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Romance › Re: My Experience Living With An Average Nigerian Girl. by Denique(f): 4:34pm On Jul 18, 2020

mankan2k7:
Buy chin chin, buy popcorn, buy cold minerals

Oshodi comes to mind...with their angelic voices grin

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Education › Re: How Private School Owners Are Dubiously Cheating Their Teachers by Denique(f): 3:12pm On Jul 18, 2020

mikeybrainy:
Sis please I need work too
Please help me

Hi,
Well noted. Should any offer come up I'll let you know as I am yet to reach a conclusion with the moniker I quoted on behalf of the person who needs someone.
Regards.

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Education › Re: Meet The Most Expensive Cow In The World That Sold For $1.2million (photo). by Denique(f): 7:14pm On Jul 17, 2020

CowNU

Education › Re: How Private School Owners Are Dubiously Cheating Their Teachers by Denique(f): 6:47pm On Jul 17, 2020

Makavelli25:
I am also in lagos
Anything

Wanted to make you an offer at a shawarma spot for when school will resume. If you can and stay on the mainland, do PM me.

Regards.

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Romance › Re: My Experience Living With An Average Nigerian Girl. by Denique(f): 6:44pm On Jul 17, 2020

SimSify:
Please reserve 2 seat for me.. Front row.. not VIP..
Thanks..
OP please make it long and interesting..
Magu and NDDC wahala Don too much..

Alwaysachick:
Please reserve a sit for me

Well noted! grin

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Education › Re: How Private School Owners Are Dubiously Cheating Their Teachers by Denique(f): 5:50pm On Jul 17, 2020

Makavelli25:
Ogun state, ilaro

Oh, so sorry. Thought you were in Lagos.
It is well!

Romance › Re: My Experience Living With An Average Nigerian Girl. by Denique(f): 5:42pm On Jul 17, 2020

oluwaseyi0:
Aeroplane pilot, please park I want to come down here

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Education › Re: How Private School Owners Are Dubiously Cheating Their Teachers by Denique(f): 5:36pm On Jul 17, 2020

Makavelli25:
8k sir
Its a primary school,i was teaching basic 3,
I was just doing it till when jamb starts giving admission

Where's your location?

Crime › Re: Dead Babies Found In Refuse Dump In Calabar (Disturbing Photos) by Denique(f): 4:40pm On Jul 17, 2020*

remsonik:
Jesus christ! , this is serious o. Anyone who did this is mentally wasted.

The souls of this baby will fight the murderers and they will never know peace all through their days on earth.

Amen!

God, on behalf of these babies, let the perpetrators of this evil not hear the cry of a baby nor carry one to terms. May they never take-in in their lives whether they repent or not until they can bring these ones back to life.

May good things be far from them and if any of them is, by chance, my relative, may God punish you even more!

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Celebrities › Re: Davido To Wizkid At 30: “You Are A Legend And The Greatest Of All Time” by Denique(f): 4:32pm On Jul 17, 2020

EzzyCarter:
Nah, Nancy is my Fiancee so we're good and she's your namesake too

Oh, about the batter, send me a PM when it's fully risen so we can make some cupcakes and Choc Bread, I've got a Bakery

Am I the one decoding wrongly @ your first and last lines? shocked

Speak, for your “Nancy” heareth. wink

BTW, I think we both have a mission...to derail every thread starting off with the original post cheesy

Now, who are you? I want to know angry

Celebrities › Re: Davido To Wizkid At 30: “You Are A Legend And The Greatest Of All Time” by Denique(f): 4:01pm On Jul 17, 2020

EzzyCarter:
Huh Adenike, don't tell me your spoken Yoruba is "half-baked" anyways, ama tutor ya provided you can pay my fees ...

How about we mix both? Pepsi+Fanta= some fancy Fan-Si

I'd say “half mixed” as the batter hasn't yet incorporated to be baked tongue

Pardon my initial refusal to learn it undecided

...and I hope “Nancy” does not pick offense with your last line?

Celebrities › Re: Davido To Wizkid At 30: “You Are A Legend And The Greatest Of All Time” by Denique(f): 1:00pm On Jul 17, 2020

EzzyCarter:
Hehehe ; I'm on my way already. Would you like some Pizza and coke?

are you a fan of his tho?

