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BusinessRe: What Can #5 Buy In Your Area? by deparagon(m): 6:11pm On Nov 07, 2016
[size=16pt] Do you mean 5Naira still exist? [/size]
CareerRe: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by deparagon(m): 11:44am On Sep 01, 2016
McBrooklyn:
When You Turn On Hotspot For A Fellow Co-Worker He Is Trying To Download A Movie Of 500MB
angry
lmao!!!!!!!!!

It's my birthday, pls nairalanders show some love
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Militants With Explosives In Akwa-Ibom (pic) by deparagon(m): 10:26pm On Aug 20, 2016
BrainnewsNg:
Police Arrest Three Suspected Militants With Explosives Devices in Akwa Ibom



Source: http://brainnewsng.com/police-arrest-three-suspected-militants-with-explosives-devices-in-akwa-ibom-picture/
[size=19pt] may God never forgive your mathematical teacher, I'm seeing 7 innocent young men here n ure saying they are 3 huh n am from Akwa Ibom n there's no fake news like dis [/size]
EventsRe: Bride And Groom Running On Their Wedding Day by deparagon(m): 2:17pm On Aug 15, 2016
adaksbullet:
mine English tinsha his die off deidth cry
Ehya sorry!
EventsRe: Bride And Groom Running On Their Wedding Day by deparagon(m): 12:33pm On Aug 15, 2016
adaksbullet:
Who his chase him? huh.....abi dy are run too FP wen dy are seen labalabakaka his look tread undecided
God will neva forgive ur English Teacher
Christianity EtcRe: How Moderate Religion Helps Terrorist Groups by deparagon(m): 7:42am On Aug 14, 2016
Contact17:
Seun is not a Muslim and has never been one.
if u say dat u r lying
Christianity EtcRe: How Moderate Religion Helps Terrorist Groups by deparagon(m): 6:44pm On Aug 13, 2016
crusadistic:
Trash! what reprisal attacks sad you mean genocide and mass rape....you must be sick then trying to justify that for whatsoever reason.All the so-called terrorist attacks by some unknown people still won't equal the millions killed over the centuries under your very own church authority.
kindly mention any single soul that was murdered by Muhammad(SAW).
[s]
crusadistic:
Trash! what reprisal attacks sad you mean genocide and mass rape....you must be sick then trying to justify that for whatsoever reason.All the so-called terrorist attacks by some unknown people still won't equal the millions killed over the centuries under your very own church authority.
kindly mention any single soul that was murdered by Muhammad(SAW).
[/s]
crusadistic:
Trash! what reprisal attacks sad you mean genocide and mass rape....you must be sick then trying to justify that for whatsoever reason.All the so-called terrorist attacks by some unknown people still won't equal the millions killed over the centuries under your very own church authority.
kindly mention any single soul that was murdered by Muhammad(SAW).
Christianity EtcRe: How Moderate Religion Helps Terrorist Groups by deparagon(m): 6:36pm On Aug 13, 2016
Medicis:
We all know u are stylishly talking about Islam, but you are so afraid that u cannot mention Islam or Allah in your writeup because u know what these people can do to you.
Seun is a muslim aren't u aware?
WebmastersRe: Desktop View And Mobile View, Which Is Better For A Blog by deparagon(m): 8:35am On Aug 04, 2016
Funnyguy83:
i was here.
So where are you now?
TravelRe: 20 English Words To Avoid When In Other Countries by deparagon(m): 6:13pm On Jul 31, 2016
Calebosko:
udom is a scam,udom out,akpabio come back
[size=18pt] what is this one saying? Wetin concern Udom and Akpabio for this thread?. [/size]
PoliticsRe: Refurbished Gunboat Inaugurated In Okrika By Olonisakin, Chief Of Defence Staff by deparagon(m): 1:00pm On May 24, 2016
[size=18pt] For their mind na NDA dem wan fight wit dis stuffs wen those niggas r using brand new boats?? [/size]
PoliticsRe: Court Declares PDP Caretaker Committee Illegal by deparagon(m): 12:52pm On May 24, 2016
[size=18pt] PDP been controversial since 1901 [/size]
FashionRe: Man Sags, Walks Into A Supermarket! I Think This Is Madness(photos) by deparagon(m): 6:31pm On May 22, 2016
rose54321:
No o, definitely not as low as the knee, we have moderate levels of sagging, its the local champions that over do it and make it look irresponsible.
[size=19pt] what is this one saying huh Is there responsibility in sagginghuh [/size]
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Avengers Are Criminals! - Ateke Tom says by deparagon(m): 12:01am On May 17, 2016
Ebukaokeke5:
They r criminals n so must b treated by the forces of Nigeria.
[size=19pt] SORRY, DID I HEAR YOU SAY FORCES huh YOU MEAN WE HAVE FORCES AND INSURGENCIES INCREASE ON DAILY BASIS? [/size]
RomanceRe: Stunts Ladies Who Are 25+ Shouldn't Be Pulling by deparagon(m): 1:45pm On Apr 22, 2016
[size=19pt] Naija babes Forming had to get since 1860s buh ever since BUHARI enter office e don de decrease drastically !!!!!!!!! [/size]
EducationRe: National Board For Technical Education Signpost With Public Grammatical Blunder by deparagon(m): 11:19pm On Mar 29, 2016
[quote author=glacswhite post=44224986][/quote][size=19pt] wetin happen to you huh na ghost slap you [/size] huh
PhonesRe: Who Has The Worst Customer Care MTN, Airtel, Glo, Etisalat? by deparagon(m): 10:11am On Mar 29, 2016
victor2008:
I have a complain called mtn customer care I was online for more than 30mins hearing stupid advert,likewise glo and airtel are like mtn kept me online for more than half an hour,I think etisalat tried but not good theirs wasn't up to half an hour.
Share ur experiencei believe they should employ more hands and stop keep people waiting.
Likewise there station is hell,mtn ladipo office its likely u spend half a day there,etisalat oshodi office even worst than mtn ,they leave u on sit and go for lunch for like 1hr,the lady in charge of data issue very saucy,there is no consumer protection,
[size=19pt] Even for EXAMS you for no know say na MTNhuh i bet would've skinned dat lady alive if i was opportuned to see her, imagine after several hours of waiting they hanged up my call, i call again for like 4 times they kept on hanging up my calls, i decide to call the next day unluckily for them they responded i blasted them ehh sotehhhh d lady con de use her personal number call me beg me [/size]
RomanceRe: Girls Ever Been Embarrassed Visiting A Guy? Share Your Experiences by deparagon(m): 2:10am On Mar 29, 2016
vanvick247:
Sum hilarious stories i've seen here. Especially wardrobe "weeing" tinz. Had to follow dis thread to d last page. I don laff tire. Thumbs up to dose who shared.
[size=19pt] Bro, i don laff tire for here.. was only here to read comments sha n i tell you it worth it. [/size]
RomanceRe: Mistakes Women Make When Their Guys Cheat On Them by deparagon(m): 1:12pm On Mar 28, 2016
[size=19pt] A 2014 Thread Making Front Page in 2016huh Who told you things won't get better in your life? [/size]
HealthHow To Get Rid Of Black Heads And White Heads by deparagon(op): 12:23pm On Mar 28, 2016
Maintaining a clear and beautiful skin, takes time, consistency and effort. Dermatologist may recommend lots of products, but some of them can be expensive and may actually take a long time to work. You can, however, incorporate some home remedies for blackheads and whiteheads into your daily beauty regimen and in a few weeks, you will experience a drastic reduction or even total elimination of the problem.

