₦airaland Forum

OneCorner:
no mind ur mama... she no get sense

Do u have a mom.. cos ur statement indicated u lack common sense.

Will sell for half the price money sef....oya where the money dey���

Okoyeebos:
Would you take 30 rounds of bullets with a 1947 model rifle to face armed robbers?

Would you face robbers with only 30 bullets?

Would you face robbers without bulletproof vests?

Would you face armed robbers with only 47 as your monthly salary?

Would you face armed robbers without any form of life insurance or health benefits?

Would you lay down your life while fighting robbers knowing that your wife may have to sleep with randy police officers before she gets your entitlements?

If you are comfortable with the above, please sign up to join the Nigerian Police.

Menh....diz one strong ooh��

How come you know so much about porn

JamaicanLove:
My ex was a chronic masturbator(dunno if im correct). This guy fit spend hours for bathroom dey watch porn and dey masturbate too. Him go use every fibre for him body stroke him dhick. Na only God been fit deliver me from him.. my Toto been hear am sha

Looool...the guy libido high pass your own.

taylor88:
hmmm... I taught they said IPOB is not recognised internationally









The blaming game continues








Thunder fire Buhari front left right centre back and his impotent blokos

looool...who tell u say his blokos dey impotent...

The guy na mumu raise to the power of ten...Still thinking whether to cancel the wedding because he doesn't know how people will react damn the people it's your f**king life. God saved u from a miserable, horrible and wicked woman, and u are there speaking grammar. A cancelled wedding is better than decietfull marriage.

[quote author=Tozyne779 post=64606187][/quote]because na your father get mtn blah?....scamming Nigerians since 90 b4 b4...just respect yourself and look for another job...awu.

One of my favorite attacking midfielder in super eagles..I remembered how we trekked from Emenbrien street, okumagba avenue down to warri/sapele road in jubilation because you( Oruma) was part of the victorious dream team Atlanta 96. May God heal u and restore all that u have lost.....I hope say your papa igbe(jazz) matter no follow for wetin dey do u?.

wisdomguy4u:
My fellow nairalanders, pls you guys should follow me digest this my matter. Una fit learn one or two things. 


Around 23rd of Dec 2017, i travelled from benin to my hometown in Anambra state for the Christmas holiday. While on the way i called my fiancee who stays in Onitsha with her parents, i asked her if we could lodge in a hotel when i get to onitsha so i can continue my journey to my hometown the next day. She told me she can't sleepover as her parents won't let her ( as she was expected to cook the next day). So we agreed that when i get to onitsha i will come pick her up and drop her back in the evening.


So when i got to onitsha i went straight to her house. And with the permission of parents , i went out with her (her parents 
knows me ).


We went to a nice hotel in onitsha where i booked a room #9,500 (lodging). We relaxed have some drinks and food. We talked about how our wedding will be. I wanted the wedding to hold around June this year , but she wanted it early. We had a nice time together as it has been months since we haven't seen. 


After some hours together, she said she has to go as her parents would be expecting her. I told her i will drop her and from there head to my hometown. She asked me what about the room i paid for lodging... i told her that we would have to return the key as i cannot sleepover in the room all alone when i know i can still reach my hometown if i leave now. As a smart girl (which she feels she is), she told me that if the hotel workers finds out that I'm leaving,they would just put someone else in the room and pocket the money to themselves (in my mind then i was like that's their luck then). 


As we were about to leave the room , i wanted to return the key, but she suggested i leave the key inside the room and just jam the door so they wouldn't know that we have left until the next day. I asked her why didnt she want the workers to make gain from it; she said the workers didn't attend to us well, that they were forming big girls. I did as she suggested,  jammed the door and we left. I dropped her up in her street and left immediately for my hometown (that was around 6:00pm).


While on route to my hometown i met a heavy traffic jammed around nkpor junction. After an hour or so in traffic, i decided to go back to the hotel and spend the night , and continue my journey on the early morning of the next day, so as to bypass the traffic. 


When i got to the hotel (around 8pm) , i walked straight to the room i earlier booked. But when i tried to open the door...i found out that it was locked. Angrily,  i walked down to query the receptionist on why she should put someone else in the room when i never told her that I'm done with it. 


But to my astonishment,  she told me she didn't give the room out to anybody. She called one of the security guard to accompany us to the room to find out who the intruder is. 


