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Crime / Re: Total War Against Name Checkers On Nairaland by descartes400: 12:21pm On Jan 07
davit:
So Seun Osewa, when will you make comments on Christian thread solely Christians as you did for Muslims?

Seconded!

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest 43-Year-Old Man For Killing His Wife In Yobe by descartes400: 9:12am On Jan 07
DarkJeddi:
I'm sure she had the same exact prayer on her life..

But as usual,God was busy glaring at those that refused to pay their tithe,to do something about it..

RIP to her..
cheesy
Business / Re: Naira Appreciates By 13.51% To N895.23/$1 by descartes400: 9:08am On Jan 05
I feel happy for every gains the Naira makes against the dollar. And I wish the gains keep increasing.

I don't understand why it's a bad news for some people like they derives massive orgasim for negativism on the well being of the nation.
Travel / Re: Japa: Lady Relocates To Canada With Donations From Friends And Classmates by descartes400: 1:11pm On Jan 04
Watinhapen:
What the woman did was bad but then again she only used common sense knowing fully well that if she asked for a loan to travel to Canada no one will help. Nigerians only help when they feel pity for you and also feel that they’re above you. The only way to make them feel good about helping you is when you tell them that you’re sick, or don’t have money to feed. No one will give you money to upgrade yourself.

Oh I see! Obtaining money by false pretense is now common sense and not the FRAUD that it is.

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Romance / Re: Their Body Gum During Séx, The Man's Wife Called Native Doctor (video) by descartes400: 11:41pm On Jan 03
Uptownerd:
This is called Pénis Captivus though, a rare medical condition.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzYt7hWodYI?si=hXJy9t6ZrOCpA0dZ

Penis Captivus...is the process whereby the Vigina holds the Penis hostage as seen in the video above.

An hostage negotiator was invited and the news media was present.

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Crime / Re: Driver Crushes Man Sleeping Under Truck To Death In Lagos by descartes400: 1:09pm On Jan 01
SharingIsLife:
So bad!


No. Not sympathy but JUSTICE is what we want for the dead motor boy and his family. Though no amount of money is enough to pay for the life of the child, the driver should pay all that has been spent on the child until this age.

If not because of the bad Governance of Buhari and Tinubu, this child would have been in school instead of doing this kind of odd job.

What criminal offence can you charge the truck driver with? You can't charge him for murder, vehicular manslaughter charges will not stick to warrant a jail time, negligence something will not even stick...

The fact the deceased is called motorboy does not mean he is a child.

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Romance / Re: I Want To Cancel The Marriage Plans. What Do You Think? by descartes400: 8:59am On Dec 30, 2023
TheFreshVanilla:
She called her ex in your presence to come pick her from your house? Really? May every parent reap the fruits of their labour.

There were many red flag and instances to have called off the relationship but this was the very height of it, yet he failed to do the needful and have peace of mind.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by descartes400: 9:44pm On Dec 26, 2023
Dougad:


Why would they fire him?

It's like firing Nottingham Forest coach for losing to Man City. United losing was a forgone conclusion; it's just a matter of how many we are conceding.

Who in their right mind thought United would beat Aston Villa? Best to hope for eas a draw.

Look! Be very careful with that characterization, we will not take any form of defamatory statement from You?

How dare you? How dare you compare us with Nottingham forest? A whole Man U? angry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by descartes400: 9:30pm On Dec 26, 2023
bentenny:
Omor Dem fit dey prep Tenhang sack letter ohh grin

Dem don type am already, just remaining date and signature.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by descartes400: 9:27pm On Dec 26, 2023
What were the defenders doing to allow the goal from the free kick in without the ball touching no one? undecided

N:B I never type finish dem don add another one to make it 2? Shior shocked shocked

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Made Me Beat The Hell Out Of Her. by descartes400: 10:48am On Dec 25, 2023
kooyanbliss:
I know i will be labelled as a woman beater now which i bitterly regret but i still had no choice than to beat her as she wont let me be. The method i’ve developed over the years to avoid beating women is to leave their site whenever they provoke or hit you but this girl wanted to keep me on her site and still provoking me more by hitting, slapping and locking my clothes. I warned her before it got to this point she just decided to turn a deaf ear to me and proved stubborn and daring. Now she is going around labelling me as a woman beater to people without telling them what prompted my action against her. I am not proud that i did this but i had to do it nevertheless to save myself from being hurt. I still got bruises of where she hit me on my body and the slaps still resound once in a while i couldn’t continue taking the pain 😔

You are not a woman beater, you simply defended yourself from assault in other to stop further assault on your person...gender is irrelevant here, so, no regret.

