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Boeing412: Dana Air Almost Killed Me Yesterday


We boarded a dana flight 9J-357(LOS-ABV) yesterday at MM2 Lagos finally @ past 5pm after an hour delay,only for the plane to taxi,rise into the air a bit and suddenly came down again!

Please explain yourself.
A plane can't rise into the air and then suddenly come down again without crashing.
When the pilot raises the nose up for takeoff, he has gone beyond V1 (Decision speed, beyond which it is impossible to abort a take-off and stop safely within the remaining runway length).

I find your story hard to believe. Or did the plane fly in the air, make a turn towards the airport and then returned
to the airport?

Answer these question: If you answer No to anyone, then run for your life
1. Did you apply to Premium Manifest for the position of Data Entry Officer?
2. Do you think a sensible company will ask Job applicant to pay money for documentation?
3. Do you have N3,000 to throw away?

Fake news

Hydroelectric

Hydroelectric station Community Type Capacity Year Name - reservoir River
Kainji Power Station Reservoir 800 MW 1968[1] Kainji Lake Niger River
Jebba Power Station Reservoir 540 MW 1985 Lake Jebba Niger River
Shiroro Power Station Reservoir 600 MW 1990 Lake Shiroro Kaduna River
Kano Power Station Reservoir 100 MW 2015[2] Hadejia River
Zamfara Power Station Reservoir 100 MW 2012[3] Gotowa Lake Bunsuru River
Kiri Power Station Reservoir 35 MW 2016 Benue River
Mambilla Power Station Taraba State Reservoir 3050 MW 2018 [40] Gembu, Sum Sum and Nghu Lake Donga River

Favorite foods are pulses such as peas and beans; greens such as lettuce, cabbage and grass;
and roots such as carrot or turnip. They also enjoy fruits such as banana, plum and strawberry;
and flowers like rose and poppy. Each individual has preferences, but most tortoises will enjoy eating
from the procession of different plants and flowers in the garden.

Most will need a dietary supplement in the form of cereal, which can be provided by brown bread
soaked in milk, or bran breakfast cereal. A cuttlefish may also be provided as a calcium supply.

True Blood's got a new Big Bad these days, and she's not like anything you've seen before. The show's newest cast member, a stunning beauty named Jessica Clark, made quite an entrance a couple weeks ago as Lilith, the mother of all the vampires

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]It's only in Nigeria you go to prison and come out a superstar/ president of something[/quote]Are you sure?
Cause the last time I checked:
South Africa President (ex)- Nelson Mandela
South Korea President (ex)- Kim Dae-jung
USA - Akon

haxan919: Akpos, a Ghanian, just got admission into one
of the Nigerian institutions.
At the first day of lecture, the following
conversation erupted…..
The Lecturer said, “let’s begin by reviewing
some Nigerian history.”
The Lecturer asked who said, “I shall return to
die in the land of my fathers?”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
Akpos, who had his hand up. Akpos replied:
“King Jaja of Opobo, 1875″”very good!” said
the lecturer.
Then, she asked again, who said, “The land
use act will feed the nation?” Again,
no response except from Akpos: ”Obasanjo ,
1976.”The Lecturer snapped at the class;
“class, you should be ashamed. Akpos, who is
new
to our Country, knows more about our history
than you do.”
The Lecturer heard a
loud whisper:”Ghana
must go”. “who said that?” she demanded,
Akpos put his hand up,”Buhari 1984.” At
that point, a student at the back scornfully
said;”Hmmm, you think you are smart?”
The Lecturer glared and asked; “All right!
Now, who said that?” Again, Akpos
said,”Babangida to
Abiola,1992.” Hmmm, a Student at the back
smilled “I dey laugh ooh” Akpos smiled back
and said Obasanjo to Atiku 2001. Now
furious,
another student yelled;”Oh yeah! Eat
this!” Akpos jumped out of his chair waving
his hand and
shouting to the Lecturer,”India n
mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998″
Now, with almost mob hyseria,
someone said; “You little poo. If you say
anything else, I’ll kill you.” Akpos frantically
yelled at the top of his voice; “Chris Uba to
Ngige,
2004!” The Lecturer
fainted, and as the class gathered around her
on the floor, someone said; “Oh
poo, we’re in Big trouble now!” Akpos
whispered; “Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele
Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007″, Someone
angrily said; “Dont answer him, he is a fool”
Akpos smiled nd replied; “Obansanjo to IBB,
2011″ Now, the Lecturer managed to get up
and asked Akpos; pls, who’re you? Show your
self..
Akpos jumped, yelled and said; Jonathan to
BOKOHARAM.

