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deltaisgreat:
I will suggest Australia. Learn welding and fabrication or masonry work or carpentry before going there

Thanks for the input. A friend just told me to learn plumbing and tiling. What do u think?

izzou:
Malta Kwa?

It's a good idea to leave this country, considering the current events and the one to come

But sometimes, the amount you will spend in leaving is enough for you to establish yourself here.

Just be careful, plan well and be wise.

Most times, it's better to ba a lion in the jungle, than to be a dog in the city

Happy birthday bro.... From a January born too

God bless you my birth month mate.

I just need a good environment, stable economy and enabling grounds to explore my potentials. Nigeria is getting worse by the day

LuciferKristi:
Learn Skull Mining and relocate to Oduduwa Republic.

Are u under compulsion to comment? You would have at least save yourself from avoidable embarrassment

I've been nursing this idea of leaving the shores of this country to hustle. This ambition has become so compelling recently owing to the trend of events in the present day Nigeria.

However, I need some guidance on choice of country and specific skill that sells most in such country.

From research and contacts with verified travel agents, I've narrowed down my options to these countries: New Zealand, Malta, Sweden and Australia. I'm making plans to acquire relevant skills from the first quarter of this year so as to enable me make informed decisions.

Therefore, anyone with relevant information about these countries and skills that are in high demand there should, as a matter of assistance, guide me properly.

Today is my birthday, show some love.

The sad chronicles of incompetence

Diamond Bank: Birthed by the Father, Burried by the Son By Mazi Obioma Ezenwobodo

Mr. Pascal Dozie founded and nurtured Diamond Bank from 1991 to 2005. After growing the bank to an enviable height for 14 years, he relinquished the Chief Executive position to Mr Emeka Onwuka at the end of 2005. His exit would however be heralded with improved performance of the bank, which recorded a profit of N5.445 billion for the year 2005.

Onwuka, effectively took over from January 2006 and steadily grew the bank to profit after tax of N3.977b in 2006, N7.086b in 2007, N12.82b in 2008 and N1.328b in 2009. The bank posted loss of N11.214b in 2010 and another loss after tax of N13.940b in 2011.
Alex Otti took over in 2011 and in his first full year of 2012 the bank posted a profit after tax of N22.108b, N32.5b in 2013 and N28.36 when he handed over in 2014. The bank also saw its total assets rise from N564.9b in February 2011 to N1.18 trillion by December 31, 2012 and N1.52 trillion in 2013.

Otti doubled the full staff count from around 2,000 in 2010 to over 4,000 in 2014. He expanded the bank's network from 210 branches in 2011 to over 265 branches three years later. Under his watch also, the bank established an international subsidiary in the United Kingdom, in addition to expansion in Francophone West Africa (Senegal, Togo, and Ivory Coast).

Otti's performance was so sterling that the Central Bank classified the bank as one of the eight systematically important banks in Nigeria under his watch. Otti's era was the golden era of the demised bank.

Then entered Uzoma Dozie, the son of the founder Pascal Dozie, as the Chief Executive of the bank in March 2014 and the bank’s fortune started nose-diving.
In 2015, his first full year as head of the bank, the bank’s profit after tax went down from N28.36b to N5.656b. It went down further to N3.499b in 2016 and a loss of N9.011b in 2017.

In 2017, noticing that it could no longer continue to cope with losses from its subsidiaries, the bank sold its West African operations in Benin, Togo, Cote d’Ivoire and Senegal to Manzi Finances S.A., a Cote d’Ivoire-based financial services holding company and the bank later sold its United Kingdom’s operations.
In 2018, the bank went into coma and had to be merged with Access Bank.

Competence, not family ties, grows business. Until Nigerians learn to separate these two, the end will always be sad.

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Watch how osibanjo misbehaved while trying to blame PDP as usual

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Your customer calls you that he's coming to your shop to buy goods with someone and he told you to add about 30% of the cost price for him as his share (normally called 'apriko' in local parlance).


But unknown to your customer, you discovered that the person he came with (that's the real person that wants the goods) is your good old time friend.

Will you go ahead and sell the goods to him at the normal cost price plus your customer's 30% apriko when you are fully aware that your old time friend will bear the financial burden while your customer smiles to the bank with his 30% apriko or will you decline and save your friend.

Please, bear in mind that normal price of the goods is 4 million naira.

Your customer calls you that he's coming to your shop to buy goods with someone and he told you to add about 30% of the cost price for him as his share (normally called 'apriko' in local parlance).


