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Family › Re: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by demolagilbert: 4:50pm On Jun 30, 2017
Yes this is possible. To be pregnant and still mentruating...but the man mentioned they didnt have intercourse till that 19th..if he said they did, then that would be a possibility
queenblossom:
If d last time she saw her period was on may 16th and on June 26th d pregnancy was already 7weeks and 6days (ie approximately 2months pregnancy) that means she was pregnant and also mensurating as well. Just have patient in d next 7months u will do d pertanity test to ascertain who d father is
Family › Re: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by demolagilbert: 4:48pm On Jun 30, 2017
Benignasweety:
Calculate well.
i will only say this. Postinor 2 works for up to 72hrs...why? Because that is the typical window for conception. Add that to the fact that ovulation doesnt happen 3 days after you claim you ended menstraution. That is just my knowledge and experience as a scientist and a recent father..
Family › Re: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by demolagilbert: 11:44am On Jun 30, 2017
Also, technically you cant start counting from may 19..the reason is simple, if she truly ended her period on the 16th then assuming she had a 3 day menstruation which is the shortest i know, it would mean her menstrual cycle started on the 13th of may, if it was a five day menstraution that means her menstrual cycle started on the 11th. Now ovulation usu takes about 14 days into the menstrual cycle..sperm can survive up to 5days research has shown. Therefore i can extrapolate and tell you that conception at the earliest would have happened 23rd or 24th of june..this is 32/33 days compared to 55 days that the ultrasound showed....mathematically e no possibu sah....go to other hospitals, if it is the same result, if na me oo, i dont need any DNA to prove anything...science isnt just to be read it is to be applied and practiced.
Family › Re: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by demolagilbert: 11:17am On Jun 30, 2017
My SUGGESTION? GET A SECOND OR THIRD OPINION FROM OTHER HOSPITALS..BUT BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE WORST!!!

Hey there. First of, i commend your maturity which you displayed in handling some rash comment posted here. Now to the crux of the matter. Since you have brought this to the court of public opinion, based on the facts, these are my submissions. IF you infact did not have intercourse with your wife during that 6 month training period, it is mathematically impossible that you are the father of that child, except of course this is another 'virgin mary' case.

disregard when she 'SAID' she last saw her period, those are mere words, deal with the facts that are before you. You had sex on the 19th of may that is a fact, on the 26th of june medicine says your fetus is 55days old approx..that is too wide a gap.

If i were you, i would take one last step and that is to get a second and maybe third opinion at other hospitals..it would be clear then what is and what isnt. I'm sure you will agree with me that three hospitals cannot all give you wrong answers.

best of luck!
MemphisRaynes:
Hi, please I need honest and mature contribution on this matter. I love my wife so much, and I don't want to have a failed marriage, not so early.

My marriage is only 18months old. This is my wife's first Pregnancy, but I am having serious concerns about the paternity of the baby.

I trust(ed) my wife with all my heart and soul. She was away on a Job training for 6 months. The training finished on May 19th and we made love same day. She told me she last saw her period in May 16th so we both assumed she was in her safe period by May 19th before we made love. Actually we didn't want pregnancy or a baby yet because we are strained by resources for now.

My wife started complaining of strong tummy pain, plus her period hadn't shown up by June 12, so we went for a Pregnancy test and she was confirmed Pregnant. In fact the Lab attendant told me she is very pregnant. Days after I went through her chat while she was asleep and came across her chat with some guy, the chat was very suspicious. Actually the said guy is a Gynecologist, so she had told him she was Pregnant immediately after the test so as to get medical advice. In this chat the guy called my wife "luv", "dearie", talked about she visiting him, and my wife's response was to play along. At some point she even said she can't wait to visit the guy. The height of it was when the guy asked "how is our baby doing?"

I could not control my emotions after reading their chat, so I confronted my wife. She claim the guy was her best friend, that they met at her training. Actually she has always freely spoken to the guy via phone in my presence before this event so I had no suspicions until I read their chat. We quarrelled and she cried and cried swearing that she has never been with any man but me. She said she was heart broken I am doubting the paternity of her Pregnancy.

