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Health › Re: Sadiq Sani's Neck Surgery Sponsored By Kebbi Governor's Wife Was Successful by DesChyko: 3:53pm On Nov 25, 2016
He's free at last.

Blood-sucking tumour
Politics › Re: How Russia Hacked USA Election – NSA Director by DesChyko: 7:01pm On Nov 20, 2016
Not saying its not possible.
But a director of a National Security outfit giving such sensitive information as a press is possible in Nigeria, not the U.S.
Politics › Re: Whenever You See This Men Pics,what Comes To Your Mind? by DesChyko: 6:52am On Nov 20, 2016
1. A worker with no idea.

2. A worker with one idea.
Crime › Re: How Army ‘Killed’ Kidnapped Pastor & Labelled Him Militant - Premium Times by DesChyko: 4:42pm On Nov 19, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
Nawa oh!!


Is that not how they killed shooting stars defender, Izu Joseph, if not that he's a known figure they would've labelled him a militant also.
#FACT
Crime › Re: Woman Sexually Molested By Her Father Surrenders Her "Witchcraft" Items. PICS by DesChyko: 8:45am On Nov 19, 2016
So, is it the molestation that led to her involvement in witchcraft?
It's not all about grabbing headlines, readers should be allowed to discover some facts for themselves.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Hit By Oil Misfortunes - Buhari by DesChyko:
Mr. President goofed big time.
He actually made unguarded statements, convincing his supporters to actually believe he would stabilize oil prices.
He then mislead his cronies to believe the crude oil isn't key to his administration, brushing every concerned party aside.
He then played the economic diversification card but proceeded to sink billions in an unfounded North Crude Oil project. Smh undecided

Below are some of them in the heat of the moment

Crime › Re: US Expresses Sadness, Concern Over Killing Of Shiites Muslims By Police by DesChyko: 8:11am On Nov 19, 2016
Bujumbura:
That your flat yansh ehn undecided carry that wahala go romance section
Lol grin

Bull's eye
Crime › Re: US Expresses Sadness, Concern Over Killing Of Shiites Muslims By Police by DesChyko: 8:10am On Nov 19, 2016
SillyMods:
You missed him. Not "we".
'You can be singular as well as plural'.

In trying to prove his wrongness, you inadvertently proved him right.

He speaks not for himself alone.
Education › Re: Malpractice: WAEC Bans Imo Schools, Derecognises 28 Others by DesChyko: 7:13am On Nov 19, 2016
Blame it SOLELY on Rochas Okorocha.

Thr man messed up the education sector with his poorly thought out education policies!
Education › Re: 9 Everyday Words We Pronounce Wrongly by DesChyko: 2:21am On Nov 19, 2016
Only the divorce puzzles me at times.
Crime › Re: Woman Sows A Seed With A Stolen SUV In Church In Lagos & Was Arrested by DesChyko: 5:21pm On Nov 18, 2016
Money troubles.

The woman though undecided
Celebrities › Re: MMM Nigeria Donates Millions To Hospital Patients In Ibadan (PHOTOS) by DesChyko: 5:12pm On Nov 18, 2016
I'm sorry but irrespective of the good they're doing, MMM already has a bad name. They should have rebranded. When I was introduced to MMM, first thing I did was source information and what I read about them made my decision for me.

Kudos to those who are in a position not to lose at anytime/anyday.

By the way, I think this is the real MMM.

Science/Technology › Re: Scientists Shocked After Discovering Fish With Two Heads by DesChyko: 5:05pm On Nov 18, 2016
Siamese Fish grin
Business › Re: The Casket Emeka Offor Buried His Father, Benneth Offor In (Photos) by DesChyko: 5:00pm On Nov 18, 2016
I for talk say 'Waste of Money' but that's poverty talking.

E no even affect the airtime wey dey his phone cry
Politics › Re: Police Plot To Tackle Shiites In Borno - Premium Times by DesChyko: 2:31pm On Nov 18, 2016
kidman96:
You Bunch of block heads , This is how Boko Haram started. They have to be tackled now that's its springing.
While you're at that, get rid of the Idi Amin on seat as well.
Politics › Re: Police Plot To Tackle Shiites In Borno - Premium Times by DesChyko: 2:14pm On Nov 18, 2016
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

#iStandWithShiites.

#iStandWithTrump tongue
Politics › Re: FG Hires Charles Adeogun-Philips To Try Supreme Court Chiefs by DesChyko: 2:10pm On Nov 18, 2016
sarrki:
Booking space & you blame our leaders of incompetency

On nairaland you can't even make a statement instantly
We get it.
You're unhappy you aren't the first to comment.
You didn't make much sense with regards to the topic either.
Politics › Re: FG Hires Charles Adeogun-Philips To Try Supreme Court Chiefs by DesChyko: 2:08pm On Nov 18, 2016
Something as important as this should go down smoothly.

