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Which developmental board are u using?

Arduino?

Or you build your own board? By board, I mean MICRO CONTROLLER? Since its a robot, it MUST have a controller

BeeBeeOoh:
Omg! just see what 5mins enjoyment has caused. But, the woman in question should thank her God that I'm not "Bimpe [size=15pt]BAD[/size]mus's father..





Lesson: Minor's Are Not Entitled To Mama & Papa's food..

You sound like an idiot & you post reeks of foolishness. You were one of those that make sense before, but u lost it.


You said MINORS ARE NOT ENTITLED TO PAPA & MAMA FOOD. When u were younger, USE YOUR DESTINY TO SWEAR THAT YOU DIDN'T DO IT.

Even if she does, WHY TORTURE? WHY HOT IRON? OK. You are also not married & you fvck around. That makes yours worse. Fool. Hypocrite

i am so ANGRY at you.

Lwkm!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Kids : Don't worry, papa is working hard to give you a beautiful life.
Nice pics

seunot:
Very exciting news, though I'm in science field, I always hate it when 'limitations' are proposed and imposed on 'universal possibilities' by scientists based on LIMITED KNOWLEDGE via theories and laws.

Its therefore wonderful to see that the speed of light can be exceeded. I'm sure other particles and phenomenon that surpasses SOL will be discovered in the future. Similar breakthroughs are expecting in energy, matter, gravity and so on.

It's indeed a brave new world, too bad my country is seriously lagging behind!

bro God (though he is a fable) bless you.

Instead of them to invest and support science, they are doing competition of SHAKITIBOBO. Like shakitibobo is meaningful. Instead of them to organize science exhibitions, they are doing COMEDY SHOW (Glo). This country tire me, I swear

Teempakguy, WHY IS EINSTEIN WICKED NAH??

It was E=MC^2. Now this. . . Him chop winsh? Na only him waka come??

Reason I love NEWTON. English are too smart and interesting a people.


Se Germans ehn, they are something. . Leibnitz , Einstein, Wolfgang, Planck alot of them. Their work are usually intimidating.

To topic :

I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED AT QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT. Why are they entangled? How are they telling each other to change depending on whats happening to one?

In short : QUANTUM MECHANICS abi nah PHYSICS is TOOOO SCARY and requires VERY HIGH INTELLIGENCE.

Lets wait & see

Really?

Lol


like one slowpoke, ode, slowpoke, mumu, idiot fool Told me that his juju will kill me if I drop my contact. Guess what? I did!! Yes. I dropped my 2 numbers & home address. That even WON A BABE FOR ME as she added me on whatsapp. Till today, am alive though he said the max days for his juju to work is 7 days.

why can't their Gods/Juju kill IMMEDIATELY? Why mention a day/time? Is it trying to calculate his odds? I dnt gerrit


THANKS TO THE SLOWPOKE, I GOT A NAIRALAND BABE. LOL

@ last pic


DEFINE RAG : A CLOTH THAT MAMA THINKS IS NT GOOD AGAIN COST ITS TORN & LOOKS OLD.

WHAT THEN IS SKIIBII WEARING IN THE LAST PIC? :- A RAG.



ANYBODY THAT WEARS A RAG IS :- NDI ARA. A MAD MAN. WEREY.

Deduction : SKIIBII is MAD


why wll somebody wear RAG all in the name of SWAG?

Freemanan:
Teempakguy am seeing you oh...

BUSTED!!

0luwatope:
Am an introvert and its not easy i swear. At 18 am still a virgin, introverts hate sex

Nope. Thats wrong.

All OP stated are perculiar to me. Offline, i dnt just open mouth to talk for NO REASON.

But I haven't had Sex nt because I dnt have opportunity or talk to some girls, but I dnt see a big Whoop abt Sex.


So, you are wrong. Its because you probably dnt feel pressured at all being an INTROV.ERT

@ bqlekan


yea, LAST DAYS ON MARS IS ALSO VERY COOL. THOUGH I DUNNO IF THE GUY RETURNED TO EARTH OR THE SPACE CRAFT KEEPS ORBITING MARS. CAN U CLARIFY THE ENDING??

@ Op :- its a thriller. Its cool.

Fantastic 4 is soooo old but VERY VERY FRESH.



MARVEL SUPER HERO FILMS SHA

ElectGINeer:
Please I would like to watch a very interesting sci-tech movie. I love it if it is more of science thriller than science fiction
Which one would you suggest.
Kayemjay, teempakguy, Robinhez, Dekatron, Johnydon22, Acorntree

lol. Not to lie, I dunno. I have ALOT to do. So, na AMAZING SPIDERMAN 1, WRECK IT RALPH 1 & X-MEN :- DAYS OF OF FUTURE PAST I DEY WATCH ON MY SYSTEM AS GOOD AS IT IS. Lol.

Well :

AGENTS OF SHIELD.



FLASH



FOR SCIENCE AND COMEDY IN ONE :- BIG BANG THEORY


TRON or whats it called

loading. . Lemme think and ask around

When the best positions have all been virtually occupied by

ABOK.IS


YEYE


I

MISS


GEJ

Teempakguy:
So you guys mean we should just divide?