When we got the door, the receptionist knocked . A young boy on his underpants opened the door and asked what the matter was. The receiptionist asked to find out when and how he got the room. The young boy went in and brought out the receipt of payment bearing my name .


At that moment i sensed what could be up, so i pushed the door open and got in, nobody was in the room . i tried to open the bathroom, and noticed it was locked from the inside (In my mind i prayed to God let it not be what I'm thinking).

After several knock on the bathroom door, the person behind the door finally opened it. Behold it was my fiancee (ex-fiancee now).  I was shocked . 


I was so furious that i felt like giving her a sound slap. She was just crying and couldn't say a word (what would she say? She was caught in the act). I called her mother that night to inform her of what happen, she was shocked too. She said she call her on phone and told her she would be spending the night with me as we were setting plans for our upcoming wedding. 


Some girls have fish brain, you met a guy who love you and even got engaged with you. But yet you still mess around with your street boys who couldn't afford to pay for a hotel room or even get his own apartment. This should be a lesson to you girls.


As i enter the new year , i enter with the watchword "trust no woman , fear every woman".  In this new year , may we find our true love. Fake love will not be our portion.

Damn! This is too much to handle especially with someone u were planning to spend the rest of your life with. Jah is your strength.... Your loyal and faithful wife will locate u in Jesus name.

Beckino:
Moi-moi is moi-moi just like pizza is pizza (pizza is an Italian name). No english name abeg.

Loooool i don laugh tire.

Topestbilly:


Since we don't have his part of the story, I will advise you to be honest to yourself because it's going to do you a big favour.

*Check yourself if you've done something wrong that led to all this maltreatment

*Check if there are some particular doing of yours that irritates him.

*if you find any of the above, sit him down, beg him, tell him u wil make amends but if you truly check yourself and your hands are clean. Remember your life and happiness are your priorities.

May God help you.

May God bless u for the advice and add more knowledge to your modular.

1897Milan:

Scammer how market. Just respect yourself before Thunder from Ogun, Ebonyi and ekiti state go strike u down.

mosho2good:
BREAKING NEWS;

Nigeria political party transfer window open;
APC sign Obanikoro for an unknown fee. The former Real Eko Striker was central to PDP runner up in Lagos Gubernatorial Cup.
PDP to sign Atiku on free transfer as APC refuse to renew his contract based on personal terms. This mercurial Bayern Yola midfield mestro is known for His skills. A veteran of many Presidential Champions League semi-finalist. He is known for nearly winning the presidential cup before OBJ edged him in The Penalty shootout.
Rumour has it that Mama Taraba is on her way to PDP for a record signing, As former PDP National chairman's wife sign a 4year deal with APC with undisclosed amount. This Mpabbe of Nigerian politics has a raw talent but it unfortunate no PSG to snap her up.
Another Rumour that was confirmed by our correspondents yesternight has it that PDP is ready to break the bank in oder to sign 7 APC Governors, Ministers, Senators and House of Rep members into their team in a Couple of days inorder to solidify the club ahead of 2019 Presidential Champions League, Gubernatorial FA Cup, and LGA Carling Cup between APC and PDP,and other mushroom parties promises to be exciting...
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Stay tune for more speculations and transfer rumor on Nigeria political transfer window on this Station...

Lol

nNEOo:
the should have called the no provided by the Nigeria police force








abi?

I no understand ooh.

auxxx1:
See my account balance is for all mtn sim working

Scammer how far?

magoo10:

He lambasted the Buhari government for showing more interest in politics than economics. “And if you don’t get the economics right, then governance cannot work.

What does buhari know about economics kwanu,how does cattle rearing relate to economics in governance, somebody that have not written a book nor given intellectual lecture.
It really amaze me how zombies think the man can do magic in making Nigeria prosper economically.

u made me Iaugh

I b like diz guy before ooh.

TrueHeart365:
Wazobia and cool fm.

Evening oyoyo with diplomatic opj and tweeteee

Especially evening oyoyo with OPJ, I love dat man.

apexJ:
92.5 Dream FM
Time 2-4(the ngwongwo Parliament aka One Nigeria)

I follow u for back.

Smugglers mix with jazz activated.

Is the igbe road in Auchi. My uncle's shop is along that road ooh.