But unknown to your customer, you discovered that the person he came with (that's the real person that wants the goods) is your good old time friend.

Will you go ahead and sell the goods to him at the normal cost price plus your customer's 30% apriko when you are fully aware that your old time friend will bear the financial burden while your customer smiles to the bank with his 30% apriko or will you decline and save your friend.

Please, bear in mind that normal price of the goods is 4 million naira.

Wondering how a complete fresh human brain looks like? Just watch this video from the link below to see how amazing nature made us.


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Anyone with useful information on the status of uniuyo admission should please update me.

My friend is seeking admission in the university to study economics and she really needs authentic Information on this.

I will appreciate useful information from you guys.

Regards.

Anyone with useful information on the status of uniuyo admission should please update me.

My friend is seeking admission in the university to study economics and she really needs authentic Information on this.

I will appreciate useful information from you guys.

Regards.

All thing being equal, no sane person will choose to romance with the devil where an option to dine with an angel exists. This is because the devil is characterized by anything bad your imagination can fathom ranging from killings, hunger, impunity, rape, etc. to mention but a few.

PDP is associated with all these but sometimes the DEVIL TREATS you better than the ANGEL.
Before you crucify me for this or think that I'm crazy, just remember that I'm not the copyright owner of this age long axiom "The DEVIL YOU KNOW IS BETTER THAN THE ANGEL YOU DON'T KNOW".

Nothing defines the Nigeria political sphere than the above assertion. We all are aware of the ills in the PDP and all the harm they caused us as a nation. Believe me, they were really lenient in dealing with us. The APC led federal government has proven to us that PDP was actually the POLITICAL DEVIL that was rejected by those who Voted in APC - THE ANGEL we never knew, have now known but NEVER wish to know anymore!!!

During the 2015 elections, the ANGEL engaged all its WEAPON of change and anti graft war in it's political arsenal to remind Nigerians how sinful and demonic this DEVIL has treated us and promised to love us more than the angel. Some of us chose to preach a different gospel that this ANGEL must never be trusted for indeed, we don't actually know him and our political future must never be entrusted in his care. The angel welcomed and baptized some known DEMONS in the camp of our beloved known DEVIL and christened them: RIGHTEOUS DEVILS just to gain power. A case of pot calling kettle black just to gain undue FAVOR.

Since the ANGEL manipulated his way to power with his change mantra, Nigerians have truly embraced change from bad to worse, from inflation to stagflation, from hunger to famine, from confusion to frustration, from killings to genocide and ethnic cleansing, from democracy to tyranny, from giant of Africa to ant of the universe from corruption to Inexplicable looting of our collective patrimony while the angel continues to blame the Devil for all these. Indeed, the ANGEL has really whipped us with scorpion when we never knew that the DEVIL was very lenient in whipping us with sticks.

Sooner than later we'll be faced with the option of choosing between this ANGEL and his rival DEVIL or should I say choosing between two known DEVILS. Yes, two DEVILS because the ANGEL has proven to be a BIGGER DEVIL. But just like a friend once advised me, "When two EVILS are before you, always choose the lesser EVIL". In the instant case, APC IS NOT THE LESSER EVIL. The choice is ours!!!

*Kelechi Michael*

Taking his seat in the court, the judge said to the opposing lawyers, "I have been presented by both of you with a bribe". Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. You, attorney Leo gave me #10000. And you, attorney Briggs gave me #15000. The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a cheque and handed over to Briggs... "Now then, I am returning #5000, said the judge, and we are going to decide this case solely on merit."

MY TAKE ON THE POSTHUMOUS AWARD OF GCFR TO LATE MKO ABIOLA & DECLARATION OF JUNE 12 AS DEMOCRACY DAY BY HIS EXCELLENCY, PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI GCFR.

