4:34am On Feb 12, 2016 |
What exactly is the craziness about virginity. That somebody hasn't had a pen is in their vagina makes them more decent than those who have?? If this is your definition of DECENCY, am not sorry to say, you are a fool. . . . Rather say, being a virgin makes you a normal human & NOT special person. I'd rather choose an ex runs girl that is courteous and not religion braindead to a SO CALLED decent church virgin. . . Most time, church virgins ain't attractive self. I do not even look them 1/2 time. They are hypocrites |
Romance / Re: Help!! My Girlfriend Feels Very Awful After Every Romance by Dekatron(m): 4:26am On Feb 12, 2016 |
Olami90: so because somebody isn't a bloody, hypocritical virgin, they are INDECENT. Decency equals virginity. Abi? . . . You need a brain check. Hypocrite. . . This is what religion does to you. |
Romance / Re: Is Beyansi A Role Model For Black Women? (the debate) by Dekatron(m): 1:06am On Feb 12, 2016 |
Stale I had to laugh out of pity. Its getting insipid and the cliche is too often. Please diversify. You were always funny though, but not today. 4 Likes |
Science/Technology / Re: 100 Years On, Gravitational Waves Confirmed In Breakthrough Research by Dekatron(m): 10:36pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
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Science/Technology / Re: 100 Years On, Gravitational Waves Confirmed In Breakthrough Research by Dekatron(m): 9:01pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Lalasticlala, Seun, mynd44, this is a scientific milestone that even Mark Zuckerberg shared on his Facebook wall. . . Pity its not on FP yet. . . Since it wasn't Tonto dikeh or Ice prince or Olamide. @Op :- You beat me to it. Very soon, even a 13 year old would reject creationism. . . After 100 years that Einstein already hypothesized it, we just discovered them. . . Hmmm #ScienceIsGod #ShameOnAfrica #EinsteinNailsItAgain #ItWillNeverMakeFP. #DeathToCreationism 25 Likes 5 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Victoria Kimani - I Refused To Give Future My Number, Yrs Later He Became Famous by Dekatron(m): 3:41pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Sommyangel: kindly Google :- Live from the gutter future ft Drake . . . . You will know him from there. He has alot if songs to his credit. He raps and sings and is a VERY VERY big deal in America today. If you want a singer and a rapper in one, with distinction in the voice to give a soothing and less - hip hop ganster attitude, FUTURE HENDRIX, IT IS!! |
Education / Re: See Why The Qwerty Keyboard Is Not Arranged Alphabetically by Dekatron(m): 9:31am On Feb 10, 2016 |
Is it hereditary? Oyibo kids dey always type very fast. Me wey don dey use PC everyday and type for some time now still dey stutter and look at my keyboard. Abi na film trick? Na only me observe that thing? 15 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: DSS At Abuja Home Of Amalate Turner + What They Took Away by Dekatron(m): 9:07am On Feb 10, 2016 |
Total amount at rate of 199.. . . CBN standard rate sha :- #3,373,877.46 nothing too unusual. C'mon. He is a first class king . . FIRST CLASS!! 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: 10 Couples Who Mysteriously Vanished..photos. by Dekatron(m): 3:51am On Feb 10, 2016 |
Nawa oo . . . Warris this?? |
Romance / Re: What's The First Thing That Attracts You To The Opposite Sex? by Dekatron(m): 10:18pm On Feb 09, 2016 |
Dressing sense & beautiful feet 38 Likes 6 Shares |
Romance / Re: I Need A Guy That Can Last For 3hours Non Stop For A Relationship. by Dekatron(m): 11:42am On Feb 09, 2016 |
Gerrarahere gay oshi!! See these m'fucking sex starved dawgs panting for the di ck of a fellow man. . . First time I told Kamirun225 that he behaves sex starved, he said NO. He has nothing with any NL babe. But he can show interest now. . . Y'all gay!! Mofos!! |
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Rapper Mocheddah Looks So Flawless In New Photo by Dekatron(m): 10:54am On Feb 09, 2016 |
ichommy: @Fry gala . . . How far na, egbon? |
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