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 Education › Re: Are You Smart!! Ok, Who Threw The Baby?? by DesChyko: 5:50pm On Apr 07, 2017 |
No 1.. The baby's belt is away from the body What am I saying sef? Even the cape is away from the body  |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Florida Pastor Caught Having Fun With Member's Daughters. Mum & Brother Faint by DesChyko: 6:50am On Apr 07, 2017 |
And if he still didn't know the members know what he's up to, anytime he's preaching repentance, he will be getting different looks from his congregation like.. 71 Likes 4 Shares
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| Gaming › Re: My Fmm 2017 Story: Arising by DesChyko(op): 6:08pm On Apr 06, 2017 |
The results aren't so rosy.. 1. There is my worst run in league fixtures, even though I'm still top of the league with a five-point lead and a game in hand. 2..and failure to qualify from the group stage in the international League despite having easier opponents. Yet to get the board's view on that sick outing. There's the World cup qualifiers up next though. There were two incredible moments though.. 3. An injury-time Bakkali strike vs Tottenham to seal a 3-2 win in the EFL Cup fourth round 4.. and another late late rally by Pulisic and Odegaard to win 2-1 over Liverpool in the Quarter finals saw my team advance to the semi-final of the EFL Cup for the very first time.
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| Education › Re: How SS1 Students Used Gegemu, A Local Drink To Rape The Seller In Abeokuta by DesChyko: 5:35pm On Apr 04, 2017 |
Okay. You should have included the source of the rape details. |
| Gaming › Re: My Fmm 2017 Story: Arising by DesChyko(op): 7:27am On Apr 04, 2017 |
We're in the Championship! Just one tier away from the Premier League.. Do the players feel the excitement? 1.. It was a pretty dull transfer window for me. Could only sign one player; a 16-year old striker worth £4m from Tolima. Although major loans/transfers out will be made next season though, as I seem to have more players than I can manage to give game time. 2. The friendlies were a pretty much straightforward affair. Whilst others were wins against Blackburn, Reading and Swansea, I managed to hold Man City to a 2-2 draw who beat me 4-2 the last time we met. 3. And thus the league started and progressed in admirable fashion. All competitions still alive for me as I managed to take revenge against Aston Villa in the EFL Cup and record my biggest victory in my career; a 6-0 win over Crawley. 11 wins and 2 draws in 13 games (all competitions).. No need to panic..yet! 4. Following the Euros 2020 exit, the new International League kicked off for Belgium. Still feeling my way around the new additions to my Belgium team but they never disappoint as I claimed a comfortable victory over Iceland in the first fixture.
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| Education › Re: Prominent Military Dog, Jony Retires After Serving 68 Years In Us Department Of by DesChyko: 9:43pm On Apr 02, 2017 |
[quote author=AnonyNymous post=55188583][/quote]Some information is out of place then. The nine years and sixty-eight years is not tallying There has to be a link at least. |
| Celebrities › Re: Davido And His Manager Took Girls To Their Hotel Room After The Show(pic,video) by DesChyko: 9:38am On Apr 02, 2017 |
Okay. Who took the pictures and why?  Publicity stunt  |
| Romance › Re: Migrant Caught Raping A Chinese Woman, Chinese Men Beat Him Unconcious (video) by DesChyko: 9:35am On Apr 02, 2017 |
Uh.. Well.. Could happen anywhere. |
| Politics › Re: JUST IN: Dino Gets Sahara Reporters Publisher, Sowore Arrested - AF by DesChyko: 9:07am On Apr 02, 2017 |
AF - April Fool  1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: See What A Serving Corp Member Was Caught Doing With Friends At Lagos Beach by DesChyko: 9:04am On Apr 02, 2017 |
Not only is the information worthless, but the reporting 'shabby' as well. 'cousin brother' Serving in Lagos, CDS in Abuja 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Prominent Military Dog, Jony Retires After Serving 68 Years In Us Department Of by DesChyko: 8:38am On Apr 02, 2017 |
That means a dog year is approximately fifty days. Could it mean a dog year is about the time it takes for a bitch to carry her pregnancy to term? 1 Like |
| Gaming › Re: My Fmm 2017 Story: Arising by DesChyko(op): 8:08pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