The President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, His Excellency, President Muhammadu Buhari, has formally declared June 12 as democracy day. In addition, he has awarded posthumously the highest honour of the land, GCFR, to late MKO Abiola, the presumed winner of the June 12, 1993 presidential elections.His running mate, Ambassador Baba Gana Kingibe, is also to be invested with a GCON. The Human Rights Activist who fought for the actualization of the June 12 elections, late Chief Gani Fawehinmi SAN to be awarded posthumously a GCON. This also implies that June 12 will replace May 29 as a National Public holiday in celebration of Nigeria Democracy day. In all these, the man behind this long story is late MKO Abiola. Every other person is a 'ligand.'
Nigerians have received this information with mixed feelings. Notwithstanding, let me demonstrate gratitude as a virtue by thanking the President and his advisers for even thinking in this direction, irrespective of the motive behind it. Some would see this as the first time Mr. President has made a positive impact. Pardon me if I see things differently.Maybe the blame should go to my Chemistry background - where everything is viewed in details from molecular level, and my Engineering background - where theories are irrelevant if they cannot be transformed to reality and used to solve real life problems. Can half truth be truth? My Igbo brothers would respond, "mba" (meaning, "no". Nobody should ever insult my Yoruba brothers and sisters by seeing them as being gullible again; they remain the most educated Nigerians. As such, deceiving them with 'baits' for political gains will hardly be achieved by anyone.Even the generality of Nigerians are now so wise that no bait may be big enough to buy their conscience having been deceived many times, especially by the present Federal Government.
For us to fully celebrate Mr. President's pronouncements and ignore the political undertone to it, let the late MKO Abiola be declared a former President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, and all his entitlements from 1993 till date be paid to his family. The same should also be done to his vice. This will make us establish sincerity in this whole pronouncement.While this will enable us establishment sincerity, it will NEVER mean an assurance for a second term for President Buhari as we have already known that we can't endure another 4yrs of hardship under his government.
Well, in the build up to the 2019 elections, we expect to see many dramas from politicians - making political pronouncements, eating corn on the street, riding 'okada', eating from 'mama put', etc, all to deceive us to give them our votes.This pronouncement is a strategy adopted by President Muhammadu Buhari to appease the South Westerners for their support in 2019 elections. But his advisers goofed as the action is a mere drama if the late Billionaire is not declared a former President and his presidential entitlements paid to his family. I have also noticed that each time there is a serious 'Bleep up' by this government, they bring up something to keep Nigerians busy - distraction. Let us see this pronouncement as another distraction unless the President does the needful by posthumously giving late MKO Abiola all his rights; the man deserves his full rights. Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well; otherwise don't do it.Half truth is not truth.
Come to think of it, does this pronouncement have any positive effect on the failing economy of the South West or the entire Nigeria? I see, it is not meant to have an economic effect but a political effect? Well, we have all known that the Present Federal government has failed Nigerians. As such, any deceitful political drama is a waste of time. We need real change, come 2019. We need a fresh and young brain to lead us to or close to the promise land. Someone should tell Femi Adesina and co that they have tried but they have not done enough to deserve our votes in 2019. No amount of desperation will make them stay in Aso Rock beyond May 29, 2019.Of course, if not desperation, why will their letters be full of errors all the time? How could they have written "21st October, 1979" instead of 1st October, 1979? It is desperation that made Mr. President declare a permanent public holiday without any legislation on it. Sorry to our "toothless" National Assembly, according to Nigerians.
The president of Nigeria does not have the power to make a day a permanent public holiday. He can declare a temporary holiday by executive order. A permanent holiday must come through legislation of the National Assembly. I also hope President Muhammadu Buhari will vacate the Presidential villa on 29th May, 2019, and not 12th June, 2019.
Long live the family of late MKO Abiola! Long live South Western Nigeria!! Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria!!!

AUTHOR - ANIEKEME BASSEY

Eleganza33:
relax,bride price is just 25#. i dnt knw 4 oda village bt in my village if the bride parent no do traditional marriage u wnt do urz wit ha til ha parent do theirs,na only paying of bride introduction nd co una go do.there is nt much to xpet is xpensive to mari 4rm dia. Bt Like i said it depend on d family wen u r ready jus buy drink nd go meet ha piple to hear from them

Valuable contributions. Thanks

Eleganza33:
300k for wetin. Am from there and is nt xpensiv so dnt be scared unless ur wyf family is greedi

Ok. Could you please, tell me what I should expect? Thanks

smulti:
@ the bolded

what is your religion ?
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Christianity

Jk

RIP NIGERIA!!!

RIP NIGERIA!!!

NeeKlaus:
LOL. Look beyond your nose, Bruh. She's not interested in you. She just wants to avoid that situation where she will be denied that IT completion certificate because of her previous bad behavior.
And she knows you can pull the strings.

Izz a simpu sturvs.

I don't think she's avoiding the situation you raised here. This is because the comp made her know from inception that no certificate of any sort will be given to her that she was only there to gain experience. So, she knows that no one is going to give her anything. She is the one that fills her IT book herself

Lobe

I met this guy sometime in 2009. He looked very handsome, tall with chocolate skin. We became friends in a short while.

On that fateful day, he gave me his phone to hold so that he'll attend to something. Then, I saw this lady on his screen. Immediately I asked him "is she your mother?"

