₦airaland Forum

SmartProf:
RIP Sir. He has served his people, and every man will return back to dust someday. It's left to his maker to determine what eternity holds for him. It appears Pastor Righteousness89 is getting ready for a full message on Salvation. Brethren, let me hand over the mic to the ushers to find him.

ZINIBANKS:
I don't know how you people think but let do it this way
Put Jeff in your shoes
I walk up to you not knowing who the fuuuck I'm
You don't even know maybe if I fell from heaven
Am not related to you in any way
Am not working in your organization
We didn't have any business plan together
Am not the reason why you're rich and you're not the cause of me being poor
You're not my parents
and I walk up to you asking for that amount of money
Of course you won't give me
What you said up there is 100% impossible

EzzyCarter:
Hehehe. Talk about Nairaland's power couple . som'tn like Bonnie and Clyde Beyonce and Jay-z ... by the way, man, ama send you the invite when it's time

ZINIBANKS:
Mtcheeew I even senior him with 2 yrs

MrSensor:
Let me calculate 200 billion dollars into our own naira.

Offpoint:
Fun facts:

No matter how many human beings you sacrifice for ritual, you can never make such in 567,895 years to come

No matter how many countries you "Bomb" as an internet fraudster, you can never make such amount in 685, 876 years to come.

No matter Academical Degrees you obtain, you will never make such money in 757,875 years to come.

No matter the amount of fasting and prayers you offer, you can never make such money in 864,085 years.
BRAIN

FahBuLous:
Make him just carry the whole $200billion find correct 2odds put am, collect $400billion... Too much sense wee not kill me

supercase1:
Jealous woman spotted....

HomerTimpson:
EzzyCarter & Denique loading....

EzzyCarter:
Had a chick back then. She was a fan of the really long, claw like Cardi B kinda Acrylic fake nails . I was indifferent till one night during an intense missionary session, the next thing I felt was the burning, painful feeling of the skin on my back peeling . Aunty came and unknowingly "tigered" my back with her Jezebel nails. Mehn, long marks all over my back like I fought a lion. She kept saying sorry. Luckily for me, the scars totally disappeared after a few months. Imagine bearing the proof of sin all over my back for the rest of my life if the scars had remained


My second experience... I was forming The Rock with one massive thick ass chick so I wanted to give her while carrying her.(Not my first time of trying it with much lighter girls) As I was lifting her up, the next thing I heard was a snap on my left wrist . I ended up with a sprained wrist I had to endure weeks of excruciating pain . Friends were asking me what happened to my wrist when they saw it bandaged the next Monday. I told them it's a long story

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Problem....see as she bend head....the length of that hair too long...
Na horror movie we for experience.....all those horror movies way person head for dey plug commot.....she get luck
funny enough small money go dey with all these people them nor go use am for reasonable thing for house
Them go dey spend money for hairstyles.... braiding, twisting, kinky ball, Rihanna, crotchet, Bob Marley, chuku..side part.....they mix expensive cream....dey fix nails..dey fix eye lash...dey buy make up box

I shock to see the nails way our last born fix yesterday dey show light in the night.... just to subscribe her phone she nor dey fit....she go dey on my hotspot anyhow...
Female children are very funny and dramatic

StagethemTVee:
Hello Denique, been a while.

Samakus:
I strongly believe that if she had a father wielding the stick to compliment her mum's carrot, it would have been better

Lee99:
Abeg get out

EzzyCarter:
Trolling? Nah. I'm only giving honor to whom it's due

EzzyCarter:
May all our enemies expose themselves before this year runs out
. Apostle Righteousness89, over to you sir

Samakus:
I know say some girls dey dey loose but Erica's own is on another level walahi.

Single parenting bad gan

Quality20:
who knows? u may eventually inherit n marry de girl tomorrow after she must have been born again.

Samsimple:
life is really something else.. my dad just died this morning. who would have thought, i was so full of joy after Bayern Munich win only to be greeted with this sad news

Nilknarf:
Righteousness89 shoulders right now: