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Omumu na ihe e ji a zuu umu, udo na ahu i si ike soro unu. Isee!

Cool thinking, but it's not worth the hype. Granted it preaches same thing being preached since time immemorial;that one should be creative, it still doesn't make sense to look forward to using a bath tub for a wheelbarrow. An EXPENSIVE joke.

Nigerian refineries had started working for the first time in about 10 years

But, who e epp?

Una wey dey rush enter people marriage matter anyhow because of blog, na the same mumu thing go make person come rent parking lot for your married life too o

*sighs* .. The Good Old Days.. If only we knew how NYSC just makes a previously manageable situation become uncomfortable, we'ld have resorted to serving our pockets in that year.

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emityga:
After banning me for a month, u expect me to vote finestboy? The way i hate teachers is the way i hate moderators case closed, vizkid should lick my ass

Bros, you gats believe me say the crime wey go make fynestboi ban you for one month, na the same crime one mod for Politics section go just delete your account straight

Maybe bobo has woken up from the fantasies of online love and is trying to have a relationship that doesn't depend on a phone.

Engrobiorah:
But y didnt u use ur original moniker to make dis post?
U just created dis acct yestday
Are u scared of being sent to kuje?

You go like open your account make you see 'ban expires July 8th, 2116' wey you go dey beef mod

The absence of Jesse Jagz on that list is enough to nullify it. Other than Vector, and probably one other, he has no rival.

How do we know he is notorious without his identity?

If domestic fowls get this excited when they're about to have sexual intercourse, vertinary medicine would have been a well-profession because there'll be major heart attacks like every hour. Look at all your preparation for a primal animal activity. Not that you will even do it right

I take this as a stage against my candidate, but I don't mind. He's so humble to the point that if he perceives your comments as being genuine and devoid of slander, he will oblige your request to give you peace. That's how 'humane' he is. But I doubt if any right thinking person can relate to this. Your moniker alone speaks of hatred for the lot.

Go For It!

I'm trying to figure out the relevance of the balance at each point in time to the total money you had. If you had spent #300 first, would your balance summation read anywhere close to #500?

Ijora Badia

This petroleum thing is a curse. It's the reason intense greed racks our leaders and we act like our lives revolves around it. Imagine the celebration if one lands an oil job? Let them strike, or unstrike if they will, as long as it doesn't improve the standard of living of the masses, it's their funeral

My brother, no be small thing o. As everybody don honest put, make I tell una my own wahala. I graduate for 2008, na so school begin frustrate my life. Two years later, them still dey find 11 missing results. I run from pillar to post, no solution, begin rewrite exam so things go pure, but e no just easy to pass on merit. Na so I vex leave school go begin hustle. I believe say Devil wan just dull my progress. God bless me sotey I detach from my parents. I soon find wife marry, settle for town. Na so people wey no get joy begin put eyes for my matter. You go invest, you no go see the output. Pastors put hand for the issue, use money dey pray for me. E be like say na jazz dey knack me. Years dey pass, money dey drop, I dey there dey hope say e go better because na honest hustle. My paddy tell me say make we enter G. I no gree for that one because my wife expectant. Na so e bad sotee I begin panic. Na then person come with sure drug line idea. I refuse say I no fit. Na so God send one man come solve my school matter with only one phone call at 10pm in the night when we meet for bar. The next day, school call me say make I come drop details for service. How e take happen, I no fit talk. Na so I carry 19k plus every other hustle dey try put family normal until wifey born. So, we don finish service na, thinking say wahala don give chance small. But the thing wey we dey earn now, my brother. E be like say I still dey service. As I dey hope to get better work, na so dem dey sack those wey get better work. You no go believe say I dey conclude plans to go back into the hustle line, as paying job no just dey work out. I just thank God say wife wey understand dey contribute join and pikin wey need attention dey, if not, frustration fit don make me give up as I take leave school. I don tire for e go better, because e fit no better pass like this. Na to make the best of my situation na im sure pass, and maybe save enough money for vasectomy. Lol

Babalegba:
Lying prat

What will I gain by doing so? Check my topics, I've tried to get a LASG environments channel that I can forward an anonymous complaint to, so they can come around, levy everyone and enforce it, but no show. Dude, I've lived here for the better part of well over half-a-half century You can't convince me that it's not a lifestyle in the SouthWest when I'm surrounded by folks from there that are diabolic in every sense.

vecman22:
let's attribute it to d wailing wailers aka ipob...

The reason there's poor drainage in my locality is because the only way to channel it off passes through the compound of a southwestern family. They refused and everyone didn't argue with that for fear of losing their lives over a gutter. Don't sing hymns here. It's a Nigerian thing.

That's life everywhere. Everyone seeks the top but some are heartless enough to ensure that by every means possible.

banmee:
The problem with the Nigerian police is that they are filled with Nigerians.

Nigerians who are at the wrong place at this point in their lives. If only there were comfortably diverse means of making ends meet, that won't be the case.

Now, Nigerians will realise the forest market and processing firewood from a single tree can employ 100 youths, just like a masqurade's wardrobe - Lai Mohammed.

Babe, if you get banned, let me know.

Until the police embraces militarisation, this may never end soon. On Wazobia FM today where they hosted a police chief, people were just reporting the various evil deeds of the police. And I wonder what their mission was again. To protect or to endanger. Their laws and conduct needs to be completely revamped.

How e take affect Douglas?

He's Nairaland Secretary General

Deal with it. As much as I sympathise with our situation, sometimes, when I remember how we rejected Ojukwu's candidacy, I think the current disposition serves us right.

You must sacrifice one for the other. Scale of Preference vs Opportunity Cost. You can't have your cake and eat it too

I daresay the student was right in any case but the landlord definitely deserved what he got.

Good Move. But except someone big leaves, he might just be a backup plan.