Chai!!!! E remain small make ground open make him enter as he answered "she is my fiancée".

To be frank, the lady looked 15 years older than the handsome man.

Since that day, I learned never to ask such questions.

Share yours.

ABROAD HUSBAND...

It is almost that time of the year again when all our brothers return home from "the abroad". Soon, they will come from all parts of the world- America, Europe, The Philippines, Malaysia, South Africa and even Sudan- to celebrate Christmas.

It doesn't matter where they come from, they will come with a black American accent. Even the ones that came from Sudan will come with pounds and dollars. Because the default currency for "the abroad" people is dollars. Abroad person that is spraying Cedis, is that one abroad person?

They will come to the village, and they will be at every ceremony spraying dollars and pounds. They will wear their starched laces and their original gold chains. I don't care the authentic quality of the chain, but as long as it is from 'the abroad', it is original. They will bag chieftancy titles that ends with "Ego".

They are the real MVPs. The Mr Steal-your-chic-and-convert-them-to-wife. They are always single looking for a wife at home. Yes, they are notcirculate, they come back home to marry.

You have a boyfriend who is just a civil servant. Fresh young man who is just starting life. You think you love him until your mother tells you about Emeka, the "abroad guy" that just landed in town. She reminds you about how you both used to be really close friends before he left to 'the abroad' when you were just 3 months old. Mama tells you he wants to marry you. You take a look at Emeka and you see the glory of the Lord shining around him. You admire his British-American accent and his fresh money. You think about your boyfriend- mtchew, "who young man with Dreams" epp? You suddenly start hearing the voice of the Lord telling you that Emeka the abroad guy is the right one for you. You suddenly realize that at 23 you are no longer getting any younger and you can't wait for a graduate who is just starting life.

Emeka spoils you while he is in the village. You both keep in touch as he leaves for "the abroad". You don't see him again but you still talk on phone. You are now both engaged and you are happy, you are dating a guy in Indonesia with an American accent.

Two years pass, you've seen Emeka only once. Because body no be wood, you have a side boo in your town who lubricates the engine when the oga is not around. But you are still engaged. You are getting impatient. You were 23 two years ago but now you are 35, or you feel 35. You nag, whine, write three different please-hide-my-Identity messages to "Dear Amanda" and "Dear Joro". Sacrifice 2 goats as burnt offering to the Fadalurd above. After some months, your prayer is answered. He fixes a wedding date but cannot attend the wedding because of work. So you just do the wedding with his enlarged picture anyway. That picture he was wearing a suit, that one. That's the one you kiss when it's time to "kiss the bride".

After three months, no Emeka. You realize you are now a western union wife. Another series of Dear Amanda/dear Joro messages, burnt offerings and pastor visits, God finally touches Emeka's heart to come home. He comes home for a few months to get you pregnant and go back. When he goes back, the real Lord - not my "Fadalurd" - decides to remember you this time and release you from your misery. You somehow realize that Emeka has two beautiful children with his abroad wife of 10 years now. Your eyes will now clear.

You finally wake up, after 300 posts cursing Emeka and other men specifically, you decide to join the Association of Online Feminists of Nigeria. Dear sister, Kolewerk. You are not a feminist, you are just an aggrieved mega idiot who hates men, and that is not feminism. Receive sense in Jesus name!

Christmas is coming, if you like, follow abroad husband and go.........

EdCure:
True said, the intentions and agendas of the globalist elites are no longer being executed through clandestine activities. They've revealed their ways to us and shoved them down our throats as the norm that we all must live by.

Their influence and control in today's world is pervasive.

Americans slowed them down by rejecting their puppet-- Clinton, Obama. And for that reason, they have launched a full scale onslaught against Trump and his administration.
They are using LGBT issues and other ultraliberal fascists, projected by the mainstream media to further divide and confuse the world for their easy control.

Islam has become their beloved bride to promote chaotic adventurism, compulsive anomie, and a savage counterculture.

Exactly what we know already. Yet some gullibly indoctrinated fanatical fellows like someone hovering around this thread in conspicuous display of abysmal idiocy will neither agree to this nor refute it with better logical facts. Well, my people perish...

ArchangeLucifer:
So someone's optical illusion is now termed "fact"?

Lol.

I almost tagged you "stupid" but I didn't want to offend stupid people.

You have the copyright to your self invented idiocy! Else, you would have known that there never any mere coincidence of such magnitude anywhere. It's only facts that can bring down the points raised here.

ArchangeLucifer:
Since you can see the snake, please kill it & eat.

Hunger is everywhere.