I'm a huge fan of his music even though my spoken Yoruba is soooo horrible embarassed

Fanta or Pepsi... cool

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Celebrities › Re: Davido To Wizkid At 30: “You Are A Legend And The Greatest Of All Time” by Denique(f): 9:45am On Jul 17, 2020

EzzyCarter:
Wow. I was a fan before I saw this post. Now I'm a f^cking Air Conditioner

Btw, the only GOAT I know is Yinka Ayefele

Coincidentally, I am listening to his songs being played by my DJ neighbor. Wow!
Ayefele toun bere o...EMA Ku ikale...

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Celebrities › Re: Nine Prominent Yoruba Actors, Actresses Who Are Non-yoruba by Denique(f): 3:59am On Jul 16, 2020

jaxxy:
Are u kidding me??

Bt wait so Fathia Balogun is a delta name?? I mean even the 1st name not the surname?? Op explain pls

Her actual name is FAITH... she modified it after she got married to her Muslim husband.

RIKADO AGBOR is from Cross river not Delta.

Liz Da Silva is a Nigerian-Togolese. She's a first generation Nigerian but her root is Togolese regardless of which part of that side she came from.

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Crime › Re: Ghanaian Pastor Rain Curses On Ex-members Who Stole His Members To Form Ministry by Denique(f): 8:17pm On Jul 15, 2020*

EzzyCarter:
Amen and Amen...

Hushpuppi of a pastor? Mehd
Fixing the table so school kids can use it ? You've got a sweet heart ma'am wondering if that makes you a sweetheart? @bolded

Yea, as "a one table/desk to a child advocate" tongue

I think I am but I'm sure you are! wink

arrivederci... cool

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Crime › Re: Ghanaian Pastor Rain Curses On Ex-members Who Stole His Members To Form Ministry by Denique(f): 1:39pm On Jul 15, 2020

EzzyCarter:
My dear, this table is already shaky ... let's not shatter it completely

No, I won't...infact, I'm trying to fix this up for when schools will resume.

I really do not have the strength to pen my thoughts on the Hushpuppy of a pastor. So, now, they STEAL MEMBERS? HUMAN MEMBERS??MEMBERS IN HUMAN FORM huh

...members seeking the Kingdom of God he claims to profess?
He should be happy afterall...right?

Lord have Mercy on us all!

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Crime › Re: Ghanaian Pastor Rain Curses On Ex-members Who Stole His Members To Form Ministry by Denique(f): 12:59pm On Jul 15, 2020

EzzyCarter:
Same way a grocery shop owner would curse a rival seller for stealing her customers...dat thing dey pain!

Is someone implying they are both into commodities or am I missing something?... lipsrsealed

Education › Re: 10 Most Literate Countries Of Africa. by Denique(f): 12:49pm On Jul 15, 2020

dinoplus:
Has Nigeria finally been sold? Where is my country?

Second list;
“10 Most Illiterate Counties of Africa”

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Celebrities › Re: Michael Jackson's Disturbing Autopsy - Tattoos, Rotting Feet & Skin Change by Denique(f): 11:59am On Jul 15, 2020

saaron:
If Micheal Jackson wasn't proud being black, he wouldn't have produced the music video "Do You Remember" depicting the real ethnicity of ancient Egypt as Blacks.
His predicament started when he got Vitiligo, a discoloration of the skin disorder, and a burn he suffered on his head while running commercials on hair products for a company.

ONE NIGERIA DOES NOT EXIST!

It was actually a commercial for Pepsi. The clip's on YouTube.

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Phones › Re: Data Price To Drop By 60% by 2025, Says Pantami by Denique(f): 9:32am On Jul 14, 2020

Who go dey Nigeria that time? undecided

Romance › Re: Which Is The Easiest Phase Of Life To Have Sex? University, Streets Or NYSC by Denique(f): 6:05pm On Jul 13, 2020

NewDelhi:
NYSC for where? I noticed most NYSC girls form hard to get. The only source of sex is the locals if you're Inna rural location. And they're usually dirty and unkept. To me it's a higher institution. Lots of hot blooded girls willing to explore and have fun.

Unkempt.