I don't support that logic at all oh.

Consider a speaker put in front of a person. It's a meter tall, and it's spitting badass music, which by the way, is usually around 100decibels.
Are you saying that if we bring a similar speaker and put it in front of the person, we will get a sound of 200 decibels? Which, by the way, is the sound of a VERY VERY BIG bomb explosion.

anyway, I found a formula for adding decibels.
If we have a decibel value x, then,

2x = x + 3

This implies something like 88 decibels, is actually double of 85 decibels.

By adding 3 decibels, you increase the number of people singing. By doubling them. So, now, if you keep doing that, when will you get to 145?

Okay guys, na wa o, but you guys have tricked me into solving both the biological and physics aspect! Smh . . . Nigerians are smart sha . . . anyway, oyah, it remains the mathematical part, who can solve it?

Dekatron robinhez pakingzzz richiez and er . . . what other maths guru is there oh . . . umartins1 . . .

i think this would require careful experimentation and ADVANCED MATH -- CALCULUS? THEORY OF WAVES? COMBINATION OF BOTH IN THEIR ADVANCED STATE? DUNNO.

But this, if we can't divide would need more time and math to battle.


Study the relationship between the factors. Thats the math, i GUESS. And that can be achieved by : EXPERIMENTING

Teempakguy:
baba don vex.
They're just reinventing the wheel. Nowadays, you don't build cars, you design them.
Then you send the designs to a car manufacturing company or something.
In fact, you can even build it yourself, but that would take three lifetimes (210 years) if your car has the standard of an average car now. but the design stage is extremely important.
I also saw unilag's contraption. They should forget about cars and start designing other things. Like swarms, and humanoid robots or even wearable tech or even smart cars.
All of these are kinda useless.

na so o.

Swarms. . . I am interested in that, but hey!! No funds. . . . Swarm Robotics NO BE BEANS.
Yes, you design cars NOT build them. . . . Baseline : THIS IS AN INSULT TO MY FACULTY

ENGINEERING

ElectGINeer:
I Have presently been researching
radio technology, I've been
searching for a method to make
wireless energy possible.
through my searching I Have come
with a theory that could make a type
of "wireless power device" which
could be used much like a
wireless internet router to supply
a healthy amount of wirless
energy into an area the size of a
room or house.
The Idea works works like a microwave oven,
which involves reflecting the
microwaves in a "mirror box
configuration" in-order to
"enclose" the waves and
concentrate them inside the box.
My Idea Is similar to A microwave
oven in that respect. My Idea
involves painting the interior of a
room/house with a conductive
paint and have a powerful radio
transmitter somewhere inside the
room/house throwing out large
amounts of radio energy, the radio
waves should be mostly trapped
inside the house, the paint on all
the walls, floors and ceiling acting
like a Faraday cage allowing the
most of the radio energy to be
trapped and concentrated in a
small area.
The high powered radio waves
can be used by devices like
computers, cellphones, tvs and
other utilities to supply electrical
energy witlessly by inducing a
current into an antenna.
Imagine this being your house.
You could imagine the whole
house being coated with
conductive ink, it's everywhere, on
the ceiling under the floors and on
every inch of the walls, heck you
might even be able to coat the
windows with conductive indium
tin oxide.
you can think of this "conductive
shell" much like the thermal
insulation of a house. The better
your house is coated in
conductivity the more efficient
your wireless power transfer
system will work. It might even
be possible to recapture some
unused radio energy in a feed
back loop system were some
energy can be absorbed by a
radio antenna and fed back-into
the wireless power system.
I would also like to note that
making the conductive shell can
be done in a variety of ways which
might prove to be cheaper and
more efficient at containing the
radio waves in the room or house,
for example during construction of
a house conductive sheets of
aluminum wire can be placed
behind drywall or you could install
conductive wallpapers made of
mylar all over the place, the point
is that as long as your contained
inside a conductive box you
should do fine, heck you could put
up a conductive dome over your
house and get the same effect.
The safety hazards of high radio
are a concern though, there can
be health risks associated with
being exposed to high powered
radio fields but I don't know much
about what will happen to a guy if
he lives inside a radio-wave oven.
I Want to create a system like this
so that in the future all of your
wireless devices can always
remain powered up when inside of
your house or inside a restaurant
or store.
That's this Idea of mine in a nut
shell, what are your thoughts on
this Idea, do you think it could work because of the health hazardous.
Teempakguy, Robinhez, Dekatron, Johnydon22, Acorntree,

i think ELECTROMAGNETIC INDUCTION IS THE BACKBONE OF WIRELESS ENERGY.

THAT MEANS METALS IN THE ROOM WOULD BE AFFECT.

I THINK THIS MIGHT BE COMPLEX FAR THAN NORMAL IF IT WOULD WORK. ALBEIT, LEMME READ AGAIN

SEE IDIOTS AND MUMU ORGANIZERS


I was curious and Googled : "SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY COMPETITIONS IN NIGERIA" I saw NOTHING. I MEAN, NOTHING.


We have HACK-A-THON & OTHER TECH. COMPETITIONS. Seriously, am sorry to say : WE ARE FOOLS IN NIGERIA. If a University couldn't organize science & technology competition, how much more dunces like this?

