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PhonesRe: PIC Of How Sophisticated Our Android Will Be By 2030 by Dekatron(m): 7:17pm On Jan 26, 2016
Dont be surprised if by 2025, no smartphone exist again. . . . . Peripheral/body devices will take over. . . . Think of smart glasses, smartwatches, Hololens, holographic bands. . . Yes!! By 2025, smartphones would be obsolete. They might still exist (esp tablets) but they wouldn't be special or as popular as body computers




This pic is a lie.
Science/TechnologyRe: The End Of Internet by Dekatron(m): 6:56pm On Jan 26, 2016
SKIBO!!
Science/TechnologyRe: Meet Filmmaker Who Replaced His Eyeball With A Camera To Conduct Documentaries by Dekatron(m): 6:54pm On Jan 26, 2016
Heheheheheheheheheheheh




cyborg dey come soon.

666
Science/TechnologyRe: Brutal Medical Diagrams Reveal Horrors Of 19th-century Surgery by Dekatron(m): 6:51pm On Jan 26, 2016
Really. . The dark times. . While math and physics got to an exponential increase at the rate of knowledge, dem doctors still dey cut body with knife . . . Heheheheheheheheheheheh . . . Next time my Medical student brother yap about Medicine again, I'd show him this
ComputersRe: 4g Ram/320g Laptop@30k!!!give ur budget and get a good one too!!! by Dekatron(m): 8:35am On Jan 26, 2016
gwillonlinemart:
Good morning all nairalanders....please not that our laptops are not Nigerian used but US used....they all test and are in good condition...we deliver to u after testing....
Hi. Can I swap my system??

I have a system. I will add money to it. To get another one. Is it possible?
RomanceRe: Why DO Most Guys See Every Girl As A Sex Object... by Dekatron(m): 11:09pm On Jan 25, 2016
Op, I feel like tearing you slap




Who says MEN LUST AFTER A LADY WHEN LOOKING AT HER BACKSIDE?? Looking at it doesn't mean I think about bedding her automatically . . . Infact, I rarely do. . . . I do not see girls as sex objects as I have two sisters too
RomanceRe: Eritrea Now Asks Men To Marry At Least Two Wives Or Face Imprisonment by Dekatron(m): 11:05pm On Jan 25, 2016
Skibo!!




Na to gather FIVE girlfriends be that o. . . And propose to two babes simultaneously .
. This is




END TIME!!
Science/TechnologyRe: Check Out This Locally Made Hand Washing Basin (photo) by Dekatron(m): 7:27pm On Jan 25, 2016
angry
HealthRe: Why Do Men Scratch Their Balls by Dekatron(m): 9:46pm On Jan 24, 2016
SunstarS:
A close female friend of mine asked me this:

"I was just wondering why men scratch
their balls all the time. I used to look at
my ex and he would scratch his ball for
like minutes at a time and all day long?
Why is that? "

i gave her an answer ohh but i think she wasn't satisfied, so i brought her question here so that you guys can help me give her a more explanatory response..


cc: Lalasticlala, dominique, Robinhez, johnydon22 and
his freecocoa, dekatron, Xploraben, Sirwere,
freemanan, Llaykorn, Mathschic .
Heheheheheheheheheheheh . . Na scabies/infection



I had it too (na god help.me finisss amu) . . . Scratching my balls and with itch. . . Omo, e no good o. . . The guy has scabies (which I also contacted, then it moved to my balls) . . Him should use benzyl benzoate
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Seen Any Mistakes In The Bible? by Dekatron(m): 8:56am On Jan 24, 2016
Most theist need brain transplant
RomanceRe: My Interview With Mrsphyno :) :) :) by Dekatron(m): 7:05pm On Jan 23, 2016
I dont really comment on romance section, but





MODS, BAN THIS MOFO PLEASE.
Science/TechnologyRe: 10 Shocking Facts About The Health Dangers Of Wi-fi by Dekatron(m): 1:44pm On Jan 21, 2016
Lubbish!!



Next!!
Science/TechnologyRe: 10 Shocking Facts About The Health Dangers Of Wi-fi by Dekatron(m): 1:44pm On Jan 21, 2016
Lubbish!!



Next!!
CelebritiesRe: Waje Laments Daughter Is Outgrowing Her - See Tweet by Dekatron(m): 5:38pm On Jan 17, 2016
Actually, Emerald is my crush. . . Yes.



Emerald Iruobe
EducationRe: Grandmother, 70-year-old Bag First Class As Obasanjo, 2 Emirs, Others Graduate by Dekatron(m): 8:46pm On Jan 16, 2016
Lol....



Which lecturer dey mark obasanjo's script? To give am Zero no go possible o. . . . Why OBJ go fail?