EUROS 2020 gave me real hope of landing a Cup for Belgium.. 1. A 100% win rate in the group stage saw Belgium qualify for the knockout stages with just two games played. 2. Belgium made light work of Slovakia in the knockout stage. 3. After which they met their nemesis, France in the quarter-finals, who were seconds away from being knocked out by Belgium before Giroud popped up with a, equalizer four minutes into injury time, and won it for France in extra time. 4. Thankfully, the board seemed satisfied with the exploits.. I really wanted more
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| Gaming › Re: My Fmm 2017 Story: Arising by DesChyko(op): 1:34pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
Wow! Can't believe four seasons are gone already! As usual, 1. Finished the league with a CLEAR margin. That felt so good. Lost 1, drew 3, won the rest. 2. ..and for the first time. My player topped the scorers' and assists' charts. The top scorer was also named Best Player. 3. ..the sweetest part of the run in was a 3-0 away victory over Preston who knocked Ebbsfleet out of the FA Cup! 4. A glance at my trophy cabinet so far..
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| Gaming › Re: My Fmm 2017 Story: Arising by DesChyko(op): 9:52am On Apr 01, 2017 |
This third quarter of the season marks major successes in my career. A disappointing 2-1 loss in the FA Cup made me ditch my treasured Counter attacking football but elsewhere, successes piled on successes. 1. I completely revamped my Belgium team due to aging, dropping about seven regulars from my 23-man squad in favour of younger legs. So far, it's been a 100% win record. 2. In the month of March, the league title was sealed with eight games to go. That's a plus for the formation change and gives great hope of matching the next division when promoted. 3. Finally got the board to expanding the stadium to 9098, indicated by the newly roofed area on the left. It was 4098 seats before. Ebbsfleet is gradually becoming a top club. 4. I claimed my 5th award of the season; eighth award of my career. My reputation is now at Continental level.. #Massive Step!
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| Pets › Re: German Shepherds Kill Snake Hiding Under Car. by DesChyko(op): 9:47pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Dunsin89:They are not all bitches. One is a stud and he masterminded the killing. Oh, they really did. When dogs are caged in and hardly walked, being aggressive towards strange elements once released is the result. It's territoriality. The only reason I noticed what was up was the barks that are not just ordinary growls but snarls.. |
| Pets › Re: German Shepherds Kill Snake Hiding Under Car. by DesChyko(op): 7:05pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
soberdrunk:Oh.. They destroy slippers and shoes as well. 62 Likes 5 Shares |
| Pets › German Shepherds Kill Snake Hiding Under Car. by DesChyko(op): 6:56pm On Mar 31, 2017*. Modified: 8:12pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
During the afternoons, it is normal for the dogs to be locked up in their cages particularly because of the newer tenants in the house that are not so familiar with the older dogs. On this particular day, they were released for a brief run around while their cages were being cleaned out. However, they kept running around the car parked in the picture, barking and snarling. One would move quickly and stop, barking sharply, trying to reach under, but withdraw quickly, running once again. Not sure of the snake breed buy it had these yellow markings under its silvery-black underside. All these were dismissed as their celebration of being let ou until the snake tried to escape through the other side of the car. Immediately, they were on it, biting withdrawing and stamping at random until the snake lay lifeless. The humans were of course monitoring from a safe distance until the creature lay motionless; then the head was severed. The dogs were checked for bite marks and watched for hours and showing no signs of poisoning, the vet was just called in for routine checks. In the pics below: 1. Ella and Brown (siblings) 2. Escort (Ella's offspring) 3. The snake (killed by the dogs). 4. Head severed. 26 Likes 11 Shares
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| Gaming › Re: My Fmm 2017 Story: Arising by DesChyko(op): 4:05pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
