ladygudhead:
Good morning sir! How do u do? Ok there's a number on my signature now.

I can't find any number on your signature

Jesuferanmi1:


Please how did you permanently cure yourself from this Erection problem caused by Mastbation?

you have the same problem?

FaceTanke:
If u masturbate

Eat banana and unripe Plaintain often o

why please?

Kennyswag:
When birds fly into the temple of assmen, korofoolish must cry over his children.

Jew man sharap

bewise24:

that's what I studied.
You're only being ignorant

bewise24:
Library and information science...
That course sha

Wetin do the course?

Kobojunkie:
So because she no wan old for her papa house, she suppose go jump into marriage with some dingbat and maybe end up booted in the chest to death like Osinachi abi?

2. Menopause is knocking so she should then go have children she has no means to feed and maybe end up needing to sell them to get by.

What is wrong with your head for Pete's sake? Leave her alone make she sort her self and situation out as best fits her case. Go see all the many widows and women abandoned in marriage by their many husbands and tell you how the same old age better for them, and their children wey dem no fit care for.

you're saying this because you probably have a giant diLd0 you shove up your pussy and ass to satisfy you whenever you get h0rny. That's why marriage is the last thing on your mind. But the pains, frustration and bitterness is clearly written over there as you can't deny the truth that you're going to die lonely and childless.

Jewessgratitud3:
Hopefully someone leans from my story. I don't regret any of my decisions so far. I'm happy that in all, I wasn't consumed, used to a point of no return in fact if you see me, you'll hardly believe I'm 42. apart from say I get small protruding stomach ( which almost everyone has) and it's only when I eat. Otherwise its normal. So it's caused by food and I overeat.

I also don't regret not having children outside wedlock cos it would have reduced my chances of getting attention from men even at my age. Yes.. I still get attention like serious advances from single men. This is not to make a boast. In this year alone, I've had two suitors. Very responsible guy and another man but the thing with me is that I'm too picky. if I don't like you first, e go hard. So those two were not my spec and I won't trap myself in a loveless marriage just because of age or "time is going " , if it's not what I want, I won't do it. Call me anything you like, your opinion. I don't kia!


Modified

I don't know why you're pained. That was me just being witty to lighten up the tense mood of my story but your dumb olodo self cant recognize a witty saying when you see one hence holding unto it and reacting like a beheaded chicken.

Empty skull

you go old for your papa house.
Menopause is knocking, no go give sense to your yamayama bald head

Truths9ja:
is she not pretty 🤩

how do I connect with her?

Truths9ja:
Sincerely with me she’s beautiful 😻

simp.

wiseone28:
Ifot mkpo

na now you come get data reply me.
Una useless Loserpool team come win?
I sure say your ticket don cut as usual.
Aya atua ayed akan Ami.
Ka ke yem utom nam

andrewbaba44:
No pedri
No gavi
No balde
No Christensen
No frenkie
No cancelo
No ferran

Kudos to xavi and the boys

warning to Mbappe and PSG

As united equalize, mods commot am from frontpage

Pistolx:
simp

una go just dey bastardize the word simp.
You even know wetin simp mean?
So to avoid becoming a simp you no go ask woman out??

Judithjovial:
puff! You don meet your wife like this

Ella Ujunwa you turned me down several years ago despite the various things we had in common. (We both studied same course)
By the way your number isn't on WhatsApp any longer.
How do I reach out to you?

Dantedasz:


It would be so bad and terrible if they retain Ten Haram as the coach next season.
Since he arrived at Manchester United can we point to one single player whom his coaching or tactics has improved or made better?
In my opinion all the players have regressed and got worse.

true.
He's worse in terms of player development.
Mactominay moved from bad to worse.
Rasford and the rest unlike guardiola that has improved significantly players like foden, Grealish and the rest

Horlhamhi:
Na initial gra gra Man U dey do...

hi I love your dp.
Your profile sounds nice.
I'm in need of a serious relationship.
I need to settle down by the end of this year

wiseone28:
Uka ayong ke ufok mmi ubak usen ami

Nko ake adi uno ndidia mba udu mkpa biong.
Unwene aya uwod

Thank God say I no pay money watch this useless match.
Last one I stayed away from meeting to watch that useless man UTD vs man city match at the end we lost while I was fined 5k for absence.

wiseone28:
Nkob ke uso ado ino unen

nkob ke uka ase okong ewa

wiseone28:
Abo ukam

adiok ono uso

wiseone28:
The true RED will win


YNWA

ikpa kop inua

Edoblakky:
Look at the overated players Chelsea is parading

overrated players wey dey give una top teams wahala

Jeon:
Marry ur fellow man, u know men love genuinely.

😁😁

Marriage no dy benefit men, but na dem dy cry for marriage and family pass.

your number is no more connecting why?

chasy16:
This is a joke taken too far.

As a woman, I find the post very irritating and annoying.

May God bless the faithful women out there.

can we know each other?
I need a partner

GloriousGbola:
Man. I sure say I no go return to glo like this? I can't do anything. Even browsing on NL is messed up

I have not seen these speeds since 2007 when i would go to sleep for a 700mb download only to wake up and find the movie na hindi dub.

always 24/7 on the internet.
Don't you have a life, a job or something meaningful to engage in?
I probably think you're Just a fresh high school leaver awaiting admission that's why you have all the time to troll on this forum.
The day Ishilove realizes this, the same day she'll unfollow you.
Same with folykaze and those bloody feminists you're simpishly following