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timijoseph01:
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Hey!!!! Don't be deceived. Did you take time to check the per second charge after they triple you 100 Naira recharge? I guess u don't.

Knowing the gender of an unborn baby seems like
an interesting topic for couples. While some go
spiritual, some others make it a comic issue by
betting and some choose to “leave everything to
God”.
But then beyond the usual ultrasound scan, which
is the imaging test that uses sound waves to
create a picture of how a baby is developing in
the womb, mothers can now predict the gender of
the baby in their womb by simply observing some
of the things below.
According to a report on earnify.com, the breast
during pregnancy gives a good signal to knowing
the gender of the baby. The report noted that if
the woman’s right breast is bigger than the left,
she would likely have a girl, while a larger left
breast symbolises the coming of a boy.
Also, the type of food a woman craves for during
pregnancy could give an inkling to the baby’s
gender. The report noted that a pregnant woman
craving for sweet food may likely have a baby girl
while the baby would likely be a boy if the woman
craves for salty food.
Also, a woman with a usual feeling of sickness,
stomach upset with an inclination to vomit may
likely give birth to a girl while the absence of
such feeling may lead to having a boy.
The position of the bump was also found to give
a clue as to the gender of the baby. The report
pointed out that if the baby bump is on the upper
part of the stomach, it would likely be a girl while
a bump in the lower region means a boy.
Beyond these, the heartbeat of the woman while
carrying the baby was also found to play a role,
as 140 beats per minute indicates a girl while
below that gives the probability of having a boy.
In addition, pregnant women with an outburst of
pimples and skin rashes would most likely have a
girl.
Even the wedding ring is not left out of the show.
Pregnant women who are desirous of knowing
their baby’s gender were advised to lie on their
back and face up. Then, they should tie their
wedding ring with a rope and suspend it directly
above their bump. The report says that if the ring
swings back and forth, it’s a girl but if it moves
in a circle, then the woman should prepare for a
boy.
Interestingly, a key gives a clue as well. The
report noted that if an expectant woman
deliberately drops a key on the ground, she should
(without looking at the key) pick up the key. It
says that if she picks the pointed end of the key,
she might likely have a girl but if she is able to
grab the round end, a boy might be on the way.

www.punchng.com/entertainment/saturday-breeze/how-to-self-determine-unborn-babys-gender/

Nothing defines Tribalism, Nepotism and Hatred like the mention of the name, Buhari. A name that has resurrected every iota of disintegration, secession and disunity that were before now buried (at least hypocritically or should I say politically) in this political jungle called Nigeria. Buhari's body language, utterances, appointment formula in the business of governance is a confirmation that he actually BELONGS TO SOMEBODY (the north - the constituents of the political 95%) and does not belong to everybody (the south - constituents of the obviously marginalized 5%). I still believe that the biggest losers in this whole political drama is the South West, who chose to align force with the uncircumcised herdsman to oust Jonathan from office with the hope of gaining political relevance. But alas! They have been disappointed. This has just proven that the copyright owner of the assertion, THE DEVIL YOU KNOW IS BETTER THAN THE ANGEL YOU DON'T KNOW deserves an international honour. I know of a character who refers this country as ZOO or ZOOLOGICAL REPUBLIC and whatever his agitation might be, Buhari's actions is simply making it realizable faster than anyone can imagine.

Afam4eva:
This is not to cast any atom of doubt on Buhari's ability to lead and produce results after all, most of his opponents who were members of the electorate did not vote for him because they think he wont perform. Many of these people disliked him for the fact that they thought he was a tribalist and religious bigot. I personally paid no attention to what was flying around about Buhari pre-election, not necessarily because i thought what people were saying were lies but because those things could not be substantiated especially by me personally. So, i did what i have always done and that is to give people the benefit of the doubt. Personally, i felt Jonathan was a complete failure and thought we needed to try something different. Buhari may not have been my prefered choice out of the number of technocrats that i saw in APC but since he was presented, i kinda preferred him over Jonathan.