● Toothpaste – Toothpaste is an effective blackhead and whitehead remover. Apply a thin paste to your infected areas and let it sit on your face for at least 25 minutes. You will probably feel a burning sensation when you apply the toothpaste, but this is normal and will pass. Once you remove the toothpaste, the top of your blackheads and whiteheads will disappear, but you still need to thoroughly wash your face to remove the buildup underneath. Repeat this home remedy every other day for two weeks.

● Tomato – Tomatoes have natural antiseptic properties that dry up whiteheads and blackheads. Peel and mash a small tomato. Apply the tomato pulp to your blackheads and whiteheads before going to bed. Leave the tomato pulp on your face while you sleep and then wash your face in warm water in the morning.

● Lemon -Wash your face in warm water. Then, squeeze the juice of one lemon into a bowl. Add in a pinch of salt and stir the mixture. Apply the mixture to your blackheads and whiteheads. Leave the mixture on for approximately 20 minutes and then wash your face with warm water again.

● Lime – You can also use equal parts of lime juice and cinnamon powder and apply this mixture to blackheads. Leave it on overnight and rinse it off in the morning

● Cornstarch – Mix about a three-to-one cornstarch to vinegar ratio into a paste. Apply it to your problem areas and let sit for 15 to 30 minutes. Remove the paste with warm water and a washcloth.

● Yogurt – Mix three tablespoons of plain yogurt with two tablespoons of oatmeal. Add one teaspoon of olive oil and one tablespoon of lemon juice to the mixture. Stir the mixture thoroughly and apply it to the effective area of the face. Let the mixture sit for five to seven minutes then rinse off with cold water.

● Almond or oatmeal – Mix either oatmeal or almond powder with just enough rose water to make a spreadable paste. Apply it to your problem areas with your fingertips first and then apply it to the rest of your face. Let it set for about 15 minutes and then rinse your face with cold water.

● Rice – Soak rice in milk for 5 hours and then grind this in a blender until it is paste-like in consistency. Use the paste as a scrub on affected areas of the body.

● Potatoes – Grate raw potatoes and then rub the area with the mixture. Wash it off after 15 minutes.

● Fenugreek leaves – Crush some fenugreek leaves and mix with water to form a paste. Put this on the face for 15 minutes and then remove it. Do this every night to keep your face free of blackheads.

● Coriander leaves – Mix some coriander leaves and a little turmeric powder with water and form a paste. Use this as a mask to eliminate blackheads.

