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flolancracker: you still haven't answered my question

I thought you figured it out on that thread. The answer is plain

Bouncers in Nigeria are broke àssés.
This is one hell of a question.

flolancracker: demelza

Flolancracker!
Why the face?

musKeeto: Oga Cy, born again na simple matter o.. Just say the prayer 'Jesus, I accept you into my life' , e don finish.. e easy pass JAMB..

This sounds mischievious and hilarious at the same time!

Who hasnt this guy dated?
Isnt it about time he hang up his player card?
Well he can always go back to Grace Egbagbe.

Blame it on the recession Shane!
I know you will bounce back

[quote author=♥Dεs•Chγκσ♥]Mr Moderator, We need the 'Dislike' option, PLEEEAASSSSEEEE!![/quote] Dude don't hate, just waka pass.

She looks absolutely fab.

Post your pix lets confirm

They look so cute together.
No one would have guessed it if they didnt say anything.
I see nothing wrong with it.

Dont you have some firewood to go fetch so that those kids won't starve?
While you are at it, watch out for Al-Shabab.
Even though you troll a lot, you aren't entirely useless. I'll prefer little harm comes to you, perhaps just a blown out leg.
Take care hon!

There is nothing hidden under the sun.
Death always has a way of stripping us nàkéd

switdil: Mrs ekehinde I beg hold ya daughters well o
Em boys don dey target where n how to strike
N if them strike u go fear o
I talk my own b4 its too late o

LOL! I think they call it catching them young!

seedord247: Yerima??!

LOL!
I doubt if that Mallam knows how to use the net.

What the hell do I say?

I like them pants.

Err... Cossy, I think the dude has had his overfill and thats why he took a walk. You should be above this petty games, leave it for them teenagers.

Look at the hips on the girl standing with her father.
Omo T sure passed it down.
I love family photos like this.

LMAO!!
This is too funny.
I should admit that I thought the station was in Nigeria when I saw the heading.
#face palm

[quote author=St_Obaino] Typical Naija church Goers. He just died and the church is already deserted. Now they will search for the next miracle performing pastor to call "Daddy".

SMH[/quote]Don't blame the church goers, blame the "Daddy" who made every thing in the church revolve around him.

Airforce1: Are u Gayy too?

Dude I am mourning here!
Dont let me rip you a new a$$ hole?

That eyes, that intense stare, that smile, those lips........
All gone!
Just like vapour....
Oh! Micheal what do they have that I dont?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
How could he do this to me
Jesus why??
#wails

Andyblaze: [b]can I hit u from behind?/b]

You done smoking that $hît?

[quote author=Real_Hot_Girl]I am at a point inn mi lyfe were id do anytin to not be alon, I cant take it no more[/quote]Desperation is never a good thing. Dudes can smell it miles away and they will readily take advantage of you.
Dont you have anything even a hobby to occupy yourself with?

[quote author=Real_Hot_Girl]all of these people are in the west, here in naija you dont have the financial assisstance and special schools help 4 my case, I cant even have a decent job because of it[/quote]I understand you!
I still suggest you use the internet to get information about it. There are lots of websites specialy dedicated to it.
Excuses will always be there when you need them, get rid of them.

[quote author=Real_Hot_Girl]but if I don't giv seex dey don't even stay do you belive dat naija guys have tyme for handicapped an 'no seex befor maryage' girlz? if I dont invest my mynd an bodi in the relationsheep they dont even consida it [/quote]Please invest your mind and body in something productive. And for fork sake, STOP CALLING YOURSELF A HANDICAP, YOU ARENT ONE!!
Yeah so what you are dylexic,
Thomas Edison
Richard Branson
Henry Ford
Walt Disney
Steven Spielberg
Cher
Albert Einstein
Ted Turner
Muhammad Ali
Pablo Picasso
Leonardo Da Vinci etc etc
are all dylexic. Having dylexia doesnt stop your dreams. There are tons of information on the net about how to handle it.
Dont look down on yourself, a jerk will always be a jerk.

tonnieblaise: wow,good business for dem,she is a very good rapper.she raps like nikki esp in one of her songs wit jhybo-e jo le fe ro...actually she was featured in dah song buh she is good sha

Oh! I now remember.
She looks vastly different now.

flolancracker: hey, you haven't replied my post

Oops!
Err... I guess I am.

[quote author=Real_Hot_Girl]my delixie is so strong dat it affect my eveiday lyfe... I tink dat he was just usin mi, I wan 2 leave lik everibodi els butt it is very hard wit my problem I wonda if ill be abla 2 mary a day cant stop cryin [/quote]Dont blame it on your problem. Guys break up with girls that are "sane". He has his reasons and frankly you shouldnt care.
Dont let a bàstàrd make you feel inadequate, its his loss.
Pls stop beating yourself.

Sweetheart if he wants to leave then let the douchebag go.
Did he give any reasons or is it because of you being dylexic?
I dont see it as an handicap.
I still believe there's another reason for him going.
Please don't cry, no man is worth your tears.