Now coming to the purpose of this thread. Doesn't it make some of us look stupid when it seems like Buhari is inching closer to the person they painted him to be. I mean, some Buhari supporters will make statements like "I don't care where the person Buhari appoints comes from as long as he is capable". Of course, statements such as these make people to sleep well at night and not look like complete idiots in the presence of people who would say "Didn't i warn you?". Anybody with an iota of common sense would see that this present dispensation has been riddled with an increase of Northern elements and it is glaring even to the blind. How do you explain the fact that after almost 20 appointments made so far. Only less than 5 are from the south. Not even a single person from the South-East has been appointed to any position. I know Igbos are the group of people we love to hate but this just isn't fair in my opinion. If you want to defend Buhari's pattern of appointments, i think your best bet would be to tell us how Southern Nigeria are so corrupt that it will be hard to find men of integrity or how the North boast of more educated individuals who are unrivaled.

In the spirit of giving Buhari, the benefit of the doubt, my 1 years grace period is still counting. After then, i'll have something to say about his government.

BUHARI: A PERSONIFICATION OF TRIBALISM
Nothing defines Tribalism, Nepotism and Hatred
like the mention of the name, Buhari. A name that
has resurrected every iota of disintegration,
secession and disunity that were before now
buried (at least hypocritically or should I say
politically) in this political jungle called Nigeria.
Buhari's body language, utterances, appointment
formula in the business of governance is a
confirmation that he actually BELONGS TO
SOMEBODY (the north - the constituents of the
political 95%) and does not belong to everybody
(the south - constituents of the obviously
marginalized 5%).
I still believe that the biggest losers in this whole
political drama is the South West, who chose to
align force with the uncircumcised herdsman to
oust Jonathan from office with the hope of
gaining political relevance. But alas! They have
been disappointed. This has just proven that the
copyright owner of the assertion, THE DEVIL YOU
KNOW IS BETTER THAN THE ANGEL YOU DON'T
KNOW deserves an international honour.
I know of a character who refers this country as
ZOO or ZOOLOGICAL REPUBLIC and whatever his
agitation might be, Buhari's actions is simply
making it realizable faster than anyone can
imagine.

Jayjay0:
Tho the story is totally FAKE.

I think thw woman is foolish, when they were making the NO SEX TILL MARRIAGE shii she didn't know.

F*ck her..fvck the man and finally fvck the Op

For your information, this is a true life story ravaging one deeper life church in Port Harcourt

A young lady married a man. They agreed never to have sex before their wedding. But on their wedding night, the lady found out that the man's manhood is smaller than the little finger and the man did not let her know. She decided to end the marriage. When the matter was brought before the church, some said that since they have not consummated the marriage with sex that God has not joined them. Meaning that until a couple's initial sex they have not been joined. Again, they argued that since the man refused to let her know his condition it means that the marriage was built on deceit therefore it is null and void ab nitio. But others insisted that the girl has been fully married from the day her bride price was paid. Therefore she cannot divorce and that the marriage is for better and for worse.
Christians in the house, how will you judge this

