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Gaming › Re: My Fmm 2017 Story: Arising by DesChyko(op): 6:23pm On Apr 09, 2017

Well, I'm dreaming big at the moment.. Ebbsfleet have performed above every expectations! We're past the third quarter of the season and there are great news all over.

1. A hugely unexpected triumph over Chelsea in the FA Cup Sixth Round may mean a double (or nothing..Lol) is a possibility this season. Next up is Leicester.

2. And our league form keep getting better and better! 31 games and still top of the league with at least nine points. Two more wins and our Champions League spot may be sealed

3. My players are absolutely buzzing the league; racking up good ratings to feature heavily in the top players chart.

4. The board are going gaga already. Our expectation was a safe mid-table finish but now we're on top!

Gaming › Re: My Fmm 2017 Story: Arising by DesChyko(op): 1:19am On Apr 09, 2017

Ecstatic season so far! After the early skirmishes, the players have finally adapted to the formation and the matches are being played with lesser pressure.

1. The results are coming in favourably with some hot streaks, big wins and unbelievable results.

2. And we're sitting pretty on the league table with a five-point gap. Stuffs of dreams.

3. My players are completely buzzing the player stats charts.. Goals, Assists, Average rating.. Name It.

4. And Belgium did just enough to win the qualifiers group ahead of Holland. Kudos to Holland though. They still came in as best losers.

Gaming › Re: My Fmm 2017 Story: Arising by DesChyko(op): 10:31pm On Apr 08, 2017

NOT SO BAD.. NOT SO BAD AT ALL..

1. We've had a good start to the season, eliminated from the EFL Cup by Arsenal, but securing good results in certain games.

2. And our stand on the Premier League table is so so good so early in the season!

3. And here's the best result so far this season; a 6-1 victory over Bournemouth.

4. Belgium's World Cup qualification hinges a lot on the next game against Holland. Holland better off on goals so even a draw would not be too favourable.

Gaming › Re: My Fmm 2017 Story: Arising by DesChyko(op): 12:32pm On Apr 08, 2017

ITS OUR FIRST SEASON IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE..

1. My first and probably sole addition to my first team is this 16-year old attacking midfielder from Crewe. With this, I set about rebuilding the team's formation.

2. The team's formation have been reviewed and the first test of the new setup resulted in a 2-0 defeat of Tottenham wink

3. ..and every other friendlies turned out okay except a last fixture 2-1 defeat to Arsenal.

4. And here's a look at my first team, six years on from when I assumed the role.

Gaming › Re: My Fmm 2017 Story: Arising by DesChyko(op): 10:43am On Apr 08, 2017

We're at the end of my fifth season as Ebbsfleet manager.

1. The boys managed to turn their awful form around, returing four wins and two draws in the remaining games.

2. ..and this won us the league title as well as promotion to the premier league.

3. ..with a six-point difference (thought I'd lost this advantage earlier).

4. The board seem to appreciate the recent turn of things as well.

A big task remain ahead though.. Debuting in the Premier League, I have to get my tactics sorted out right if I'm to have a good season.. Some new signings, a look at my squad and we should have something fresh to test during the friendlies.

Gaming › Re: My Fmm 2017 Story: Arising by DesChyko(op): 7:35pm On Apr 07, 2017

1. Ah! The fairytale ends but on a satisfactory note. My EFL Cup run continued to the final. Ebbsfleet dispatched Arsenal after both legs of the semi-final but met Chelsea in the finals who defeated them after the scores were tied at full time!

2. Elsewhere, the team is having a dismal run. Series of defeats and draws amidst wins presented the worst form my team has had in this career. A manager's nightmare. Trying different tactics to turn the tide.

3. Even the board don't seem too pleased about the form.

4. The plus of the third-quarter of the season is that Belgium have kicked off their World Cup qualifiers in good! Form. A major concern is replacing the aging players.

Now let's finish this season and try to win a promotion if not the league.

Education › Re: Are You Smart!! Ok, Who Threw The Baby?? by DesChyko: 5:50pm On Apr 07, 2017

No 1.. The baby's belt is away from the body
What am I saying sef? Even the cape is away from the body huh

Christianity Etc › Re: Florida Pastor Caught Having Fun With Member's Daughters. Mum & Brother Faint by DesChyko: 6:50am On Apr 07, 2017

And if he still didn't know the members know what he's up to, anytime he's preaching repentance, he will be getting different looks from his congregation like..

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Gaming › Re: My Fmm 2017 Story: Arising by DesChyko(op): 6:08pm On Apr 06, 2017

The results aren't so rosy..

1. There is my worst run in league fixtures, even though I'm still top of the league with a five-point lead and a game in hand.

2..and failure to qualify from the group stage in the international League despite having easier opponents. Yet to get the board's view on that sick outing. There's the World cup qualifiers up next though.

There were two incredible moments though..

