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JOKLEVIZ:
The man actually brought tht up tht we shld swear agreement tht we will nt harm him or tell anyone to kill him I refuse bt I instead I gave hm ma words.

There you have it. They would have sent you home to bring all the money and gold in your house. They will say you guys will contribute the cash to buy tge sruff from the guy that brought it. Thank God you escaped

oaroloye:
I totally hate all these "Magic Remedies" for weight-loss.
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If you want to lose weight, LEARN TO FAST.
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Total IDIOTS teach that Fasting is going without food AND WATER.
That is not FASTING, that is SUICIDE.
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NO WESTERN MEDICAL DOCTOR knows ANYTHING about Fasting. They have NEVER done it, nor SEEN it done during their training.
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If they discover the truth about Fasting during their practice, and communicate it, their licenses will be revoked. To keep their jobs, they will even stand by while their own mothers suffer things that could be resolved by Fasting.
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When a person goes without food for 72 hours, all the Carbohydrates in their body are used up. Only then does the body release enzymes to break down the body fat for food. It only releases what the body needs, and this has important consequences HIGH MEDICAL SCIENTISTS ARE FULLY AWARE OF, BUT DO NOT WANT THE PUBLIC TO KNOW ABOUT.
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1. You STOP feeling hungry, because the flow of digestive juices ceases.
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Most are deterred from Fasting because they think that they will be terribly hungry throughout the period of the Fast. That is impossible.
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People with Ulcers have been told that they have to keep eating, or their Ulcers will get worse. That is a lie. My co-worker was treated for stomach ulcer for YEARS. These treatments cannot do dick, because EATING MAINTAINS ULCERS.
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2. ALL PARASITIC ORGANISMS DIE.
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They DEPEND on the SURPLUS Carbohydrates permeating the tissues to resist the Immune System. Without it, they are dead meat! Western (i.e. White) Medical Scientists KNOW this- but don't want YOU to know.
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Sick patients are fed in Hospitals NOT to keep THEM healthy, but to keep their DISEASES well fed.
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DO NOT BE ANGRY WITH YOUR DOCTORS AND NURSES: THEY DON'T KNOW THIS. Their Foreign Masters know, but didn't TELL them.
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3. ALL ADDICTIONS CEASE FORTHWITH.
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People Addicted to Narcotics lose all cravings as from this point. Western Medical Science will coddle addicts (at their own expense) for YEARS in programmes that offer drugs and willpower treatments, whereas the GLYCOGEN-ADDICTION LINK is carefully maintained, by NORMAL FEEDING.
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4. The Gasto-Intestinal Tract shuts down, and the blood-flow normally engaged in digesting meals goes elsewhere. This is very important! The diverted blood begins a stepped-up cleansing and healing process thoughout the body.
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5. The body fat begins to release highly toxic substances as it dissolves. These will kill one by about FIVE to SEVEN DAYS.
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The great Secret of Fasting is that a normal-weighted Human body can go without eating for up to FORTY DAYS without the slightest injury, BUT ONLY IF ONE DRINKS A MINIMUM OF TWOI LITRES OF FRESH WATER PER DAY.
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Religious Idiots in Christianity teach that to Fast, you must go without Water. When confronted, they can NEVER give any authoritative source.
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I recently met a man who said he Fasted FORTY days- but exprienced only minimal health benefits. Upon cross-examination, he revealed that he had drunk "A LOT OF WATER." Upon being pressed, it emerged that he had drunk 50cL of water (Coke bottle) every day.
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That could not be right, I told him: on THAT quantity of Water he should be DEAD! But it FURTHER emerged that he had SPENT THE WHOLE TIME IN HIS ROOM.
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THAT is RUBBISH. Jesus taught us that, when we Fast, we DON'T do anything WEIRD, but BEHAVE NORMALLY (Matt. 6:16-18).
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By TEN DAYS you stop feeling weaker. The body will have gotten used to feeding off its fat reserve, and shedding its toxic load. Up to this time, EXPECT to feel Headaches, Nausea, Fever, strange Tastes, and Smells on your body.
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This is Sickness and Death LEAVING YOUR BODY.
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Expect your SLEEP REQUIREMENT to drop drastically.
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By the FOURTEENTH DAY you no longer feel weak, but your strength is NORMAL or STRONGER.
Your STAMINA will not be normal, because you have no energy reserves. Over-exertion will strain your HEART, so DON'T!
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WHEREAS your maximum should be more than 40 days, it is INADVISABLE that you TRY to reach it, first time out. First FAMILIARIZE yourself with the procedure of RESTARTING the Alimentary Canal by taking shorter Fasts of four to ten days.
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This is a tedious process.
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When you restart your stomach, hunger will return on a grand scale. You must resist the urge to even COMPLAIN, MOAN, or GROAN.
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This strict regimen MUST be followed- WITHOUT DEVIATION!
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Days 1-3: 250mls of 50% diluted Citrus Fruit juice at mealtimes.
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Days 4-6: 250mls of normal-strength juice at mealtimes.
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Days 7-9: Small portions of fresh fruit (cannot be Banana nor Pear).
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Days 12-15: Vegetable Salad and Aqueous Soups. (No meat, the same amount of time you Fasted.)
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Days 16-18: Soft boiled vegetables in sensible small portions.
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Ease into eating normally from here on in. NEVER USE MILK TO BREAK A FAST!
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ALWAYS completely recover from one Fast before starting another.
If you were overweight before, you may never be again.

