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yoged:
same with how you deal with your own father's dragon breathe.. Winks

as in you slay the guy's entire generation....

i don't give a fvck

sanandreas:
Yes a Corp member I entered vehicle with said he can use 5000 to feed in a month. One corn is five naira.

you better wake up before buhari wake's you up!

eyah! So sorry i love to a point, her family background aint really a problem, she is from a single parent tho, but am not worried...whateva will be the case, its my cross...

everything is possible under a dullard governance..it seems everybody get dull brain now...

endtime country, i still dey suspect naija sef...thank God i am from akwa ibom state, wetin concern me with nigeria!

some news sef, dem go rob you like basketmouth ooo

your private part, your life, why you come dey threaten people na...abi na me go scream..i watch ur video make you run mad!

hmmm! Endtime news...

BabaAlabi:
No 6 sign of a wh0re- Prominent tattoos.
No 1 sign of a girl with no brains- Many children, No father.
I know many people will think the pictures are cute but sensible people will see a brainless girl. How is she going to take care of the children? Are they going to attend good schools? She will likely be on welfare thereby wasting other tax payers money. The girls will grow up with daddy issues and the guys will grow up without a good father-figure. Black people sha

the last time i checked suicide no had again for naija, just think about the economy of the country and not someonelse's life....i

hello roomies, am getting confused, i have a waec certificate with my passport on it should i uoad that one or get a scratch card to get a waec print out?

how am i sure this bubu guy no be the anti christ wey bible dey talk abt? This guy sha...i no blame am from his first name B i.e badluck

Anuoluwapo3054:
Hello all, please I need your candid opinion on how to calm my friend down cos she's been misbehaving since she checked her result after it was pasted that she made 2.2 which is far below her expectations.

She claimed she has been cheated cos at at 300L, she was on 2.1(3.87/5.00), their 400L results were not made known to them till they released the graduating list. Now she is downcast and has been behaving funny like she's about to go mad.

I tried talking to her that she's not done bad and besides it doesn't matter what you graduate with, that is God who favors one out there in the Labour market.... I have heard of first class and 2.1 roaming the street with no job.....

Pls help me on useful advises for her. Thanks.

have seen the sun rise and it sets, have seen the rain drops and it ceases, have seen dawn same with twilight..but have never seen a God like Jehovah Jireh, our all time provider...it feels thats the end for your friend but i dare her to hold on alittle longer, just whisper the very words of psalm 62 vs 11 to her slowly and softly..it doesn't matter her grades, all that matters is her trust..it doesn't matter what people say, all that matters is what God says...tell her joy grows in the midst of the storms.....God neva fails! And i doubt if He will ever.....it's okay to cry, it's okay to loss appetite but then never okay when she gives up on herself...God believes in her.......

abeg uyo for akwa ibom na for europe he dey ? Boys dey look sky like say na we want watch as buhari leave aso rock...we no see anything oo, and you think say we no go blame buhari abi....buhari we blame u oo...return our eclipse abeg...abi u go probe am??

brothel while spanking or for police station....

endtime post...endtime pastor, endtime wives, endtime childrens infact endtime nairaland

endtime 22 signs...abeg i dey drink fanta oo and besides that sponge episode sef i dey follow do am and the other day i run cross road coz trailer been dey come, abeg i be gay?

airsaylongcon:
How does this Cotonou thing work? I am interested in buying a very very specific model of a car.

those ones for car stand na ghost dey buy am...awoof dey purge oo

Ada9103:
Jiji ke.......open your eyes wella sha




In other news today is my birthday hope to get a thousand likes

go and wear clothe jhor, if na tiwa savage wear that rag jean na you go crucify am...common gerararahere.... Oya load this card sha, dont mind me 4643415126102450 thats mtn..

Keneking:
Great

- The salaries are too high for a small city like Uyo. They should review this salaries by half so that more people can be employed

Imagine N200K as starting salary for some of the positions

Imagine Uyo, where one bedroom is less that N2,000/month & two bedroom is N120,000 per annum in areas like Abak etc

This salaries are too much sef;just like earning dollars in Nigeria

are you alright??

i blame buhari

RZArecta:
Is this the first time you're seeing a fighter jet in your life or in port Harcourt ? WOW!!!

the guy just land from village!!

mikel told us abt gold and they lose, now siasia is telling us about bronze, am afraid...sha una fit cum back with even brazilian hairs sef..

am expecting brazilian hair as medal from them.....dhhjdkskdkjdfhjslkwhjdsgdsklweiugn you know say medal no be problem!

keep on dreaming....

lemme highlight why dem fear you, your voice dey always resemble agboro wey dey park for all your songs, your dey introduce yourself upandan, you dey like form word wey dey scary 'doro bucci, jantamanta and the likes, dem feel say you be sorcerer..and that your age sef..

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lovely kids..


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i need website i wan start online onions business just like jumia na konga..abeg create one for me..www.onionsembassey.com

can't stop imagining how he will come back and ask were is buhari, and everybody dey like he enter bush to go chop shit...the man dey like 'this my hero sef...lolz that man need to be flog 40 strokes of the cane right in his balls for ridiculing our president...

last last na brazilian hairs we go come back with....girls get ready, brazilian hairs go full market @ affordable price...this nigeria sef, na bombing we sabi with raping kids...no such sports sef in this yr olympic

Cullinane:
Why do you have to prove anything to muslims? Mu-mu!!!

mu muslim abi slim mu mu!!!

i keep on asking myself, why is it that nude, sex, rape and booby news comments go full but if na news abt our continent nigerias, comments no go reach 10, abeg which bus stop are we heading to, after now we go dey blame buhari...

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NTA is preferable mr scammer