₦airaland Forum

But buhari blamed Jonathan a lot doing his tenure.
Southern politicians don't know the 101 of Nigerian politics.

Uzodinma, this is not how to be a man. What did imo people d to you?

Guy, why u no pack well for that swimming trunk?
Mtcheew.
If it's a naija lady, 10 pages of insult.

[quote author= post=108793996]Chairman of United Nigeria Airlines, Dr. Obiora Okonkwo, tapping palm wine in his compound in his country home in Ogidi in Idemili north local government, Anambra state

Fresh palm wine kegs for Christmas


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvsQIze6mGU

https://www./341164677123034/permalink/634351364471029/

Happy Christmas guys[/quote]You are better than this.
There are some catchy headlines that can still give you the views you crave.

Why is her name igbo?
I thought they are not igbo
Why didn't change her name?

onomej4u:
Buying cartoon of frozen chicken at 20k or so is better than buying this overpriced life chicken.
Eating chicken this year is not by force ooooo.

Thank you.
Why must it be life chicken?

etchiep:
15k in Warri , but with plenty abeg & yanga u go kon do like say u dey go them go kon call u back to take am for 13k

Since I was small, I have always heard things are very expensive in warri. Why?

Sighs.
It is well

Biglittlelois:
He should check himself, that he married another wife doesn't mean his previous wife will leave cos kings always have multiple wives, he is the problem.

Civilization has deemed some cultural practices archaic and outdated. Decades ago, Kings can proudly marry many wives with multiple concubines in my tribe and people will look the other way. Nowadays, it's like a taboo. Yet to read about a king with 2 wives. Eg is obi of onitsha. To avoid unnecessary palace squabbles and dirty politics among Co wives and children, some of these norms that is not progressive is weaned out.
What do a man gain by marrying multiple wives if not problems?
Can he love all?

Aniboo:
So today I decided to drive around my estate,
Later got to shoprite to get my cigarettes and some boost
Immediately I reach there na I see two lit skin girls
I mean very good looking girls
,so I stop the most beautiful one among . We talked and got her number n I gave her mine as well . Omo as I just reach house she don call me reach 4 times, so I went straight to write her on WhatsApp.
Mehn lo and behold
Na hook up them come out for
From 30k we bargain price to 10k short time .
My question now is . How the next generation will be like . Cos main looking at these girlS they are barely 22 years of age . I just weak don’t e even know what to say to the girl
I only told her I will call you when I’m in the hotel
She said be fast oh cos she might be engaged
Meaning other customers are waiting abi, na there the whole vibes die

When you see unemployed youth with a bleak future, u will know.
All these wannabe yahoo boys

RapportNaija:
Wahala go siddon, una go go find am!

Na so una dey attract untimely death.

Person carry belle 9 months, uno find am. She marry, born finish...

2 days old baby, u say u won go ask if na your own - cause the baby fair - and the woman husband dark...

Lol, people wey dey advice you no like you at all!

Na hooe, uno fit marry am - but you won claim hooe pikin... Where u come from? Na Lagos Island boy you be ba, because na una get this kind silly troublemaking thinking.

Good luck

Is makoko part of lagos Island?
He behaves like those people I saw in a documentary in makoko

gift0123:
I heard so, but I am not sure those procedures work.

Surgery(vaginoplasty). Kegel do help.

Our grandmothers know how they did it.

MufasaLion:
I totally agree with her. She made the right decision for herself. She wasn't being a hypocrite that's gonna end up committing adultery.

Thank you for seeing it as what it is.

Engrr:
What stopped them from giving other countries that need them before they expire or is it forbidden for us to help others?... Must we always be the ones to be helped

Fed govt wanted to buy from China. Their colonial master blocked it and said they will provide. Okay provide now, they didn't until the millions they stored were about to expire, they now shipped everything down here.
Go and read lai Muhammed report on it when the news came out last month. Fed govt pleaded and was ready to pay.

It was BBC that first carried the news if I can remember that we allowed vaccines worth millions to waste away making Nigeria look guilty.
Lai decided to open their nyash.
For those that think the West isn't our problem in Nigeria.

For the first time, I applaud this govt.

1Sharon:
Shallow as hell.

Because his dick is small doesn't mean he doesn't know how to use it and the 10 second thing can be worked on.

She really threw the baby out with the bath water.

People have preferences.
She don't want small dick.
The same way some men hate big boobs.
It's not a turn on for her.

As for the 10mins, I agree it can be worked on. I don't blame that lady.

ezegenigbonine:
My sister, if only he met you a virgin and was the one that deflower you, his small joystick would have matched your virgina.