,

We’re a culture obsessed with parenthood, or
“parenting,” as we like to call it. Countless
websites, books, and magazines provide advice
for parents aspiring to perfection. And paramount
on any good parent’s priority list is making sure
our kids are safe and healthy. So we pay extra for
organic milk and banish trans fats from our
kitchens. We deliberate over the safest car seats
and sign petitions to ban sodas from school
cafeterias. We talk to our kids early and often
about the dangers of smoking, drinking and
drugs.
But when it comes to the hazards of sex, our
approach falls somewhere between passivity and
paralysis. For whatever reasons – concern about
imposing fear and shame, embarrassment about
being hypocritical, or not believing that kids are
capable of self-control – we can’t bring ourselves
to just say “don’t!” We make sure our kids know
about condoms and the Pill, and tell them we’re
always there if they want to talk. Which is the
equivalent of shutting our eyes, crossing our
fingers, and hoping. Hoping that our kids won’t
get pregnant, or get someone else pregnant.
Hoping that they won’t catch that STD that
causes infertility or cancer. Hoping the chemical
bonds that they form and then break won’t break
their hearts.
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Because here’s the rub. It is an indisputable fact
that having sex means taking risks. We can
reduce the risks of unwanted consequences, but
we can’t eliminate them. We wouldn’t tell our
kids that it’s okay to smoke -- as long as they
smoke low tar cigarettes. Or that drugs are fine
-- but only in small doses. But we tell them – by
not telling them otherwise – that risking
pregnancy, life-threatening diseases, and
emotional devastation is okay.
Here are some cold, hard facts to consider. Every
year there are ten million – ten million! – new
cases of sexually transmitted diseases among our
sons and daughters who are 15 to 24 years old.
As of 2008, one in four teenagers already had an
STD, according to the Centers for Disease
Control. The most commonly transmitted STD is
HPV, or human papillomavirus. We now know
that certain types of HPV cause cancers of the
head and neck. Think Michael Douglas. Others
cause cervical cancer. Another “common STD,”
according to the CDC, is chlamydia. In 2013,
there were nearly a million cases among 15- to
24-year olds. If our daughters are among that
million, it could mean they’ll never be able to
have kids of their own.
When it comes to the hazards of sex, our
approach falls somewhere between passivity
and paralysis. For whatever reasons –
concern about imposing fear and shame,
embarrassment about being hypocritical, or
not believing that kids are capable of self-
control – we can’t bring ourselves to just
say “don’t!”
As for getting pregnant, the CDC reports that
nearly half of all pregnancies in this country are
unintended. For women 19 and younger that rises
to four out of five. What’s not to understand
here? Sex makes babies! According to the
Guttmacher Institute, at 2008 rates, one in ten
women will have an abortion by the time she is
20 years old. Even if you’re morally neutral on the
subject of abortion, the image of your daughter
crying in her college dorm room as she
contemplates the possibility of aborting your
grandchild can’t be a pretty one. And even if you
believe abortion is the equivalent of getting a
tooth pulled, how could you not worry about the
possibility of some psychological fallout.
Then there are the emotional consequences of
sexual intimacy. Studies have linked sexual
activity with depression in teenage girls. We now
know about oxytocin, a hormone released in the
female brain during sexual activity. Among other
things, it promotes feelings of bonding and trust.
Like it or not, sex comes with emotional strings
attached. Dr. Miriam Grossman is a psychiatrist
who worked in the campus counseling center at
UCLA. She recounted the devastating effects of
casual sex among her patients in her book,
Unprotected . “Almost daily, I prescribe medication
to help students, mostly women, cope with loss
and heartbreak.” Are we willing to live with the
prospect of our kids suffering from depression?u
Depression that was preventable?
As parents we spend our lives trying to protect
our kids. So here’s a radical thought. How about
urging them to wait till they’re married before
having sex? If we really want what’s best and
safest and healthiest for our kids, let’s start a
sexual revolution. Hey, it’s been done before.

www.foxnews.com/opinion/2015/06/05/real-truth-about-sex-what-were-not-telling-our-kids.html?intcmp=features

