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We have heard it all before.

I nominate Morpheus24

Let her go au natural.
Drinking water and eating fruits does the trick. Also junk and carbonated drinks should be avoided.

Even if this bullshît was true, I can swear on my life that you are not a Nigerian.
A Nigerian man that will allow this hasnt been born yet.

Ope o!
Some of my friends go come back house.

M.I senior Stephanie Okereke.
HBD to the short black boy with a very big uh...

Zukoslim: Do jim iyke act indecency movie b4?...

Na him I wan ask o!
All this fake stories.

I wished my own father went into politics. If he had, I wont be at home now watching ASUU dance azonto with my education.
Na Harvard I for dey.

Some fans dont know how to talk. What does she mean by big àss bump?
Riri always slays!

This is just amazing. Some people are really angels in disguise.
This type of situation can NEVER happen in Nigeria. No couple who is physically ok to have kids will forego it and go adopt "other" people's children. They want their "own blood" to inherit their meagre resources.
Amazing couple, God bless them!

Well....
They have the same complexion.

Austeenx: Mascherano is out injured. We need world-class defenders!

I support you jare.

Osahon7: WELCOME TO NIGERIA WHERE EVERY SLIM GIRL THINKS HER TALENT IS IN MODELING

Oga e be like say you no know the power of hunger. If the thing nack you, you go discover all your hidden talents one time.

She has the physique, she should go for it.

[quote author=nadia_SA]oYa come Join.. I will try nd b translator but these girls are Sotho nd I'm Zulu so not that easy

We r family..[/quote]Siyabonga. You are too kind.

seaman007: My brother i wonder oooo
Casket wey suppose open by himself after a big bang.

See wetin Nollywood cause!

Her grandfather must be somersaulting in the grave. This one don pass rolling matter.
Imagine having a non-aryan for a granddaughter.
Naija men sure do move around!

bin gbagbo: A man and a woman who were not familiar to each other,
sat in a room on different seats.
there was none in the room apart from the two.
later in the evening ,when the temperature of the room got cold, one moved to join the other.

A) who moved to join the other?

B) explain your answer



Start work

If I solve it, how much you go drop?

HumbledbYGrace: [color=#9900ff][size=20pt]This thread is for Nairalanders in South Africa, please do not derail if your not from there.[/size][/color]

How about us that are curious about SA culture?
Are we also excluded?

That pix of Agagu's casket being carried about is just disgraceful on so many levels.
I doubt if Mr. Agagu ever bargained for him being a public spectacle in death.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Who come be this wan na?!!




Na say you no see all this white chalk and dreadlock biabia for my Body or them no teach you wetin Juju be for school?!


Bia here make I warn you...

https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61zn0KqfO1qfmwi0o1_500.gif[/quote]You are still proud to parade powerless power everywia in this day and age. Shior!
I am soaked, boiled, pounded, fried and roasted in Jesus' blood.
Besides Im merely doing my job.

^^Thank you Jesus, You did it again!
Nigerian police are useless.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Na we kill them?!




Abeg drex?!


Na babe wey do half-mast stripping, na half money e go collect for my hand o!! [/quote]Mr. Man, mind the way you talk. I report directly to the Minister of Bars & Liquor Ministry who reports to the president.
I could file in an unpleasant report & have this place shut down. By then strippers stripping half-way will be the least of your worries.

Agbani is the quintessential model. She could eat pounded yam for a week and still look that slim.
Is that Tonto with Don Jazzy?

jennykadry: This girl is ugly, see mouth

I think her lips are one of her best features. Very full.
As for Melvin, no comment

Madame Berem & co, I wonder why this bar is still operational on this black day.
For the victims of the plane crash, only half drinks should be sold. Let everything be doled out in half measures including the lap dances.
Also tell your strippers to only go half-way. No need revealing all today.
Demelza rep Professional Mourners Association of Nigeria (PMAN).

Vivly: I'm vivly.
I was born and bred in chicago. My parents stay in Nigeria. I school at florida, so i can as well say i'm technically a non- nigerian. I just came back to Nigeria because of the ASUU strike. When it's called off, i'll go back

So you are celebrating ASUU festival. You are truly a patriot.