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AlfaSeltzer:
It is a constitutional requirement that each candidate show his or her certificate. Everybody has done so except Buhari. Buhari can get hold of a copy of his certificate if he contacts WAEC office or Cambridge University. What's stopping him?

Dude!!! Once your certificate and copies are lost, it is lost.
You can't request another certificate, it can't be done. I think it is actually illegal to hold 2 of the same certificate.
All Buhari can do is get a body to verify his result as he did with his secondary school, or get Cambridge to give a certifying statement (not
an orginal certificate).
But Dude! you can't get another certificate.
Statement from the cambridge website:
If you have lost your exam results certificate, or need another copy of your results, we can issue you with a certifying statement. If you would like to receive a certifying statement, please read and complete the application form below, and return it with the appropriate fee, to the address on the first page of the form.
Moral of this story.. Always guard your certificates with ur life

Redeemed church missed the mark here.
We Christians know that God will never force anyone to heaven.
The act of compulsion will do the one being forced no good, instead they dreaded 6am as everyday
began, and in place of hailing it, dislike it. then compulsion engendered a spirit of rebellion (as in
the case of Seun Kuti), rather than a love for the very principles we Christians enjoy.

thegoodjoehunt3:

2. Learning from failure: Experience is the best teacher.l

We sometimes get this quote wrong..

Corrected:
Experience is the WORST teacher

Don't sit near the window..

Nigeria and Ugly bank notes... Ohhhh - A partnership made in heaven

Daresh:
Is that your problem? That she dated other guys who used and dumped her? You clearly dont like her enough because if you did, you would jump at the chance to show it.

What! I can't believe what I just read... Are you joking or you meant what you just wrote?
Why didn't she jump at the chance to be in a relationship with her so called friend.
Yaaa Right! Love! My ass.
OP! Don't even entertain the thought. She is in your past and let her stay there....

Moral of the story here is:
You can't have your cake after eating it.

History of sagging:
Sagging was started by the African Americans who were sent to jail,
prison officials removed belts from their prison wear afraid that the belt buckle could be used
as a weapon, prisoners found themselves sagging by default.
After they were released into society, it became part of the ex convict's DNA, and made them look tough.
guys, kids and others in the society saw it as cool and then copied the behaviour..
So anyone sagging is indirectly labeling himself or herself an ex convict.

Eden007:
I read people comment that keshi has provided results. Please what results are we talking about here? Football is rated on current form. In the last 10games keshi has coached, how many victories has the super eagles recorded??

Let me also remind you guys that nff couldn't inform the super eagles bench that at 2-1 with Libya playing goalless in their match, we would've qualified as best losers. Nff didn't even know that, SIA1 had to push the boys forward for the 'unwanted' 3rd goal which made us vulnerable to counter attack.

ours.

Story Story
So who is to blame for the goal.. NFF, Siasia or the players?

Oh Nigerians... Oh Nigerians... Here we go again..
Which one is Siasia for God sake. Siasia is hopeless.

Please let use use facts to rate Keshi and Siasia.

Experience
Assuming a Nations Cup appearance gives a coach 20 points
and a World Cup appearance gives a coach 50 points.

1. Keshi has 110 points and Siasia has 0 points

Achievements
Assuming a Nations Cup trophy gives a coach 50 points
and a World cup group qualification gives a coach 20 points

2. Keshi has 70 points and Siasia has 0 points

Currently coaching at the moment and not jobless
Assuming a current coaching job gives a coach 20 points
and a jobless coach gets 0 points

3. Keshi has 20 points and Siasia has 0 points

Inability to work with his players
Assuming a coach gets deducted 20 points for his inability to work with his player, quarrelling etc

4. Keshi has -20 points and Siasia -20points

Discovering new players
Assuming a coach get 5 points for each new player he discovers for the super eagles
Keshi has over 50 points, well to be fair lets give Siasia 10 points..

Keshi 230 points Siasia -10 points

With facts on ground, Keshi TOPS Siasia any day......

At the moment Nigerian football can be watched without sacrificing your sanity..

Let us not go back to the barbaric days of Nigerian football...Before Keshi came along

My 50 cents..........

