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When a girl is single, her pattern lock will be SIMPLE because she has nothing to hide but if she is dating her pattern lock will be more complex than DNA because she has a lot of things to HIDE.

[quote author=size40 post=32743176]what is this one talking about? the battle was won by Governor Ameachi and not GEJ. Ameachi completed his second tenure and GEJ did not. Governor Amaechi's APC is flying high while GEJ' PDP is going into extinction. Governor Amaechi will continue in government while GEJ is going home. Amaechi, I respect u because u made good ur promise of sending GEJ parking and burying the PDP 6ft. [/quote



This post is not about amaechi and gej. But it is about amaechi and wike. Wike taught him all he knows about rivers politics

Before you attempt to fight the man who taught
you everything you know, Ask yourself if he
taught you everything he knows... ROTIMI
CHIBUIKE AMAECHI TAKE NOTE!!!

Weird?

Demichaels:
Russian guy, Valery Spiridonov, a computer
scientist, who is suffering from a rare genetic
muscle wasting disease known as Werdnig-
Hoffman disease has volunteered to undergo the
world's first head transplant. The Werdnig-
Hoffman disease is a rare and fatal genetic
muscle wasting disease that leaves its sufferers
seriously disabled Basically, Valery's head would
be given a new body, and it has been learnt that,
the donor is a man that is currently brain dead,
but healthy...
A brief description of how the procedure would
go;
Both donor and patient would have their head
severed from their spinal cord at the same time,
using an ultra-sharp blade to give a clean cut.
The patient's head would then be placed onto the
donor's body and attached using what Canavero
calls his 'magic ingredient' - a glue-like
substance called polyethylene glycol - to fuse the
two ends of the spinal cord together.
The muscles and blood supply would be stitched
up, before the patient is put into a coma for four
weeks to stop them from moving while the head
and body heal together.
When they wake the patient should be able to
move, feel their face and even speak with the
same voice. Powerful immunosuppressant drugs
should stop the new body from being rejected.
The Doctor that would be performing this out-of-
this-world procedure is Controversial Italian
Surgeon - Dr Sergio Canavero.... Canavero claims
that all the necessary techniques already exist to
transplant a head onto a donor body, despite
widespread scepticism.
One thing is for sure, if this procedure works, be
rest assured that a lot of problems like disability,
total paralysis would be a thing of the past.... A
lot of people would have a second chance to
life... and this is what science should be about,
not behind and Bosom s enlargement.

www..com/talk/topic,253903.0.html

www..com/talk/topic,253903.0.html

Source

Russian guy, Valery Spiridonov, a computer
scientist, who is suffering from a rare genetic
muscle wasting disease known as Werdnig-
Hoffman disease has volunteered to undergo the
world's first head transplant. The Werdnig-
Hoffman disease is a rare and fatal genetic
muscle wasting disease that leaves its sufferers
seriously disabled Basically, Valery's head would
be given a new body, and it has been learnt that,
the donor is a man that is currently brain dead,
but healthy...
A brief description of how the procedure would
go;
Both donor and patient would have their head
severed from their spinal cord at the same time,
using an ultra-sharp blade to give a clean cut.
The patient's head would then be placed onto the
donor's body and attached using what Canavero
calls his 'magic ingredient' - a glue-like
substance called polyethylene glycol - to fuse the
two ends of the spinal cord together.
The muscles and blood supply would be stitched
up, before the patient is put into a coma for four
weeks to stop them from moving while the head
and body heal together.
When they wake the patient should be able to
move, feel their face and even speak with the
same voice. Powerful immunosuppressant drugs
should stop the new body from being rejected.
The Doctor that would be performing this out-of-
this-world procedure is Controversial Italian
Surgeon - Dr Sergio Canavero.... Canavero claims
that all the necessary techniques already exist to
transplant a head onto a donor body, despite
widespread scepticism.
One thing is for sure, if this procedure works, be
rest assured that a lot of problems like disability,
total paralysis would be a thing of the past.... A
lot of people would have a second chance to
life... and this is what science should be about,
not behind and Bosom s enlargement.

www..com/talk/topic,253903.0.html

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Some inmates in Ghana’s prisons are appealing to government to introduce a policy that allows them to have sex while they are still incarcerated.

The inmates – males and females – told ghanacrusader.com that they must be allowed to enjoy their conjugal rights within the grim walls of Ghana’s correction facilities.

“I have been in this secluded place for long, I always feel refreshed to some extent whenever there is a chance to see females,” one male inmate said.

