₦airaland Forum

policy12:
Working on it..

Just persist in that department eh? Whenever you have any work in print dont hesitate to let me know. Lets see how we can promote and project you. You are good.

Did i sight small stout on the table? I thought muslims are not suppose to touch alcohol?

policy12:
Thank you bros, yes I write.

you got any published work?

jaychubi:
what did he swallow

Jesus this is morbid obesity, he is over working his heart to supply blood to this mass of cells n his blood pressure will be 4 times the normal range.

If something urgent is not done this guy may nt live pass 40 he is jst 24. He has d money he can go for surgery this one don pass gym own. He shld stop eating altogether, the father can arrange boys to catch n chain him and stitch his mouth

The fat cells in his body can fry akara for Africa

This cow will weigh nothing less than 500kg as he is very tall too

Jesus, you just finnish everything including what i intend saying. Please stop reading my mind.

policy12:
Bros if you check some of my post you will see I have written different eulogy for diff death cases, nevertheless I can't write on every death,as writing is sometimes inspiration or emotional.

Thank you I don't mean any harm,once again thank for ur comments.

i dont mean to embarrass you or anything, i have to admit you are faqing good, really, really good. You are a writer or something?

policy12:
..life of vanity
Burning energy for plenty
If only we know this life is a mirage
We will run the race without the age

Such a beauty but all gone
Such a vision without a throne
Such a dream with an end
If only the road of life is bend.

If only we know life is Vanity
May be we will av much gratuity

R.I.P

The elegy is for just one gory death? How about the hundreds of death announced here everyday?

hatedisplace:
better don't marry

Gee, thanks for the advice.

What happens to made in Nigeria clothes. ?

personally, i wont stick to one woman when there are millions of beautiful girls out there. So i side with the man

Youguys are too hard on him, lets give him some time to acclimatize.by sending him on loan to watford.....

donstan18:
Sentiment apart!

Romelu Lukaku is a waste and a disgrace to big teams, this is a strong prove that some players plays better while playing for a smaller teams,
e.g, Benteke, Ayew, Lukaku and Lambert.

Jose Mourinho never loved and wanted that elephant of a player to feature in his squad, he wanted Greizman and Morata, but because they failed, He then went for Lukaku just to punish Chelsea's initial interest on Lukaku.

They allowed Mark Wanye Rooney on a free transfer, funny enough Lukaku haven't scored more than him in Epl.

Lukaku is a waste!
Lukaku is a disgrace to Manchester united shirt, compare to the likes of Ibra, Cantona, Van persie, Rooney, Berbetov and even Chicharito!



I can authoritatively prove to you that Rashford plays better than LUKAKU, in all angles excluding Stamina wise.
Rashford is better in speed wise!
Dribble wise!
Footwork!
Attacking wise!
Goal sense!


2mins of Silence for those who once compared Morata and Lukaku, they must be sorry now and ready to apologize to Morata.

Manchester united should go for Harry Kane


EndLUKAKU

Imagine havine a whiner like you as a neighbour?

Afonja= Tshirt on caftan trouser+canvas. Almajiris= caftan + snickers. Are the Igbos not right after all?

Rochas is confused thought Buhari will do one term. Got disappointed when Tinubu and some governors cowardly endorse Buhari for another term.

ChangetheChange:

slowpoke we have notice you.

hajide:
But the real fool is YOU, who think his creator can ever die.

If your Allah is alive, call on him to help you against Israel, stop using terrorism to fight for him, stop the bloodshed, stop the killings for a dead god.

cummando:
Ogbeni death shameful? Who dey shame? The dyer or the dieyee? After death e don finish. Na just rotten mean remain. To the kids here take a stroll to the morgue See as them lie them for ground naked like Titus Lizard go dey climb them like they never existed All the Bobbie go shrink All the yellow Go black.