On June 26th, we were at the hospital for ultrasound scan and medical check up. The Ultra sound scan report says the pregnancy was 7weeks and 6days on June 26th. Now remember we first met on May 19th after about 6 months, also remember May 19th was three days after her period ended, she was supposed to be in her safe period. Now Let's assume she conceived on May 19th, between May 19th and June 26th is not upto 7weeks and 6days. Again I confronted her with these facts and she's been very emotional, she threatened that we must do paternity test after the baby is born to prove me wrong, she also warned that she will make my life hell after that test for doubting her faithfulness to me.

Please I don't know what to do next, my doubt is not fading because the numbers and events don't add up, I need useful suggestions please. Kindly note that I trust and love my wife, a part of me believes the baby is mine, its the maths that don't add up, and her chat with her Gynecologist best friend that keeps fueling my doubt. What is the best way to handle my situation?
Webmasters › Re: SEO For Begininers- How To Rank In Google by demolagilbert: 4:30pm On Apr 24, 2017
Quick question..how can one apply this to a website, especially one already completed and built with Opencart?

Wedding Suits and Gowns on [url]www.thebridengroom.com
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davidmark33:
I will explain to you exactly what SEO is, how is work and how I use it to get my site ranking on the first page of Google.

What Is SEO

SEO help in getting your site to the top of the search engine whatever words or word you are trying to rank for. if you have site like House painting for example, and you want your site to be at the top of Google every time someone search for House painting, then you need to use SEO to get there.

SEO is extremely lucrative because google gets many searches every day and if you do many links to get your site to the top of google for a good niche, then you can expect a massive visitors and sale every day. you can get much traffic from the social network and other places too.


What Is SEO Stand For?

SEO stand for Search Engine Optimization, which basically means it optimizing your site for the search engine. it may sound a little complicated but it really not, in fact, to get your site to the first page of Google, there are just 2 things you really need to do.

1. Have the words that you really want to rank for on your site.

2. Have other Quality sites linking to your site.

Let me explain a little bit more, the first things is having words you want to rank for on your site which we called Keywords. keywords are just a word your site is targeting if my site is targeting house painting then house painting is my keyword. and what you need to do is to make sure your keyword is placed throughout your site.

This might sound obvious but is really important, because Google will scan over your wore site looking all the words on that page to know what your site is all about and what words your site should be ranking for.

You can put your keyword in the article title, in your Domain name, in your content, in your image description, all of this google would see and say hey, I think this site must be about house painting, maybe we should have a turn-up when people Google house painting, pretty straight forward right.

Be very caution, don't overdo it though, you don't need to make every second's words on your site the keyword you to want to rank for. the last thing you don't want on your site is to say, welcome to house painting, the house painting site, house painting for people, who want to paint their house, house painting tricks, house painting books and so on. don't do that is no need, it would just make your site look spamming to Google.

Instead just drop your keyword in here and there, make it sound natural and just keep in mind that you want to include it on your site, there is really no need to over do it. putting your keyword on your site is easy and the easy tricks is the second things you need to do to get your site ranking in google.


2. Having Other Quality Sites Linking To Your Site.

find a high-quality website to drop a link that points to your site. the reason is quite simple and once you understand this you will basically understand why some site rank better than others in google. you see Google doesn't have time to manually go through each site and say that one is Good, that one is bad, this one should be at the top, they just don't have some Dude seating in the desk deciding which site rank well.

What google does is, they scan every website on the internet and they look at every link on every page, then every time they see one website linking to another website, google see it as a vote for that website and give it a little Boost on the search engine.


when Google see Site A is linking to Site B, they say hay, site B must be pretty good if site A is linking to them, maybe we should rank them a little better in the search engine. Than if Site B get a lot of link from other websites, that site rise to the top of search engine.

In SEO we call that link from other sites 'backlink' So remember it 'backlink' they link from other sites to your site. and you want them because the more of them you get the better your site rank and the more money you make. So the name in the game is to really just to get high-quality backlink as possible, because if you can get more high-quality backlink than your competitor then your site will rank better, it would get more traffic and it would make more money,

You must be wondered what exactly counts as a high-quality backlink? and why don't we can just get a link from any website?

Well, a high-quality backlink is just a link from a website that as been around for a while that establish and itself as a lot of other sites linking to it. and the reason you want a link from the high-quality website is because Google give more weight to a site that is around for a while than other website or blog that is only set-up yesterday or that is full of spam.