Clearly a hoax....
Frequent power outage in Ghana, so how can it be true?
Power generation in Ghana is about 2,000+ Megawatt,Plssss OP is up to something....
Ghanaians are now calling their Electricity Company of Ghana ( ECG - Either Candle or Generator, ECG -Electricity Carry and Go,
ECG - esum kabii!!)

* Your first instinct is usually right
* A fear of the unknown keeps a lot of people from leaving bad situations. Don’t let this happen to you!
* Unless you try to do something beyond you have already mastered, you will never grow.
* The worst person to be around is someone who complains about everything and appreciates nothing.
* Never lend money to a friend, you will end up losing both.
* If you were not happy being single, you will never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it.
* Running away from your problems is a race you can never win.
* Be kind to people at the bottom of the ladder whilst you climb up in life, because you will meet them on your way down.
* Be careful with your words. Once they are said, they can be only forgiven, not forgotten.
* If you complain about the other team being better than you, you’ve already lost.
* A real man treats his lady the same way he wants another man to treat his daughter.
* Don’t worry about the world ending today; its already tomorrow in Australia.

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Ramnon2: Knowing that Mr Sawyer had recently arrived from Liberia, the doctor asked if he had been in contact with an Ebola patient in the last couple of weeks, and Mr. Sawyer denied any such contact. He also denied attending any funeral ceremony recently.

I thought Sawyer's wife said Sawyer's motive was not to spread the disease, because he avoided contact at the liberian airport.
Why did he lie?

Story

Money spent by Premiership clubs so far

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RADAMEL FALCAO
Manchester United have won the race for the Monaco striker, securing a loan deal for the Colombian. Whether they actually need another massively expensive injury-plagueed striker is not for me to sat. He is flying to Manchester to have a medical and discuss personal terms.

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More update soon

Arsenal are set to make an offer for Sevilla striker Carlos Bacca, 27.

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Manchester United will demand £5m from any club hoping to take forward Danny Welbeck, 23, on loan for the rest of the season.

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Arsenal have been pipped to the signing of Paris St-Germain midfielder Adrien Rabiot, 19,

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Gunners forward Joel Campbell, 22, has requested a loan move to Portuguese side Benfica.

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Tom Cleverley's £8m move to Aston Villa from Manchester United is under threat because of the 25-year-old midfielder's wage demands.

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Real Madrid are in talks with Manchester United over taking Mexico striker Javier Hernandez, 26, on a season-long loan.

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Sunderland are closing in on a loan move for Inter Milan forward Ricky Alvarez, 26.

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Tottenham will make a move for Southampton striker Jay Rodriguez, 25, and offer 23-year-old winger Andros Townsend as part exchange in a £14m deal.

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Southampton manager Ronald Koeman has lined up moves for Norwich winger Nathan Redmond, 20, and Celtic defender Virgil van Dijk, 23.

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Sunderland manager Gus Poyet is still hopeful of re-signing Liverpool forward Fabio Borini, 23.

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Valencia officials have met with representatives of Manchester City striker Alvaro Negredo, 29, to discuss a possible move ahead of Monday's deadline.

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Manchester United boss Louis van Gaal has ordered chief executive Ed Woodward to find willing buyers for six of his first-team squad.

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Former Tottenham striker Jermain Defoe, 31, is wanted by Queens Park Rangers. Defoe currently plays for Major League Soccer side Toronto but they have just sacked Ryan Nelsen, the manager who signed him.

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Newcastle United have had an offer for Lyon striker Alexandre Lacazette, 23, turned down by the French club.

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Celtic face a late dash to land a striker after Stefan Scepovic, 24, opted not to join the Scottish champions from Sporting Gijon.

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Fulham hope to sign defender Mark Hudson, 32, and striker Matt Smith, 25, from Championship rivals Cardiff City and Leeds United respectively.

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Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo, 29, will take a break from football to resolve the fitness issues that have hampered him since last season.

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Newcastle's 25-year-old French defender Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa could join Italian side AS Roma in a loan deal.

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Bayern Munich have signed 18-year-old forward Sinan Kurt from Bundesliga rivals Borussia Monchengladbach on a four-year deal.

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Real Madrid manager Carlo Ancelotti said "something has to change" after Los Blancos lost 4-2 to rivals Real Sociedad.