yansky:Well, it really isn't once you get the hang of it. I do it in my sleep and I'm no programming expert. |
| Health › Woman Gives Birth On The Street. by DesChyko(op): 3:55pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
She went into labour at the T junction at White House, Aka Road in Ojo, Lagos. With the aid of the traders and passersby, she was delivered of her child safely within minutes. 1 Like 1 Share
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| Pets › Re: My Wonderful Dog Taken Away By Parvo :( by DesChyko: 6:45am On Mar 31, 2017 |
R.I.P. Rott |
| Politics › Re: Jumia Steals From Its Sellers As Well As Its Buyers Also. by DesChyko: 6:44am On Mar 31, 2017 |
201320142015ob:
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| Celebrities › Re: Photo: President Buhari's Shoe Game Is Lit by DesChyko: 6:39am On Mar 31, 2017 |
Please, stop this. You're making the loan to buy the presidential form look like a lie |
| Crime › Re: Jumia CEO Finally Speaks On The Murder Of Their Delivery Man In Port-harcourt by DesChyko: 6:37am On Mar 31, 2017 |
Is that a picture of her about to speak or after speaking? 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Tekno Orders Man To Delete A Picture He Took With Him by DesChyko: 6:29am On Mar 31, 2017 |
Na this one be order? You never tell your person make e delete pic wey una take before?? |
| Politics › Re: EFCC Finds $86m Paris Club Refund In Ngf’s Account by DesChyko: 4:20pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
modath:It is not every challenge that must be risen to. Tact is having nothing to say and saying nothing. Hatred for whom? Define hate. Lack of focus on what? Who are you to me to determine what gets my focus? Bitterness on what? Are you one of those misguided fellows that can't separate virtual from real. Please, earn your pay, but not on my account. |
| Celebrities › Re: Sarkodie Shares Photo With His Daughter Days After His Death Rumour by DesChyko: 8:12am On Mar 30, 2017 |
The stunt worked Sark.. You're getting real good attention. |
| Politics › Re: EFCC Finds $86m Paris Club Refund In Ngf’s Account by DesChyko: 8:11am On Mar 30, 2017 |
Since nobody has mentioned this popular slang, let me do so. How can such massive mismanagement be going on under the administration of Mr Body Language? Or are we still under the so-called Ineffectual Buffoon? Where are those critics when you need them? 24 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Ifeanyi Uba Detained By DSS by DesChyko: 8:05am On Mar 30, 2017 |
Cheap Points As long as it's Sahara Reporters, believe their bullshit at your own peril. 17 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: ABU VC Was Bribed To Lie! Dino Melaye Did Not Gradute From ABU by DesChyko: 8:03am On Mar 30, 2017 |
Who says any course can't be waived? Nigerian education system has been, was and is still flawed. Trying to make it look saintly just to hook Dino is a very foolish move. Take ABU for example; We know the quality of education that exists normally in the North yet a good number of Northerners have degrees from that University. Is that magic or what? Sahara Reporters screwed up again like they always do. All these grasping at straws is doing them no favours. They should investigate properly before rushing to the media. Someone has to hold them to account so they can inculcate proper ethics into their journalism 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: This NYSC Picture Evidence Is Not Credible Enough. by DesChyko(op): 9:36am On Mar 29, 2017 |
nawtyme: potent5:I don't think you understand my destination. I'm saying the evidence that the missing line showed the certificate was doctored is not true because the same line missing in his was also missing in mine and the reason is not far fetched. The certificates must have been produced in batches so that it can be used for different years. I'm not a fan of half-baked journalism and have stated on numerous occasions. 1 Like |
| Education › Re: 10 Strangest Buildings In The World You Won't Believe Existed by DesChyko: 2:58am On Mar 29, 2017 |
We've seen all on Nairaland before 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Education › Re: OMG See The Worlds Most Expensive Picture: This Picture Is Worth $200,000,000 by DesChyko: 2:56am On Mar 29, 2017 |
*iranu* Going out same way I came in. |
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