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I can never hate this guy.. him pikin fine die

I will chase her out of my house, I don't have ears to listen to long or short story, any explanation will not be heard

when I heard that nnamdi kanu has disappeared, I cried because I knew he had been mauled by a police dog, such a sad end for a confused fool

MrDickfit:
Tell your papa make he come charge me to court na..

my papa get better thing to do with him time, he no be like your drunkard papa wey no get time train you, hate will kill you, because they are richer than your generation will ever be, you are hating them

mark will be alarmed by this, crumbling starts from small....... the reports and the growing of other apps will affect facebook but na zuckerbag still get whatsapp and instagram

TSOM:
If she's broke and petty, avoid her.

No matter how intelligent or pretty she might seem, if she's the afore-described female, she'd be a shameless leech.


I find it odd that people still go on traditional first-time 'dates' in restaurants and other such places to eat and talk over food.

Come on, guys, can't you be more creative? She's gone on a gazillion dates in such places. There'd be nothing special about both of you meeting, even if you are a good conversationalist.

Well, maybe it's because these guys go on 'dates' with random girls they just met.

How about meeting a girl on or offline, establishing contact and see if both of you get to hit if off- your masculine charm, looks and articulation could come into play.

If that works, she'd be more comfortable meeting up with you in secluded places, your apartment even.

Prepare a dinner or see a movie with the go-alongs of a movie theater (snacks, drinks, dimmed lights...) and more but in your apartment or hers.

You get privacy (which isn't necessarily about tumbling beneath the sheets but if it happens, go for it, brother) and get to know each other more. I mean, that's the essence of going on dates.


I can't even picture myself in any such scenario depicted in the screenshotted WhatsApp chat.
I go on unplanned dates in eateries- on-the-spot decisions to just go out with a Missy. The spontaneity is fun and both go out with open minds. At least, by then, both of you are already an item.


You guys are too predictable and sadly so. It's the foremost reason you cease being interesting to each other after meeting up for the first time.


Be innovative and unpredictable!

mr man,wake up to reality, nigerian girls don't give a damn about romantic things, they are more concerned about material things, most are dating men for money and not love, watching a movie in her house? be like sey this guy never go naija babe house

what sort of journalism is this? were they convicted by a court for you to call them criminals? every area of nigeria is now filled with half baked practionals, having access to internet and owning a blog doesn't make you a journalist, in a sane country, op would be charged to court

cao:
It's funny how you still haven't noticed I'm the mod, oh callous one. Just because your mouth is directly connected to your a$$ doesn't mean we have to suffer through your nonsense. Let Amadioha strike the stupidity out of you.

so you think you are now successful because you are a nairaland mod?



to all shouting, nigerians are not ready for video gamers, how many nigerians subscribe to gaming websites?, before telling the govt to copy other countries, research well on the citizens.. how many nigerians are well fed to the extent of subscribing for video games? we can't copy everything oyinbo people do abeg

MobileGees:
oga na mod you dey talk to oooo

You get mind ooo

You go chop everlasting ban ooo

lol, I no even sabi am, seun don carry goat do mod o

cao:
Aw, look at you preening. Amadioha is going to strike the stupidity out of you. You should be grateful, oh callous one.

calling me a callous one is a compliment kid, tell your overlord to stop abusing the government despite giving bribes to move his post to fp



ogun, you dey hear me so? go the mod and this pikin house one by one and make sure sey you no come back until you kill them

cao:
Amadioha might as well strike you for being so callous.

are you not the fool that said video game industry is a multi billion dollar industry? we are trying to stop corruption in our country and two unfortunate and exchanging favours in dark, blaming government for the problems in our country but still offering bribe to move useless posts to the fp



once again, ogun kill the mod wey move this shiit come fp and you cao also, ewu sambisa

video game is what is important to you inspite of the challenges facing nigeria?



ogun kill the mod wey carry this thing come fp

no be presido car be this, s550?

nothing wey man no go see for twitter, joro don infect them with story forming disease, just for people to visit

she said the truth but she added lies to support it, no screenshots of the death threats but you want us to believe you





all these baby making machines sef, their matter don tire me

I hate big belle pass shit, even if the yansh and boobi big like titanic, na karishika I go dey see if I wan nack

donstan18:
I detest unwanted pregnancy, that's why I hate baby mamas and single mothers.

na so my brother, why have sex when you can't avoid pregnancy, I always curse single mothers everytime I see one because of the problem they will make their children face

na danny chuks erotic story I dey read for this guy blog that time

kolafolabi:
Patrolling in commercial vehicle is so common and the funniest part is that no money will be paid to the drivers throughout the whole day..

they no born them well make them no pay the driver, drivers get craze pass police my brother and him fellows go support because govt no dey like offend drivers, police sef sabi na

nairaland mods and collecting money to move things to front page are like 5&6


abeg help me with that zuma meme

why she and ogbonna no deh snap, be like sey na phuck me make I born marriage dem do

ThatIjawBoy:
you know her?

anyway it's her Opinion

yes na, I have a lot of friends in her department

this yeye girl, she don Bleep almost all the boys wey dey sems

this guy was expected to be the next big thing in african football but he flopped badly, na him and kroos be set for that tournament

MrCork:



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.. ....the good news is u can now buy lightskin sexxx dolls online with great lightskin bottom!!! (((THANK ME LATER ))

so people that believe dating a light skinned woman is some sort of achievement exist? I marvel at your logic, tuwale baba ode