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Nairaland GeneralRe: Front Page Nd 1st 2 Comment Excitement By Nairaland Members, What's So Special? by DesChyko1(m): 2:53am On Jan 05, 2014
Gerardcole: Nothing special. Just that your posts get a larger number of audience and as such, contributors.
Check this guy's post and see if he sounds anything close to serious.

@OP.. You're not aware there's an award sponsored by Punch Nigeria, CNN and MTV Base worth about N1million for 'News of the Year'?? One of the conditions for nominations is that your news must make front page. The winner of the award will be announced on January 13th.
FamilyRe: Agree Or Disagree by DesChyko1(m): 2:50am On Jan 05, 2014
DiSaGrEe
HealthRe: She Doesn't Believe Acne/pimples Can be Permanently Cured by DesChyko1(m): 2:47am On Jan 05, 2014
Let her visit a specialist jare.. At least she'll have someone to sue if it doesn't work
RomanceRe: Is This True About Nigeria Girls? by DesChyko1(m): 2:42am On Jan 05, 2014
Logic: True * False = False.

Since your premiss isn't true for all Nigerian ladies, it is FALSE.

Officer!! Take him away!
RomanceRe: Five Minutes by DesChyko1(m): 2:36am On Jan 05, 2014
Hi there.. Are you really conversant with...
If Yes: Okay.. Please tell me how/more.. Hmmm.. Seems you're really good at this... Wonder if I can call you later for better clarification, I doubt my inexperienced brain would be able to remember all that..

If No: Wow.. It seems many people don't know about... It's my first time, and I really need to get it right..Lemme see if I can get someone else.. Mehn.. None looks able.. I'm done for.. Do you know anyone at all who can help?? How about you help me check..just a favour for a stranger-in-need hmm?? Here's my number..Can I have yours..

In general, when departing: You've been of great help to me. Wasn't thinking I could do this earlier, but now I am. Thank You very much. I'll let you know how it goes.
PoliticsRe: Do People Win Money When Their Post Make Front Page On NL by DesChyko1(m): 2:27am On Jan 05, 2014
Both of you must be newbies on Nairaland.. You're not aware there's an award sponsored by Punch Nigeria, CNN and MTV Base worth about N1million for 'News of the Year'?? One of the conditions for nominations is that your news must make front page. The winner of the award will be announced on January 13th.
RomanceRe: Am I Doing The Right Thing Or Not? In Love With My Brother's Best Friend. by DesChyko1(m): 2:21am On Jan 05, 2014
Do same thing all 'bad girls' do... Don't give two fvcks.
PhonesRe: Mtn And Etisalat Double And Recharge Promo For New Year by DesChyko1(m): 2:18am On Jan 05, 2014
Question: Do you know what thunder and lightning does to the left testis of a greedy man??

Answer: The same thing it does to every other thing it strikes.cool
PhonesRe: Nokia First Android Phone by DesChyko1(m): 2:15am On Jan 05, 2014
Pix or it didn't happen
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Just forget it..
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It didn't happen any ways!
ComputersRe: Unable To XP After Windows Crashed With A Blue Screen Error Message. by DesChyko1(m): 2:12am On Jan 05, 2014
I think what's wrong(or right) with your system is NYR-1-E (New Year Resolution - 1 - Error). The System has decide to rid of all bullsht software in 2014. You had better done the same with your choice of OS.

Happy New Year.
Music/RadioRe: Help Me With The Name Of The Song Please by DesChyko1(m): 2:08am On Jan 05, 2014
A minute please.. www.ask_ifa.com
CelebritiesRe: "Beys" Nearly Sting Tlc's Chilli To Twitter Death by DesChyko1(m): 2:05am On Jan 05, 2014
How this manages to intrigue people, I have zero idea.
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Ladies Are Boring...not Current! by DesChyko1(m): 2:02am On Jan 05, 2014
You must accept that in a relationship, it's not gonna always be about you or what you like to have around all the time. You're lucky you even have those who converse. Beware of those who prefer to listen to you, even. Most of them are trying to find out if you're unique or same typical boring ol' Nigerian 'egotastic' man who prefers to talk about himself, his career and his choices all the time. They appear tolerant but are critically analytic of your ordinary disposition. Know what you wish for.
RomanceRe: How Do I Leave Her by DesChyko1(m): 1:56am On Jan 05, 2014
If the relationship union is legit, Leaving her without expecting to hurt her is like trying to amputate a limb without expecting blood flow.
SportsNairaland Backs Cristiano Ronaldo For Ballon D'or by DesChyko1(op):
In a sports poll on Nairaland over whom is their favourite for the Ballon d'Or award, Nairalanders have picked Cristiano Ronaldo over his other rivals, Lionel Messi and Franck Ribery.