There is confusion at the Federal Polytechnic,
Oko, Anambra State, following a startling
revelation that certain dead students of the
institution were graded and awarded marks in
recent semester examinations.
A rights group, International Society for Civil
Liberties and Rule of Law openedthecan of worms
in a petition to the school authorities recently
The petition entitled: “Complaints Against
Wrongful Allocation of Results to Deceased
Students’: A call for Investigation and Redress,
alleged that “one of the deceased students
awarded marks in exams he never participated
was Late Ezeh Uchenna with registration number
FPO/SLT/ND/R1/012/038.
The petition was signed by the Chairman of the
group’s Board of Trustees, Mr. Emeka
Umeagbalasi.
According to the group, “The said Uchenna was
given upper credit (3.05) and awarded 67 in Cell
Biology, 81 in Organic Chemistry, 60 in Physical
Chemistry, 49 in Electricity and Magnetism, 44 in
Optics and Waves, 66 in Analytical Chemistry, 70
in General Lab Techniques, 69 in Computer
Packages and so on.
It also alleged that some students who had long
left the polytechnic were captured in the last
semester examination records of the school,
InterSociety said the purpose of its petition was
to ensure that the right things were done, noting
that some students who complained about the
irregularities and recklessness were being
victimised by the school authorities.
“Just two days ago, they were called and invited
by the school security authorities to come and
defend the letter InterSociety wrote to the school
and defend their involvement over same.
“The students also informed InterSociety that
their names have been forwarded to the School’s
Anti-Cult Brigade to be treated as common
criminals and cultists.
“As a matter of fact, they have gone into hiding;
operating amorphously to avoid being physically
assaulted and held captive. Their state of mind is
also psychologically battered leading to mental
torture,”InterSociety said.
InterSociety said, “We regard these approaches as
very uncalled for, reprehensible, despicable and
condemnable.
“The school must not be an outlaw and dangle
with the provisions of the Constitution of the
Federal Republic of Nigeria 1999 particularly its
Section 35 (personal liberty), 36 (fair hearing)
and 39 (freedom of expression).
“Your school must also understand that the
engine room of the corporate social
responsibilities, which it is a party to; is founded
on human rights. Students who complain of
certain anomalies through duly constituted
processes are not only sticklers of due process,
but also entitled to fair hearing and free speech
or expression.
“It saddens our heart that till date no reasonable
investigation over the students’ complaints has
been commenced and concluded by the school
authorities.
It further submitted that “As for the referenced
Head of Department, who was newly elevated to
the academic rank of Deanship, we demand that
she should be called to order and compelled to
revisit the issue. As we have earlier demanded, no
student of the referenced department should be
punished or maltreated over the issue.
It noted that“The students’ assertion that the
lecturers that handled the referenced courses and
exams should be compelled to tender their raw
result score sheets for the purpose of verification
should be commended and heeded.
In his reaction, the Rector of the Polytechnic,
Professor Godwin Onu, said he had constituted a
committee to investigate the matter, adding it
was the work of bad people working to paint the
polytechnic black in the eyes of the public.
source - PUNCH

freezone4real:
Yours days in office are numbered

As you numbered Fayose days in office too. APC HATERS ON THE GO....

Lol

What do you think?

For returning home late, his wife left this for him in the kitchen. What will you do if you were the man?

Buhari's first blunder.
President Muhammadu Buhari on Friday in Abuja
directed the central command of the military to
relocate to Maiduguri, Borno, to intensify the fight
against Boko Haram insurgency.
Buhari, who gave the directive in his address after
his inauguration, said it was impossible to
achieve victory against the insurgents if the
command continued to operate from Abuja.
He said that the command center would relocate
and remain in Maiduguri until the insurgents were
subdued.
No where in the History of world military History
will the military central command be located right
in the combat zone it is the height of
unprofessional-ism which is about to force me to
revisit the issue of Buhari certificate scandal. let
us use the United state of America model as a
case study .
Military Central command are non combatants
they are not infantry units but expertise from
various field of course
Structure
Central Command headquarters staff directorates
include personnel, intelligence, operations,
logistics, plans & policy, information systems,
training & exercises, and resources, and other
functions. The intelligence section is known as
Joint Intelligence Center, Central Command, or
JICCENT, which serves as a Joint Intelligence
Center for the co-ordination of intelligence. Under
the intelligence directorate, there are several
divisions
In the United State the Central Military Command
directs four "service component commands" and
one subordinate unified command and no fighting
units directly subordinate to it:
The United States Army Central (USARCENT), and
the United States Air Forces Central Command
(USAFCENT), both headquartered at Shaw Air
Force Base in South Carolina, the U.S. Marine
Forces Central Command (USMARCENT),
headquartered at MacDill Air Force Base, Florida
and the U.S. Naval Forces Central Command
(USNAVCENT), headquartered at Naval Support
Activity Bahrain in the Kingdom of Bahrain.
MacDill Air Force Base also hosts a Sub-unified
command called the Special Operations Command
Central (USSOCCENT).
In 1983, U.S. Military Central Command was
established to succeed the Rapid Deployment
Joint Task Force, formed at MacDill AFB, Florida
on 1 March 1980, to handle US national security
interests in Southwest Asia, Central Asia and the
Persian G
The USA Central Military Command main
headquarters is located at MacDill Air Force Base,
in Tampa, Florida. A forward headquarters was
established in 2002 at Camp As Sayliyah in Doha,
Qatar, which in 2009 transitioned to a forward
headquarters at Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar to
serve American strategic interests interest in the
following countries as the Area of Responsibilty.
Area of Responsibility Countries for USA Central
Military Command Located in Mac Dill Air force
Base in Tampa Florida..
Afghanistan
Bahrain
Egypt
Iraq
Jordan
Kazakhstan
Kuwait
Kyrgyzstan
Lebanon
Oman
Pakistan
Qatar
Saudi Arabia
Tajikistan
Turkmenistan
U.A.E.
Uzbekistan
Yemen
Tactically its a great Blunder for Mr Buhari to
relocated the Military Central command right into
sambisa forest when he knew quite well that
these people are non combatants they are not
infantry soldiers and their area of responsibilty
covers a wider area than just boko haram. they
monitor , deploy and protect both Nigeria air land
and water from both internal and external
aggression.
Relocating Nigeria military Central Command to
frontline war zone is the most senseless decision
any president have ever taken and such action is
capable of endangering Nigeria external security
an outside force may invade the nation of Nigeria
in time like these..
This wrong decision calls for us to revisit Buhari
certificate scandal and how he come about his
title of Major General when he is incapable of
simple kindergarten Military Decision
Ifeduba ThankGod T ( political Analyst from
Anambra state)