For example, if you want to score a link from a seriouly establish sites like Wikipedia or CNN.com then that will be weight more valuable than a link from some random blog that was only just set-up yesterday that nobody as ever heard off. and that is the reason I really focus on high-quality backlink from a high-quality website, is all about quality over quantity.

in fact many time, I have been easy to outrank website that has hundred of backlink from a low-quality website with just a handful of backlink from a high-quality website. but this's something a lot of people don't get about SEO.

there are tons of guys out there running around spending all of their time building thousand of low-quality backlink from a spamming website, and they are wonder why guys like me able to outrank them with a fewer backlink.

Here is a big question I sure you may be wonder, How do will get
High-quality backlink sites to link to us?

Is not like we can just email cnn.com and say hay link to me bro, but the things is, you don't need a backlink from CNN because there are tons of other Establish authority website out there that would actually let you sign-up and create a link yourself.

Am talking about facebook.com, twitter.com, reddit.com, pinterest.com all of this site as well thousand of other let you create an account so you can then post your link to them, the more and another technique you can use is to search for a forum that are related to your niche. you can just search for your niche forum in Google and you will find tons of niche related forum that you can sign-up and post your link.

I will not get into where to get your link and how because I already cover that many time on this blog, basically there are tons of other quality sites you can sign-up and post your backlink to yourself.

I know this can't be that easy, but the thing is, it can, a lot of people is over complicate this SEO thing, they say you need to buy an expensive box of software that is worth hundred or even thousand of dollars to build thousand of backlink to your site.

the things is, you really don't need that software, if you just stick to the basic and choose a Good low competitor niche and set-up a site that targets that niche and then you build high-quality backlink to your website, you can get top ranking, you can get visitors, and you can get sales.

Don't go for those advanced SEO tools that do everything for you with one click, just stick to the basic and promise you my basic really works. Good Luck

From: http://www.seoquick.in/2017/04/seo-for-begininers-how-to-rank-in-google.html
Car Talk › Re: Prevalence Of Wrong Auto Diagnostics In Nigeria by demolagilbert: 11:07am On Mar 01, 2017
The prevalence of wrong diagnosis on ailing vehicles in Nigeria will stay on the rise until car owners are ready to do the needful. I have handy, easy to use diagnostic scanner which i sell, and i always tell my customers...the joy for me isn't in just making this sale, it's in you actually using this technology as it should be. I don't know about everyone else, but i am attached to my cars, and i properly maintain them, and yes they give me great joy and a pleasurable experience every damn time on account of this decision. I don't know why a person would buy a 2010 model car or whatever and decide to completely trust the expertise of a mechanic who cant even spell brake pad correctly, someone who probably trained working on a 1965 peugeot..it beats me really. Fact is there is a gap, advancements have been made in auto-mobile technology, and there is the need to keep up. The kazeems aren't doing a good job of keeping up. There is a dearth of those who are skilled and in tune with the workings of cars today. The solution? Car owners should develop keen interest to learn about these things, the internet avails abundant information. Car owners should have diagnostic equipment to run scans on their cars when necessary. It's that simple. Anyone who is still at the mercy of some mechanic in 2017 is just a mentally lazy person, i dare say and truly deserves to have his car negative re-modelled by his kazeem.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by demolagilbert: 2:21pm On Feb 25, 2017
AisleXpress prides itself as being the ONLY online bridal and suit store in Nigeria. With our vast collection of suits and gowns, sourced from some of the finest foreign and indigenous designers, shopping for outfits for that dream wedding has never been easier. Our mission is to constantly improve on quality service delivery to our teeming customers. To this end, we are currently recruiting young, smart, and entrepreneurial individuals to become part of the AisleXpress team!

Up-To-Date Resume and cover letter should be sent as a single-file doc/pdf attachment to jobs@thebridengroom.com, stating the job applied for/ name/ preferred location as the subject of the mail eg. Manager/ Aminu Olabisi Ifeanyi/ Ibadan. Applicants that do not heed to the outlined instructions will NOT be considered.

Visit www.thebridengroom.com for more information about us.


Job role: Manager- Akure & Ibadan outlets
Responsibilities and required attributes
The outlet manager will report to the Divisional Sales Manager. The manager is responsible for the day to day running of business at his/her outlet. The individual will handle sales, rentals (as the case may be), the reporting of all transactions in real-time on our sales tracking software, protocol for cash payments and subsequent lodgements, and other administrative duties. He/ She will equally handle the logistics of delivery of products to customers within the outlet’s territory. The individual must be very numerate, have a keen eye and pay great attention to detail. To this end, excellent reporting skills are a MUST! Because the manager is the face of AisleXpress in his/her territory, a great degree of professionalism must be portrayed to our customers at all times and as such, excellent oral communication skills are also a MUST!

