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virginprincess:
I'm short of words, honestly your idioms just got me confused.

I know you got something to confess to me so i'm giving you the last chance.

(0) you can talk to me through my digits cos i know you are really shy but you have to text only until you prove to me that you ain't shy anymore, then i will approve you to call me.



Besides, don't fall too hard for me yet cos i am not a great catcher and i would need to eat 5 wraps of fufu to be able to catch you.



Note that i would be taking down my number in 20mins cos i won't want to receive messages from any secret admirer.




HAV A GUD NYT Stubborn-Shy Princess.



¤ MODIFIED SUCCESSFULLY ~ Phone Digits Taken Down.

virginprincess:
, wow!, you really have a way with your words honestly, you make a lady unknownly fall for you, anyway i try and upload a nice pixs.

Hey hold it there VP, are you trying to confess sumtin to me right now? but you're stil very shy to say it?

Well, i might stil give you one last chance to tell me or you had lost me forever and we won't want to see you cry for the rest of eternity.



Besides, watch how hard you fall cos i am no great catcher or goalkeeper so i might have a problem catching you.
I would also need to eat 5 wraps of fufu to catch you oo.

Godwin5766:
May 29th

Na wa oo Bros, u dey the ending of the journey o

virginprincess:
, you so funny, well i'm going to change it but not now, thanks anyways

Oh Princess, you ain't bribing me wit your smile cos i've got a smile-proof on my mind so i ain't falling for it and
I'm also handsomely stubborn so i will be taking down my previous comment by 12am midnight.



U just have until your birth-day to put up a new pic or we just have to conclude this princess borrowed her cuteness and she is therefore the "Queen of SHYNESS NATION".

Maryjane001:
Awwwn.... birthday mate spotted

¤ FIRST BIRTH MATES OF THE MONTH

rickpat
MaryJane001


We would be waiting to hear the venue of your Marley-Night meeting together and the aftermath

ghettokid1:
Villareal go collect wotowoto .. 1-3 correct score [1-5 on aggregate]
fergie001
ebukahades10 paulolee vickyrotex themainboy22 angelfrost.. WE ARE NOT ALONE

Bro, villareal don cancel your rantings and predictions for just first half.

We dey wait for PART 2

virginprincess:
I rep may 26th

Wow, i still can't believe our own Nairaland Princess is a May born.

Now i understand why you are really stubborn.


,,,but you have to change your profile pic and give us a smile or i'm taking my words back.


¤ MODIFIED SUCCESSFULLY ~ Words Taken Back.

To all Celebrant Nairalanders that are born today the 3rd of May,




HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

WE WISH YOU A VERY LONG LIFE AND PROSPERITY FOR ALL THE REST OF YOUR DAYS.


MORE EGGS TO UR OVARIES,
MORE SPERM TO UR TESTICLES,
&
MORE MORE MONEY TO UR ACCT.





Enjoy your day.......

God will surely help all first borns (including myself) in this country especially in this hard periods.

Omuuvwie:
I represent may 8 and I am proud to be born in may,

Everyone should always be proud of their month no matter how it is.


I rep February and i am totally proud of it.

I WISH A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL NAIRALANDERS BORN ON THIS DAY THE 2nd Of May.




WE ALL WISH YOU LONG LIFE AND PROSPERITY.



FAVOUR REST UPON YOU FOR THE REMAINING DAYS OF THE YEAR.

I still dey struggle with my brain to believe this story Cause this na complete Africa Magic.
Title: THE OLOSHO MAN


OP, just ask your dick for advice since u allow am control u.

faithfull18:
I didn't know you were in a competition.

No energy for too much talk, go and sin no more

Hmmm, i guess we in a competition to prove who has a much more bigger ass and i won that too.

I know you saving your words cos you already gathering them on a letter and OHH, they might as well work but only if the female-sweet-words proof on my mind has been broken off.

Now, you advising me to sin no more while you keep sinning against me in your little tender mind.

That ain't gonna work.



GUD NIGHT.....(and make sure to keep your sin a secret).

MadamVanessa:


Your dad as an old man is smarter than you are. My Friend go to your village and do the needful. Tomorrow now you'll come out and say you want to contest let the same Village you despised so much support you.

So you can give a comment as clean and thoughful as this?


I need to get a pair of glasses to really check that you are the owner of this comment..


I owe you one Like and one Share after checking is done.

faithfull18:
Funny but not funny.

Using endearments on strangers isn't a nice gesture, learn.

I wouldn't want to waste my resources on such anyway.

Now i tend to believe the saying that Women would rather go on a dry fasting for a year rather than admit their crime.

I can see this particular female(who i'm chatting with) would rather wear a man's oversized shoe for a year with dry fastin than agree to a male who won her.


Nonetheless, i am no stranger but your long awaited crush which you have been crying nights and waiting for.