THE ADVANTAGES WE ENCOUNTERED
THIS FEW DAYS OF FUEL SCARCITY IN
NIGERIA

1) My compound is noiseless because 'I pass
my neighbour' generators were off for some days now.

2) Wives are more happy because their husbands
who are fond of hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out.

3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Telemundo/Zee world. Chai!

4) Kids are now reading their books since watching TV needs fuel bcuz no PH light.

5) No more congestion in network since
many people's phones are off.

6) Browsing & downloading is fast...no one
wants browsing to kill his or her battery.

7) Everyone sleeps very early now.
9) There are no more hold up (traffic jams) on our roads because many people have packed their cars.

10) There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions lolzz.

11) Commuter buses and private cars don't use Air condition anymore even wen d sun is hot bcuz it drains dia fuel.

12) U even know its true that u were reading dis so fast so u could log out b4 ur battery goes off that u didnt even notice that there is no number 8.
Now u just found out and u are smiling.happy childrens day jooo

lalasticlala:
Court Throws out Case Seeking to Stop African First Ladies Emergency Meeting







http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/court-throws-out-case-seeking-to-stop-african-first-ladies-emergency-meeting/209380/

But Buhari vowed to scrap the office of the first Lady nah. Is anyone thinking what I am thinking

clevvermind:
i was going through my sister's phone, and i saw indecency films. i just feel like smashing her head that moment. i just manage to hold myself. i was very angry with her cos i don't want her to be watching such things. i should be the only one watching such films. i don't want her to corrupt herself. she is just 20.
please, what should i do to her? what punishment should i give to her.

Give me her number let me punish her

A lovely little girl was holding two apples with both hands.
Her mum came in and softly asked her little daughter with a smile: my sweetie, could you give your mum one of your two apples?
The girl looked up at her mum for some seconds, then she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple, and then quickly on the other.
The mum felt the smile on her face freeze. She tried hard not to reveal her disappointment.
Then the little girl handed one of her bitten apples to her mum,and said: mummy, here you are. This is the sweeter one.

No matter who you are, how experienced you are, and how knowledgeable you think you are, always delay judgement. Give others the privelege to explain themselves. What you see may not be the reality. Never conclude for others.

vfactor:
The man himself??

Yes. The wife inclusive

vfactor:
The man should recheck his genotype.

They have done that severally

Behira:
Dis is very rare

Meaning it can occur?

My friend's 10 year Marriage is about to collapse.

His, my friend's genotype is AA and his wife's genotype is AS but their 4 year old daughter has been confirmed to have SS genotype by not less than 4 different medical experts. He confronted the wife and accused her of infidelity but she vehemently denied having any affair with another man. In other to prove her wrong, my friend subjected the little girl to a paternity test and there he got the shock of his life - the result showed he actually is the father of the girl. At first he accused the doctor of compromise because he is their family doctor and somehow relates to the wife. He then decided to go to another hospital to prove the paternity of the girl child there and then he got another shocker - the first result was actually correct. As It stands, my friend has consulted more than five other doctors outside the state of his residence and all Confirmed that the girl's genotype is SS and he actually is the father of the child despite his and the wife's genotype being as stated above. Even the doctor's are confused by the results as it negate conventional medical norm.