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Health › Re: Chinenyenwa Swanky Dies From Gas Explosion In Anambra state (Graphic Photos) by Denique(f): 10:16pm On Jul 11, 2020

SweetCunt97:
Pathetic. God continue to shield us from untimely death in Jesus name... Amen!

Amen!

Family › Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Denique(f): 9:37am On Jul 11, 2020

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Ogbeni use a flying cockroaches if possible
Girls fear cockroach die especially the flying one

I beg you in whatever you hold dear, DO NOT try this with me!

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Forum Games › Re: Who Can Interprete This Picture? by Denique(f): 11:25am On Jul 10, 2020

seanwilliam:
It's good we have nonsense woman here..

Forum Games › Re: Who Can Interprete This Picture? by Denique(f): 11:23am On Jul 10, 2020

1x2x3:
This picture depicts to healthy people what people with lung diseases feels like when doing basic things.

That's grasping for air, that asthmatic feeling.

Google "lungenliga".

They are a Swiss based Lung association who made that picture and several similar ones just to pass awareness message on lung disease.

Thumbs up to you!

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Forum Games › Re: Who Can Interprete This Picture? by Denique(f): 11:19am On Jul 10, 2020

seanwilliam:
She supposed sit down begin drink the water...

Incase you all are wondering...I'm the one liking the nonsense comments on this thread grin

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Business › Re: SHAWARMA/GRILLS SPOT FOR RENT by Denique(op): 12:32am On Jul 10, 2020

MrLekan95:
Hi...
I currently reside in kwara state, Ilorin.
An undergraduate student of the university of ilorin(Actually a suppose graduate but having an extra year)....
I've an experience in shawarma making, stir fried noodles, chicken and chips, asun, barbeque fish....

and I don't know if you could please find me a space to work with you... I'm also from Lagos, ogba ijaiye, that's where I grew up, and if you don't mind, I also have a small shop at ogba which I could lease out at very affordable price and I can bet the environment is very welcoming for this kind of business....

my only problem is the fear to set up and run a business alone....

Hi,
Pls send me a PM.
Regards

Politics › Re: Ganduje Dollar Video Played On Edo Biggest Roundabout Billboard by Denique(f): 5:18pm On Jul 09, 2020*

iLUCID:
Even with the very charges leveled against the Ize-Iyamu, PDP still made him their candidate in the last election. Did he suddenly become a cultist and thief after he left PDP? Joke's on you. The masses are the ones being deceived, including you.

Obviously, you missed the excerpt below;
“At least, they heeded the advice of Oshomole and dropped Iyamu to pick up the saint “Obaseki” as described by Oshomole (and endorsed by you guys in the last election) as the party running candidate.”

The joke's actually on you!

Politics › Re: Ganduje Dollar Video Played On Edo Biggest Roundabout Billboard by Denique(f): 10:43am On Jul 09, 2020

Politics › Re: Ganduje Dollar Video Played On Edo Biggest Roundabout Billboard by Denique(f): 10:27am On Jul 09, 2020*

Its official!

Our policitians are Nairalanders...someone suggested this on the previous FP thread and here we are. cheesy

Anyways, na dem sabi...they are all the same but it would be wise for Edo indigenes to go for the lesser devil in person of "Obaseki".

The other is ONLY deceiving himself with the "pastorship" title.

His members know him as a cultist and a thief who has a pending case with the EFCC.

How Zone-Bs manage to “slim fit” criminal cases against their own they ordinarily wouldn't if the dice was tossed is quite shocking to Buhari.

I ask again, what were your opinions about Eze-Iyamu when he contested under PDP in the last election?

Why are you lots suddenly changing the narrative to soothe your Zombiism?

Is this not the same Iyamu you all applauded Oshomole for for calling out and revealing his dark secrets?

As much as I KNOW the Nigerian politicians are all the same, you'd agree with me that PDP is on track in this imminent election.
At least, they heeded the advice of Oshomole and dropped Iyamu to pick up the saint “Obaseki” as described by Oshomole (and endorsed by you guys in the last election) as the party running candidate.

Don't tell me soiling Iyamu's name was all campaign strategies as it clearly shows that APC will do anything... even if it means smearing one's image to win an election.

With the last paragraph in mind, could you all now define INTEGRITY

No f00lish mentions, pls...otherwise, I go Nwamaikpe on y'all! undecided

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