Food › Re: Now That Tomato Is Back by DesChyko: 9:03pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
Hmmm |
Romance › Re: “please Help, My Wife’s Mother Seduces Me!” by DesChyko: 8:45pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
Imagine everyone on Nairaland is watching you, what would you have done? |
Phones › Re: Subscribe MTN For 6GB With #500 by DesChyko: 7:05pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
Masterkolinks: Can I do the 1.5Gb for N50 like ten times at once? As in if I need like 15 GB, can I do 1.5Gb multiple times just for N50, N50, N50 at once without having to wait till the first 1.5Gb finish? I think you have to wait. That's because you won't see the data balance of this plan. You can only mpnitor it using the data usage monitor in your phone. |
Phones › Re: Subscribe MTN For 6GB With #500 by DesChyko: 7:03pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
ignis: Is it 2G or 3G? Anyone. It works fo both. No tweaks needed. |
Education › Re: Buhari Will Further Destroy The Bsc By Introducing B.tech..(equating It To Bsc) by DesChyko: 2:32pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
Who B. Sc help? Make I hear word jare. All these degrees are nothing if they have no place in reality. About 400,000 degree holders are being graduated yearly, where are the jobs? You'ld simply gp further for Masters only to see there's still hectic competition up there.. A Rat Race. |
Phones › Re: Subscribe MTN For 6GB With #500 by DesChyko: 2:28pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
ignis: Please what's the code? *312# to join. *312# again to select either 500MB for N25 or 1.5GB for N50. Valid 12am - 5am everyday. Can have both subs active on one sim in one night though. |
Education › Re: Breaking: FG Scraps HND Merges Polythecnics With Universities by DesChyko: 2:25pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
And what happens to the difference in curriculum? |
Properties › Re: The LED Evolution: Revolutionizing Lighting by DesChyko: 2:10pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
Chief, bastardizing Ossymac products isn't a wise idea. You can use pictures alone without the label or mention product name without the pictures. |
Celebrities › Re: Kanayo O. Kanayo's Daughter, Valerie Graduates From Secondary School by DesChyko: 1:29pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
He still has a kid in secondary school? Wow. |
Christianity Etc › Re: St. Paul The Root Of Christian Missionary Deception by DesChyko: 2:52am On Jul 30, 2016 |
That moment when you were just trying to read through and blast the OP but you realise that it's a long note you aren't going to read but will still blast the OP anyway. |
Romance › Re: by DesChyko: 8:50pm On Jul 26, 2016 |
Who born am? |
Technology Market › Re: . by DesChyko: 2:09pm On Jul 26, 2016 |
You may have to peg it between 18k and 20k. A neat advice. |
Politics › Re: Shame: Ambassadorial Nominee Fails To Recite Nigeria National Anthem by DesChyko: 2:03pm On Jul 26, 2016 |
That's what you get when senile dementia is a prerequisite before one can have a shot at governance. |
Crime › Re: Video Of Woman Harassed At Ringroad In Benin,all Her Basin Of Akara Thrown Away by DesChyko: 3:02pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
This almost brought tears to my eyes. It's very sad. Why must the masses even segregate themselves when they should be united? In this sad times, we still have lots of hate to go round?? |
Politics › Re: Abia Online Fights Dirty With Fans Over Authenticity Of Uche Ogah's Certificate by DesChyko: 2:56pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
Sad. |
Romance › Re: Can U Find What's Wrong With This Pix by DesChyko: 2:52pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
Proudly 90% *yawns* |
Jokes Etc › Re: When You Have Phd In Computer Apprenticeship by DesChyko: 2:50pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
I need something like that; how to type into a phone with a convenient keyboard. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Possible Coup In Turkey, Military Locks Down Bridges That Connect Europe & Asia by DesChyko: 2:43pm On Jul 17, 2016 |
Katyusha: SMH..Is that all you have to say? Damn teenagers. Don't be an overgeneralizing nosy being. It's not everyone that get a kick pretending over what's not. Turkey was about having a coup, so? To an average Nigerian, what's the thing to go crazy over? Other than quoting my post, what was your contribution? You haven't even an idea what you intend to do with this knowledge. Identity disorder is mostly associated with puberty. You're using the word 'teenager' in the wrong direction. |
Education › Re: What Is D Difference Between Fact And Truth? by DesChyko: 9:56pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
I think a fact is a certain truth that has been proved beyond reasonable doubt. But a truth in its ordinary is kind of negligible, not necessarily proven but expected to be accepted as real. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Possible Coup In Turkey, Military Locks Down Bridges That Connect Europe & Asia by DesChyko: 9:47pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
Who Turkey epp? |
Romance › Re: THE BABY DADDY Issue * by DesChyko: 9:45pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
What the hell is 'baby daddy'? I think it's one of the semantics people hide behind to run away from full responsibility. You're a father. Your child assumes more importance than anyone else. Any lady that's not cool with that is a threat to you fulfilling your responsibility and thus shouldn't be taken seriously. That's my school of thought though. I believe humans have differences in what they value and how they are valued. |
Politics › Re: Photos: Iara Oshiomole Receives Excellence Award by DesChyko: 8:43pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Honestly, she lost some cash there. Say, she donated #50million to them and they used #10,000 out of it to construct the award, what else? She should have just made it for herself, and present it to herself. She's even more popular than the group  |