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Italian side Torino's 27-year-old midfielder and Arsenal-target Alessio Cerci has signed a three-year deal with Atletico Madrid.

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Newcastle want to sign Belgian defender Toby Alderweireld, 25, who currently plays for Atletico Madrid.

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Russian side Spartak Moscow will sign Swiss midfielder Xheridan Shaqiri, 22, for £16m from Bayern Munich.

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Inter Milan have offered £20m to Marseille for 21-year-old French midfielder Florian Thauvin.

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After signing striker Fernando Torres from Chelsea, AC Milan are hoping to land Blues midfielder Marco van Ginkel, 21, on loan.

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Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard, 34, believes former team-mate Luis Suarez, 27, engineered his move away from Anfield to join Barcelona.

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Real Madrid coach Carlo Ancelotti has appeared to hit out at striker Angel Di Maria following his move to Manchester United.

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Manchester United are interested in Roma midfielder Kevin Strootman, 24, but they will have to wait until January to get the deal done.

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OKRO hands, no wonder he couldnt catch MESSI's shots

RESULT OF YOUR PRANK
At least two persons have been feared killed and 20 others hospitalised in various hospitals in Plateau State after consuming excessive quantity of salt and bitter kola to prevent Ebola Virus Disease (EVD) attack.

The two, according to a source in Shendam who spoke with our reporter on phone, were rushed to the hospital by their family members after they suddenly collapsed in the morning, having consumed too much of salt over night. They later died of high blood pressure in the hospitals.

According to medical personnel in the hospitals where the other patients are currently taking treatment in Jos, some developed ulcer, while others stool profusely, having consumed the table salt in excess.
Details to follow

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/ebola-scare-two-feared-dead-20-others-hospitalised-over-excessive-salt-consumption/185745/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

text STOP to 1301 if you want Germany to stop scoring.
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Shouting and shouting with no sense of direction.. Typical Nigerian Movie garbage...

TVT KOKO: Please just try YORUBA!. Dat language is so swt dat i always feel d pain dat my mum being yoruba, didn't marry a yoruba and went to marry one ar$e-hole man,frm an arsé-hole tribe!

It pains me when those ar$e-hole pple use dere arsë-hole name to call an årse-hole me, Because i'm an ærse-hole! Yuck !

Racism

The Obama’s are Getting a Divorce! The Public Reacts to This (Fake) News, Not Realizing it’s Fake!

BIAS report, I am a Nigerian living in Ghana, AIT is one of the cheapest in Ghana, that is why it
attract a lot of Nigerians.
If you want quality education, pay quality tuition and you will get quality education.
AIT is cheap... Much like a community college

Hmmmmmm

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PATHETIC

TRUE

Cain’s offering was rejected by the Lord, probably for several reasons, including the fact
that it was not done in faith nor in the prescribed and revealed manner (Gen. 4:3–5).
He entered into an unholy covenant with Satan by which he became known as Master Mahan, or “master of this great secret,”
and by which he could “murder and get gain”.

When the two boys were older, Abel became a keeper of sheep, and Cain became a farmer.
God spoke to Abel, and Abel loved God and kept his commandments.

God spoke to Cain, but Cain mocked God, saying, “Who is the Lord that I should know him?”
Cain loved Satan more than God.

Abel obediently brought the new born lambs of his sheep and offered them as a sacrifice to the Lord.
Abel had faith in God; he believed that God’s Son, Jesus Christ, would one day sacrifice his life for all mankind.

Satan commanded Cain, “Make an offering unto the Lord.” For his sacrifice Cain brought crops from his field.
God could not accept Cain’s offering because Cain did not have faith in God. In giving his sacrifice,
Cain was obeying Satan, not God. Satan knew Cain’s offering would not be accepted, and he was pleased
that he had led someone to do wrong.

Cain was angry because his offering was not accepted, but the Lord still loved him. The Lord told Cain that if
he would make the right kind of offering, He would accept it. The Lord warned Cain that Satan wanted him
and he would come under Satan’s power if he did not obey the Lord’s commandments.

Cain became even more angry and refused to listen to the Lord. This brought Adam and Eve greater sorrow,
for Cain had chosen wickedness instead of righteousness.