"A woman who chooses to wrestle with a man cannot at the same time protect her private parts" * in Nelson Mandela tone*

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Agriculture / Re: See The Bunch Of Bananas I Harvested From My Farm This Morning. by descartes400: 8:20pm On Dec 23, 2023
sylve11:


Nice one, oniovo.
Food don land for you.

This banana full my end, nobody dey reason am for my end. Very one kind banana with very one kind taste.

Banana wey big like deaf. sad cool

They cross breeded a banana and a plantain through artificial mating to arrive at this hybrid of an ugly looking something that is neither banana nor plantain....what do we call it? Bananatain? undecided
Crime / Re: 24-Year-Old Housewife Stabs Man To Death In Kano by descartes400: 11:48am On Dec 23, 2023
Connected1:

Oh, just shut up, even Andre the Giant can't protect himself from someone he's trying to help.
You aren't sensible enough to know it's a surprise attack.

My question borders on if the woman had help to be able to subdue the man to stab him not just once but multiple time to warrant his death.

Did she had help from her husband and the gate man apart from where they were involved in trying to conceal the body?

That's to say does the evidence points to her as being solely responsible for the victim's murder?

But of course, you would rather throw tantrums and revert to insults...
Politics / Re: How Emefiele Used Proxies To ‘Buy’ Union, Keystone Banks - Daily Trust by descartes400: 11:13am On Dec 23, 2023
Make una wait ooh! I never finish reading ooh, I dey were the article talk say dem buy Keystone bank for FREE! free oh shocked eeii!
Crime / Re: 24-Year-Old Housewife Stabs Man To Death In Kano by descartes400: 8:29am On Dec 23, 2023
Caleycash:
Further confirms they might be having an affair, forget that loan matter, who kills someone because of loan with multiple stab wounds??, I can't believe that!, seems like a secret romance caught and gone wrong!

How's the deceased not able to defend himself from the woman when the first stab came by running away?

How was she able to over power him to stab him multiple times?

The cover story holds no water.

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Crime / Re: Why We Shoot Nigerian IT Guru To Death – US Police by descartes400: 11:44am On Dec 22, 2023
Macphenson:
The idiotic police officer that fired didnt even fire his leg at least there will be minimum impact. He fired were there will be maximum impact. Thats delibrate and totally unacceptable

They are trained to shoot at center mass...not legs or hands which is easily missed!

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Politics / Re: Emefiele Operated 593 Illegal US, UK, China Accounts – CBN Investigator by descartes400: 7:44am On Dec 22, 2023
Ajehkpako4naija:
Yes we know Emiefele is corrupt, what about Baba that has his backings. Corruption has eaten deep into all ministeries and system. Even one politician was with a full bullion van on election Eve(money laundering) and nothing was done. Keep chasing shadows

The only thing I feel is corrupt about Buhari is his incompetence, ignorance and lack of knowledge on the workings of government and how to run a competent administration. Such a person should never have been trusted with power and any leadership position.
Phones / Re: How many of You Remembered This Phone? by descartes400: 9:19am On Dec 18, 2023
Starcomms with their internet dongle back then. Multilinks also had internet facility back then.
Used both and no week passed I don't go to their office to complain about their internet.
Politics / Re: I Can't Believe This Is The Wike That Has Been Running Mouth Like Tap - Pix by descartes400: 8:46am On Dec 18, 2023
He is looking healthier, that's good.
Health / Re: Woman Accuses Boston Fertility Doctor Of Secretly Inseminating Her With His Own by descartes400: 8:56pm On Dec 14, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
“The allegations, which have changed repeatedly in the six months since the plaintiff’s attorney first contacted Dr. Berger, have no legal or factual merit, and will be disproven in court.”

This is scandalous and except he comes clean, there's no way he can escape jail once confirmatory DNA matching is conducted and confirms that he is the father.

40 years later, his 'sin' caught up with him in old age and retirement. Ko si aşe gbe at all in this life. Wow!! Check my signature for free stuffs!

You already adjudged the man to be guilty depite the fact a reputable hospital appointed by the court hasn't carried any dna investigation both the accuser and the accused.

We still dey for era of 'me too movement' oh
Politics / Re: Akeredolu’s Son Begs Tinubu For Air Ambulance To Return Ailing Father To Germany by descartes400: 9:18pm On Dec 13, 2023
Bliss62:




E no suppose be Aketi wey dey pass through all these...

May God heal him

.

Amen.
Politics / Re: Governor Akeredolu's Wife & Son Keep Him In Ibadan Against His Wishes by descartes400: 12:01pm On Dec 12, 2023
Bliss52:


His wife blocked the chance of him getting herbal cure, calling it poison

Herbal cure for blood cancer?

