₦airaland Forum

Earthquake1:
Who drops a CD on a floor?

Olosho

Anyone ever noticed how Nairaland has been consuming valuable space for 3 days now harping on the wedding of someone that i don't give a f**k about?

nittroboy:
what can we called this rather than preordained and this life is drastically acerbic whether u like it or not , the sarcastically of humanity would lucid hw u show all praise to deity's

you are out of point dude. Did you stop talking your med?

what about the agbero ushering people into those buses? If you are making conductors wear uniforms for security reason the agbero's should also be given identity for security reasons as well because pickpocketing, bagsnatching and one chance are carried out by those niggars.

thank you for that rare honesty, My Goddess is gonna bless you abundantly until it is overflowed. Just wait a little the bank will contact you for the money..

gebest:
what? if hausa ladies are this jealous, how come their men still marry other wives.

This particular hausa lady is from a privileged home, a billonaire dad and lots of exposure to booth. Dont equate her with the poor and uneducated hausa ladies.

Hey Alexa, where are you from? Because your situation right now resonate with what i went through after my dad's death. Lots of people have given their advice but i tell you rushing to court will not give you the immediate justice you want, it will only stall the situation and your uncle, if he has powerful friends behind him might start making use of some of the properties. it happens! Make proper verification ask questions and since your dad didn't leave a will the court will have no option than to include your uncle in the sharing of the properties since he was once under your father's care. I will suggest you call your mother and siblings make an estimation of the entire properties, see the one's you can let go for peace to reign. My hum,ble advice.

Did anyone see some descripancies in the photos? Or am i the only one? I saw birthmark on the right side of her face and then on the left. Secondly, she was suppose to be from the USA, how come she is on NYSC uniform?

He has made it in his chosen endeavour

darlenese:
castrated slowpoke!

But i begged you not to tell, i wasn't in the mood to bang you that night. Other night i've been f**king the shit outta you while you scream your head off. Just that one night i know you sucked my d*ck but you shouldn't get so angry to call me a castrated person.

Sijo01:
What are you blabling about?

I hate kids mastuBating on my mention. Look for your mate please.

masturbate, old lady.

So Momoh mentioned the east, west and north and their meager input in the economy but refused or ignored my dear Niger Delta the cash cow of the economy, so we are not relevant abi? Nigeria will definetely breakup. Mark my word. Niger Delta struggle loading......

And no one cares to ask who the deluded giver is? Wether one of these governors owing civil servants or a CEO who has not paid his staffs for 3months now or a yahoo boy who has scammed the hell outta somebody or a kidnapper or a ritualist or a politician. No one wants to know. Because i doubt if a genuine hardworking fellow will fork out such amount to give to those frauds. Anyways your God condone everything!

Sijo01:
Wow, what an awesome, amazing, beautiful and innocent boy.

This pix is more captivating than the one that brought Olajumoke, the bread seller to limelight.

Hope this mark the beginning to great things for the lad.

still smarting over olajumoke's breakthrough, i thought we gave you sedative to calm your envious nerves and obvious BP? So you stop taking your meds ba?

darlenese:
M.oron

mumu

darlenese:
are u God that gives children ? may God Forgive u

You need forgiveness the most. Idiot

sinceraconcept:
who marrying young EPP? wouldn't you prefer to be brought up like this than the way your father that married early brought you up?

Bleep you for that ejaculation. You know nathing 'bout my father and my upbringing. Bleep you again.

remmyton:
He was childless for 11 years or so, he didn't marry late

and are you related to him or something?

This morning i slapped a soldier and he ran away. He was a fake soldier. Nairalanders, let us all expose those putting on military uniforms to perpetuate criminality by slapping anyone you see in military uniforms, if he runs away then you know he is fake but if he stands, the lord is your strenght.

This morning i slapped a soldier and he ran away, he was a fake soldier. Nairalanders, let us all expose those putting on military uniforms to perpetuate criminality by slapping anyone you see in military uniforms if he runs away then you know he is fake but if he stands, the lord is your strenght.

Did he marry late? Too old to be having that tiny kid as first child.

when you hear the word 'ugly' nabila is a typical example....... Though she is grdually promoting herself and her unknown husband.

It depends on what you meant by rich. If it your perception of rich is all about owning latest cars, gigantic houses, jets and fat account then Balzac comes to mind, you know what he said? 'behind every great fortune, there is a crime'. If on the other hand, like i would suggest you look at riches as a state of the mind, you'll need to learn contentment and be happy with what you have no ,matter how little,eschew envy and be proud of who you are everyone is unique. You know what Seneca said 'everyone is but a sentry at his own post'.

Joephat:
Good, RIP

Death is an inevitable trend, it doesn't matter when it will come to you but you just need to be prepared.



If anambra ppl did not boycott anambra election, I will denounce my igboship and I will never visit my village again till I die...

bye bye good riddance, you can move to sri lanka the visa is free.mumu

I can bet my 30,000naira that 90 percent of nairalanders bashing these teacher will not get a hundred percent score in a primary 4 exam!! We all need to understand that the north uses hausa as their lingua franca in their daily activities and this usually makes it difficult for them to interprets communication in English unlike most of you who claim you are civilized by dumping your native languages, bearing silly foreign names and adopting everything western. I am proud of the hausa man he is proud of his origin and you know what? The westerners prefers them to you anyday any time.

McBeal10:
and somewhere in the future he'd take his kids to school in a country where it's okay being homosexuals. Nigerians and hypocrisy tho

you are on point my love. Can we be friends?

Beautiful! But made in china though.

It was rumuored that Seseseko being too diabolic, casted a spell on the house and the house is haunted ever after. Africans being what they are decided to stayed away from the property to avoid stories that touch..... Just passing by.

DeepSight:
That's an extremely interesting take.

A long time ago in some sort of trance I sensed the first vibration of existence to be a female vibration. However that's an incommunicable personal experience which may be questionable. What gives you this slant?

Is there a specific mother goddess you refer to?

Slant? You would need a open mind to comprehend this truth, for milleniums men tried to replace the creator (mother earth) with a male God with the flimsy excuse that women are weak phisically and therefore inferior to men. They succeeded during the greek era in enthroning Zeus as the supreme God. If you take a look at older beliefs like the early egyptians, persian, cannanites and indians, you find that most of their deities were feminine.the romans too in trying to put together the fraud they called christianity made a mistake in adopting a powerful Goddess; Mother Mary. The creator of the universe is feminine. God is a woman the proofs are numerous, there are books i would recommend but not now.

on my last trip to canada, i was like one from another planet 'cause everyone was gushing over me the reason? Nigeria's reputation for fighting corruption has become legendary. They were like, how did your government do it? Can we learn from you? I was like, no problem whatever you are determined to do, like my president, Buhari you can accomplish they hosted me to dinner ask lots of questions and bade me come visit Canada anytime......... All because of Buhari's anticorruption crusade.

DeepSight:
So why did you say you have no God?

I do not have a God, i have a Goddess.i reverence a powerful Goddess. The creator.