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Jarus:
Food for wailers

Bros, is this from your JarusHub? I keep getting this from your hub in my email.

[quote author=Jarus post=46866387]Bros, is this the kind of comments flowing from your JarusHub? I don't understand.

I thought zenith bank staff wore red ties and saw only two of them. Where's the guy with blue tie from and it does not show that he's kneeling in front of or for Fayose.

Which one of them is 'permanent '?
Which one of them gives you an opportunity for advancement?
Which one of them offers other incentives?
#20000 difference is peanut and shouldn't be d bedrock of your decision...I'd take a #100k if it offers the 3 points above.. and vice versa. And IMO, govt jobs offer those points

Thanks.

Funkybabee:
These are the facts about men character, ladies of nowadays should beware don't let them keep teasing you again.




1 they can never love one girl/ladies
2 love sex more than love
3 talented In lying
4 talk softly while conning a lady
5 heart breakers
6 can promise girl heaven and earth
7 fear pregnancy but hate protected sex

no bash pls and ladies can add to it

Lol...E be like say Tunde don dump sister Funky again o

adajiboyy:
Madam just with 900k or at worst 1m u would get to USA by sunday.prove fayose wrong and forget all this going to court

SeverusSnape:
Oh please!... This thief woman should just go to US and prove Fayose wrong.

Like husband; like wife, Just like 'mumu the son of Hari', Instead of just showing us his certificate, He's hiring Senior lawyers to defend him in court.

Dull Couple.

So, last week, a mad man called you an impotent. To prove you are not an impotent, you bring your gf to d road side and bang her there.
The following day, d same madman calls you broke. To prove you are not broke, you went to buy a diamond ring which you do not need.
The following day, mad man calls you a weakling. To prove him wrong, you face a soldier in physical combat.
Now, mad man says you cannot visit your ex girlfriends house because you banged her mother. To prove the man mad wrong, you took a selfie with your ex-gf's dad.
Aren't you even madder than the mad man? That's how he ll say you cannot kill a fish then you will go and jump inside a river plagued with alligators. You die ni yen.
Wouldn't it sound and look foolish for Fayose to say Aisha should go to the US to prove her innocence then Aisha also jumps on the plane to the US?
Grow up people, and think same.

My area!

Oh boy no be small thing o

mikki123:
EFCC is also a liar
#Aishagate#

Only 1 # is required bro

Squares:
Fayose Fayose, your retirement room and mates are waiting for you in Kuje prison.

Kuje ke? We already built his bungalow in kirikiri na...

mikolo80:
your mother is an oniranu and your fada has a roasted brain

Lol. OK. Mr. Michael. Agreed.

mikolo80:
oyinbo send dia agents to steal or mislead us.

Lol...oniranu. Siddon there...Shey na this your roasted brain they wan steal abi? OK. Kwantinu

By all means, Chubbyt has my vote...omotosexy...

NLJega, I cc you o.





Chubbyt...my eyes are on you on.

mikolo80:
na so dem talk say soyinka is the best(cultism)
na so dem talk say okonjo is the best(financial ruin)
na so dem talk say chimamanda is the best(attacks church religion and supports faggisism)

I am trying very hard, sincerely, and hoping you can help me here, to understand your point. Please what I your point?

MrHackmed1:
You have to start taking decision by yourself and don't let anyone fail you. The name Zukerberg is not new to anyone and reading about him funding this project alone should give you an inkling to what you are into. Furthermore, you have internet at your finger tips, why not do research on your own other than just following a comment. Well, I have a friend we both schooled in Unimaid, he graduated with 1st Class Chemical Engineering Department,he applied last year, check out his facebook timeline yourself [url=www.fb.com/olajydemichael]here[/ur], he's presently in the San Francisco among the engineers they took there for training. So start changing your scam conception about everything you read online.

Thanks guy. We need mor minds li yours to help re-create the mindset of most of these guys. I just mentioned The Silicon Valley in SF in my comment because I did a jurisdictional scan of Sillicon Valley and The Velocity Garage/Hub in one of my media activities some years back.

mikolo80:
they want to steal your best brais so you remain redundant as a nation

Lol...the guy who owns this is one of the best brains around...ask around. Stealing your best brains indeed. Lol
Smh.

tbaba1234:
Andela Internship Programme

Type: Internship Programme

Experience: None or Junior

Location: Lagos, Nigeria

About Andela:

Andela is developing a corps of high-quality technology talent across the African continent that will drive the current and future phases of tech-enabled growth around the world. With the fastest growing population and highest youth population in the world, we believe Africa is one of the greatest untapped markets for talent development.

At Andela, we find the brightest young people in Africa, train them to be world-class developers, and connect them with employers around the world looking for top technical talent. Passion, excellence, entrepreneurial spirit, and rejecting the status quo are just a few of the things that Andela team members have in common.

We have a vision to train 100,000 world-class developers in the next 10 years – and we want you to help make it happen.

Key Responsibilities

As an intern in Andela, you will be required to:

Work alongside team members on assigned projects.
Become the CEO of your work, project and/or tasks.
Document, collect and consolidate qualitative and quantitative data.
Suggest process improvements within the teams you’re assigned to.
Specific duties may vary depending on which department you are assigned to support.