“As a normal human being, I occasionally feel the urge to have sex, especially when I see a man visiting some of my colleagues,” a female inmate stated.

They admitted that homosexuality and lesbianism are rife in the prisons because of the lack of opportunities to have sex with their legitimate partners.

Opinions on whether prisoners must be allowed to enjoy their conjugal rights are divided.

One school of thought believes “having sex is a right that should not be denied to those in prison.”

But others with contrary views argue that “conjugal right in prison is untenable, explaining that it would lead to more problems for both prison authorities and society.”

Australia (Queensland), Brazil, Denmark, Canada, Germany, Saudi Arabia and Spain allow conjugal visit where inmates spend several hours or days with their legal spouses during which parties can have sex.


The visits usually take place in designated rooms or a structure provided for that purpose, such as a trailer or a small cabin.

However, in the United States and United Kingdom, inmates have no constitutional rights to conjugal in visits during custodial sentences.

The rationale for conjugal visits in jurisdictions where they are permitted is to preserve family bonds and facilitate re-integration into society when inmates complete their sentences.


Source: www.Ghanaweb.com

Ladies, will you be comfortable with this on your day? Guys will you allow your woman to wear this?

Apc behold your flag bearer

Akdegreat:
THIS IS POLITICALLY INCLINED.
Why this late, on the eve of elections

To whom brain is given sense is expected. Why do you want to make me believe in evolution

What did you see?

. Is this truly how men got lost

[quote author=Islie post=31450730][/quote]These men in their seventies wants to defile every thing. From defiling little girls to defiling Nigeria. Ask Buhari

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equator28:
My experience at the railway station yesterday 5th of March,2015 was a very funny one, as i went to submit my application for the ongoing recruitment at the railway station in Umuahia, while I was done with the verifying officers, they directed me to the inner room where I was asked to go and register my application. Lo and behold I met the officers collecting 200naira from each applicant that came to submit their application and u can imagine how many nigerians that is applying for this very recruitment at this critical time of higher rate of unemployment. This guys were busy making their money from unemployed nigerians and I asked them if the money was for the marking scripts 'noboday answered me' [color=#990000][/color][b]

Please, what are the requirements for applying for the job

Rotjijatau:
These are some of the pictures from the scene of bomb blast in jos yesterday.

In GEJ voice, NEVER AGAIN...

South Korea's Constitutional Court has struck
down a 60-year-old statute outlawing adultery
under which violators faced up to two years in
prison.
The nine-member bench ruled by seven to two
that the 1953 law was unconstitutional in a
judgement handed down on Thursday.
"Even if adultery should be condemned as
immoral, state power should not intervene in
individuals' private lives," said presiding justice
Park Han-Chul.
It was the fifth time the apex court had
considered the constitutional legality of the
legislation which had made South Korea one of
the few non-Muslim countries to regard marital
infidelity as a criminal act.
In the past six years, close to 5,500 people have
been formerly arraigned on adultery charges -
including nearly 900 in 2014.
But the numbers had been falling, with cases that
end in prison terms increasingly rare.
Whereas 216 people were jailed under the law in
2004, that figure had dropped to 42 by 2008, and
since then only 22 have found themselves behind
bars, according to figures from the state
prosecution office.
The downward trend was partly a reflection of
changing societal trends in a country where rapid
modernisation has frequently clashed with
traditionally conservative norms.


www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/02/south-korean-court-legalises-adultery-150226054724879.html

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Every politician will always claim to have solutions to all problems confronting the nation but the question is:

"Where do SOLUTIONS go after Elections are WON?"

Any difference?

KingEbukaBlog:
The Nigeria’s National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) launched it’s first ever Air Ambulance in Abuja on February 12. The air ambulance landed on the rooftop of the Abuja National Hospital during the Air Lift Evacuation Demonstration. This will surely ensure quicker and much better services .

>> http://www.kingebuka.com/2015/02/photos-nema-launchesd-its-first-ever.html

This Is a welcome development but don't be
surprised that when it will be needed for an emergency either of these hypothesized responses will be given by NAMA sorry, I mean NEMA:

1. sorry, there is no fuel to fly the ambulance.
2. The pilot went home with the key, let's wait for him to come
3. the ambulance has a technical flaw, so it can't start
4. we can't find the Air ambulance, no body knows how it happened
5. the president has not released our budget and workers have not been paid. No pilot wants to fly the ambulance. If the situation is so critical, you can come over and fly it.