My question now is, experts in the house, is there anything that can lead to such unconventional biological flaw? Under what condition can AS and AA couple have an SS child? Can mutation lead to such condition? My friend insists on divorce because he doesn't believe the wife. Should he go ahead based on what we all know about genotype?


Please I need matured advice on this. This is a REAL LIFE SITUATION AND NO FICTION. I WOULD HAVE MENTIONED NAMES AND ADDRESS OF THE COUPLE BUT I DON'T HAVE THEIR PERMISSION YET. THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN PORT HARCOURT OLD GRA WE'RE LIVING

It’s a conflict that comes up in almost every
relationship that has managed to last for a year
or two (or maybe even just a few months).
It causes tension, fights, and hurt feelings. Often
both partners feel misunderstood and frustrated.
Regardless of their satisfaction level, most
couples will eventually have some conflict
regarding s*x. Research shows that one of the
most common fights couples have centers around
s*xual frequency or how often the couple is
engaging in s*xual intimacy. Stereotypically this
involves a male partner seeking higher frequency
than his female counterpart but this is not always
the case. Regardless, unmet expectations in the
bedroom can trickle over and cause
communication problems, a lack of emotional
connection, and general instability in the
relationship. So how do you counter such
negativity? What is the right amount of s*x? Here
are some general thoughts to help make sure this
issue doesn’t undermine the other parts of your
relationship.
How much s*x should a couple have?
The right answer to this question is that there is
no “right amount.” Every couple is different and,
more importantly, every person encounters
changing life circumstances due to illness,
careers, and children (among many other things)
that will interact with s*xual desire and
availability. There may be times in a couple’s life
where having s*x every day would be perfectly
possible while at other times it would be a
logistical impossibility. Research shows that an
“average” couple generally has s*x about 2-3
times per week. However, if you’re worried that
you’re under this average I would encourage you
to think about your intimacy over the course of
several weeks or even several months. Again,
every couple will have good and bad weeks in
terms of intimacy frequency and there is no magic
number that couples need to hit to be “healthy”.
How do you avoid negative conflict about s*xual
intimacy?
For the partner wanting more:
Understand intimacy is a two-way street. s*x
obviously involves two people. It is very clear
from research that s*x is more fulfilling,
enjoyable, and satisfying if both partners have a
desire for that intimacy. If you are the partner
who wants to have s*x more regularly, realize
that having s*x every day may not be the
enjoyable experience you think it will be if your
partner’s desire does not match your own. Be
okay with delaying intimacy if your partner isn’t
in the mood and avoid taking this as a personal
rejection.
For the partner wanting less:
Understand that your partner is likely seeking
connection, not physical gratification. Often the
person who wants less s*x views their partner as
s*x crazed and overly focused on the physical
element of the relationship. It can feel like this is
all your partner cares about. It is important for
the person desiring less s*x to realize that
attempts to engage in s*x are one of the best
signs of a healthy relationship and are often
coming from a desire for both physical and
emotional connection. In our modern world there
are plenty of places that people can turn to
(online or otherwise) if they are only seeking
personal gratification. Your partner’s attempts to
be intimate are likely coming from a loving place
and a desire to be intimate with you. Treat such
attempts as such and be careful about how your
reaction might be overly negative or feel rejecting
to your partner.
For both partners:
Talk about the taboo. Even among married
couples who have been sexually intimate for
many years, s*x can be a taboo topic. In order to
engage in healthy communication it is vital that
such couples bring issues related to s*x out in
the open. If one partner wants to become intimate
and the other doesn’t, talk about a “rain check”
and have the partner who isn’t in the mood
explain clearly why. While it may not sound
romantic, scheduling intimacy can be a very
practical and useful thing for many couples
(especially those with children). Schedule that
rain check for the next day and then spend the
day flirting and teasing each other. Make it
something you both look forward too. Another
option may be to take turns being in “charge” of
planning and initiating intimacy. Above all else,
talk about intimacy and s*x.


