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Jakumo:
My chit be all da way live. I ain't lyin, and I ain't gamin', 'cause you know das right, and you know what time it is.

Muffug fitna get up out dis mufug, hop in da hooptie, ridin' fo-deep, coppin a gansta lean, an gittin ready to go hang pipe wit da hoes, cause da chit be all about dem Benjamins.

But still dey be trippin' and tryna git ova on a muffug, cause dey forgits, I ain't 'bout nun o dat chit. I controes da hoes up in dis muffug.

Hell yeah, niggus is hip to that buuchit likes da muffug, becus dey momma dit'n raise no foos.

I will straight up bust a cap on they aszes, an den play it off like it ain't chit. I chit you not.

Ain't gats no time for nappy-head hoes gittin up in a muffug face, and actin all grown an' chit, jus because they gats dat poon-tang to sell an' chit.

FlirtyKaren:
A photo of a book which 'captured' the difference between Standard American and African American English, is making rounds online. 

The difference according to the author of the book was mainly in word pronunciation and writing. Here is a photo of the book on the difference between Standard American and African American English below;  


https://lailasnews.com/trending-photo-of-book-on-difference-between-american-and-african-american-english/

Gratefulheart1:
You know him; you know where he is. Look for him; give him the money.
End of discussion.

tiredoflife:
Oga stop quoting trash
A government policy will cripple u
I have seen an Italian who fought the civil war for Nigeria
Made money
He came back after IBB took over
Change his money to naira
He woke up one day and IBB has devalued the naira
And that's how he went from being on top to struggling
He died on top of okada on his way to the hospital because of malaria
He couldn't afford common malaria treatment.
This was my friend's father
So all this ur quotes are for people who know nothing about economic policies

InvertedHammer:
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Imagine coming back from work and someone broke into your house. As if that's not enough, this person has the effrontery to complain that the food and money you gave her (out of pity, no obligations) is not enough.

What will you do? I feel sorry for Italy.

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Edonojie007:
Hey.....Delishpot!
Long Time Bro.
Whats The Current State Of My Vibes?

ednut1:
Unity is hard for africans why. Even in terror dem still get faction

Angelanest:
A lady has landed in a hospital with broken buttocks after she decided to ride a beach motorbike. In a video footage which has gone viral online, the lady can be seen riding the motorbike before colliding with a vehicle and falling on the ground. 

The lady was rushed to the hospital after breaking her buttocks and is said to be doing fine after receiving medical attention. 

The incident happened yesterday in South Africa, according to reports. 

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/09/lady-lands-in-the-hospital-with-broken-buttocks-after-bike-accident.html

LasgidiOnline:
A lecturer in the Political Science Department of Benue State University, Makurdi, one Mr Aondona Mkor has been reportedly sacked by the institution over a rape incident involving a female student.
https://www.lasgidionline.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Aondona-Mkor-LASGIDIONLINE.jpg

Lasgidi Online gathered that, his sack came after a disciplinary committee set up by the school found him guilty of the rape allegations.

Mr Mkor is yet to react to his sack on social media where is found of writing in support of the Governor Samuel Ortom led administration at the time of filing this report.

https://www.lasgidionline.com.ng/2018/09/bsu-lecturer-sacked-rape-allegations.html


See the lady who accused him of rape In earlier thread here

"Mkor Aondona Is A Rapist With Small Manhood" - Woman Accuses BSU Lecturer https://www.nairaland.com/3372855/mkor-aondona-rapist-small-manhood#up

GogetterMD:
So why dafuk are you now telling us

saiprojects:
if you watched the video INITIALLY then you would have seen all STEP by STEP guide and measurement info, how long to place in mw etc..i'll leave it as that...

saiprojects:
you obviously didn't want to or watch the video which i dont care tbh, however you said " No recipe, no steps, no advice about timer on the mw, you just mix God knows what and throw in the MW and tadaaaaa cake. Yet your topic says HOW TO. Where in that video is the how to part?"... if you watched the video, you'll obviously see step by step guide on the video and in the description and the fact that I said "place in the microwave for 90 secs", all the measurement info is also on the video, so I don't get your point and that to me is trying to scare people away from watching which is fine, I don't need views from NL..... tbh i'm done with this convo, just wanted to let you know that I can live without NL, so if you want to ban me again, please do yourself the honours............

LuciferKristi:
When you stop offering yourself cheaply to be enslaved in a heathen foreign land.

You weren't forced there.

saiprojects:
I honestly don't understand what your issue is here.. got me banned for few days and then so what I posted a step by step video including measurements of the cake on this thread and you decided to just post horrible comments on my thread.. Nigerians do not seem to fail me.. what exactly did you gain sir/ma.. Even if I am permanently banned from Nairaland, it really isn't the end of the world and really not gonna affect my £££ at the end of the day.. Being banned from Nairaland does not mean "Be banned from the world".. what happens to supporting each other.. Calling my foul mouthed cause I have my own opinion and fought back.. Absolutely not necessary at all.... Goodday....
And by the way, MY VIDEO IS IN NO SHAPE OR FORM CLICKBAIT.. NEVER HAVE I EVER DONE A CLICKBAIT.. I THINK THIS WAS JUST A HATE COMMENT IF YOU ASK ME....

93Miles:
But on this thread you mentioned me, those men who did the crime didn't come online to cry foul like women do.

93Miles:
Prove? Post it here. Would like to see too.

93Miles:
Prove? Post it here. Would like to see too.

93Miles:
No man has come online to cry foul and listed the crimes he has done to please women. Therefore, ladies should stop coming online to cry foul after sending their nudes to please men. .

excomarow:
Omo

I think say na me see pass, asha

Somebody see pass mee, Nawaoooooo

93Miles:
I've never seen or heard that a man went online to cry that he did crime to make money and impress ladies.

I only see ladies coming online to cry that they sent their nudes to men (which you have made me understand that they sent it to impress men).


So if they are sending it to impress men, they should not come online to cry again.

93Miles:
Oh! They send nudes to impress men?

In that case, they should stop coming to the internet to cry poo when those men leak or want to leak their nudes.

Men do come online to cry poo when they do crime to make money and impress ladies..

93Miles:
It might interest you to know that most men who go into crime go in to make money and impress these ladies.

Let ladies stop being materialistic and watch how crime will reduced.

BlacSmit:
If it had being in Nigeria, the headline would be

"Boy, 14, caught rapin a 22 year old lady"