God made it in a way that if you open a hole with 2 inches nail, the hole will always match 2 inches nail.
But to you women, a 6 inches nail will open your hole and you will be complaining that 2 inches nail is too small for the hole.

However it piss me off when a woman will be disvirgined by a big prick and she will be putting blame on an innocent man with small prick.

Try and allow your husband to disvirgin u and see if you will ever complain even if the man has the smallest penis in the world.

Get health textbook for secondary school and read

1Sharon:
Are you kidding me? This is a stupid reason to dump someone.

Seriously?

The lady told herself the truth.
She doesn't want tiny dick which may propell her going outside to search for it.

ArewaNorth:
It isn't true. Averagely speaking there is no cultism in Northern states.
Politicians use thugs not cultist. Only political will can end cultism and thuggery.
Between 1999-2011 there were many thugs in Jigawa, Katsina (kauraye), Gombe, Bauchi (Sara suka), Kano (yan daba) but with political will of the predecessors of those Governors there are nor those gangsters in Katsina, Jigawa, Bauchi, Gombe and Kano. It is only recently that Ganduje is trying to set back the good work of his predecessors in Kano.
Kwankwaso has done excellent work with very good approach in eliminating those gangs in Kano.
There are thugs bit not cultist!

U think boko haram is social group?

This man that purposefully visit slums only.
Wicked Caucasian with hidden agenda.

He visited only makoko in lagos.

If atomic bomb can be sent through social media........

Even ffk, fayose, osibanjo and obj are born again too

Kriss216:
Catholic Church dey try to uphold our culture and inheritance.

Kudos to them.

Otito diri Jesu.

Na ndù ebe ebe.

If I should ever step my feet into a church again, It will be catholic. They assimilate every culture they find themselves in. Steadily wane off bad ones and replace it with better alternatives. They never condemn the native doctors, traditionalists. Nope.
Also the do lots of community projects.
This is the psychology the West is using to hold unto Africa.


I think the types of churches we have in Nigeria tells the type of politics we play.

mmsen:
Is this the same Catholic church that has been telling people not to use their native names?

When nd wear please

Are we supposed to celebrate this?
Can't a black man be pope?

Oh, it doesn't fit their messiah ideology where blacks are devils and white or causing saviours

cococandy:
In another life, I’d be a Nigerian pastor

Or even an American one. They are all the same. Mostly

President's don't enjoy life like these people I tell you. Who want to give it up?
Look at their wives?
I said before any man who loves church and is ardent is just there for one reason, how to get his hands on the apple pie
Small time they will start seeing vision of how God told them to become a pastor, the yearning they have to spread the gospel. They even need private jets to reach to the communities and I'm yet to see any Nigerian community a pastor hs gone to preach with private jet
Iffahia

Merry Xmas in advance my sweetheart. Greetings to your family.

oyatz:
FFK doesn't have the power or rights to arrest and jail anybody for whatever reasons.

Only the courts can do that if a person commits a criminal offense to warrant that punishment. Precious absconding away from home or abandoning the children is not a criminal offense.

In this Nigeria
Hahahaaaaa, I laughed in kantonese

This guy never dreamt he will fail.

He was promised 100% win.
He was told to fulfill his part and the rest will be history.
He turned anambra into war zone.

He masterminded killing of sons and daughters disguised as unknown gunmen so as to pin that on ipob and hand anambra over to fulani.
Once fulani take hold of anambra bye bye igbo people. Kwara will be better.

May all the evil he did in anambra swallow him and his family.
Iseeeeeeee!

Jokerman:
God is bigger than IVF..... Abraham gave birth before the invention of IVF....

It is human invention called IVF.
Celebrate those who invented and made it what it is today you humans filled with denials and envy.

We will rush to grab all other countries spent millions of dollars on research, trial and errors to make spanning centuries or decades but when it's time to acknowledge such, we will start yarning dust. No be the same people give you bible?
Black man don't have shame.

cococandy:
If you don’t put fear in them, how will they be afraid of hell fire?

Exactly.
Fear of dying, fear of going to hell fire when pastors live in luxury in this world.

What luxury awaits them in heaven that's better than what they enjoy on earth now?
If they have the power, they will extend their lifespan to 200yrs.
Arrogant masochists.

And the popular and notorious" the holy spirit said......," When it's you communicting your feelings black and white.

The worst thing that ever happened to us is hypnosis of the mind using religion.

That is the most lasting dangerous weapon of control ever created by mankind. Others have moved o but in Africa and Middle East, its like a cankerworm. Has made us dance naked in market Square.

Dymaco:
Chaiii.....
All I see is Ngige hand in the matter. Andy ubah Goan rest

It's written, forgive but never forget.

Don't know how many years uzodinma have remaining. Imo state must be free from roaches.