Qualifications
Not more than 30 years old
Minimum of 2 years work experience
Possess a university degree, any discipline, but must possess and exude a ‘CAN DO’ attitude.
Minimum of Second Class Lower
Be either in the location of choice or be willing to move to the location of choice but not at AisleXpress’ expense
Have a sense of style

Job role: E-Channel Manager- Lagos
Responsibilities and required attributes
The E-Channel Manager will be directly responsible for the e-assets of AisleXpress. The individual will manage all the social media marketing structures currently in place to ensure that AisleXpress has maximum visibility in the social media space, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter etc. The individual must have a keen eye and great attention to detail. To this end, excellent written and oral communication skills are a MUST! The individual will be responsible for the AisleXpress website, web content, SEO processes, addition or modification of existing content, products, categories, appearance etc.

Qualifications
Not more than 30 years old
Minimum of 2 years work experience.
Possess a university degree, preferably Computer Science; however other disciplines that have VERIFIABLE experience in social media marketing and web design can also apply.
Minimum of Second Class Lower
Be either in the location of choice or be willing to move to the location of choice but not at AisleXpress’ expense
Have a sense of style

Remuneration- Attractive.


Deadline: March 18, 2017
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by demolagilbert: 2:20pm On Feb 25, 2017
AisleXpress prides itself as being the ONLY online bridal and suit store in Nigeria. With our vast collection of suits and gowns, sourced from some of the finest foreign and indigenous designers, shopping for outfits for that dream wedding has never been easier. Our mission is to constantly improve on quality service delivery to our teeming customers. To this end, we are currently recruiting young, smart, and entrepreneurial individuals to become part of the AisleXpress team!

Up-To-Date Resume and cover letter should be sent as a single-file doc/pdf attachment to jobs@thebridengroom.com, stating the job applied for/ name/ preferred location as the subject of the mail eg. Manager/ Aminu Olabisi Ifeanyi/ Ibadan. Applicants that do not heed to the outlined instructions will NOT be considered.

Visit www.thebridengroom.com for more information about us.


Job role: Manager- Akure & Ibadan outlets
Responsibilities and required attributes
The outlet manager will report to the Divisional Sales Manager. The manager is responsible for the day to day running of business at his/her outlet. The individual will handle sales, rentals (as the case may be), the reporting of all transactions in real-time on our sales tracking software, protocol for cash payments and subsequent lodgements, and other administrative duties. He/ She will equally handle the logistics of delivery of products to customers within the outlet’s territory. The individual must be very numerate, have a keen eye and pay great attention to detail. To this end, excellent reporting skills are a MUST! Because the manager is the face of AisleXpress in his/her territory, a great degree of professionalism must be portrayed to our customers at all times and as such, excellent oral communication skills are also a MUST!

Qualifications
Not more than 30 years old
Minimum of 2 years work experience
Possess a university degree, any discipline, but must possess and exude a ‘CAN DO’ attitude.
Minimum of Second Class Lower
Be either in the location of choice or be willing to move to the location of choice but not at AisleXpress’ expense
Have a sense of style

Job role: E-Channel Manager- Lagos
Responsibilities and required attributes
The E-Channel Manager will be directly responsible for the e-assets of AisleXpress. The individual will manage all the social media marketing structures currently in place to ensure that AisleXpress has maximum visibility in the social media space, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter etc. The individual must have a keen eye and great attention to detail. To this end, excellent written and oral communication skills are a MUST! The individual will be responsible for the AisleXpress website, web content, SEO processes, addition or modification of existing content, products, categories, appearance etc.

Qualifications
Not more than 30 years old
Minimum of 2 years work experience.
Possess a university degree, preferably Computer Science; however other disciplines that have VERIFIABLE experience in social media marketing and web design can also apply.
Minimum of Second Class Lower
Be either in the location of choice or be willing to move to the location of choice but not at AisleXpress’ expense
Have a sense of style

Remuneration- Attractive.


Deadline: March 18, 2017
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Crime › Re: Lady Stabs Man Trying To Rape Her (Graphic Photos) by demolagilbert: 12:58pm On Jan 23, 2017
Day11:
I pray if the suspect survive it.