3. An injury-time Bakkali strike vs Tottenham to seal a 3-2 win in the EFL Cup fourth round

4.. and another late late rally by Pulisic and Odegaard to win 2-1 over Liverpool in the Quarter finals saw my team advance to the semi-final of the EFL Cup for the very first time.

Education › Re: How SS1 Students Used Gegemu, A Local Drink To Rape The Seller In Abeokuta by DesChyko: 5:35pm On Apr 04, 2017

Okay.
You should have included the source of the rape details.

Gaming › Re: My Fmm 2017 Story: Arising by DesChyko(op): 7:27am On Apr 04, 2017

We're in the Championship!
Just one tier away from the Premier League.. Do the players feel the excitement?

1.. It was a pretty dull transfer window for me. Could only sign one player; a 16-year old striker worth £4m from Tolima. Although major loans/transfers out will be made next season though, as I seem to have more players than I can manage to give game time.

2. The friendlies were a pretty much straightforward affair. Whilst others were wins against Blackburn, Reading and Swansea, I managed to hold Man City to a 2-2 draw who beat me 4-2 the last time we met.

3. And thus the league started and progressed in admirable fashion. All competitions still alive for me as I managed to take revenge against Aston Villa in the EFL Cup and record my biggest victory in my career; a 6-0 win over Crawley. 11 wins and 2 draws in 13 games (all competitions).. No need to panic..yet!

4. Following the Euros 2020 exit, the new International League kicked off for Belgium. Still feeling my way around the new additions to my Belgium team but they never disappoint as I claimed a comfortable victory over Iceland in the first fixture.

Education › Re: Prominent Military Dog, Jony Retires After Serving 68 Years In Us Department Of by DesChyko: 9:43pm On Apr 02, 2017

[quote author=AnonyNymous post=55188583][/quote]Some information is out of place then. The nine years and sixty-eight years is not tallying
There has to be a link at least.

Celebrities › Re: Davido And His Manager Took Girls To Their Hotel Room After The Show(pic,video) by DesChyko: 9:38am On Apr 02, 2017

Okay.
Who took the pictures and why? undecided

Publicity stunt angry

Romance › Re: Migrant Caught Raping A Chinese Woman, Chinese Men Beat Him Unconcious (video) by DesChyko: 9:35am On Apr 02, 2017

Uh.. Well.. Could happen anywhere.

Politics › Re: JUST IN: Dino Gets Sahara Reporters Publisher, Sowore Arrested - AF by DesChyko: 9:07am On Apr 02, 2017

AF - April Fool grin

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Celebrities › Re: See What A Serving Corp Member Was Caught Doing With Friends At Lagos Beach by DesChyko: 9:04am On Apr 02, 2017

Not only is the information worthless, but the reporting 'shabby' as well.
'cousin brother' undecided

Serving in Lagos, CDS in Abuja angry

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Education › Re: Prominent Military Dog, Jony Retires After Serving 68 Years In Us Department Of by DesChyko: 8:38am On Apr 02, 2017

That means a dog year is approximately fifty days.

Could it mean a dog year is about the time it takes for a bitch to carry her pregnancy to term?

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Gaming › Re: My Fmm 2017 Story: Arising by DesChyko(op): 8:08pm On Apr 01, 2017

EUROS 2020 gave me real hope of landing a Cup for Belgium..

1. A 100% win rate in the group stage saw Belgium qualify for the knockout stages with just two games played.

2. Belgium made light work of Slovakia in the knockout stage.

3. After which they met their nemesis, France in the quarter-finals, who were seconds away from being knocked out by Belgium before Giroud popped up with a, equalizer four minutes into injury time, and won it for France in extra time.

4. Thankfully, the board seemed satisfied with the exploits.. I really wanted more cry

Gaming › Re: My Fmm 2017 Story: Arising by DesChyko(op): 1:34pm On Apr 01, 2017

Wow!
Can't believe four seasons are gone already!
As usual,

1. Finished the league with a CLEAR margin. That felt so good. Lost 1, drew 3, won the rest.

2. ..and for the first time. My player topped the scorers' and assists' charts. The top scorer was also named Best Player.

3. ..the sweetest part of the run in was a 3-0 away victory over Preston who knocked Ebbsfleet out of the FA Cup!

4. A glance at my trophy cabinet so far..

Gaming › Re: My Fmm 2017 Story: Arising by DesChyko(op): 9:52am On Apr 01, 2017

This third quarter of the season marks major successes in my career. A disappointing 2-1 loss in the FA Cup made me ditch my treasured Counter attacking football but elsewhere, successes piled on successes.

1. I completely revamped my Belgium team due to aging, dropping about seven regulars from my 23-man squad in favour of younger legs. So far, it's been a 100% win record.

2. In the month of March, the league title was sealed with eight games to go. That's a plus for the formation change and gives great hope of matching the next division when promoted.

3. Finally got the board to expanding the stadium to 9098, indicated by the newly roofed area on the left. It was 4098 seats before. Ebbsfleet is gradually becoming a top club.

