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CrimeRe: Man Damages Police Sergeant’s Mouth With Fist Blows by DesChyko: 6:33pm On Jan 26, 2017
Unfortunately, he who laughs last, laughs best.
PhonesRe: Take Note - Mtn Begins To Charge For "Share N Sell" Transactions (photo) by DesChyko: 6:32pm On Jan 26, 2017
Perhaps there are too much airtime hanging around so they want to channel traffic from Share n Sell to Paper recharges
FoodRe: See Photos Of The Animal I Killed Today by DesChyko: 6:30pm On Jan 26, 2017
Eat the mother and breed the kids for future eating.
RomanceRe: A Girl's Quest For Big Boobs by DesChyko: 6:26pm On Jan 26, 2017
Don't know if to laugh or something undecided
CelebritiesRe: Open Letter To Kemi Olunloyo by DesChyko: 6:23pm On Jan 26, 2017
Who would spend time counselling an unrepentant jobless fellow of not another jobless fellow?
BusinessRe: See The Torn N1000 Note I Got From An ATM by DesChyko: 2:29pm On Jan 26, 2017
Ishaq319:
what r u saying? The guy have an evidence Cox,i blif ATM machine has a camera that took his pix for the said transaction
Don't tell me u r hire as the bank spokeman
I think he's just being obnoxious. It happens all the time; the ATMs dispensing bad cash. Reviewing the camera for such evidence is just plain silly. It's the bank's job to keep bad cash off the streets, irrespective of where it was gotten from, just like they do counterfeit notes.
BusinessRe: See The Torn N1000 Note I Got From An ATM by DesChyko: 2:26pm On Jan 26, 2017
lovat:
The thing there is that why should we believe it was Diamond bank atm that paid you.

You ran to social media to tell us tales from the hood without a single evidence
Of what use is the evidence to you?
If you've never been paid bad cash by an ATM before, it's your luck.
I was a frequent visitor to both First Bank and Ecobank customer service in Mbaise over same issue nothing less than twice for each bank this past yuletide.
BusinessRe: See The Torn N1000 Note I Got From An ATM by DesChyko: 2:22pm On Jan 26, 2017
Seen.. Was frustrated by this rubbish during the Christmas period.. Withdraw sums only to get home and start extracting notes with crazy shapes.
CelebritiesRe: Every Yorubaman I Know Dey Chop This Thing From SE. Me Sef Want One. (picshure) by DesChyko: 4:01pm On Jan 24, 2017
Okay.. When you finally Chop 'it', please don't hesitate to encourage the younger generation with your medal of achievement.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: again Court grants Dasuki Bail by DesChyko: 2:15pm On Jan 24, 2017
When Buhari's government was toppled, Col. Dasuki was in charge of Buhari's detention. While Buhari's mother was sick, Dasuki turned down his request to let him go see his mother. So Buhari was in detention when his mother died.

So, if you say this is a retaliatory witch-hunt, you're not far from reality in line with this narrative.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Customs Uncovers New Method Of Smuggling Car,The Method Wil Shock U(Pix by DesChyko: 10:54pm On Jan 23, 2017
Things hard.. Person wey go go through the length of covering up 2006 Accord like this, e don see something
PhonesRe: Nokia 6 Proves A Smash Hit – Nokia’s Comeback Phone Sells Out In 1 Minute by DesChyko: 9:37pm On Jan 23, 2017
The one you'll see in those Tecno Shops in front of Alaba Int'l is NDKIA 6.. With Dual Sim and The Nokia hands shaking 3 times undecided
PhonesRe: 5 Whatsapp Features You Most Likely Did Not Know About by DesChyko: 8:07am On Jan 23, 2017
okonja:
That you the op didn't know about
And he is the one telling you about what he didn't know?
PoliticsRe: Ipob Killed 4 Police Men RAW VIDEO ZZZ NOW READY by DesChyko: 10:04am On Jan 21, 2017
Mynd44, I hope you're aware that this is an alternate moniker?