Lmao!! I wish to see how those M'fucker LECTURERS WOULD BE JITTERING WHEN THEY LECTURE OBJ. . . Unlike us wey dem dey dash Zero
PoliticsRe: Jaja Wachuku Sleeping At A UN Meeting In New York (Photo) by Dekatron(m): 3:34pm On Jan 16, 2016
Lmao




Jaja be like :-



Aye o pe meji. . . A sha le pa ara wa. Lol . . I cannot go and come and kill myself.



The man no even shame at all
Science/TechnologyRe: 10 Most Strange Stars (known) In The Observable Universe.. by Dekatron(m): 2:02pm On Jan 16, 2016
FTC
Christianity EtcRe: The Fallen Angels From The Andromeda Galaxy ( Nephilim ) by Dekatron(m): 5:32pm On Jan 15, 2016
WTFhuh Effect of Alomo and papa nkechi palmwine
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus REALLY Is Coming Soon. BE READY!!! by Dekatron(m): 5:30pm On Jan 15, 2016
Godwin2016

how far na? Wetin dey ground? When is Jesus coming back? I just wanna know
Science/TechnologyRe: 5 (thankfully) Extinct Giant Versions Of Modern Animals by Dekatron(m): 9:40am On Jan 14, 2016
Wow!!! Amazing!
ProgrammingRe: Fortran by Dekatron(m): 10:23pm On Jan 13, 2016
EEE. 200L






we are doing FORTRAN 2003. Still did the practical today self. Stopped at user defined functions, SUBROUTINE




Because I have knowledge of program long before FORTRAN, find it quite easy but not so easy. . . . @fulaman198, he didn't copy & paste. Just looked like an opinion another person can say and look alike like a different person's own on the net. I visited the link cos I know Ymodulus.





He is right. FORTRAN is/WAS MAINLY FOR SUPERCOMPUTERS and CALCULATIONS and NUMERICAL COMPUTATIONS. . . . ONLY SUPERCOMPUTERS enjoy FORTRAN. Why? I haven't bothered to ask.




But really, FORTRAN is Boring!! capital B!!
Science/TechnologyRe: Microsoft Today Ends Support For Windows 8, Old Versions Of Internet Explorer by Dekatron(m): 9:21pm On Jan 13, 2016
shenney:
U sure?
Actually, she is right
Science/TechnologyRe: How Increadible! Photos: Meet An Ingenious Nigerian Boy Who Built A ‘dublix by Dekatron(m): 9:16pm On Jan 13, 2016
Ok
TV/MoviesRe: That Movie You Can't Get Tired Of Watching by Dekatron(m): 4:51pm On Jan 13, 2016
Avengers: Age of ultron



Wreck it Ralph
RomanceRe: Why Women Should Know How To Cook? by Dekatron(m): 9:00pm On Jan 10, 2016
cruzita:
Yoruba !!!!*runs for my heart*
Babe, really why?


I'd draft a heart insurance for you o. . . . Your heart is safe
RomanceRe: Why Women Should Know How To Cook? by Dekatron(m): 6:12pm On Jan 10, 2016
cruzita:
I know how to cook very well but I also want my man to know how to cook also so that when I'm not around my children won't look malnourished to the point I won't be able to recognise dem
Oya, I dey here.




From fried rice to moi moi. . . I dey cook am


Infact, I dey eat my cooked rice since morning. . . . Yesterday, na fried yam and omelette I cook. . . . Our shildren won't starve o!! grin grin


Yorùbá lawa, we take care of our women!!
ProgrammingRe: How Long Did It Take You Guys To Become Strong Java Programmers by Dekatron(m): 9:50pm On Jan 09, 2016
Hi, fulaman198 and others that did answer



finally, I got it. . . Since the day asked, the chance to program in java came today (am that busy recently)



But I need another answer please :-


I want to set a condition that when I enter a string (red in the case of this specific program), it would terminate if it fufills the condition & proceed if not. . . . I understand I have to use if statement (I knew that since I started learning programming- from FORTRAN to C++, which I dumped). . . But I did assign the if statement. . . My problem is :- I want to set a condition for a STRING nt an int. Hence, I cannot use operators like =,+,> . . . How then do I assign conditions in IF statement without using operators as its not a mathematical condition. Please help.




I wll upload a screenshot (dont mind my task bar o, I un-pin the programs to reduce battery consuption, when not on charging mode. Hence, my empty and boring task bar. grin grin lol)
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Fear Yoruba Boys soo Much! See Here! by Dekatron(m): 10:39am On Jan 07, 2016
cruzita:
seems they also have the highest number of HIV patients cos of their promiscuity
Young wench, actually, the Benue/Middle Belt have it the most.



In your foolishness and idiocy, you knew WE YORÙBÁ boys are promiscuous, but didn't know we are smart enough to use a condom


be like say bomb dey your head. angry angry

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