You are a great fit for this programme if you:

Are a creative thinker with good problem solving skills
Have great attention to detail
Are an aggressive self-learner
Can demonstrate a keen interest in the activities and mandate of the department you are applying to.
Are a strong team player who works well with others
Have excellent verbal and written communication skills
Comfortable with adjusting to changing demands and requirements
Ability to use (or learn to use) Google Apps and Microsoft Office products.
Maintain the highest standards for yourself and those around you
Are an unconventional thinker with unstoppable initiative, capable of balancing creativity and enthusiasm for change with mission-focus, patience, and prioritization
You would be able to choose your preferred department in the application form, as well as your preferred duration for the internship (3 or 6 months).

Benefits and Compensation

Light breakfast and lunch provided daily
Unconventional, dynamic, and passion-rich working environment
Opportunity to work with the brightest minds on the planet
Oh, and a chance to change the world!

We are an equal opportunity employer and value diversity at our company. We do not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, national origin, gender, sexual orientation, age, marital status, veteran status, or disability status.


Apply here: https://boards.greenhouse.io/andela/jobs/68227#.V2ZAL1dZGlL

CC: Mynd44, Lalasticlala, Please make this information available to interested parties

Anyone with the opportunity to do an internship with Andela is surely on the path to success. I have not worked at Andela before but I ll tell u what I know about the firm, it's culture, the opportunities and the founder.

Th founder is a young energetic friendly dude . Met him in Waterloo at a start up hub some years back. Very popular and likable guy with several sponsors trying to get on some of his projects. This guy is well trained in the Canadian system - culture and education.

You see that last paragraph in the ad:

ad:
We are an equal opportunity employer and value diversity at our company. We do not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, national origin, gender, sexual orientation, age, marital status, veteran status, or disability status.

is a typical Canadian mode of employment. Employment simply based off merit. No judgement, no condemnation, no hassles. They like u, they employ you. One-eye? No qualms. Gay? ba wahala. One leg no ear? You are welcome. No one cares about your age, colour, race, etc irrelevant.

You see that part of free light breakfast etc? That's how we roll. Easy life. Do your thing.

And for those asking about "how much u go pay?" Ignorance and malnourished brain. Lol.

Gist for you:
Studying in Canada for masters years back, I needed an internship for a term. Met a guy on LinkedIn whose post I used to follow and dropped comments on. He had a media start up firm in Waterloo. We chatted and chatted. Told him I needed an internship placement. I was interviewed. I was employed (this is d building where I met the Andela guy). Pay was so small I didn't care a shoot! What happened? Opportunities. Opportunities. And more opportunities. Founders of KIK, and several Google app, play store app, etc worked in this hub. Whatsapp Founders, LinkedIn guys, etc etc all visit this building. They know this Andela guy. He's a smart relationship builder and manager. These visitors have chats with people mostly intern students. PMs of countries visit this hub...it is the second version of the American Silicon Valley. Google is in this building. Met a visiting American who was among d administrators of Lagos Business school in Nigeria. Met another white TV business mogul who created several contents do Silver bird TV in Nigeria, etc. Opportunities! With that experience, my next internship? Straight into the government! Gbam!

So, IMO, this opportunity is for the open minded, the risk takers, the young at heart, the smart, the intelligent, and - for everyone. Check it out.


FYI, this is no paid advert o, the guy in question does not even know my NL moniker...and may possibly not recognise me again in real life. lol

No wonder...Millions think alike...both of us dey wear 'Converse all stars" black!


#MillionnairesThinkAndDressAlike

BiafranNigerian:
It is the end of what we know as Nigeria. There has never been a President that is so tribal and nepotistic as this.

Do you really understand those words or you just heard them and started throwing them around hoping they ll fit into one of these topics?

#SimpleYesorNo abeg

Oga sharrap and come out from hiding joor...we have laid your bed in kirikiri max...

I can neither confirm nor deny van vicker is vicking the wife's van...but this I can say, it is very very highly possible they are both into a physically emotional business relationship. No man will share a bed with a lady like that and will not drink German juice or eat the apple.

A reliable source has confirmed that Music producer, Babatunde Okungbowa aka OJB Jezreel has died. He passed on about an hour ago.

A source who confirmed his death revealed that his kidney transplant failed completely since last week and his family had to keep him on N35k dialysis to overcome the relapse.

He eventually gave up the ghost about an hour ago…so sad!..just one month to his 50th birthday.

RIP OJB, you fought your battle well.

Source: http://www.yabaleftonline.com/2016/06/breaking-news-ojb-jezreel-is-dead/

Number 1, who's occupying that no 5 on the list? Ibrahim what? IBB?
Number, Fashola was a SAN before he became governor, where the heck dud he get $445m from?
Ojoro don enter o

That's a serious question o

Mammy patience no show ni?

No way!

Good. Isnt that the building where he saved a man from jumping several years ago?

Relocate them to Canada

somehowpenis:
Most people here don't know the meaning of allergy , rather they are stating foods they don't like..

That's true.

I have asked this question a million times on Twitter...don't think I v any allergies...not one single one...Delors devours all

I thought they said chairman was d head of English dept? Na English d man dey speak so?