bayer not bayern

follow asroma on twitter if you want a funny football club page

I don naked swear for the mod wey carry this trash come FP

mod, be prepared, go and start visiting churches and mosques because mt curses are coming for you

why are girls always concerned about how sexy they look instead of how sharp their brains are?..

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if you call them sex objects, they will start ranting, see as this amputee dey try force sexiness

e don be for that pikin... he go slow pass china traffic

so a kid one year older than you sexually harassed you and you couldn't fight him? my sister, you wanted it, you now call it sexual harassment when you are now full of regret.


about the emotional issues, I grew up with the same but I stopped giving a damn about it, try doing things you like and then you will heal

abbeyty:


What happens to for better for worse when you guys were exchanging vows ?

who vows epp abeg? that one no concern, make she carry her barrenness go her papa house

dominique:


So in a situation where she's having unbalanced hormones or fibroids, you'll rather send her out empty than than support her while she's recovering. If the tables were turned and you were the one with the issues, you'll call family meeting on her head preaching to her that a goo wife must be support her husband no matter what. I've seen this play out in more than one case. Like I said, people like you are better off never getting married.

did I cause the fibrioud or the hormonal issues? I cannot disrupt my well planned life because of a woman, let her keep getting her treatment while I will keep finding a new wife... what is even the job of a woman as a wife if not child bearing? abi na romance go turn pikin?


about tables being turned, I will never beg her to stay, I don't do to others what I wouldn't want to be done to me..if I can send her out, I won't even budge if she leaves, na to find solution be next thing, no be to deh beg

use their fluids to do ritual my brother, get some money and buy him a shag house

dominique:


What if you're the one with sperm count/motility issues? You think infertility is the woman's problem only? People like you are better off never getting married rather than putting another person's daughter through unnecessary pressure and misery over something that may not even be her fault

so I won't do test before sending her out abi? I'm educated to know about the test but not educated enough to continue a childless marriage

it is not everybody that will act like the whites abeg

Amakababe:
Who cares?
Just enjoy yourself. Even if it's unhealthy, it's the man that'll end up sucking all the bacteria away.

You have nothing to lose abeg

until you let a guy with fungi, bacteria and virus infested mouth suck you..



they will beg you to open legs, you will curse the person

two years after marriage, if I don't have a child, the woman is leaving my house.. especially if the wedding is a society one


some will come here to form civilisation but it is all lies, the purpose of marriage is free sex and children... maybe the cancer treatment of banky has affected his sperm

I believe we will achieve things with sarri and from what I have seen, roman is ready to raid the market once more


chelsea fans will smile this season while their rival fans will wail uncontrollably


#ktbffh

this yeye prophet don come again? always seeing conc vision, the man vision no dey good, na bad bad things him eyes dey see


he said saraki will be presido, 2019 dey come

taraba state is cursed, the north central states are the worst to live in in nigeria, the death rate is too high there and the deaths are bad ones like drowning, fulani attack and snake bites



corpers should be very careful these days, the agent of death has stolen nysc register

me sef no dey baff go school sometimes

you sha made your money so don't disturb us with your non-baffing

vizkiz:


Apart from
Broda Wasiu
Crazeclown
Lasisi
Brother shagi (sometimes)
Woli Arole (sometimes)
And Maraji.

Every other Nigerian "Skit makers" are all Boring as fück with Zero humor.

how will you classify Ll these ones as funny?

apart from shaggi and tywse others dry like old woman toto

please mods, stop shoving this BBN news down our throats, it is now boring

I go naked swear for the mod wey go carry another BBN news to FP in 2 weeks

I have always said it that igbos are chronic ritualists, they just hide the guise of spare parts and electronics


this guy would have travelled to south west and establish a faux biz and his fellow crooks will now start shouting developer

well they should keep doing, they will wipe out biafra before they gain independence

true football fans know, wenger and the board had an agreement so that wenger won't finish his career in a very poor way


same thing happened with emery at p.s.g, he decided to step down to save his face, he knew he was going to get the kick

imagine, who pays 700k just for an ad. If you check the brands that these guys advertise, you will realise that they are small businesses

only if the 700k is not for a post but for like 7

stagger:


Ignorance extreme. Instagram ads are FB's number 1 ad selling platform. My wife's business gets most of its customers from Instagram posts.

I do not know how you will sit in your house and make the statement captured in bold print. Ignorance is a killer.

so your wife pays 700k to advertise?


your wife makes money from instagram ads like everyone does but she does not make enough money to pay 700k for advert

innocential3032:
Naija mentality, one cn nt tap blessing frm another again abi? Let me be observing na

go and steal lyrics abroad and you will end up running your career with court cases
..

all these unexposed nlanders sef

IamAirforce1:
People and jealousy

Just look at the comments

so you must like everything you see?

a lot of people like her sister, because they say the sister is ugly doesn't mean they are jealous

a whole law graduate that doesnt know that it is necessary to give facial description

what kind of graduates are we producing in Nigeria abeg?

cover your face bro, you be learner for phuck matter

I like as the guy mention "all ladies"

a lot of unexposed guys here think girl shit happens only in naija, they don't know that oyinbo girls are worse, they will marry you just to divorce you and collect alimony...naija girls will marry you so they can enjoy your money

oyinbo girls will get pregnant so they can be collecting big child support from you... naija girls will fake pregnancy to collect abortion money

oyinbo girls do not pay for dates/share bills mostly, they just don't come empty handed and most have nothing meaningful to offer in a relationship except disturbing your peace and stealing hoodies.

oyinbo girls are sluts, they Bleep a lot especially on Fridays when they are in clubs

you also do not want to be on the bad books of an oyinbo girl, ask those in prison for false rape accusation.

bitter truth is naija girls are bad but they are more preferable than oyinbo girls especially if you are the typical Nigerian man that loves controlling women

only igbo masses are concerned about Biafra, the rich ones that are making money outside Biafra don't care.

most american insta pages don't collect up to 700k, these guys just lie about the money they charge to make them sophisticated


you guys should think about it na, ladies selling glasses, shoe sellers and cloths sellers are mostly their patronizers. except for some upcoming brands that stop advertising when they get sizeable customers

voiceofthetruth:


Lol... You know nothing about the power of social media. For every 3 persons that just laugh and move on, there is 1 person that clicks the advert... Ask yourself this : If instagram adverts don't work, why do so many fortune 500 and other big companies keep on paying heavily for it.. Even Nigerian banks with all their cutting costs measures and tight fists do it.... You know nothing derrydinny

look at the products they advertise and you will realize that they are small brands....if they paid big, you won't see a brand advertising on about 10 pages


Nigerians are diff and they do not worship celebs like others, even to like celeb post an war

only a fool will pay 700k to him, insta ads don't get a lot of customers, people just watch it and laugh, most do not even bother to click

don't say it if you are not asked.. as for me, I don't want to know shit about your past, don't just have a wide Toto and std


chikena