Behold i beseech thee, your prayers are answered.
Go and cry no more...

faithfull18:
First things first, I am not your dear.

And things don't happen just because you say so. At best, it remains your opinion which of course you are entitled to as everyone.

Its not just my opinion but the way it is and only one person(GOD) changes it not even you.


Besides, me calling you that was out of my nice gesture and not because you deserve it.
My "DEAR" title is too expensive and i don't think you can afford it.



Your opinion was well noted but winking doesn't work on me. You would have to apologize in another way.

So sorry but your first attempt isn't good enough.....

rickpat:
11th.. MARLEY NIGHT..

Wow same date with the legend..




Besides,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL THOSE BORN ON THE FIRST OF MAY.

AS YOU BEGIN THE MONTH, SO SHALL YOU ALWAYS COME FIRST IN WHATEVER YOU DO.

LONG LIFE & PROSPERITY WILL CONTINUE TO BE YOUR PORTION FOREVER.




Enjoy ur day.

faithfull18:
This isn't exactly true. The world isn't unidirectional.

No strength to type plenty. Topics like this interest me as I read the usual rhetoric from myopic people.

My dear, just keep rejecting suitors from now till you reach age 45.

By that time, you go know if the OP dey lie or not....

Your answers are with Will Smith. Go ask am


If you ask us, who we go ask?

Invictuse:
If na womqn n he chose to help her se na your papa work the money for hin hand.

The audacity with which you online beggar / scammer beg this days if there was no law I will ensure I behead each n every one of u

I nor get any word to tell you cos i know ur type so keep ur foolish words to yourself.



Besides, i nor give u any audacity to call me online scammer so nor try dat nonsense again.

Mindlog:
EFCC boss ké?

Where I dey work now sweet me die, EFCC work no dey hungry me.

Oooooh, so u dey impersonate the EFCC and u dey do their work on Nairaland without their permission.


I am sorry but you are under-arrest for impersonation of federal govt legal entity so you have the right to remain silent or whatever you say will be used against you in the Nairaland-Court-of-Law.



For your info, I am a legal Nairaland-Police-Impersonator legalised by NPF.

(i nor talk anytin oo)




Now move it.......

Candidlady:
Parked

Hmmm what must i have done to the great Nairaland most troublesome lady to deserve u always parking at my every post?



Besides, my parking lot ain't availabe to any overly candid-gorgeous damsel cos you would make my other girls jealous and run away so you can only stay if you pay for your space....

Mindlog:
I am gender neutral when it comes to such, babe or guy.

Go read my today's posts in 2 other threads here in the family section, where a babe think she can scam people with her sob stories of being homeless and living in an uncompleted building, she don even threaten me with God's wrath.

Oh Sorry Bros.


I nor knw say na you be the new NAIRALAND-EFCC DIRECTOR-GENERAL.

Sorry Sir.



Anyways, keep up the good work...




NB: Don't ever be like Magu and the rest.

Mindlog:
Sensitive issue? It seems you have not been long here in this family section, someone has posted the pictures of "his late wife" lying in the coffin, another did post pictures of a little girl who he claimed was his daughter who just died all in the bid to scam readers to send money to them but they were later busted. When it comes to criminal minded people, nothing is sacred nor sensitive.

There is nothing evil in reminding people to be reflective before giving.

Guy,

forget this talk. Supposing the OP na babe, you nor go talk all dis ones and you go stil pass back go transfer giv the babe.
I knw how people lik you dey behave.


If you wan help am, do so peacefully or just lock up. Nor con dey spoil people mind.


Who wan mumu go stil mumu las las no matter the advise.

As this post is made for the May Borns, we want to know the birthdays of our fellow nairalanders that represent this precious month.


WE HAVE GRACIOUSLY COME TO THE END OF THE MONTH.


State your date and know your birth-mate nairalanders.
Opposite genders can as well connect if you deem fit.


We hope to make this thread active cos we will gladly wish our May borns Happy Birthdays on their every dates till the end of the month and mention celebrant monikers too.


HAPPY BIRTHDAYS TO ALL MAY NAIRALANDERS AND THOSE BORN ON THE 31st of May.

WE WISH YOU A VERY LONG LIFE AND PROSPERITY.

(Nairaland loves you all).



Cc:
lalasticlala
Seun
Dominique
Mynd44
Farano
Rocktation
Fynestboi
RoyalRoy




Oya lets go........




MODIFIED: May 31st gather here


(Celebrant for today);

chinwong

Immediately u receive call for work dat u didn't apply for, flee for ur dear life.


Na God go help us...

Dis country has always been an hilarious joke, but now its becoming a mor serious one.

HOW DO U EXPECT A THIEF TO GO AND CATCH A THIEF AFTER STEALING FRM A THIEF?