Hahahaha

Scenerio 1:
I switch off my light bulbs during the day when leaving the house
Light bill at the end of the month: N12,000

Scenerio 2:
I leave my light bulbs on when leaving the house
Light bill at the end of the month: N12,000

You don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure out why people leave their light bulbs on
when they are not around.

nuclearboy: Sorry but this is NOT a good move

I expected an INFORMAL STATE OF EMERGENCY - move in the big guns (if you want the entire Army, Navy and Air Force) all you want but don't make it official. Do NOT announce it.

What would that have cost? But ACN/CPC and the idiotic Northern Elders Forum said NO, so he had to 'prove himself", right?

NOW, all Boko Haram has to do is go someplace else and attack twice and everyone will scream "state of emergency" until those who hate him start to mock him with that as well. And if the boko haramists have any brains, that's what they will do. Just make random attacks in Rivers, Lagos and Abuja and effectively, Nigeria is an urban jungle, thanks to a good decision being implemented badly.

And if he backs down now or later from declaring states of emergencies all over, again the ridicule starts!

As I see it, this will end with the entire country becoming like as in Israel, in a permanent State of emergency.And only BH will laugh because you just made them bigger

In english please, i can't understand a word you are saying

Nigeria is like what hell will look like in the afterlife.

Policewoman: EFCC Arrests Former Bayelsa Governor, Timipre Sylva

In a statement released on Wednesday, the anti-graft agency said it arrived at his No. 3, Niger Street, Maitama, Abuja home at about 10am, but were informed that Sylva was not in town. They insisted on conducting a search on the apartment, since they had a court warrant and eventually found him hiding.

In the US, that is enough reason for jail time for whoever had said that he was not in town.
Lying to Federal Officials = Jail (Ask Marion Jones)

Your past is your past and should be in the past.
You dwelling on your past clearly shows you are not willing to live in
the present. (Remember, today is a gift that is why it is called - the present).
My advice:
Forget about your past - and I mean it seriously.
Learn to trust the one you love so that you will not end up driving him away.
Men process information differently from women.
I have been with friends who had girlfriends in similar position.
Some saw her as someone will be very unstable as a future wife
while other guys never knew their girlfriends had such troubling past
until later when she revealed it, but she never showed it or even gave a hint.
(That is clearly a woman who is focused and willing to live in the present and face the future)
Sorry I might sound harsh but its your life n future n happiness that we are talking about,
Don't ruin it.

Ex-Super Eagles star Chidi Odiah denies being a taxi driver in the US

Former Super Eagles defender, Chidi Odiah, 30, has released a statement denying recent reports that he now drives taxis in the US to survive after being let go by his Russian club, Cska Moscow. See his statement below...
My attention has being drawn to the slandering news going round the online media that I was spotted driving a Taxi somewhere in the United States of America.
I am taking this rebuttal path due to the hurt that story has caused my friends and family members. With due respect to taxi drivers who means of livelihood are through that means, I state, emphatically, that I am not a taxi driver neither am I in the United States of America . I am a professional footballer who loves my profession and yet to resign from playing football.
Chidi Odiah
http://lindaikeji..com/2013/05/ex-super-eagles-star-chidi-odiah-denies_4.html