Politics › Re: One Motion That Will Reposition Nigeria: A Functioning Central Data Base by DesChyko: 8:37pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Forget all the rubbish projects going on up and down, this is the most important project our country should embark upon. They should follow up the BVN and Hospitals to start up a meaningful database. From here, accurate planning can be made. |
Politics › Re: Okorocha, Ikpeazu, Nwobodo, Ikedife, Ukiwe In Imo 4 Ohaneze Forum by DesChyko: 8:32pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Where Rochas dey before? North? |
Politics › Re: Owerri Women Protest Relocation Of Ekeukwu-Owerri Market By Okorocha by DesChyko: 7:04pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
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Politics › Governor Rochas Is At It Again (rochanomics Is Working) by DesChyko(op): 6:35pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
This bridge was built at IMSU Junction barely three years ago by Rochas Administration. However, it is currently being dismantled, the reason given is that it is against the expansion plans of the State Government, a plan supposedly enacted in the first tenure of Governor Rochas and continued in this second tenure. The suspicious part is this: there has been agitations of recent over the mammoth costs of projects under his tenure and a freelance team is being put together to value the bridge and compare it against the costs as put on paper by the administration. Now, however, there are two hinderances. Firstly, there are no alternative means of obtaining the costs as the House of Assembly even appear to be in the dark over the project and its costs, a situation tagged 'Rochanomics' by Imo citizens. The second and latest is the destruction of the bridge which makes physical valuation impossible. This appears like a 'tracks-covering' exercise. The onus is on concerned citizens to act with stealth and evaluate whichever they intend to without raising dust, lest it becomes another structure against the expansion plans and demolished before one can complete the sentence 'o** o***'
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Phones › Re: How To Spot A Fake Phone (clone) Of Various Popular Brands - Deschyko by DesChyko(op): 5:35pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
XX01: I already did. It's HTC one dual sim. It has the beatsaudio sign at the back. You can even Google the picture on gsmarena. The one without is fake. You are right. I pulled the image of a site advertising a fake HTC One M9 besides the real one. I assumed it was correct because M9 doesn't come with Beats Audio, so I didn't bother editing it myself. I confirmed it is HTC Dual Sim. |
Politics › Re: Owerri Women Protest Relocation Of Ekeukwu-Owerri Market By Okorocha by DesChyko: 5:27pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Kenai: ****
So now you finally agree that Imo residents should be left to judge? Wonderful. Where was this belief when you were making a fool of yourself all the way from Lagos throughout 2014 and 2015? When you, the Lagos urchin, were having run-ins with bonafide residents of Imo like Vanacious1, Vanbonattel, Mcmlxxvi and the rest, where was this belief? When you were shamelessly tagging them "BIGOTS" for HONESTLY voicing out against the man's misrule, where was this belief? Some even went as far as taking pictures of the rotten roads right next to a current newspaper just to make you realize the error of your ways, but your mind was perpetually locked in the lattice of ignorance and blind hero worship.
BeremX, do you still remember when you labelled me a "Bigot" on this thread below?
- Berem (Dec 27, 2014)
Berem, it would take you 40 YEARS to attain my level of enlightenment, sentience and critical reasoning.
Just see how late you're waking up to the party.
YOU BE REAL MUGU, I SWEAR! *wipes away my tears*  *sniffs* |
Education › Re: 12 Times The English Language Made No Sense At All(pics) by DesChyko: 5:12pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
David25: ------------------------- English Language -------------------------
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? In all of these, you're talking of a pair of words in each with the same spelling but different meanings. The pronunciation is also slightly different because of the location of the stress pattern of the word. Such pair of words are called homographs. The word either functions as a verb first, then as a noun next or vice versa. In most cases, If the word functions as a verb, the stress is on the last syllable. If it functions as a noun, the stress is on the first syllable. Other examples are present, estimate, convert, reject, etc. Private Tutor For Hire biko  |
Phones › Re: The USB Power Adapter Charger I Bought In Gombe Today(pics) Advice pls! by DesChyko: 4:52pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Nicholas190: Please help me too, I have Nokia USB charger but the amp is 550vmh pls how many is that, is it up to 2v Amps measures Current. It's different from the voltage. Most USB chargers are 5V though. The difference is usually the amps rating. |
Crime › Re: Re: Female Kidnapper Nabbed In Lagos This Morning: Vital Information by DesChyko(op): 7:06pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
Ayo25: Please do you have an idea of which police division she is being detained? I happen to know of a family in Ajegunle Apapa area who are still looking for their stolen kids, two months after a child thief disguised as an apprentice made away with them. You never can tell, she could divulge useful information on the whereabout of most stolen kids that are yet to be found in Lagos. There are two police stations within 10 minutes drive from the scene. Okokomaiko Police Station and Ajangbadi police station. It's definitely one of them judging by the speed of their arrival. |
Phones › Re: How To Spot A Fake Phone (clone) Of Various Popular Brands - Deschyko by DesChyko(op): 6:43pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
XX01: @ OP, Your HTC picture is not true. I used the HTC dual sim phone which was made for the Indian market. I purchased it from the US when it first came out. It had the beatssound logo at the back. Quite authentic. It's the one without that i would be looking at with side eyes. Can you quote the phone model please? I mean the one you used. Confirm that it is HTC One. |