Hi guys

I wanna call Mtn customer service and scream "fvck you, you thieving kunts". I got charged #150 for shit updates i didn't request.
I don't want my line to get blocked cos over years i haven't used a sim for more than 2 months. Everyone be thinking i'm into some fraudulent shii.
To cut the story short, i want to tell their customer service to Fvck off!!

What is the possibility of getting my line blocked?

slimthugchimee2:
rubbish question



gerrout

I don't know you but somehow i believe your IQ is low.

Hi guys,

Last week i got invited to a birthday party and i was surprised when i saw that almost all the guys had cigeratte to their lips.
I smoke occasionally but mainly weed and i just do it when i'm stressed or depressed, and of course i know the damage it does to my lungs.
But is it that, these days out of 10 guys 7 smoke?
I just turned 20, the age limit i'm looking at is 17-25.

Hi guys,

Last week i got invited to a birthday party and i was surprised, i saw almost all the guys had ciggerate to their lips.
I smoke occasionally but mainly weed and i just do it when i'm stressed or depressed, and of course i know the damage it does to my kidney.
But is it that, these days out of 10 guys 7 smoke?
I just turned 20, the age limit i'm looking at is 17-25.

Damn! I got a boner.

Enochman:



atleast from age 20

This ain't the 80's

skywalker240:
both of you are not even yet matured enough for relationship

What age is then matured for relationship?

Dotwillis1:
child abuse

I didn't say i want to have sex with her

Hey guys,

There is this 15 year old girl that has a crush on me and I'm thinking of asking her out.
I'm i breaking any laws? I'm 19
My friends are saying she's too young.

We should blame Buhari.

Front page

Type your height or move along midget. Go look for some punnani.

Love Machine:
This op dey lie.Na 4 feet be his height.Complex issue.

Most girls always say the perfect height is 6'0. Well, not every guy has a tall gene.
This is what i think.
5'7 and below is short for a guy
5'8-5'11 is average
6'0-whatsoever is tall
Im 5'10 which is average. What about you?

Sometimes you find yourself in a class where you see all these 'Tom boys' I was unlucky to be one of the smallest guys in my class although now I'm 5'10. There was this Ogoni girl who always picked on me and to be honest I always respect my self when I see her, If someone makes a jokes about her and I dare laugh, she gives me this death stare. I was living in psychological torture and I always tell my friends the reason I don't wanna beat her is that she is a girl. I didn't know she bullied me cos she liked me and once we began dating she practically went soft. Instead of telling a guy you like him, you torture him to pass the message.

Psycho

Some of this threads are getting really annoying

youngest85:
jade+kitana=front page

Stop the ass licking.

All these desperate dumb guys will even send pms to the ugly chicks on nairaland.

Keep deceiving yourself. You're gay!

So you no go fight if Dangote na your husband?

Hope he catches you and cut the hand you dey carry type

So long your wife doesn't find out carry that one they hold Belle.

Only way that friendship is gonna work out if we'll be friends with benefit .

halfricanadian:



Are u drunk or something wat are u tinking aint she small ow can u love such at dat age u alryt?

I will rip off ur head if any tried dat with a 12 yr old i kno

I'm not a Fvcking peodophile.I didn't say i loved anyone at that age. I'm just predicting the age of my future wife. Before she turns 24, I'll be years older too. Get it?

halfricanadian:


She is how old now

12

halfricanadian:


why she is nt born yet?

Haha nah. That's how old she'll be when we get married .

My future wife better be ready to go for 24 years

Lol all these female accounts with guys behind it

Somehow you took your time to classify fools