He is an arrogant fool

Where is Siasia in the ranking?
No room for pathetic coaches in fifa ranking

Saka - I Don Port is taking over

https://img.youtube.com/vi/QUVdnzC19oU/0.jpg

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I have 1 problem with the Big Bang Theory
1. Speed of light vs speed of Matter
Light travels at 186,000 miles per second, or almost 670 million miles per hour.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, nothing moves faster than the speed of
light. In fact, according to his theory, anything that even approaches the speed of
light, of necessity must become converted to light. Therefore, if an object is solid,
it must move at a speed considerably slower than the speed of light.

For the sake of comparison, let's assume that in space all matter is traveling at
one-fifth the speed of light or 134 million miles an hour.
With this understanding, if our star was made from matter that came from the big bang,
then it becomes almost impossible to explain how light from the Big Bang could travel
for 12 billion years in order to reach the point it took us 13.7 billion years to get to
when we were traveling at one-fifth the speed of light, especially since we both came
from the same place at the same time. For that to happen, our planet would have to
have been going faster than the speed of light and then slowed way down to let
light catch up with us.

[quote author=gree-die]u don't feel anyhow. u r a fool, u know it, she knows it too.... end of.[/quote]hopeless

Attitude Adjustment

youngies: “I think it has been discovered that Magaji’s name was allegedly smuggled into the list of those pardoned and erroneously categorised as one of those convicted for phantom coup.

http://thenationonlineng.net/new/news/alamieyeseighas-saga-fg-may-review-pardon-list/

How gullible do they think Nigerians are?
So GEJ cannot read?
So the Council of State don't know their history very well?
So the Council of State did not deliberate on each name on the list before submitting the
said list to the president?
So nobody on the Council of State could even do a research on his own regarding the list?

I HATE THIS GOVERNMENT

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to
shut up.
.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes
is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.
.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission.
Don’t Do It!
.
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood
by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting
her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
.
6.) That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to
a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how ‘n
when you will pay for your mistake.
.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question,or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
.
8.) Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying F*** YOU!
.
9.) Don’t worry about it, I’ll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is
something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to
Turbo, then RUN!!!

BILL CLINTON NEVER PARDONED THEM
1. Bob F. Griffin (Bill Clinton didn't pardon Bob, he commuted his sentence - there is a big difference).
Commutation of sentence involves the reduction of legal penalties, especially in terms of imprisonment. Unlike a pardon, a commutation does not nullify the conviction and is often conditional. Clemency is a similar term, meaning the lessening of the penalty of the crime without forgiving the crime itself.
2. Anold Paul Prosperi (Bill Clinton didn't pardon Arnold)
While Prosperi was awaiting sentencing, Clinton commuted any total period of confinement that had already been imposed or could be imposed in the future. In essence Clinton placed a cap on the sentence Prosperi could recieve.
3. Melvin J. Reynolds - (Bill Clinton didn't pardon Melvin J. Reynolds) - He commuted the sentence
Reynolds was sentenced to five years in prison, thus he expected to be released in 1998. However, in April 1997 he was convicted on 15 unrelated counts of bank fraud and lying to SEC investigators. These charges resulted in an additional sentence of 78 months in federal prison. Reynolds served all of his first sentence, and served 42 months in prison for the later charges. At that point, President Bill Clinton commuted the sentence for bank fraud. As a result, Reynolds was released from prison and served the remaining time in a halfway house.
4. Dorothy Rivers - (Bill Clinton didn't pardon Dorothy Rivers) He commuted her sentence
Commute prison sentence to 50 months' imprisonment, leaving intact and in effect the remaining provisions
5. Peter McDonald - (Bill Clinton didn't pardon Peter McDonald) He commuted his sentence
The day before President Bill Clinton left office in 2001, U.S. Rep. Patrick J. Kennedy lobbied the White House to commute the sentence of the former leader.

Please check your facts before supporting corruption