● Oatmeal -Grind oatmeal into a powder in a blender and then add some rose water. Use this on affected areas for 15 minutes and then wash it off with cold water.

● Baking soda – Prepare a mixture of equal parts of baking soda and water and rub it onto your face or other body areas prone to blackheads. Leave it on for 15 minutes and then rinse it off with warm water.

● Honey is also good for removing blackheads. Spread honey on the affected area and remove it after 15 minutes. Remember – Be gentle to your skin. Never pinch, scrape, poke, press, or squeeze too hard!
PoliticsRe: Lai Muhammed: Nigeria 'on Top' Of Security Problem by deparagon(m): 11:16am On Mar 20, 2016
SmileXtraone:
The minister of Communications Lai Mohammed spoke with aljazerah in Doha. He stated that Nigeria is on top of the security problem in the country. But with the recent killings and violence in Rivers state i disagree. A lot of civilians and members of the military have lost their lives recently in that state and it leaves me wondering what it is with rivers state? are the people so violent? or the thugs are imported? huh huh Why are people allowing themselves to be used to disrupt peace? What should the military do? or is rivers beyond the military?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u3VF7RVsd8
[size=19pt] lie Mohammed been lying since 1680AD [/size]
PoliticsRe: Surprising!! My March Electricity Bill Is N0.00 by deparagon(op): 8:34am On Mar 20, 2016
AntiMahdi:
You lie and you know it.
[size=18pt] Now i don turn LIE MOHAMMED abi [/size] huh
PoliticsRe: Surprising!! My March Electricity Bill Is N0.00 by deparagon(op): 11:45pm On Mar 19, 2016
AntiMahdi:
[size=18pt]This only proves that you had no power supply in one month[/size]

grin
[size=18pt]Bro we've never experienced such in two days n you're talking of one month lol [/size]
PoliticsRe: Surprising!! My March Electricity Bill Is N0.00 by deparagon(op): 11:35pm On Mar 19, 2016
shocked
PoliticsRe: Surprising!! My March Electricity Bill Is N0.00 by deparagon(op): 11:31pm On Mar 19, 2016
Dapyem:
Maybe u must have been indebted before or they gave u estimated reading on ur bill. If not,i think billing dis month was totally different because now its wat u use dat u pay for not in d past wen weda u use light or not there was a fixed charge. I have #123 also on my bill dis month.
which is less than what you've been billed before now huh
CelebritiesRe: I Am No Longer Psquare's Manager - Jude Okoye by deparagon(m): 12:57pm On Mar 19, 2016
Abeg,!! Even sef mek them split twice, if all along they couldn't dedicate a song to mary slessor Who stopped the killing of twins in Nigeria.


I'm tired of these gene of twins
CelebritiesRe: I Am No Longer Psquare's Manager - Jude Okoye by deparagon(m): 12:57pm On Mar 19, 2016
Abeg,!! Even sef mek them split twice, if all along they couldn't dedicate a song to mary slessor Who stopped the killing of twins in Nigeria.


I'm tired of these gene twins
CelebritiesRe: I Am No Longer Psquare's Manager - Jude Okoye by deparagon(m): 12:55pm On Mar 19, 2016
FlirtyKaren:
Jude Okoye just tweeted this. You recall Psquare's first manager ever before Jude took over revealed yesterday that if Jude Okoye stopped being Psquare's manager, the twin brothers Psquare will be back together in business.


Well, Jude says he's no longer Psquare's manager. Let's see what happens now.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/03/i-am-no-longer-psquares-manager-jude.html
Abeg,!! Even sef mek them split twice, if all along they couldn't dedicate a song to mary slessor Who stopped the killing of twins in Nigeria.



I'm tired of these gene of twins
CelebritiesRe: I Am No Longer Psquare's Manager - Jude Okoye by deparagon(m): 12:53pm On Mar 19, 2016
FlirtyKaren:
Jude Okoye just tweeted this. You recall Psquare's first manager ever before Jude took over revealed yesterday that if Jude Okoye stopped being Psquare's manager, the twin brothers Psquare will be back together in business.


Well, Jude says he's no longer Psquare's manager. Let's see what happens now.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/03/i-am-no-longer-psquares-manager-jude.html
Abeg,!! Even sef mek them split twice, if all along they couldn't dedicate a song to mary slessor Who stopped the killing of twins in Nigeria.








I'm tired of these gene twins
CelebritiesRe: I Am No Longer Psquare's Manager - Jude Okoye by deparagon(m): 12:44pm On Mar 19, 2016
Dharniel:
see as the guy just resemble tout...
dats an understatement call a spade a spade®•.
PoliticsRe: Surprising!! My March Electricity Bill Is N0.00 by deparagon(op): 11:58am On Mar 19, 2016
BaddieKay:
And we got over #16000+ for just March....I just told the man to forget it,that we ain't paying shit.No light and they have d gusts to type #16k
approach any nearby PHED office close to you, get there n find out who's in-charge of your area n get it resolved, else it'll get higher.....

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