In the voting which took place here, Cristiano Ronaldo amassed 65% of the votes. Lionel Messi was first runner-up with a vote count of 19% while Franck Ribery brought up the rear with 16%.

We now keep our fingers crossed till January 13, at Zurich.

RomanceRe: What's Your New Year Resolution?? by DesChyko1(m): 4:57am On Jan 01, 2014
Take a most significant step forward
EducationRe: Nairaland Interschool Debate: Winner::LASU by DesChyko1(m):
CONGRATULATIONS
BusinessRe: Confessions Of A Ghana-based Nigerian Youth by DesChyko1(op): 12:35am On Dec 28, 2013
Coming from people who are learned, I must say this thread is an utter disgrace to the efforts put into schooling some of us. I posted this story to alert some of those scrambling to leave the country of the probable unfavourable business climate in that vicinity. Had I known it would degenerate into this child's play, I would never have done so.
Moderators, please, close this thread, or best still, hide it from human view. It isn't achieving its purpose.
EducationRe: Nairaland Interschool Debate: Winner::LASU by DesChyko1(m): 7:19pm On Dec 27, 2013
smithsammy: get ur fact right! Creativity is questing for new idea. Never you use eduucaTION for creativity. TION means system and creativity is not system.
Thank you. I'll have to assume this is the answer to my question then?
EducationRe: Nairaland Interschool Debate: Winner::LASU by DesChyko1(m): 7:13pm On Dec 27, 2013
Please, is Xoxyl a speaker?? If not, please, hide his comment. It would be ignored either ways
EducationRe: Nairaland Interschool Debate: Winner::LASU by DesChyko1(m): 7:09pm On Dec 27, 2013
Damex333.. Your definition says 'Education is the art or process of acquiring or imparting particular knowledge or skill as for a profession.'

Particular must have meant specific, which ultimately means the process(es) must have been handed down over generations/ages. Creativity on the other hand, involves innovation. How can you still convince a person that Education does not hamper Creativity with this definition?
EducationRe: Nairaland Interschool Debate: Winner::LASU by DesChyko1(m): 7:01pm On Dec 27, 2013
@SmithSammy.. According to your definition, in summary, Education means acquiring knowledge directly from a source while Creativity means innovation by self.. Since every person must fill his mind from his environment which now is the source, you'll agree with me that education, in fact, is necessary before creativity can even exist?
BusinessConfessions Of A Ghana-based Nigerian Youth by DesChyko1(op): 11:00pm On Dec 26, 2013
My father always told me that doing business in Ghana is now very hard, unlike how it was years before. This comment I never really understood till today. The assumption that a young man learns more from his peers proved true in this case, as I finally got to have an insight through this childhood friend of mine who has just spent fourteen months (a year and two months) in Ghana. Below are his real life experiences of life as an upcoming business man in Ghana (figures are converted to naira instead of cefa/cedis for easier comprehension).

[b]"Whomever tells you that becoming self-made in Ghana now is easy is either an old-timer or a pretender. Living in Ghana is never easy, especially on us Nigerians. My house rent alone costs me N84,000 per year, aside from the contributions of my housemates. It is true that electricity is always on, but we pay dearly for it. In a three-bedroom flat occupied by four of us, we utilize about N360,000 yearly on electricity. Even my feeding alone costs an average of N220,000 (more than) yearly at a rate of N600 daily or more. My spendings on airtime for transactions and data costs about N200 daily, making more than N72,000 yearly."

"This won't have been much of a load but for the inconsiderate actions of our Ghanian business partners, in my opinion, which are to oppress we Nigerians. They hold meetings to send one of their agents to journey down to Lagos (in Nigeria) to find out the cost prices of goods, and thus, fix their price based on cost price, completely ignoring the transportation and clearance expenditures. This has forced the Nigerian old timers (or shop owners) in Ghana to sell at same price as suppliers (new comers) in Ghana, making it difficult for new comers to survive in the business climate. As a result, most new comers are looking for passage into alternative countries to escape this monopolized economy. Any money I make there, is going back to the country's purse in the name of house rent, taxes, electricity and feeding. I can't even send back money for a bag of cement to start a building at home, not even considering other comforts of life.
I used to make N12,000 weekly (after expenses) here at Owerri (in Imo State, Nigeria), which enabled me to save enough money to seek the green pastures I thought existed in Ghana. If I see any link to my former means of livelihood here, I'm never returning to Ghana. For now, my going back there is only because of my debtors, who owe me much more than half my earnings in my entire stay there. As for remaining there to become someone, it's not likely to happen," he concluded.[/b]
FamilyRe: Make Your Christmas Shout Outs. by DesChyko1(m): 6:35am On Dec 25, 2013
Shout out to my closest relations on NL..
RomanceRe: Male Body Language Flirting Signs To Watch Out For by DesChyko1(m): 6:30am On Dec 25, 2013
Posted By A MALE!!

BETRAYAL :|

But then, these are normal body languages for me around a femalehuh
PoliticsRe: Why All These Letters? by DesChyko1(m): 8:10am On Dec 23, 2013
Nigerians can be quite funny. When being shut out of the cycle of information, they raged. Now being systematically let into the system, they're bored.. Chai.. I'm a Nigerian as well sha.
PhonesRe: How Can I Avoid Losing Mails From My Yahoo Inbox When I Delete Them On My Phones by DesChyko1(m): 8:05am On Dec 23, 2013
Save them as drafts or so.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Has Social Network Slangs/short Forms Affected You In Your Exam by DesChyko1(m): 7:20am On Dec 23, 2013
I'm not a fan of abbreviations, not with the advent of QWERTY keys anyway. And it helps greatly by mastery.. Cheap mistakes like 'am instead of I am or I'm'... 'Its instead of It is or It's' and their like are avoided.
RomanceRe: !!! by DesChyko1(m): 7:15am On Dec 23, 2013
My friend, you're searching for perfection, which is a rarity in ladies of our time. However, it pays good to see perfection in the imperfect. Having experienced teenage love before now, I know of the possibility of owning a lady all to yourself and believe in it as well. I can't tell you a girlfriend/lover can be the most faithful of all time, but if she gives you a reason to see something better in her, than any other person; any reason at all, then stand by her. Don't always only keep seeking out her evil characters, dwell and revel in her goods. Your example may lead to the rise of that perfection you seek in her.
Christianity EtcRe: Christmas Is Idolatrous – Pastor Kumuyi by DesChyko1(m): 7:01am On Dec 23, 2013
No hating Pastor Kumuyi's comment, but if he admits 'December' is a huge holiday period and uses it for hosting the annual event, then, he's inadvently embracing the importance of this period, which the world acknowledges to be important for Christmas purposes.
Typical of the saying 'If you can't beat them, join them; Even with a frowning face if you please.'
Christianity EtcRe: Christmas Is Idolatrous – Pastor Kumuyi by DesChyko1(m): 6:56am On Dec 23, 2013
enigmagu1: wher in d a Bible is it written dt Jesus Christ was born on the 25th of decmber¿¿¿¿...
Show me where December was written in the bible first..since it has come to mean that whatever isn't in the bible isn't real.
PoliticsRe: Fresh BMW Scandal : Patience Jonathan Got Import Waivers For Coscharis Motors by DesChyko1(m): 6:53am On Dec 23, 2013
These Sahara Reporters are beginning to seem suspicious.. A background research should be carried out on them and their modus operandi.

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