Then maybe their mode of thinking go change.... That's why I take Goldberg and catfish barbecue steady Anytime it happens I stroll into heaven or hell like a boss. No regrets. Food for thought for all of una Happy sunday

let us eat and drink for tommorrow we shall die Abi

That is why it is important to assisst one mature person in the family either your brother or cousin in case things go pearshape. before parceling your immediate young family abroad.

AheadMarket:
Must you tell ur father "shut up" before you say something?
These people you mentioned have electricity, good roads, pipe borne water, good justice system.
But, Zoogeria does not have them

It appears you are a confused father, jumping from one point to another. You said birthdays are not celebrated in western countries and i corrected you. Now you are unto electricity and good roads...... Drunkaaaaaaaaaaard

hajide:
either far or close by, we Muslims are brothers, and we would never stand and watch while our brothers are being oppressed.

You would never stand by' what then are you still doing in Nairaland? Take a walkto Irael its easy through the sahara or you muslim brothers can help you get there. Then do whatever you think you can do...... Deluded fools, fighting and killing for a dead god.

roff Akintola, should we christians, muslims and myself concern ourselves with event 10000 miles away when we got loads of challenges in this country?

AheadMarket:
See these idiiots. with so much hunger in the land and unemployment, u still have time to celebrate birthday.

How many times have u heard developed countries celebrate birthday?

Shut up, the queen 90th birthday was celebrated,George Bush snr 90th birthday was also celebrated.. Stop being sentimental.

Anyone noticed how us Niger Deltans becomes influential when given the opportunity? Wike, now manipulates affairs in PDP. Amaechi, influences things in APC. My humbleself's, gonna direct affairs in the entire African continent in no distant future! So beat it.

rossychik:
wow, u re making sense

what do you expect from a high priest of the cult of sacrilegious Yoni.......we are wisdom personified. Got any questions?

No wonder Buhari is SHOCKED!! He went to sleep thinking he has decapacitated his enemies(PDP members) only to see them in their numbers all pink and perky and in a jolly mood.

You are a fool for daring to post this trash. A 95 year old man killed by illuminati,to what end? Sometimes i feel like killing some idiots!!

gebest:
APC is using it to campaign for 2019 elections, after 2019 elections it will be increased this time around to maybe 50 thousand.

you are a foolish fellow for predicting hardship on Nigerians!! Pessimistic idiot, paragon of hate!

if only she had expend all that energy used in shouting at her God, Jesus and Oyedepo to do one act of obesience to my Goddess.............she protects!

No sympathy for Tinubu, he was too hasty, after the general election he tried to hijacked the whole system but thanks to die-hard PDPs in the senate Tinubus plan was thwarted. So instead of Tinubu manipulating things, PDPs and halfhearted APCs are incharge of affairs in the land.

MrRichmond:
A creature with limbs and appendage and you call it a fish Wth?
you even said it cries and shed tears, does that sound like a fish to you?
how many fishes do you know that cry or shed tears??

I told you i once worked in a fishing vessel, we caught a lot of weird creatures in the ocean there are even elepant fishes, dog fishes, lion fishes and even huge snake fish and all of them exibit traits of their counterparts on land.

He would be more shocked when he sees me and my 3000 faithfuls returned to PDP.

Thats not mermaid, thats a fish that possesses some humans features, we use to catch them in the atlantic when i was working with a fishing trawler, they cry and shed tears like humans too! And they scared the shit out of me back then. Mermaids on the other hand are spirit creatures that cannot be caught by an phisical weapon.

This question is controversial and will always be unless step is taken by our government to either rebrand the question or be clear about it.yesterday, i was instructed to prepare questions for applicants who would be interviewed on monday and one of the innevitable question in the General question is: who is the first president of Nigeria? I want to ask, are we confusing the first ever Nigerian who ruled as prime minister with the second in command who was the president? I will suggest that since Tafa Belewa was the prime minister and the executive, he should aptly be named the first prime minister of Nigeria, while Zik should be content with the status of ''our founding fathers''. Alongside Awolowo. And the question of 'first president' should be removed. How do you see it?