Case will swiftly shifted to man slaughter.


She should pray more for him instead angry
I really dont care if the dude survives or not (def a hopeless person, dude was so hell bent even despite the intervention of another person). One thing i do know is that this absolutely cannot even lead to a manslaughter charge, much less a conviction. First there is trespassing, attempted rape (visible signs of struggle to prove it), a witness to the attempt (who even ended up sustaining grievious bodily harm), c'mon lets even assume the girls gave a fake account of the story, all the aforementioned evidence has pretty much indicted the dude. So if he dies, it was self defense (you dont have the luxury of dialling 911 while you're being raped), and if he lives, he goes to jail. In both skenarios as falz would say, ONLY the nigga is going down.
Business › Re: INFERNO - Nigerian Breweries Lagos Is ON FIRE by demolagilbert: 8:59am On Dec 25, 2016
fados4sure:
I study Polymer in Auchi Poly HND

Environmental Science in Cyprus MSC

Currently studying Public Health/Chemistry in BTU COTTBUS IN GERMANY
I know what am telling you about Alcohol
Emm, i have experientially out of curiosity put out a fire with beer. I dont know the studies you carried out on beer specifically, but i'm a scientist too and i know 5%part by vol alcohol WILL NOT be considered anywhere near flammable. Here is someone else who has put out a fire with beer in case you assume i made my own story up http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/09/firefighter-puts-out-fire-beer-truck_n_4570896.html

Merry christmas all
Education › Re: Breakdown Of The Result Of AROR OGHENERUKEVWE From The Database Of OAU by demolagilbert: 10:51pm On Dec 23, 2016
I personally appreciate that the provost at least gave feedback. Now impersonally, like i already stated in the thread that birthed this discourse, I will apportion no blame to that girl. Her only wrong in this case is being born a Nigerian and in Nigeria. This same girl is one who if she was in other 'sane' climes we would probably read of her exploits on this same Nairaland and we would have accolades for her then. But unfortunately she is here, and all we have to say is crap like her waec was poor, as some so mindlessly put it. I will apportion no blame to her if an institution like OAU couldn't put up a fully functional website to handle this. Logically, i cannot blame her for being unable to upload something that the website couldnt handle as basic as that is. I wouldnt blame her cos even if she complained at that time about the website her complaint would probably be as effective as someone screaming Hello! in a desert. I would apportion blame on the pathetic system that seeks to rubbish everything good and just in the land and in the lives of the 'lights' that shd erstwhile illuminate this gloomy, hopeless country. So many potentials, great things and people, so many have had their light snuffed out and here is how it begins... killing passions, killing dreams.....
Education › Re: Girl Laments Over Her Inability To Secure Admission After Scoring 320 In JAMB by demolagilbert: 8:34am On Dec 22, 2016
Some comments here are just so appalling. Why do we just encourage some inane things, i mean some obviously messed up things...so because some dumb fools in the corridors of power, some of who and whose children can never match this young girl's intelligence, deemed it fit to scrap something as important as post-jamb, some pple come here and allude that her waec result is not good enough. How dare you!!! My younger brother is so so intelligent and his results weren't quite this impeccable. Who amongst those making those comments can boast of having such a result in waec or jamb..i mean how can a rational person not see that the stupid system is what should be castigated here and not to rubbish the efforts of a girl whose only wrong in this matter is to have been born a Nigerian...this same girl in developed climes would probably be in Harvard..Intelligent Nigerians are breakin academic records all over the world, and we have one here whose efforts are being rubbished and YOU are saying she wasnt good enoughhuh May God forgive those who said crap about this matter today. You really need forgiveness for being so blind to the truth and being so unfair
Investment › Re: Help A Nairalander Get Her Shares Back by demolagilbert: 4:09pm On Oct 19, 2016
Which i had already most simply told her. Davide factor in racked up charges, abi have you forgotten about annual brokerage fees? That money is already in minus
Investment › Re: Help A Nairalander Get Her Shares Back by demolagilbert: 12:40pm On Oct 16, 2016
Hadez:
I don't know if this is the right section for this. My mother bought shares at omega bank and skye bank for about 20 thousand naira about 13 years ago and since then she didn't check up on them anymore.

We moved from out previous residence to a new one years after and she later forgot about the shares. So few months ago she was doing a general clean up and she saw documents from her 13years old shares and she has been thinking of a way out.

