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who's that dude standing by the door Looks more like a wall gecko in jeans _{*all this hiphop wanna bes'*}

@poster. . . look gurl, if you must use weed then smoke a good one not all these paw-paw leaves. see as you almost made me trip on my puppy just rushing to come and read this piece of crap. . . take time o!

Bought my first phone, Motorolla V50 + MTN sim card for 54,300k. . . . then there was a promotion called BOGOF (buy one get one free), so i got a free motorolla talk-about with an extra MTN line. . .

Funny how this sim cards has reduced drastically to 200 Naira. . which means the better dayz are yet to come

Anomie

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It's a pity.

Accept my heartfelt condolence and may God in His infinite mercy grant you the fortitude to bear this irrepressible loss.

Personally, i feel Ghaddafi's statement may be inflammatory and a little bit out of order, but it is also brutally honest. What he has done is merely to voice the thoughts of so many Nigerians. Frederick Forsythe said it well in his book the Making of An African Legend that in truth, the country Nigeria has only existed in name only. Look at the constant carnage of recycled violence between the Chrsitians and muslims. Many innocent lives have been lost in the name of religion. Some will argue that even in US, there is racial tension which manifested intself in the Los Angeles riots. It may be so but yet in Nigeria, the violence is so rampant to become as common as a road pot hole. We should either learn to live together or to live separately.

Not too long ago, a group in the United States of America predicted that Nigeria would become a failed state by 2015 and later reviewed it to 2013. Looking at the current trend of events in the country in recent times, Nigeria may actually be moving towards the precipice just as Ghaddafi said, unless urgent steps are taken to halt the drift towards disintegration.

As for you Honourable Members who are just a bunch of noisemakers, except for the unique dictionary of the House, Honorable Patrick Obahiagbon, whose comment i strongly welcome, please do not blame Ghaddafi for his honest utterances. Blame yourselves for your inadequacy in adressing the problems of Nigeria. You guys paid lip service when the media reported that Libya was brutalizing Nigerians. Now that Ghaddafi has made a statement, you are recalling the ambassador to Libya. Hogwash! Stop chasing shadows. Ghaddafi is not the problem. We are. The truth is your concern is what the disintegration of Nigeria will do to your pockets and power.

Please do your work and then decide whether this country still wants or needs to be together.

OBJ for Minister of Extra-marital affairs

why did it have to take Goodluck 1678 hrs and 1679 hrs to dissolve the cabinet

Mr Acting President,i cannot congratulate you for the delay in doing this now.Some will see it as being prudent, but many of us see it as being delayed.Your experience so far in both at the state and federal levels should be enough to allow you the leverage to proceed faster than you are currently doing.

Let no Saraki nor Ogbulafor talk you into toeing their scheme please.Let the Nigerian public be the decisive court in your actions because they are the absolute constituency.Your job is clear cut. You have no time and so set a team of competent professionals to actualize specific time bound objectives to lay the foundation for a New Nigeria.Take the bull by the horn.

Goodluck

[quote author=Azuka.O link=topic=413610.msg5710020#msg5710020 date=1268818545]Thank God for this topic. It is helping us to know who are teenagers, young adults and MEN and WOMEN on NL, so that when they comment on other serious national issues, we will know if a child is talking or an adult is.  [/quote]Damn Straight

chyket:
My wife and my two daughters are the custodians of the remote controls,i have DSTV and HITV so they dont have much friction.When i get home everynight, my wife most time gives me the remote control to our bedroom TV voluntarily which i hardly accept because i believe that my family is the major reason why we MEN work so hard for.I only watch the NEWS by 10pm.

shikena. .

These days, work is so excruciating that one doesn't have time for them Tvs, with my Lappy and a good bottle of red wine, they can bomb the Tvs, Remotes etc for all i care

Na you wan kill am? ? I rebuke you 1672 and 1673 times in Jesus name

There was this cute girl that just moved into our neighborhood. . . All eyez where on this chick but somehow she took interest in me, i was just 19. We got really close and the time came for the real thing. On the scheduled day, my dad was to travel but somehow, i think he changed his mind and decided to come back home, then it was raining heavily. There was no light, so i put on the generator and was in the living room chilling and feeling cool with this new catch. Little did i know that my old boy was back and was honking and banging furiously on the gate, but due to the heavy downpour and the noise coming from the generator, i couldn't hear a thing.

While my dad was out there, under the rain, infuriated & still banging on the gate, i was pant down, romancing and smooching ready to grind this babe, then suddenly the generator went off. I was surprised because i just filled the tank with fuel, so i decided to go and see what made it go off. Only to get there, in the middle of the dark, i received a very heavy blow right to my face from my dad, you need to see me screaming thinking i was been beaten by a spirit. I never knew my dad out of anger and frustration, had climbed over the fence, into the compound and turned off the generator, then hid knowing fully well that i'll come outside to see what the problem was. Mehn!! my dad boxed the hell out of me that evening and the babe in question fled for her dear life . its was the worst day of my f-u-c-k-i-n life

i have 1668 and 1669 very thick towels tucked in mi shorts, can't get me.

Funny enough, my helmet deflects bullets 1664 and 1665 times back to sender . . . .the only bloodstain you might be scrubbing is googles

I have on me 1660 and 1661 ballistic vest, y'all can't get me.

1654 and 1655 is a fallacy. . . we didn't

We were happy missing you too 1650 and 1651 times

It's their address they changed to 1646 and 1647, plz check up.

somebody bera call the vet on 1642 and 1643, cuz these puppies on NL are looking sick

OMG!!!! sade is back. . . . she's my sweetest taboo la la la la la

Haters try and show some love/respect OK

olafemi:
please you guys should leave Gene. alone, she is hustling thats all!

champion hustlers

I think he overcompensates his lack of rudimentary english and proper morpho-syntax with synonyms that are usually used in the wrong context