It's more sensible if you can prove the author wrong with logical facts than making silly comments

It's more sensible if u can prove the author wrong with logical facts than making silly comments

It’s difficult to see from the front, but when you view the statue from the sides, where patrons would sit, it becomes strikingly clear from both sides that the head of Jesus is meant to look like that of a snake.

Think about it for a moment: If just one side of the statue gave the impression of a snake’s head, we could brush this off as coincidence, but when it looks this way from all angles, and the entire building resembles a snake as well, it becomes much more difficult to ignore. One must begin to realize that this was purposefully designed to appear this way. The thought and planning that went into this would have to have been immense.

The reality is, there is an obvious reason for this imagery.

The Big Question
You may be asking what that reason is; why was this building built in such a way that the Pope appears to be speaking from the mouth of a reptile? If you aren’t asking that question, you’re simply turning a blind eye. It’s not that the evidence isn’t present, it’s that you are choosing not to see it. There are seven separate pieces that comprise the snake or reptile symbol. If it were one or two I would understand your skepticism — even three. But when seven pieces come together so beautifully, so perfectly, you know beyond any shadow of a doubt that it was intentional.

Regardless, I know what I’m saying may be difficult to accept, but all tough truths go through phases — laughter and ridicule, partial acceptance, and then, eventually, they appear self-evident to the population. I believe we are getting closer to the third stage when it comes to understanding who truly runs and has influence over our world, which is why this snake symbolism exists here.

Research demonstrates there is a Deep State that largely governs our world — a group of people that aren’t American, European, Russian, Canadian, etc., but beyond national identity, and they control our entire world. It has been said for a long time that there is an extraterrestrial influence there as well. Not from all races of ETs, but from one in particular, the reptilians. Not all reptilians are defectors of the heart, but a group, just like a group of humans, that has worked to influence this planet.

I understand this sounds ‘out there,’ but really think about it. There is more evidence for the reality of ETs than anyone could possibly imagine. There is a ton of evidence for a Deep State controlling things. Is it at all possible that these two realities are linked? Again, I’m not saying all ETs or even all reptilians are ‘bad,’ but rather that perhaps a few are, and they are working with our governments.

Even our own government officials have stated they are well aware of ETs but simply haven’t told the public. As revealed by former Defense Minister of Canada Paul Hellyer: “So they decided to do an investigation, and they investigated for three years, and they decided that, with absolute certainty, that four species, four different species, at least, have been visiting this planet for thousands of years.”

The knowledge governments have of ETs is immense, and whistleblowers have revealed this many times, with plenty of documentation behind them. You can watch the film Unacknowledged on Netflix to learn more about this.

The reptilian influence over the Deep State theory is not new, and can be found in many traditions and cultures. But it has been popularized by the work of David Icke who, understandably, has received a lot of ridicule for it. Regardless of that, millions follow and believe in his work. I highly suggest reading more about this theory here.

Why This Symbolism Is Used
While at an event in California called Contact In The Desert, we interviewed David Wilcock, a longtime occult researcher. During the interview, he mentioned that the Elite/Illuminati believe they must convey their intentions to humanity in order to, in essence, get permission from us to enact them. This manifests as rituals during mass sports events and symbolism found around society and in various popular industries like film and music.

When you begin to consider what the Pope’s Audience Hall is truly saying, it becomes clear he is speaking from the mouth of the snake. He stands in front of the mouth and speaks the words of the Elite to all those listening. The Elite are telling humanity via symbolism that this is what’s happening.

It has been said and proposed by many researchers that Christianity, among most other religions, is used to control the masses. While religious stories may hold some truth and convey helpful messages, their overall purpose is to lead people into a relationship with spirit that is disempowering. The guilt, judgement, and wrath that exist within religions are designed to control us, to take away our power. We must also realize that these religions are impure and that we have been turning a blind eye to this for some time. Look what happened with the coverup of Vatican child sex abuse scandals, for example.

In the end, I’m not asking you to believe everything being said here, but I’m also not suggesting you laugh it off. There are facts here that can be explored, but one has to go through the research. There is clearly something very intentional going on here and one doesn’t spend many millions to design and build a very obvious snake within Vatican-owned buildings for no reason. Do your own research on the topic of reptilians, the Elite bloodlines, and what symbolism like this means. See how it feels for you. Allow your mind to be open to connect the dots as opposed to being closed and dismissive on something that doesn’t sound like ‘everyday life.



Source: http://antinewsnw.com/dark-secrets-behind-popes-audience-hall-giant-reptilian/