I think it is same illness that killed broadcaster Yinka Craig in 2008.

I pray Akere survives his!

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Politics / Re: No Consideration of Fubara's Requests unless funds are released - Amaewhule by descartes400: 7:28am On Dec 12, 2023
casualobserver:
Fubara cannot pass his budget without approval of the house. He does not control the house. He cannot spend money. If he spends money without approval of the house. he is committing an impeachable offense. Already he has committed an impeachable offense by setting the assembly ablaze.

As at today there is no 2024 budget for Rivers state.

He sort of played himself, he his a novice.
Politics / Re: PDP Demands INEC To Conduct Fresh Elections In 27 State Constituencies In River. by descartes400: 8:38pm On Dec 11, 2023
SadiqBabaSani:
Mumu PDP did they forget the legal provision for defection which is when the party is divided

Exactly.

PDP in Rivers is factionalized.

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Romance / Re: The Pre Wedding Picture That Got Everyone Talking by descartes400: 4:31pm On Dec 11, 2023
she has 10 ear rings on both ears

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Politics / Re: External Reserves Fall By $520m In Five Weeks – CBN by descartes400: 8:40am On Dec 11, 2023
According to CBN’s data on movement in reserves, the figures which stood at $33.396bn as of October 31, 2023 fell to $33.004bn as of December 7, 2023.

The CBN had earlier revealed that the reserves which commenced January 3, 2023, at $37.07bn fell to $33.237bn as of September 29, 2023.

Is CBN confessing to us that since Tinubu took over the government, he has not been able to increase the external reserve but is rather dwindling it at an alarming rate? He has not been able to add a single dollar? Abi na me no understanding wetin cbn dey yarn or what?

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Crime / Re: Lady Found Dead In Lagos Hotel, Boyfriend Disappears by descartes400: 11:37am On Dec 07, 2023
Quebec91:
Na fbi and cia fit dey do all these, you see ou naija police are bad with investigation
the NPF operate a tracking system
so does the DSS
and besides, it doesn't even require the NPF to do the tracking....our Communication networks i.e MTN, 9mobile,Glo etc can easily triangulate the Gps emissions of suspects phone numbers to victim's own and narrow down to main suspect that was with her at that moment.
Crime / Re: Lady Found Dead In Lagos Hotel, Boyfriend Disappears by descartes400: 8:39am On Dec 07, 2023
OboOlora:
is the Nairaland version of

Meanwhile, men should stop using sex enhancers to fvck. Isn’t the excitement in the ejaculation? So why fvck like you wanna use the d1ck to dislocate the womb.

Shior

You must be speaking from experience, please tell us more.

We must get our money's worth tongue

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Crime / Re: Lady Found Dead In Lagos Hotel, Boyfriend Disappears by descartes400: 8:37am On Dec 07, 2023
Onyiiobi7735:
The fact that her clothes and phone were taken away by her male companion after her demise,suggests purposefulness in the actions of the suspect.
He may have intentionally killed her and then to cover his tracks,he left with her phone and clothes.
If the lady died as a result of unforeseen circumstances due to underlying state of health, the man would be too frightened to even think of taking her phone and other personal effects.
These perilous times, ladies should be extra vigilant about where they go and who they go with.
And to think Christmas is 18 or less days away.

When her name is ascertained...from her friends and her phone number will be ascertained too. The Gps movement of persons's number that called her, and if pinged to the hotel location, will be apprehended!. and he will be caught.

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Politics / Re: NJC recommends 11 Justices to the Supreme Court (Photos) by descartes400: 8:21pm On Dec 06, 2023
Racoon:
They are all useless given the antecedents of their predecessors. Supreme Court judges of technicalities and corruption.

The day that you will speak anything good about the country of the birth of your ancestors... SEUN will every member of Nairaland with the sum of 1 million
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chealsea (2 - 1) On 6th December 2023 by descartes400: 5:32pm On Dec 06, 2023
As a United Fan, l'm not emotional vested in this match! The coach and the players are RUBBISH!

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Food / Re: See The Quantity Of Granulated Sugar I Bought #50. by descartes400: 2:49pm On Dec 06, 2023
Nazgul:

A packet of cube sugar (not St. Louis) is N800.

Everything in this shit hole has either doubled or tripled. Yet the youths who are the hardest hit seem not to care.

It is inside this shit hole that your papi (even though e no fine reach me)take see your beautiful mami, toast her, she come dey smile winny winny resulting to YOU.

Stop the SHITHOLE tantrum and show some damn respect on the BED that brought you forth. angry

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