₦airaland Forum

Palmerbarry:
Except when I go to sleep.

So what goes on in your head when you go mute in there... I dunno the feelings..

Faraday1997:
Today morning I killed the first snake while me and my friend where both discussing outside... Just about few hours intervals the other was trying to get its way into the compound

Cutezt:
So I have this 9 weeks old eskimo dog, she is lovely and a beauty to behold. I love her so much and play a lot with her, but my only problem is that she doesn't know where to urinate. She urinates on my tiles which gets me annoyed a lot of times, I have watched dog potty training videos and tried all the tips but with very little success. I have a potty for her kept in the toilet but she prefers to urinate on my room tiles.

I have tried to keep the potty where she loves to go urinate but everytime, she shuns it and still urinate on the tiles, and at one point, I beat her and put her in the bathroom so she can see that when she urinated there, I won't beat her and will reward her, but this dog held the urine for over 10 hours and immediately I opened the bathroom door, she rushed out to the room and urinated on the tiles.

I don't know what to do again, please house, help me, she seems to be confusing the room for the rest room and the rest room for the room.

1Sharon:
Pls what is the moral lesson for judges 19 22-30

Holy book my foot

Kaybaba5:
A big python was killed this morning that swallowed cow
In Delta State

1Sharon:
Religious lessons are not synonymous to moral lessons, don't do that shit.

1Sharon:
Lol did I say you were?

How has religion helped the moral decay in Nigeria?

1Sharon:
How has religious upbringing worked for the shithole called Nigeria?

obyrich:
No just the nose cover. Watch his reaction each time she makes moves to get a warm peck or kiss. He will be pointing in one direction or the other. Obviously, he married for money.

Kimjongun:
I recently gained interest in Snapchat, I added several people and use it when I am bored.

I realized Snapchat is actually a place to pickup girls, well that's not why I am there, I have my babe.

Yesterday I saw this very fine young girl, she was dancing cheerfully on her snap, no lies I actually like her smile, but since I have engaged my babe I have decided to stay away from other girls, even if I hadn't the girl looks too young for my liking, she looks like someone in her 19 or early 20. I am 27 and girls of that age range don't really look appealing to me, some times when I see them I just imagine my youngest sister or my babe youngest sister, so the thought of getting down with them irritates me.

I decided to chat this girl up, I asked her how she is doing, but since I know a lot of girls on Snapchat are there for hookup, I told her I am want to hookup with her, to my surprise this girl agreed for just 7k!!! I felt really bad, I didn't want to judge her, I just felt if she can allow us become friends I can talk to her. I told her I am not interested in having sex with her but I will like to know her maybe we can be friends, she's just like my sister and her smile is very very charming.

Then she stopped replying to my messages, after some time, when I quit Snapchat and went to do other things I found out she has blocked me.

Growing up people that I didn't know has helped me before too, when hope is lost, just because they like me, I feel I should do same to others too. Although I am not rich, but saving a soul like hers should not be too difficult for me.

I feel really bad for her, she is still very young and very pretty there are still things she can do with her life. This morning I am starting to feel bad about my approach, I could have made her come to my house and talk to her maybe she can listen to me. I really wish she knows the way she's trending doesn't pay at the end.

authority2006:
[s]There's no law in Nigeria that says a kid must either be a Muslim or a Christian or their parents should raise them like one.



Lol. Religion is nothing but shiit most especially in Nigeria. The corrupt politicians, career officials and yahoo boys, kidnappers and armed robbers are all either Muslims or Christians. I wonder where the morals they were taught are.



When you don't even know what your rights are, how would you know what the rights of others are, not to even talk of how to respect it? Who told you that religious studies are compulsory in Nigeria or where did you read that? Shame[/s]

nairalee:
I don't understand why Twitter boss Jack has suddenly started becoming more interested in Nigeria.

Citizenshelm:
Nigerian model Adetutu Alabi, also known as Adetutu OJ, has lashed out at schools saying her daughter was given “Christian assignment” in school, despite stating she’s neither a Christian nor Muslim, Igbere TV reports.

