₦airaland Forum

Enny2013:
Lol! And some persons said white ladies are d most faithful n trustworthy... Always insulting Nigerian females
It is well.
I stl dnt knw y it is hard for people to b faithful. Is cheating not stressful? Unnecessary STRESS,I think.

Hilariously hilarious

Yesterday it was an oyibo that left a whole usa to Ghana with Ghanaian billionaire.
Today, its that 10% of such angels don't know who the father of their kids are

It must be very painful to see your idol being shamefully striped naked in your presence for stealing.


At least Nigerian women knew who the fathers of their kids are. Just that they opt to close mouth cos of societal stigmatisation

loveymom:
Yes, we are good and hope you guys are good too?
Any new appliance(s) that you have discovered for us?

Hahaaaaaa

If I catch you eeh

Very funny thread

loveymom:
Being a while here, Cococandy, Descarado, Cutiereborn Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Merry Christmas my lovely

I hardly visit this side these days.

Hope you all are OK?

Wonder what will happen when world powers change again

Cultistupdate:
Just look at that young boy filled with life.

Nigerian police is filled with idiots else, you should have been behind bar by now.

Are you not udele?

What manner of security agencies do we have in Nigeria please?

This looks tribal.

When it's sin by our pastors

A pastor once said putting on jeans by men is a sin.
I just can't deal with those masochists.

CUMIN:
Can you. Share his recent pics

U use Internet.
Google his recent images.

Is the guy his PR?

While some are making millions on YouTube with fake mukbang.

Life mo balance at all

If it's a Nigerian babe, 2pages and more.

Oyibo ladies hate free money. Infact, she paid and bought her air tickets and hotel accommodation herself.

Team oyibo

Saturn444:
Imo State has for the past many years been run by people of questionable characters.

Imo people have allowed themselves to be led by the worst of their own.

There is growing power struggle with masses not knowing the vision of government.

As in. I'm shocked at what has been happening in that state and Abia.

I thought imo has erudite sons and daughters who love their states with passion.
No strong man that will work against these politicians from behind? Come to think of it, do they have strong men at all?
Who are the who is who in imo?
Not old iwuanyanwù.

Truvelisback:
Note: I'm not against marriage. Marriage is a beautiful thing especially if u find a compactable partner. I'm only talking abt the drives or motives behind many marriages today.

Who made you a judge among the living?
What right have you?

I blame buhari

There is absolutely nothing to hate spending the yuletide with your people engaging in all forms of entertainment.
I love this.
Which town didn't we chuk head because of masquerades?

Acidosis:
Emotional blackmail no dey work for me o. OP's mother has got no terminal disease. She clearly mentioned that her mother has always been the type that avoid chores at all cost. This is the same type of lady y'all avoid when it comes to marriage but na Nairaland we dey, at the sound of Mother or 9 Months pregnancy, all brain cells shut down automatically!


Let a male version of OP open another thread on whether to marry a slay queen who can't cook or wash and see the reaction. You people are never consistent with your thoughts and perception.

I really don't understand you.


I hope you don't subtly lump me among the majority here and I also don't think you read by submissions here cos if you do, you wouldn't be going back and forth with me. I decided not to take that post 1 after the other for proper dissection cos what we have up there is a whiny whiny.
Post was incoherent. Go and read the inconsistencies on that post once more and see why people came for the posters head nd he rn away.

I bet you the poster is catching cruise. One of those boys here that love to derile women.

When you see real post, nobody will tell you

armyofone:
Lmao
Did you ? Whenever i move to a new place, I don't like showing i know how to make jrice - i learned lesson so I pretend not to know how to make it.
Most time, that's what they ask for lol.

I did. Got no choice as she will bug me always

Since I joined nairaland, I've been seeing threads like this yet thousands marry every year.


Rant from now till eternity, thousands will still continue to marry.
So why not save that energy and use it to be useful to yourself. When you reach the age of commitment, don't marry.

It's not even a force these days.


Buhari, why?

Acidosis:
You understand her very well. Do you cook for your own mother? How often do you do that?


