₦airaland Forum

Like say you nor know? Abosi.
It's called 'A Squirt'

Headline says 'Shatta Wale', body says 'Omay Lay' Ndi blogger-blogger.
Lolololo...

oginnite:
so quick ?

The earlier, the better before we exceed the numbers

This one has mucus in her cerebrum.

Side chick gone
Wife/Culprit ends up in jail
Husband remarries.

Don't kill or put yourself in trouble over a relationship. Be wise!

99thEnemy:

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How are you today?

I used Google image search and found this:
It’s a blunt-headed burrowing frog (Glyphoglossus molossus)
Link below:
https://www.thedodo.com/daily-dodo/people-are-having-a-tough-time-believing-this-chubby-frog-is-really-real

Let me go to Yaba and buy my winter jacket...

99thEnemy:

Stop casting me, else I'll knack you some jazz

Amuluonyenaego:
Even seeing her movie like this (power tussle).... Happy birthday mama nollywood.

Same here. Cousin influence cos Asaba movies can be so boring.

Meanwhile, why do Africans like to interfere in their son's affairs? I like the way he slapped his sister. A resounding slap it is!

post=98218878:
Lol
Okin tins na agbalagbis time o dearie.
Dem Chief Naptu times
Again,
We know you are in between indomie and future generations anyways

I'm not anywhere near indomie. I'm part of the future

Although I spent 50kobo. Does that make me a future baby geh?

post=98218086:
That awkward moment when a Cowbell generation dare call some people Indomie Generation.

#InsideLife
Orisirisi tins na him dey happen.......

Not even Okin biscuit?!

This is a new one...we learn everyday.

Kriss216:
Bride price for slim girls shouldn't be the same with other girls. Buhari should look into this.

God bless all slim girls!

Kriss216:
Na only “singlet and boxers” girls dey always come my way.
De.nique, I’m hoping you’ll do better this time.

I've been everywhere just looking for someone,
Someone who can buy me more than pant and bra...where's the magaaaaaa

Nousername4356:
Your no 1 point is the crux of the issue. I am scared I am going against God's word by proceeding to marry him. You know divorce is very controversial. At the same time, I am not sure if I will find someone as great as this guy. This guys treats me right! Just how I want and like it

Now that your faith has been established, I'd say DON'T...we both know why.

Although, the offer is tempting but there's more to life than monetary gains. Think about it.

I don't know your faith but according to God's word, it is a sin to marry a divorcee...he remains married to his ex before God. Only death can bring a union to an end.

As a babe and one bound by the constitution of Nigeria, it is not illegal to do so.

As a gold digger, I'd say, be a baby mama. 10m plus other Alhajis and/or Chiefs.

As it is my tradition, after every advice, I always leave the decision making to the advice seeker so they can never say I ruined their lives.

In the meantime, drop his number, pls. I'd like to counsel you two.

Ontario Ikorodu

babwilms:
The best place for you to go is Nigerian College Of Aviation Technology, Zaria, Kaduna State. I am currently their now. The problem is that I think the course is a waste of time and money here in Nigeria because the airline business in nigeria is actually shrinking and not expanding. If you really want to do it whyn not go to Europe or find another course to do here, like flight dispatcher( 800,000 naira) and it is only 6months and you can get a decent job outside this country.

Hello,
Did you eventually have a career in the aviation sector?

Zilja:
My daughter is working for an airline but it is in the States. Omni Airlines International which is actually based out of Dallas. She applied for Continental which is now United but Omni came first.

They sent her to ATL for training for about 6 weeks. The training was hands with learningall TSA rules and regulations. They would study and test the next day. If you didn't pass the test for the day they let you go.

She is enjoying it and seeing the wrold at the same time.

I'm not familiar with the local airlines there but I would think they work about the same.

Good Luck!!

Hello ma'am,
Did your daughter run the programme here in Nigeria or overseas?
Regards

What!!!

99thEnemy:
De.nique so you have a cheating Agenda

Kriss216 can tolerate all of that, No fear of dispute due to paternity fraud.

I'm only responsible for my post...not your understanding of it. That said, Kriss wouldn't have to spend on a DNA as he's in the know already!

Meanwhile, am I the only person who smiles and/or chuckles when making comments as this? NL is so much fun!


Have a great day, you two.

Kriss216:
Lol

More reason you need to flee.

There’s nothing like Alekwu in my place. Just saying sha

At least one can cheat in peace before ending up in pieces in your hands!

99thEnemy:
I am not Idoma oh!..

I am Tiv ----- KiddWaya's brother

Both are in Benue.

Kriss216:
Nawao

De.nique, Can you withstand Alekwu?

We are not many in my family o

99thEnemy:
Idoma People from Benue have one thing similar that they call Alekwu

If a woman swear the oath to Alekwu when getting married, it is believed if she commits adultery and does not confess so that the appropriate cleansing be carried out, the following steps will be taken out by alekwu in punishing her family.

First, the first male child of the family will die, followed by the remaining children. Their death will occur in such a way that it will be obvious that an offence has been committed against alekwu.

After the death of the children and the woman still refuses to confess, then she will be struck with paralysis which will eventually lead to her death if the cleansing is not done.

Also, if a man is aware that his wife is committing adultery and he is still eating her food, he will also be struck with paralysis which will eventually lead to his death if proper cleansing is not done.

Haaa!
On top onions and yam that I haven't even seen?!

Typical! They always beg after being caught.

I thought the post was about Topper Margarine

Na Imam go settle the matter

99thEnemy:
We will start with 50,000 large tubers of YAM.

check it out

Ehen?! Um, Kriss216, I didn't exactly say Benz or nothing. I meant Benz and/or other stuff toppings.

I have been seeing crops in my dreams...could this be it?! Hmmm...