Obinoscopy:
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=104833

Another way to force failbuhari to debate!!!!!

PHgirl:
Blood of Jesus!!!

Na because she wear red

What if your girlfriend dresses this way to your house on valentine day. What will be your thoughts, action and reaction.

It turns out it’s not just politicians that can live
without brains, a chicken named Mike lived
without his entire head for 18 months!
Mike the Headless Chicken was a Wyandotte
chicken that was beheaded for the sake of
providing a chicken dinner for the mother-in-law
of a Fruita, CO farmer, on April 1945. Fortunately
for Mike (or unfortunately depending on how you
look at it) Lloyd Olsen’s axe barely missed the
jugular vein, and left an ear and the majority of
the bird’s brain stem unharmed.
Unlike other chickens that run around like, well,
chickens with their heads cut off, who are dead
ducks, or chickens as it were, Mike shook off the
blow and went about being a chicken, “pecking”
with his neck in the absence of his head and
continuing to preen himself. Olsen sat down to
wait for the bird to die, but when he made no
signs of doing so, Olsen decided to have
something different for dinner that night and took
to caring for the bird. He fed him things like milk
and water through his open esophagus using an
eyedropper. Small bits of gravel were also
dropped down his throat to help his gizzard grind
food.
Mike was initially able to walk but somewhat
unsteadily. He soon got used to the situation and
his new center of gravity. He could no longer
crow, but instead made a gurgling noise.
Farmer Olsen took Mike to the University of Utah
in Salt Lake City to be studied and the word got
out about the headless bird. He was
photographed for all of the big magazines and
papers of the day, including Time and Life, and
started a career as a sideshow attraction,
traveling with other marvels such as a two-
headed calf. He also traveled with a chicken head
in a glass jar that was passed off as his. Mike’s
real head was allegedly eaten by a cat and the
traveling head was from another chicken, pickled
to enhance Mike’s display.
At the pinnacle of his show business career, Mike
was making his owners $4,500 per month (about
$56,000 today). Admission to see the bird cost
25 cents, which added up to a lot of curious
people. Unfortunately for chickens all over the
country, Mike’s popularity lead to a string of
people trying to behead their birds in just the
same way. One of the copycat beheaded chickens
lived for eleven days, but the rest died quickly.
Like many other celebrities, Mike choked to death
in a motel room. One problem Mike often
experienced was that he would choke on his own
mucus. The Olsens kept syringes on hand for
when this happened, to suck the mucus out. But,
one night Mike was roosting with the Olsens in a
Phoenix motel room between sideshow exhibits.
The Olsen’s heard him choking in the middle of
the night but couldn’t find a syringe to save him!
A subsequent autopsy revealed that the axe had
not touched the bird’s carotid artery and Mike’s
blood had quickly clotted, saving him from
bleeding to death. Because most basic body
functions like breathing and heart-rate, as well as
most of a chicken’s reflex actions, are controlled
by the brain stem, Mike remained able to function
and otherwise healthy for 18 months after losing
his head.
Mike may be gone, but he’s far from forgotten. At
least in his hometown of Fuita anyway. The town
hosts an annual “Mike the Headless Chicken
Day,” the third weekend in May. Events include a
5K “Run Like a Headless Chicken Race,” games of
“Pin the Head on the Chicken,” an egg toss, and
“Chicken Bingo,” in which chickens are set loose
in a numbered grid to do their business. Where
they leave their droppings determines the
numbers that are called… If extraterrestrials are
watching us, it’s no wonder they haven’t
bothered to make contact.
As they say on the official “Mike the Headless
Chicken” website , “Mike’s will to live remains an
inspiration. It is a great comfort to know you can
live a normal life, even after you have lost your


www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/07/the-chicken-who-lived-without-his-head-for-18-months/

What's your definition of love? My is Love is the shortest distance between two hearts...