Y'all put yourselves in @op's shoes. How many of you cook and wash your mothers clothes here right from your secondary school days?

Why won't I cook for her?
This same woman is singlehandedly sponsoring them. To cook, wash and keep compound clean is now a problem.
In this present day Nigeria?
This my dear, is an ingrate.

There a lots of things you guys don't know about most mothers. When mothers have terminal illness, 80% don't tell their children especially when they still depend on them.
They will keep mute and still go out to toil and make sure their kids have the basics like education and food.

You don't know anything.

armyofone:
Smokey aromatic Jrice and turkey in a sauce dinner

Used smoked tomatoes and red pepper.

I break the rule by not adding side veggies just for yesterday.

Just look at the color
It is well.

A Kenyan colleague begged me to make naija jollof rice for her. See as my heart swell up with pride.

armyofone:
Here I was asking myself where are you and wondering what you prepared!

I dey o

Theyoungmatron:
I can't wrap my head around a woman that's hardworking enough to singlehandedly train grown up kids being called "lazy" by her last born

Na the nairaland alpha male group.
They don't know when to draw the curtain.
Sorry for the would be wife if this is a guy.
If it's a lady,men should run for their lives

Chummynoni:
You said your mum is lazy, how did she manage to train you people singlehandedly? You are the lazy one here . You now brought out your mum dirty underwear to wash in public, so that some useless untrained bitter soul would have a field day insulting your mother.

I really don't understand the rant.
Ungrateful child.

This one has a roof over his or her head and is schooling yet complaining about housework.
It is well

walkbrazil4k:
Lol, is that not what we as Nigerians love? Even tonto Dike talk am some go as far as renting money from bdc guys

You will not make money blogging or vlogging by throwing jabs.
Many towed this part and simply fizzled out.
Why are u fighting with yourself.

I have gone through one of your threads before, seems like you are very disappointed with yourself and therefore wish others failure. Hatred and jealousy are strong emotion

armyofone:
Bless me lord with appetite to eat 3 wraps of akpu.

I want to be like you when I grow up.

What did you prepare?

Nobody grilled turkey?

I even bought marinade injector thinking I will be free

Mckandre:
speaking of cancer, that microwave over there is more dangerous than u think.

Mr scientist

Lexusgs430:
You don't want a non vegetarian bear nah......... If you do, in the process of keeping you warm, it might just take a few chunks .............

You will not kime

ahnie:
Sorry about your ordeal....I would harken to your suggestion.

The mop he's using is his size,iike I literally had to break some length of the mop stick off.

Lovely then. You are doing perfectly well.

Thank you. It's one of those things. We have counted our loss, and moved forward. These days, we have some clauses added to agreement papers. Didn't built to incur loss.

gistbite:
Jésù!!!

This lady is so funny

I have been laughing non stop here

Lexusgs430:
Hot water bottle would also keep you warm........


Madam, just pay this bill jejely........


If your property got a thermostat, use it to regulate the heater. If it's electric heater, don't leave it on permanently. Turn off, when warm enough.......

Or get a vegetarian bear ........... For special warm hugs ........ .

Hot water bottle
Vegetarian bear

gistbite:
So heater is unavoidable?

You get choice?

Enjoy it while it last. UK cold wey dey attack bones
At least not all year. At a point, you will forget you have heater.

Cool but please, supervise his sister. It's still very risky for a 6 years old to cook unattended. One of my houses was burnt down by a small girl cooking indomie and of course she knows how to cook indomie very well. As in from the roof was razed down.
Kids that age can wash their undies and smal clothes. Give him a small mop he can handle. T

Lexusgs430:
Electric blankets, loads of duvet, loads of jumper's etc etc

Be aware, loads of patients take up beds unnecessarily, after suffering from CAP...........

She won't understand.
There are bills that are necessities.
Compliments of the season Lexusgs430.
I hope you will be less mischievous this coming year and stop speaking in parables

These people have grounded imo state cos of ego, power and greed.
It's now I know imo state don't have strong men.

How can they allow politicians to experiment with their state to this level?