19. Don't use alternate accounts to access Nairaland after being banned. If you do, make sure we don't find out.
PhonesRe: What Is That Singular Feature You Love Most On Your Current Smartphone? by DesChyko: 8:23am On Jan 15, 2017
Melian:
You use Sony Xperia, right?
It's Samsung Galaxy series
PhonesRe: What Is That Singular Feature You Love Most On Your Current Smartphone? by DesChyko: 7:12am On Jan 13, 2017
Multi-Window.
Use two to four applications together without swapping grin
RomanceRe: Photos: Are These People Making Love Inside The Pool? by DesChyko: 4:47pm On Dec 22, 2016
Yes. If his navel and penis switch places, that is.
PoliticsRe: Situation Room: Anti Buhari Pro Biafra Protest Commence In Enugu-photos by DesChyko: 4:45pm On Dec 22, 2016
PentiumPro:
Myndd44, OAM4J, this is clear case of identity impersonation.
You mean like Goggle and Google?
PhonesRe: How To Simply Get A Girl's Phone Number Without Asking by DesChyko: 7:38am On Dec 22, 2016
If you sneak off her number, hope you will also sneak off her unwillingness to speak to a number thief on phone?
Christianity EtcRe: I Will Handle Mavrodi Of Mmm - Pastor Sunday Adelaja by DesChyko: 7:30am On Dec 22, 2016
Too much time.
If MMM isn't coming back, the participants have had enough time by then to let go.
Lets give it a rest.
Car TalkRe: Top 7 Cars That Once Ruled Our Nigerian Roads. by DesChyko: 5:20pm On Dec 21, 2016
AutoJoshNG:
These top 7 cars amongst others ruled our Nigerian roads back in the days..

Let’s know the one you loved or drove. . Add yours if your choice is not on this list.

For those who don’t know these cars.. come pay your dues to the elders.

1 – Volkswagen Beetle

2 – Peugeot 504

3 – Peugeot 505

4 – Mercedes Benz 280

5 – Volkswagen Santana

6 – Volvo 240/244

7 – Nissian 120y
I think that vehicle is Mercedes 230 E

Ahmeduana:
Mercedes Benz 280 or MERCEDES BENZ 230?
Mayflowa:
The Mercedes Benz is 230 not 280. I had Mercedes Benz 230 and I have never seen that of 280
Roger
CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander Bags Two Awards In Abuja. Best Mc. (photo) by DesChyko: 12:45pm On Dec 20, 2016
Congrats

Just say 'I bagged...'
EducationRe: Only FUTA Offers This Course In The Whole West Africa by DesChyko: 4:51am On Dec 20, 2016
Okay... undecided

But what are we to do with this scant info?
Car TalkRe: Durability Of Innoson Cars? by DesChyko: 1:37pm On Dec 19, 2016
luvinhubby:
Dry joke.
cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 18th December 2016 by DesChyko: 6:35pm On Dec 18, 2016
Oxlade Chamberlain excursion on the pitch ends.
He has now left so the game can continue grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 18th December 2016 by DesChyko: 6:27pm On Dec 18, 2016
G shocked A L!!

I will not call her again biko cry
Let her update at ther own time
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 18th December 2016 by DesChyko: 6:04pm On Dec 18, 2016
GOAL..

Mukina2 cumanchichumchin grin
PoliticsRe: 130 Power Transmission Projects Abandoned Since 2002 – TCN Official by DesChyko: 5:40pm On Dec 18, 2016
sadWhy exposing what you'ld be crucified with later?
BusinessRe: Founder Of Peace Mass Transport Eating At A Road Side Buka.PICS by DesChyko: 12:55pm On Dec 18, 2016
porshuch:
After reading that his post, pls who awarded him Dr, somebody that doesn't hv polytechnic degree. Mr onyeishi nwoke nsukka your writeup shows that what you are doing is publicity stunt.
Publicity stunts definitely have a reason.
What is the reason for this?
BusinessRe: Founder Of Peace Mass Transport Eating At A Road Side Buka.PICS by DesChyko: 12:54pm On Dec 18, 2016
softMarket:
Dont u knw that if he eats in his house,his first son might poison him? grin grin

ibo first sons are mean!! Verryy Mean!!! grin
Silence, they say, is the best answer..but it is also said that when we see a fowl scrattering sh¡t, we should chase it away because no one knows who will eat the leg.

For this reason, I'm using some precious kilobytes and time to give you a one-off.

Please, if you insist on exhibiting such pristine absurdity, go over to Kenya. Nigeria has enough problems to add stupidity to her list.
SportsRe: What Amount Of Data Is Required To Stream A Live Football Match? by DesChyko: 12:40pm On Dec 18, 2016
iamphotoshoot:
Hello bro, what app do you use? And how can I download it, if it's mobdro, I am not finding it on play store, only some mobdro tutor shii. Help out eh
Direct link here: https://www.mobdro.com

Apk is about 30MB or so
SportsRe: What Amount Of Data Is Required To Stream A Live Football Match? by DesChyko: 12:37pm On Dec 18, 2016
Meister5:
Someone told me 1gb but i doubt it cos it seems too huge for just 90+mins.
Experts how much data do i need pls?
Well, my calculations yielded 540MB to stream SkySports 1 HD full match. So, say 600MB max.

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