Good write up but I love food o. This obe is hard to do sha

Following

scribble:
You are a winner.

Send me your GSM to collect your prize

Thank you sir, let me go get it.

Its ndi wash wash. They want to collect money from you. Tgey would have roped you in if you had shown interest. From there, they will use jaz/ chemical to make you lucid and obey instructions from them. They will then ask you to take an oat of secrecy and then send you to go sweep your house clean and bring every valuable.

scribble:
how many times did you sit for JAMB or SATs

Once. Did I get the question right? I chose B that is, cowardly Punnies.

JAMB question.


Answer is option B

OP, happy sales.

Ok

Save her sms and other messages. You may need it to clear yourself from her trap one day.

Better yet, tell your wife to warn her for you. Your wife should claim she saw her sms on your phone and she should quit disturbing you.

idupaul:
So fighter jets can make supplies now ? SMH

Nopr, only horses and donkeys are used to make supplies.

Following......for future reference

Hahahaaa, OP, make dem catch you

Maybe they are supplying weapons to BH boys? I heard that they do supply them in broad daylight.

True talk.
Like wise ladies, if you intend to set a man up financialy so as to marry you.........may Jesus 4give you too. Cos many men who were setup by thrir women end up breaking up with those women too. Let him marry you first then you help him stand.
Please my people be wise

Watching from the side following this case faithfuly.

What malfunction? Was she dressed before? Niki should just move on, she wasnt dressed in the first place so no need to complain about malfunctions. A naked person cant be undressed.




This is why shecow is vexing.

So OP, you were cheating on your babe fa?

Imanuelle:
If you have a girlfriend, why bother?
Your mates are thinking of how to move forward with their partners, you're there looking to flirt when you have a girlfriend already.
The girl you want gas for, she get 4 nyash?
Yeye.

Gbam!

geovanni24:
it was itching me...lol

Now that is reason enough. That is the only reason a guy should grab his Amu in public. Get well soon sir!

The cloth fit you BTW but them shoes sha

Wetin do your Amu? Why are you grabbing your FPM aka family production manager

Chei. If say dem no catch them, their padi in naija will think that it was God that blessed them sha. In Naija its the money that maters not how the person gets the money.

olafisoyeibukun:
That's her

Underage sha? Anyway, according to our law makers, all you need do is to "MARRY"a baby girl and it becomes legal to bang her. Ask Yerima he will help you tell your underage girl that you love her.

OP, you bad o if they catch you ehn...

LOL @ Bag of fish. But compared to others sha, she was lucky.
Welcome Home Ma

I no trust NPF sha. Abi, has the wind of change got to them? NPF cannot and should not be trusted till further notice...............

Chei, what type of wahala is this ooo. People have to learm to be careful and vigilant when driving. Speeding and not having in mind that somethong can suddenly happen in front that will warrant the driver to stop without prior notice leads to too many deaths. Please drivers should be careful. A free road does not mean one should lose focus.

All for the money

Good advice. It goes both ways. Not only for the ladies. But OP, not everyone can be like you. Not every guy is like you too. But new knowledge gained, no matter how small is always a plus

What can I say now oooo...... ? Still thinking of what to say........

Good thing he left that school. They couldnt help him anyway. His grammar is a big pointer to the quality of education they give their students

Hope nobody burn with that car sha.