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ogorwyne:
All men are not the same!!! My dad is a good example

#coughs

My Alma mater!! !!!!!

Ok. Best achievement: Bolton 8th position, decades ago...Well, England kuku no Sabi play anything before. Good match

But the legs no resemble footballer's legs...

Exactly the kind of face I was expecting.

IffaCatchYouEhn:
Yoruba actress and sec school graduation be like

lol. Mumu

Oh boyyyyy! See as those balloons bounce out....

nma24:
A year and half without sex? where you guys doing all that time alone; Praying and playing games? Jeez....

I wonder o

nnamdiokere45:
collect ur share n disembark

Lol...mad man

ajokebelle:
I hate that question 'have you eaten'.

I swear nothing pisses me off more than that. This one-sided brain girl...after the first two pleasantries, next is 'have u eaten?' Stopppp!!!

This guy is well known among d celebs. Everyone just kept "HBD-ing" him on IG - Olumide, Reminisce, Vector, etc

NextGovernor:
I support Dino. At least to show the SW people that Jagaban is overrated. He can't do shit. Dino is not Ekweremadu, Saraki, GEJ that can take nonsense.

If she dare misbehave in the Senate and think she is Lord's wife she will receive beating and nothing will happen.

Na only Tinubu wife dey senate?

Just look at that pics what she did to a man that has a family at home and you expect her not to recieve her own dose from a no nonsense man?

Jagaban is not overrated. He's a grown man. A grown man keeps quiet and let's a foolish man make a fool of himself.
Now, he's a thing you haven't thought about: for him to go to Bourdillon, it is a confirmation that he indeed said those dirty words to that woman...and he's saying yes, I said, yes I came to Bourdillon, what can you do? That's the height of childishness (sorry, that's an insult to children), that's the height of foolishness (no apologies to foolish people).

And that's the guy u cam here to speak for? We read what she said to Dino on the Senate floor...and and read and sa Dino's reaction. That is not a man worthy of a leadership position. A thug. A rogue. A fool.

It is not one and a half... it is 'half' or 'one over two'.
By saying one and a half, u are referring to 1.5 whereas this is just 0.5

They are both banging each other.

Period.

madridguy:
Go back to your village. Shikena

Ataya o...if Lagos no gree am live, e nor get village ni?

This girl is starting to ply her trade in Naija too

This is 40 na...didn't u guys use Quantitative and Verbal Reasoning books when you were younger ni? Awon olodo jati jati

Mosquito legs everywhere

TDonald:
Who would have believed that the brown roofers also do DRUGS

Mumu

Mehn...just look at at height of irresponsibility from Mr. Lanre O...a whole married man.

Also, from my expi, some female names are unrepentantly and haplessly promiscuous...names like - Bukky (aka Bukola), Bose (especially), Nike, Dayo, Tope and 'most' names ending in "-at" (e.g. Seliat, Kafayat, Ganiyat, sadiat, abbl) SMH

E be like say that senior boy wan sleep

#HalfCurrent

They pay for info
They hack for info...they do both to get their info.

See Effectz on pink pants in the last pix I knew I would see you with this pastor guy!

Nice video Skales. Nice one

DanceVille:
Nice one.



View my display pic and give me likes.

Ladies, please don't view o.

I liked, then I scrolled down...and then I scrolled back up shaperly and 'unlike'.

Arsenal ko, Raja Casablanca ni

No be shoulder pad I dey see so?

ChangeIsCostant:
The deteriorating employment condition in the country has forced citizens to deploy any means possible to secure jobs even though it means carrying placards in public or reaching out online. A First Class Graduate from the University of Benin (UNIBEN) -has reached out on twitter after being unable to get a job. According to his CV which he shared online, he graduated with a First Class degree in Mathematics in 2014 and since then he has been unemployed.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/06/please-help-unemployed-first-class.html

Did you try to get a teaching job in secondary schools? Did you try to create anything apart from finding a job (anything apart from job hunting). Bros, cool down o...even people wey get 3rd class sef find teaching jobs...me get first class and after applying for jobs and getting under paying jobs, I started designing magazines, bulletins, etc in my room...till money started rolling in...even helping University masters students to write their projects. Siddon there...since 2014? U wan make your school withdraw the certificate

Did you attempt to teach at secondary schools? No secondary school would have turned you down.

milestonejnr:
Stumbled upon this and found it worth sharing.


Car brake failure is a terrible thing to experience. I wish you do not experience such, but it will be a good thing to read this in order to know what to do in case of eventuality.

Before we go on, it’s good we know some basic things about the so called car braking system.

Braking system is one of the most essential system in a car. The system is capable of bring you to stall from breath-taking speeds. In simple terms, brakes are devices by means of artificial frictional resistance retard or stop the motion of a machine. The brakes enable the driver to slow down the vehicle in motion or to bring it to stop. Problem arises when you can’t achieve this again because of the brake malfunction.

You are speeding on a freeway and you notice that your car brakes are not functional again. Here are what you can do in such a situation.

Be very much aware that there will be hell of adrenaline rush in you body because of the situation at hand. But you should try as much as you can not to panic; you just have to calm down.

Firstly lift you foot off the accelerator (gas pedal, throttle).
Push the gear lever of the vehicle to N (Neutral). This applies for both manual and automatic transmission.
Keep on hand firmly on the the steering wheel and then the other hand on the hand brake.
Keep the hand brake button depressed and then gradually lift the hand brake (Do not lock the hand brake). Doing this will slow down the vehicle, and the slower the vehicle goes, the more you lift the hand brake. As  you are doing this, steer clear off the road onto the shoulder of the road.
You may also like to read: 6 Things Every Car Owner Should Always Bear in Mind

If your vehicle has a foot brake, you are going to have to lift your feet of the accelerator when you notice the brakes are no longer working.

Push the gear to neutral to disengage the gears and then steer to the shoulder of the road.

When vehicle slows down, press the foot brake in. This is going to bring the car to a hard stop.

When all these things are going on, ensure that you are on seat belt alongside your passengers because the hard stop will definitely cause all in the car to lean forward because of weight transfer.

Non functional brakes are caused by low brake fluids or faulty master master cylinder that controls the vehicle’s braking system.

I hope this helps. You can do well to use the comment box in case you have anything to contribute.

http://nolongtalk.com/car-brakes-fail/

Did not see any mention of 'emergency lights'. That's d first thing so that other vehicles will keep clear seeing ur emergency lights flashing. Please don't misinform us o...but then thanks for the info...Truly helpful.