₦airaland Forum

cassidy1996:
make him go sit down one side...

newlander:
okay firstly i'll like to apologise if the topic had been treated before, i'm kinda new here

Now here is the gist, my wife is a hottie, as in full option 6 loader double decker. but here is the thing, my son won't let me get a piece of that no more. As in the dude have completely colonize my wife. i am not a stingy guy, i am open for a sharing option, but the lil guy is having non of that. he wants her all for himself. Any time we start clapping before we go begin the dance, dude will start his "attention seeking cry" even if he is asleep o, and my wife will leave me high and dry and go attend to him.

i need a way out (matured advice o)


i am tempted to start giving the guy cough syrup secretly


It not funny dear, I understand your plight my husband can explain better .


_{lil guy is 6 months old}

smardray:
Happy birthday bruh....

GloriaNinja:
THE WIFE WITH LONG FACE LIKE THAT OF A HORSE, ANYWAYS ,CUTE FAMILY BY THE WAY, MARRIAGE IS NOT EASY TO CONDONE.

xedyl:
Why envy her ?? witch##

SorftWerk:
good thing u said some men cos I don't deserve it.

MissIndependent:
What Rubbish? Can't he knock the door before entering

menwongo:
.VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!
This is to inform the General Public that I will be getting
Married in 2017... I am now looking for a Wife.
Applicants with the following requirements Should apply;
1. (a) Should have natural hair
(b) Must be a female between 20 and 26 years of age at the
time of applying.
2. (a) Minimum of HND/BSc but any added qualifications
like: MSc, PhD or any professional qualifications is allowed.
(b) Must not have been married or divorced before applying
(previous experience not needed)
3. Slay Queen, pepe dem gang should not even try to apply.
4. Must be a great cook
5. No tattoos or unusual body piercings
7. Able to sustain an intellectual conversation as well as an
awesome sense of humour.
8. Attach written recommendations from at least two former
boyfriends.
9. Knowledge of Public relations that is awesome.
10. Fluent in at least 2 Local & international languages.
11. Well-trained in home management and hospitality.
12. Must have a good character.
13. No previous record of cheating.(MANDA
TORY)
14. Demonstrated ability to make a man successful...
All applicants are advised to send their applications on or
before the 30th of JUNE 2017.
Attach:
A. Birth certificate (Declaration of age is NOT acceptable)
B. Two recent passport photograph.
C. Health certificates which MUST include HIV/AIDS and
Psychiatry clearance.
D. A recommendation letter from a well-known person such
as Senator, Minister, President, Governor, DG NNPC, CBN
Governor, Director of any well-known oil company in Nigeria
or outside, etc.
Method of Application:
Go to any UBA Bank and get your bank draft for the #5000
naira only.
If by chance you DO NOT MEET the above requirements,
please DO NOT APPLY, As your application will not be given
due consideration.
**Only selected candidates will be contacted for the
screening, interview or Aptitude Test & they are to come
along with their Relatives...
Thanks In Anticipation
.

redbeans:
. Funny enough I still feel uncomfortable when someone crosses my legs