www.informationng.com/?p=291111

Don't lie

[b][/b]
All the time

In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked
the other:
“Do you believe in life after delivery?” The other
replied, “Why, of course. There has to be
something after delivery. Maybe we are here to
prepare ourselves for what we will be later.”
“Nonsense” said the first. “There is no life after
delivery. What kind of life would that be?”
The second said, “I don’t know, but there will be
more light than here. Maybe we will walk with our
legs and eat from our mouths. Maybe we will
have other senses that we can’t understand
now.”
The first replied, “That is absurd. Walking is
impossible. And eating with our mouths?
Ridiculous! The umbilical cord supplies nutrition
and everything we need. But the umbilical cord is
so short. Life after delivery is to be logically
excluded.”
The second insisted, “Well I think there is
something and maybe it’s different than it is here.
Maybe we won’t need this physical cord
anymore.”
The first replied, “Nonsense. And moreover if there
is life, then why has no one has ever come back
from there? Delivery is the end of life, and in the
after-delivery there is nothing but darkness and
silence and oblivion. It takes us nowhere.”
“Well, I don’t know,” said the second, “but
certainly we will meet Mother and she will take
care of us.”
The first replied “Mother? You actually believe in
Mother? That’s laughable. If Mother exists then
where is She now?”
The second said, “She is all around us. We are
surrounded by her. We are of Her. It is in Her that
we live. Without Her this world would not and
could not exist.”
Said the first: “Well I don’t see Her, so it is only
logical that She doesn’t exist.”
To which the second replied, “Sometimes, when
you’re in silence and you focus and you really
listen, you can perceive Her presence, and you can
hear Her loving voice, calling down from above.”

My friend has found himself in a dilemma and he
needs help.
After a long search for a ‘suitable’ woman to
marry, he finally found one, a sales representative
to a company in Yenogoa, who he met in Federal
Inland Revenue office as they came for official
purposes. They got talking since January and he
is now convinced he should marry her.
So many things will happen at times and people
will think it is film. This is not film. This is real. It
happened.
As he sat with this babe in a bar at Aguleri
Junction last weekend, happy and smiling, one
man who sat opposite them kept looking at him
with pity. He tried to avoid the man but the more
he tried to avoid him and play with his woman,
the more the man looked at him as someone
entering the den of lions. Then he asked the man
in Igbo, Nwokem, aghotarom udi anya ina ele mu
na my babe. Odikwa na mma? (Sir, I don’t
understand why you are looking at us like that. Is
everything alright?) The man responds in Igbo,
casually and carelessly as he is leaving the bar.
Mmadu kulu agwo na agaghari, inwekwelu nna?
(A man will be moving round with a snake, do you
have a father?)
This guy is speechless as his desire to take
anything has evaporated. His babe, who is not
Igbo, didn’t hear what they said but from his
countenance, she is sure something is wrong.
Now a lot of things started to click in his brain.
He lives in a bungalow, with his boys. Ever since
they packed in there, they have never encountered
any snake invasion. But since this babe started
coming, in fact, each weekend she visited, they
had issue with snakes. Some they will kill and
some will escape. He never read any meaning to
it until he encountered the strange man.
The encounter with the strange man forces him to
start making inquiries about his wife to be,
something he never wanted to do. Now that is
the dilemma, one minister to another psychic is
confirming to him that the babe has a strong link
with the ‘world of snakes’ (Whatever that means).
She is a woman with a good heart, who will make
a good wife, but that she cannot control herself
and actions, when powers from this other world,
decide to show themselves.
Would you advise him to proceed with this
marriage, the only woman he ever loved, or would
you rather advise him to look for another. Now
that he knows something about the snake
invasions, he has instructed his boys to stop
chasing the snakes when they come. Remarkably,
these snakes come only when the babe is visiting.
When she leaves, they will see no snakes. He has
not told his boys anything and even the girl, he
has not told her that he now knows about the
snakes. My guy is really in a dilemma.
What would you have him do?

pls instead of committing suicide and wasting ur
precious life,why not use it to sow a seed in a
poor man"s life and let him just use you for
money rituals..then ur life wont just be a
waste..think about it when ever u feel like
committing suicide...