The single mother of one complained bitterly on her Facebook page on Thursday, adding that schools try to force religion on students.

She said,

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3004288593115835&id=100006041704036

Adetutu came to limelight in 2018 when she was followed on social media by Rihanna.

She started a campaign called #tribalmarkschallenge where she advocates for a ban on facial scarring in Africa.

jamoscofield:
So sad he won. I placed Vettori to win fa. 4.00odd thinking he's gonna be wrestled the way JAN did but I was disappointed. My 100K �. It's all good sha. So what's next for IZZY. I wish Kamaru can move up to challenge him. Let it be a fight to honour BUBU outta ASO rock.

Afriqan:
Well said... Instead of the president to talk about modern cattle ranching, he is setting Nigeria backwards. We were expecting someone with 1950 brain to lead us in 2021...

If they train Fulani herdsmen on modern ranching, will they die?

richardwarner:
i met a brillant frndly girl early this yr on a flight to Abj n we got talkin n we became really close n all, as we got to abj she brought d idea that we shud hook up again n i replied in affirmative....No problm. cos she strikes like that kind of a girl i will really like to get close to n probably b frnds with... same week on a saturday i was free from work i called her to meet me up in one of my favourite spot in abj but she turned it down n i got a little bit gross, she could sense it from my voice cos she was d one that had proposed that we hung out, but i wudnt blame her because of d recent happenings n all... she later called bck n asked if could come to her family house n see her which was a bit unsettlin to me too, but i later agreed n drove down to her house after she had given me directive, as an abuja former street boy it wasnt difficult to locate her family house... i got to d gate called her n she came out n asked d gate man to open the gate for me n i drove in parked n alighted from my car we hugged n laughed like we hv known ourselves for ages...we got in i met her mom n younger sis who could pass as her doppleganger, i greeted her mom n kneeled down with my one knee like yoruba's postrate before their kings..mom was no different from her daughters " freespirited, friendly n all, n i could tell she likes me too atleast from my appearance n aura." who does'nt like richie" �frnd around me could tell am nt just a regular naija boy... i get plenty home trainin...
To cut long story short" from inception i hv always bn frnds with female folks waybckfrn my uni days n all... it's a no brainer that wen u get too close to a nigerian girl wit tomuch act of chivalry towards her overtime she will start seein u as her boyfrnd " lover" even if u hv clearly stated u dnt want anything intimate with her but in her head she's already considering you for the post of a boyfrnd�...these i cn attest every nigerian girl is on this table...
like i said i am cuttin this story inother nt to write an espistle.... overtime i became really close to this family...her mom, dad, younger sis n everyone became really fond of me... she started catchin feelings same wit her younger sister n i could feel d tension in d air but i pretended like nothing was happenin because i didnt want to create any kind of bad blood btwn the two sisters... that same week i could smell that stuffs is'nt right anymore i took them clubbin at cubana n later met wit some couple frnds n even introduced them as my sisters n der argued we all laughed n its all passed, later that night we all drove to my place n der spent d night "sorry guys notin happen"� cos mine was closer n it was late...seriously i love this two sisters like my own sisters n i wudnt want to b involved in any relationship wit any cos it might later hurt either of them cos i could see both are already giving me green light...Fastforward to where everything turn sour...Mom called me one sunday afternoon n asked if i am free to come to d house ? n asked if der was an emergency or a problm? she said no, that she wanted to hv a conversation wit me,, i hurriedly drove down to see her n she asked if i would eat sunday rice i said no... Then she started by saying i shud stop playing games n pick a side,i asked how ma? she said that she sees me bn very close to her daughters n she is confused on who i am interested in n i shud man up n make a choose than confusing her daughters lives...omo i was perplexed n shocked to d bone... i could'nt even say anything cos i was confused..... To b continued.