It's the FG vs some of her citizens. A trial that would make a lot of impact; positive or negative.

All these adjournments should have been forseen and forestalled.

Else it's another FG vs Nnamdi Kalu loading
Education › Re: LASU Students Defeat U.I, Futa And Others At Inter-university Debate In Funaab by DesChyko: 5:57am On Nov 17, 2016
I was actually looking for the debate topic.
Education › Re: See What This Graduate Wrote On Her withdrawal sli That Got The Cashier Confused by DesChyko: 6:24pm On Nov 16, 2016
Joe171:
Stale.
I think I saw this same picture some two years ago.
Did you check the date?
Culture › Re: Women Pound Food On A Man With Mortar & Pestles (Video, Photos) by DesChyko: 5:39pm On Nov 16, 2016
sarrki:
Why did you take it personal

Just saying the obvious
The obvious thing here is your lack of exposure.
Romance › Re: No Doubts This Is The Most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland (pics) by DesChyko: 6:52pm On Nov 15, 2016
phlamesG:
cry
Relationship between Infants and Infantry?
Nairaland General › Re: Yinka Adeparusi Is Dead (Naij.com Editor) by DesChyko: 6:25pm On Nov 15, 2016
R.I.P.
You have run your race.
Travel › Re: Truck Crushes Woman On Bike In Ikorodu (Graphic Pics) by DesChyko: 6:23pm On Nov 15, 2016
Are you seeing what I am saw?? shocked
Culture › Re: What Aspect Do You Love About Your Culture by DesChyko: 6:07pm On Nov 15, 2016
Lude in Ahiara, Ahiazu-Mbaise.

WHILE CIVILIZATION PREACHES MIND YOUR BUSINESS,

I love how the youths come out en masse undertake communual menial tasks like road repairs ,grave digging, e.t.c. It is considered awkward to have strangers to the lamd paid to do such.

I love our belief that 'Aku ruo ulo, a maata onye kpaara ya'. Irreapective of the wealth you're believed to have, if your compound shows no sign of it and none of your relations benefits from your bounty, you are still poor.

I love the way the elders accomodate the younger folk to ensure the passage of our rites and traditions. At every point, young people are allowed into such settings so that they can learn and discuss with their peers.

I like the way we take time to know ourselves and even foreigners inside and out. It may seem nosy but you never can tell when you will need vouching for.

Finally, I like the way we compete amongst ourselves: Age groups, Educational achievements and Resources are all avenues through which we measure up to each other so that collectively, we elevate our community level.
Family › Re: Traditional Marriage List In Aboh Mbaise, Imo State by DesChyko: 2:32pm On Nov 15, 2016
schumastic:
nice analysis there n how did you come up with all that
I think he's married. That's exactly what I did. Paid cash three days before my traditional wedding date. Only paid the dowry (ego isi nwanyi) on the D-day and that didn't take much time.
Education › Check Out This Basic 9 Kids Discussion by DesChyko(op): 2:06pm On Nov 15, 2016
Alright.. I was just teaching them 'Reproductive Systems'. Gave the kids the diagrams and while writing the notes the following conversation ensued (not real names)

Anita: Ehh.. Girls own fine pass boys own.
Mary: Ehn.. Boys own is scatter scatter.
John: Which kain..boys own fine pass jor.
Anita: It's a lie. You did not see as boys own is join join.
James: But girls own is hard to draw.
John: Yes. See now now I have finish our own. I don't even know how to start this one.
Jude: You don't know girls wahala are too much?
Anita: Is you that know o. My own is that boys own is not fine.
Jonn&Jude: Ehn leave it for us.

..after thinking of the right time to come in and shut them up without drawing attention to their utterances, all I could say was:

"Stop making noise!" angry
Family › Re: Traditional Marriage List In Aboh Mbaise, Imo State by DesChyko:
Please, it is good to always state the exact place they're getting married from.
I also married my wife from Aboh Mbaise, Ibeku precisely, and I still have my list with me.
Most of those stuffs written on yours are strange to me.,
Politics › Re: WHY DO IPOBs LIKE TO DO THIS THING --PHOTOS by DesChyko: 10:18pm On Nov 10, 2016
BiafraudExposed:
People liking this post don't understand English...

You're telling me Ipob is killing me...

An advice is a statement like
"Please stop spending too much money on girls"
This is an advice...

But telling me Ipob as an organization is eating me up...
That is your point of view and is never an advice in English Language
Be patient.

The 'English Understanders' are coming to 'Like' your post.

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