Please help us. How can we get here shares? huh
Well you could go to the registrars as the poster above has pointed out, but i wouldn't bother if i were you and here's why.. Skye bank share price has been bobbing ard 60kobo for a while now, my guess is she prolly bought higher than the current price, or maybe she bought lower (even then it cant be significantly lower ie. it most likely wouldnt be less than 50kobo). What this means is the amount has most likely remained same or even less after the 13yrs. As for Omega bank, they were sold to Spring bank during the period of the bank mergers, and even the spring bank have gone under for about 4-5years now. So that one is pretty much a lost cause. Now factor in the racked up charges from the registrar for 13yrs, and you'll find out that you may not even have any money left to salvage, you might even be owing. That's my take.
Christianity Etc › Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by demolagilbert: 10:38am On Sep 26, 2016
Nigerians and inane sentiments!!!! He made a post, and tagged it his 'favourite passage' (or am i missing somethinghuh) and some people have the nerve to say he is mocking God. Blind and baseless comments! Since when did quoting a verse which infact exists become tantamount to mocking God..anyone who says this is mockery or blasphemy should in effect cease to quote any verse in the bible, since now quoting a verse in the bible is blasphemy....Jeez!!!!
Investment › Re: SEC Warns Nigerians Of The Dangers Of MMM, Calls It Fraud by demolagilbert: 1:41pm On Sep 01, 2016
Mehn pple shd just stop arguing about this thing already! Jeez that's all i see on nairaland these days. A person has the right to do whatever they please with their money. All the AIM global noise has died down, now this. This is 2016, i personally don't care or feel the slightest pang of pity for anyone who loses money to a scam or ponzi scheme or fraud or even legitimate bizniz. It's all a game of risks..some of us will be careful and do due diligence, others believe the higher the risk, the higher the reward. Win it all or lose it all, it's the person's money, be it an epic gain or loss. Period!
Car Talk › Re: Why You Need To Run A Scan On Your Vehicle Before Repairs by demolagilbert: 1:11pm On Sep 01, 2016
In more developed climes where these cars come from, car owners typically have their own scanners and well it's no wonder they have good used cars to export. A car owner should have his scanner, that is how you take the power out of the mechanics hands and KNOW the state your car is in rather than being TOLD the state your car is in. We sell and distribute one of such scanners. Pretty much a unit that is basic, portable and easy to use. It reads codes linked to the power-train i.e engine and the transmission for all car models made from 96 till date, excluding the diesel powered cars. It doesn't read the chassis (ABS, electronic suspension, steering systems and such) nor body codes (climate control, srs/airbags). It is on a promotional offer of only 18000NGN per unit, redeemable only in September 2016. Quote me, if you require any additional information. Regards!
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by demolagilbert:
In my experience, there is an allowance for up to 0.02pts. Dunno if that has changed now. I have in the past been successful at a bid due to the fact that my stop rate wasn't higher than the bid rate by more than 0.02, infact on that occasion i had been advised on this by the bank staff handling it before placing the bid, it was my first bid experience and it went through i.e. i got the prevailing stop rate. However, i haven't bidded above the stop rate in recent times. Bottom line there may still be hope for y'all whose rates were higher by not more than 0.02.
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Didnt Travel To US - Ekiti PDP by demolagilbert: 1:08pm On Aug 09, 2016
jpphilips:
It is ok, in 2007 your parents could not afford electricity so you did not follow the Jefferson's case, it is not your fault that you are sourcing information from a r@tard like Fayose, your situation is pitiable though understandable, like Obama asked;
"One day Donald will doubt if we actually made it to the moon"
The good thing about the internet is that low lives who used to hawk Casera in Lagos have found a voice, if you had a TV in 2007, you would have seen the docked Aisha Buhari who testified against Jefferson.
Its ok you missed out that part, lets blame it on your humble beginnings, such is life. I can not believe that Nigerians could miss out such widely televised scandal and have the impetus to tell the the world how empty they are, who else missed the september 11 attacks? generational dumbos!!
Mister, i have two thumbs up for you! You are so right, i read some comments/posts that are so inanely ludicrous, and just get even further discouraged that there might be no hope in sight for this zoo of a country. Mehn!
Crime › Re: Rapist “Baddo” Burnt Alive In Ikorodu (Graphic Photos) by demolagilbert: 1:41pm On Jul 24, 2016
Timbuktou:
Yet, you hate jungle justice. One would think you cultured with the comments you've made on this thread. Alas, you're given to base instincts like the worst of us.