FreeIgbos:
Igbos are the ethnic group putting up a stiff resistance while many others don't seem to understand the massive problem before them. Yet these same people who are equally facing the same challenges are manipulated by the common enemy to hate the Igbos and they sheepishly do so too instead of closing ranks to fight the barbarian hordes threatening their very existence.

Thebest12:
Hello Good morning nairalanders ,
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Pls I want to know am I about to experience heart break or I should do that now before she does it to me . My girlfriend just posted someone LOML . I just saw that on her stories. I investigated deeply and I found the guy's username . I saw that the guy has been commenting on her posts recently and I wonder why she posted the guy LOML . Am I about to experience heart break .? Should I kuku end the relationship now ? Pls I need your advice

vedaxcool:
remember many idiotic ipob terrorists will say nothing is being done about banditry yet FG has bombed and killed more of them for quite sometime.
If FG use unleash a tenth of the firepower being used on bandits on those misguided moronic ipob terrorists there will be no English word to describe the carnage that will be left behind.

bepositive11:
He's dating with the intention of marrying her so he has to show how he would be as a husband. What he did was very cheap.

I'm sure if a woman did that to you, you would feel that she's cheap too. Just a few thousands and he's even well off

Rozcol:
He knows my friend is very reserved, he will quickly grab that we planned it.Can you imagine he's hinting on proposal, I mean who marries a hardcore stingy man

ggood:
Akwa ibomite will kil*l him if he try to invade Akwa ibom land

ggood:
please is Tompolo controlling all the Niger Delta oil resources including Akwa ibom?

moneyissweet:
Nonsense question.

[s]You get 20mil you want to relocate,What makes you think you can make 20milion naira even if you go to Canada and stay there for 5 years.

Having 20 million naira with you is a sign that you are destiny to make it in Nigeria than any other country unless you make the 20 million naira though fast line.

You better use the same brain wey you use make the 20 million in Nigeria well o[/s]

Proffwhyhurry12:
Why will a reasonable person leave where he make that amount of money?

Because where that money is coming from, more is still there.

optimusprime2:
To be honest, you are putting yourself in a limited box, with your requested conditions.

Firstly not wanting to work for anyone... who or what entity will support your residency paperwise?


Secondly Entrepreneurship Taxes... bro let's be real here, 20 Million is not even up to 50,000 USD so what 100% profitable venture can you set up as an entrepreneur, let's say in Canada that's going to give you a consistent flow to match up to the taxes without you running at a loss within the first year?

Which Brings me to the third point; [s]Entrepreneurship/investment visa... the minimum amount required for most visas of this category is usually 150k usd or more depending on the country, and you are well below that threshold assuming you want to go indy, so your options are quite limited.[/s]

You seem limited to Caribbean zones or South American zones, scratch off some profitable Asian zones and English speaking zones.

For Europe the dynamics are very different, you just need to have a base in either a supporting employer, a spouse or an educational institution otherwise, Nada...

Either ways rethink your strategy, the specifics you stated are very limiting. I think relocation requests a great deal of flexibility from the individual, because things most definitely do not go as envisaged in such situations.

optimusprime2:
To be honest, you are putting yourself in a limited box, with your requested conditions.

Firstly not wanting to work for anyone... who or what entity will support your residency paperwise?


Secondly Entrepreneurship Taxes... bro let's be real here, 20 Million is not even up to 50,000 USD so what 100% profitable venture can you set up as an entrepreneur, let's say in Canada that's going to give you a consistent flow to match up to the taxes without you running at a loss within the first year?

Which Brings me to the third point; Entrepreneurship/investment visa... the minimum amount required for most visas of this category is usually 150k usd or more depending on the country, and you are well below that threshold assuming you want to go indy, so your options are quite limited.

You seem limited to Caribbean zones or South American zones, scratch off some profitable Asian zones and English speaking zones.

For Europe the dynamics are very different, you just need to have a base in either a supporting employer, a spouse or an educational institution otherwise, Nada...

Either ways rethink your strategy, the specifics you stated are very limiting. I think relocation requests a great deal of flexibility from the individual, because things most definitely do not go as envisaged in such situations.