The new Assistant Inspector-General of Police,
Zone 2, Joseph Mbu, has warned that his men
will arrest any governor or politician with unruly
attitude during the forthcoming elections.
Mbu said this on Thursday in Abeokuta, Ogun
State, during his official visit to the Ogun State
police command headquarters, Eleweran.
He ordered the men of the command, who would
be on electoral duty, to arrest promptly anyone
caught with arms near the voting centres.
He said, “I am here to encourage, support and
advice you because we have a critical part to play
in the forthcoming elections.
“Our actions and activities will go a long way to
decide on this election, so, I have come to tell you
that we must remain impartial in ensuring free,
fair, peaceful and violent-free polls.
“As far as the law is concerned, we are not going
to respect anybody and whoever is coming to the
booth should vote and leave peacefully.
“Anyone who comes there to campaign even if it
is the chief executive of the state, a constable at
that polling booth would stop him.”
Mbu, who debunked the notion that he was sent
to the zone to do an hatchet job in the
forthcoming elections, said he had been
commissioner in Oyo, Ekiti and Rivers states as
well as in the Federal Capital Territory. He said
his current posting as the Assistant Inspector-
General of Police in charge of Zone 7, was not in
any way different from his previous assignments.
He said, “I am here to make sure everywhere is
calm; I am not here at Zone 2 only for elections.
The Zone 2 must not just fail during the elections.
I am here to make sure everything goes on
peacefully, but the police will arrest anybody that
commits any electoral offences.
“Anybody found with arms would be arrested by
the police and anyone that cannot be arrested;
we will recover the arms by force.
“No politician or any of their followers must shoot
at any policeman; if you shoot at any policeman,
my policemen would shoot back in self defence.
“Our duty is to make sure that the elections are
conducted freely, fairly and peacefully and
violence-free. There must be a code of conduct
that you have to uphold to make sure that we
actualise our goals.”

www.punchng.com/news/my-menll-arrest-unruly-govs-during-election-mbu/

dondo83:
i was not surprised to see insinuations like how did she get the money .please note the news does not say the items donated were procured by mrs buhari or that she used her money.there are many members of apc and many symphatisers of the party that can collaborate for a noble cause such as this what is required is for the leadership to enjoy the good will of the people.if mrs buhari ask for donation from people to be able to give the displaced people something,i am sure many will give to her because of the believe in her and her husband.

Is this how you think? So pathetic indeed!!!!!

Gordon Duff”s Note: Russian satellite
evidence proving the controlled demolition
of the World Trade Center using “special
weapons” was reviewed by a VT editor while
in Moscow. The article below was forwarded
to us for publication in the US and
translated from Russian. It is 3 days old,
published on February 7, 2015.
Moscow (Pravda): American experts believe that
despite the fact that relations between the US
and Russia reached the worst point since the
Cold War, Putin delivered until Obama only minor
troubles. Analysts believe that this “calm before
the storm.” Putin is going to hit once, but he’s
going to hit hard. Russia is preparing the release
of evidence of the involvement of the US
government and intelligence services in the
September 11 attacks. In the list of evidence
includes satellite images.
Published material can prove the US government
complicity in the 9/11 attacks and the successful
manipulation of public opinion. The attack was
planned by the US government, but exercised
using her proxy, so that an attack on America
and the people of the United States looked like
an act of aggression of international terrorism.
The motive for deception and murder its own
citizens served as US oil interests and the
Middle East state corporations.
The evidence will be so convincing that it utterly
debunks the official 9/11 cover story supported by
the US government.
Russia proves that America is no stranger to
using false flag terrorism against its citizens in
order to achieve a pretext for military intervention
in the foreign country. In the case of “the
September 11 attacks,” the evidence will be
conclusive satellite imagery.
If successful, the consequences of Putin’s tactics
would expose the US government’s secret
terrorist policies. The government’s credibility will
be undermined and should bring about mass
protests in the cities leading to an uprising,
according to American analysts..
And as the United States will look on the world
political arena? The validity of America’s position
as a leader in the fight against international
terrorism will be totally undermined giving
immediately advantage to rogue states and
Islamic terrorists.
The actual development of the situation could be
much worse, experts warn.





Source: www.theeventchronicle.com/911/putin-threatens-release-satellite-evidence-911/

omenka:
The kind of dangerous politics Jonathan keeps playing is one which is guaranteed to see to the complete obliteration of this country.

I believe this is just another plot to get at Buhari. AIT would write a threat letter, address it to itself, and after the general public is sufficiently aware of the existence of such a letter from some "pro-Buhari Group", they (AIT/Presidency) go ahead and execute the final act of their sinister agenda by bombing AIT's facilities and making sure a few staff are killed, then blame the incident on Buhari's supporters who had earlier "threatened to deal with AIT" and by extension, blame it on Buhari.

Jonathan is unbelievably wicked at heart. He would burn this country to the ground just to realise his selfish ambition.

Sorry, but you need brain transplant. I think one of failBuhari's cow's brain will be better than what you have presently.

Blackett:
Right. Don't ask why.

Why should I not ask why