See the venom wey you dey release on top typed words wey no even affect your computer. Na when dem expand your daughter yansh you go keep calm? You fit?
Timbuktou see ehn God bless you for this statement and exposition. it's easy to preach, but hard to practice what's preached. A rabid dog has to be put down..and that's exactly what has happened in this case. To thi k of the number of lives this animal has ended and those he has scarred physically and emotionally for life! Good riddance to bad rubbish!
Autos › Re: Honda Civic @750k by demolagilbert:
Could you post pictures of the car's interior and engine bay pls? It's clearly d LX trim judging by the absence of the sunroof, and the use of brake drums in lieu of brake discs in the rear tyres. But what engine size is it, 1.8 or 2.0. Aaargh manual tranny right? What other issues are worthy to note? After you'v posted the pictures i'll put a call thru to you to begin negotiations.Thank you.
Science/Technology › Re: What Kind Of Snake Is This? by demolagilbert: 2:58pm On Jul 06, 2016
1. It's not a mamba, mamba are either green or black..and they are both very very bad news. The black mamba's inner mouth is black hence the name..mamba are typically very very long..this snake is not green and is not a black mamba.
2. It is not a rattle snake or a viper. Chances are you cant find a rattle snake in Nigeria. It's like saying you can find a tiger in Nigeria. Even vipers arent so much in these parts. Vipers are not so long, thick in the middle and have a big, ugly head, usu thats a very easy way to identify them, same for rattle snakes except the rattle snake has a signature tail that vibrates and gives a rattling sound as a warning..hence the name rattle snake.
3. Seeing as the man closely observed the head, it's most likely not a venomous snake. Even when the fangs are retractdd, you would still see it with close observation as the op has done.
4. I think it's just a non-venomous snake that preys on small animals, rodents, lizards, insects and such.
Politics › Re: Ben Bruce, Dangote, AMCON and the Buhari Factor by demolagilbert: 8:08pm On Jun 24, 2016
obailala:
Just to cure your ignorance, that the business was possessed by AMCON does not mean the business has been closed or workers sacked. The business is still functional as we speak nobody gets to lose his/her job.

With that settled, here are some questions for you;
1. What does the case of a businessman vs bank have to do with politics or Buhari?
2. Are you suggesting that bank debtors shouldn't pay their debts any more because they employ people?
3. Or are you suggesting that the FG bails out a private business?

Bailing out a private business isn't a bad idea especially when it employs a lot of people, but are you aware that AMCON initially buying over this bad debt from Union bank is already a case of FG bailing out this private business?... how many times should government bailout a single private business?...
Obailala, at several points i meant to comment..but at every turn you took the words right out of my mouth. I implore you to say no more. You have addressed all the issues quite maturely and succinctly. Just say no more. Badgering on would be like arguing with a phony policeman who managed to drag your car to the station..have you ever been in that scenario? You cant win! He's phony! and wont use or see reason.
Car Talk › Re: Naija Kazeems Wahala by demolagilbert: 2:41pm On Jun 18, 2016
The more reason why car owners shd take the initiative to own a diagnostic scan tool. There are simple inexpensive units that any car owner can buy and use. In the western world, most car owners own one of such. You dont have to get your hands dirty, but at least you can learn to run a diagnosis on your car to know if and when faults do come up, rather than being in the dark and giving your mechanic the power to take advantage of your ignorance, or paying ridiculous amts to run simple diagnosis at car service centres, that you could well do yourself...i'm a player in that market, a unit sells for as low as 20k, and it was even much lower but for the FOREX constraint. How much is that to invest in a car you bought with good money? And would learning how to use such a simple and helpful device be so bad? Mind you when you have a bad experience with one 'Hakeem', you would know better than to applaud someone going into a surgery blind!
Romance › Re: See The Reasons She Won't Date Me (screenshots Attached) by demolagilbert: 8:19pm On Jun 14, 2016
[quote author=czarr post=46569239]She put sex on the table bro grin
Take it and stop asking questions,before she reconsiders.

Sex can make a girl change her mind,good sex, so prepare for it grin[/quot

czarr, just spoke my mind..She's leaving and she offered to have sex with you..have you listened to Celine Dion's "In his touch"huh Listen to that song bro and you shall know what to do next!

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