ABU guys built crap, y'all celebrated them. Olamide sang trash in BOBO, you rooting for him. Alot of are foolish and restricted to bad & lower quality stuffs.

If ABU guys had HOT competitors, they would do better. But since nobody does anything, they rest on their oars. IF WE HAD SCIENCE & TECH COMPETITIONS LIKE WE ARE HAVING FOR DANCING AND SINGING TRASH, we would be better.


Recently, I saw an advert on campus saying : UPLOAD 30 SECS OF YOU DANCING ON INSTAGRAM. TAG @OLAMIDE @ORISHAFEMI & THE VIDEO WITH THE HIGHEST LIKES WINS AN iPHONE 6+. YES, 6+. I was like : NOBODY SAID : Solve a fourier series and post on INSTAGRAM & WIN iPhone6+. I felt PURE ANGER.


ALL THESE ARE FRIVOLITIES AND WONT TAKE US ANYWHERE. Its not like they are winning grammys with the songs cos ITS MEANINGLESS. Iranu!! Oshi!!


Cc : teempakguy , johnydon22, Queed, robinhez & other scientists.


THIS IS MEANINGLESS.

The money for that land, use it to organize HACK - A - THON. ORGANIZE ENGINEERING CONTESTS.

NA BOBO DEM DEY SING. IDIOTS.

ChappyChase:
Devil is a lair!

#RickRozay
team ROZZAY.
THE DEVIL IS A LAIR!!

This is ENGINEERING MEDIOCRITY.

Alright. They built a car. So far they also do the same course as those in china & U.S do, this is out of it. This is 2015. Even in 1992, this type of car is a trash.


Befor you spew shii, am an ENGINEERING STUDENT.


THIS SHII IS AN INSULT TO : THE PRESTIGIOUS SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING.

IRANU!!

Try jutronix.com
or
hub360.com.ng

I'd kill for a lady with "Ileke Idi"


damn!! Imagine curves with beads. . . Omo, thats HEAVEN.

MY FIANCEE/WIFE MUST hAVE OO

All I can say is :


WEREY RE O!! E NO DEY TAYA!! WEREY RE O, E MU SO!!

Little wonder virtually all NL ladies have removed/changed their dp. . . . Na because of ur type . . . Thatvaselineguy, how many vaseline have you used on her name/pic?


#werey re oo!!

Lol
werey re oo!!

OP needs a brain transplant & update

[quote author=silica post=37279486]The Big Data Plan Rip-Off, By Tope FasuaPremium Times August 24, 2015 The Big Data Plan Rip-Off, By Tope Fasua2015-08-24T07:09:33+00:00 Opinion Comment
So, just like in 2001, I think we should pitch these phone companies together. In the first place, I sometimes feel they are rigging the game. Y’know, just like we drive to the fuel station and we see N87 per litre on the metre, but the damn attendant is selling to us at N120 per litre! How they do it I don’t know. But DPR just closed a few of them lately. Welcome to Nigeria; the most religious country on earth. If filling stations can rig metres, why not ISPs?.

This matter is touching me to the marrow right now. Imagine! So, these our phone companies and Internet Service Providers are trying to convince, abi na ‘confuse’ me, that I use 1GB (one gigabyte) daily! Bia, when did I start hearing of ‘Gigabyte’ sef? I just did a quick google search and it says the first Gigabyte Hard-drive, IBM 3380 was manufactured in 2013. You see, Gigabyte used to be the stuff that ‘mainframe’ computers, as huge as a fridge was made of. But now, MTN says I used that much everyday!



The bolded IS A LIE!! How can IBM just make a 1GB HDD in 2013!! Haba!! I feel like slapping the author of this article. The RAMAC & co were the ones that had FRIDGE-LIKE HDD.

2013, We have 750GB HDD .


The IBM 3380 was made in 1980. Oniro oshi.

Lalasticlala or any mod. Pls rectify this error jare & dnt make ridicle of our dear NL. Thanks.


IBM 3380 was made in 1980. My system was made around 2012 & it has 250GB HDD before it crashed. How then can 1GB be made in 2013.


To topic : AIRTEL is MAD!! I WLL BREAK ANY AIRTEL CARD I CAN. I BOUGHT 2GB & finished in 3days WITHOUT much usage o..


Buy airtel 2GB, & you will use 750MB. Thats if you are lucky.

Stephen started from repairing RADIOS
See where he is now. . .
I need brain update. . Lol.
Nice one

I hate snakes

MrsPhyno:
i hate all these new windows ish
even windows 7. its trash. i use the old windows stuff like XP or Vista or all dat

How old is your laptop?? Those old laptops like Toshiba Tecra M9 (that one no old self). Cos NO recent system comes with those cursed versions again. Oldest is WIN 7. & in the next few months, am expecting a laptop with WIN 10 pre- Installed

As you fine reach, you no sabi use tuush laptop/windows version. Nawa o. .
Phyno self dey feel WIN7 - 10

Angelou:
i knw u type... U mst still be using the abacus, or Napiers bones ryt?

Wicked!!