4. I claimed my 5th award of the season; eighth award of my career. My reputation is now at Continental level.. #Massive Step!

Pets › Re: German Shepherds Kill Snake Hiding Under Car. by DesChyko(op): 9:47pm On Mar 31, 2017

Dunsin89:
According to Allan Hilson, He says "when silence is no longer golden, claim no easy victories. Say it the way it really is." To me, I believe that the dogs didn't kill the snake, you just want to hype those bitches. Dogs of those good old days can kill virtually all types of snakes but not the butter-fed dogs of our days.

They are not all bitches. One is a stud and he masterminded the killing. Oh, they really did. When dogs are caged in and hardly walked, being aggressive towards strange elements once released is the result. It's territoriality. The only reason I noticed what was up was the barks that are not just ordinary growls but snarls..

Pets › Re: German Shepherds Kill Snake Hiding Under Car. by DesChyko(op): 7:05pm On Mar 31, 2017

soberdrunk:
Good dogs!! Not like the Dog i used to have that only specialized in destroying slippers and shoes

Oh.. They destroy slippers and shoes as well.

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Pets › German Shepherds Kill Snake Hiding Under Car. by DesChyko(op): 6:56pm On Mar 31, 2017*

During the afternoons, it is normal for the dogs to be locked up in their cages particularly because of the newer tenants in the house that are not so familiar with the older dogs.
On this particular day, they were released for a brief run around while their cages were being cleaned out.
However, they kept running around the car parked in the picture, barking and snarling. One would move quickly and stop, barking sharply, trying to reach under, but withdraw quickly, running once again. Not sure of the snake breed buy it had these yellow markings under its silvery-black underside.
All these were dismissed as their celebration of being let ou until the snake tried to escape through the other side of the car. Immediately, they were on it, biting withdrawing and stamping at random until the snake lay lifeless.
The humans were of course monitoring from a safe distance until the creature lay motionless; then the head was severed.
The dogs were checked for bite marks and watched for hours and showing no signs of poisoning, the vet was just called in for routine checks.
In the pics below:
1. Ella and Brown (siblings)
2. Escort (Ella's offspring)
3. The snake (killed by the dogs).
4. Head severed.

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Gaming › Re: My Fmm 2017 Story: Arising by DesChyko(op): 4:05pm On Mar 31, 2017

yansky:
What is HEX editor? Sounds like a complex thing.

Well, it really isn't once you get the hang of it. I do it in my sleep and I'm no programming expert.

Health › Woman Gives Birth On The Street. by DesChyko(op): 3:55pm On Mar 31, 2017

She went into labour at the T junction at White House, Aka Road in Ojo, Lagos.
With the aid of the traders and passersby, she was delivered of her child safely within minutes.

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Pets › Re: My Wonderful Dog Taken Away By Parvo :( by DesChyko: 6:45am On Mar 31, 2017

R.I.P.

Rott

Politics › Re: Jumia Steals From Its Sellers As Well As Its Buyers Also. by DesChyko: 6:44am On Mar 31, 2017

201320142015ob:
Interesting Confusions... 1. Can you cry under water...? 2. Do fishes ever get thirsty...? 3.Why is it called Building when it is already built...? 4. When they say dogs food is new and improved , who tastes it...? 5. If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches...? 6. Why does round pizza come in square box...? 7. Why doesn't glue stick to it's bottle...? Crazy world isn't it...!!

Celebrities › Re: Photo: President Buhari's Shoe Game Is Lit by DesChyko: 6:39am On Mar 31, 2017

Please, stop this.
You're making the loan to buy the presidential form look like a lie cry

Crime › Re: Jumia CEO Finally Speaks On The Murder Of Their Delivery Man In Port-harcourt by DesChyko: 6:37am On Mar 31, 2017

Is that a picture of her about to speak or after speaking? undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Tekno Orders Man To Delete A Picture He Took With Him by DesChyko: 6:29am On Mar 31, 2017

Na this one be order? You never tell your person make e delete pic wey una take before?? angry

Politics › Re: EFCC Finds $86m Paris Club Refund In Ngf’s Account by DesChyko: 4:20pm On Mar 30, 2017

modath:
Nothing can ever satisfy you lots... Hatred, lack of focus and bitterness have combined forces & robbed most of you of all sense of objectivity & clear thinking.. It is your sort that will still bleat upandan about "seperation of power"!!! Chanting "leave states alone", "no interference".

So Buhari is supposed to micro manage state governors as well? May God help you think straight!! Oshisko!!

It is not every challenge that must be risen to. Tact is having nothing to say and saying nothing.
Hatred for whom? Define hate. Lack of focus on what? Who are you to me to determine what gets my focus? Bitterness on what? Are you one of those misguided fellows that can't separate virtual from real.
Please, earn your pay, but not on my account.

Celebrities › Re: Sarkodie Shares Photo With His Daughter Days After His Death Rumour by DesChyko: 8:12am On Mar 30, 2017

The stunt worked Sark.. You're getting real good attention.

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