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Jokes EtcNames Of Nigerian Designer Perfumes by desthan(op): 11:25am On Jul 07, 2010
1) Extinct by NITEL
2) Blackout by NEPA/PHCN
3) Escape by Ibori
4) Desperate by Atiku
5) Must be me by Buhari/IBB
6) Swindle by C. Ibru
7) Barely 13 by Yerima
cool I Dey Kampe by OBJ
9) Honour among thieves by NASS
10) Assault by Deji of Akure
11) Insane by Sani Kaita
12) Exquisite by Asiwaju
13) Hypertension by Super Eagles
14) Miss-fire by Ayeigbeni
15) Shameless by Aandoaka
16) In charge by Turai (now out of stock)
17) Open Heavens by G. Jonathan
grin grin grin grin
SportsRe: Netherlands Vs Uruguay: [3 - 2] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by desthan(m): 9:22pm On Jul 06, 2010
and that is the end of the game. . . . .

finally the cheaters are out
SportsRe: Netherlands Vs Uruguay: [3 - 2] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by desthan(m): 9:15pm On Jul 06, 2010
three minutes to go. . . . what can the cheaters do grin
SportsRe: Netherlands Vs Uruguay: [3 - 2] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by desthan(m): 9:00pm On Jul 06, 2010
ggggooooooaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllll

four more to go grin grin grin
SportsRe: Netherlands Vs Uruguay: [3 - 2] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by desthan(m): 8:12pm On Jul 06, 2010
but the keeper should have seen that coming. . . . . c'mon man what were you thinking cry
SportsRe: Netherlands Vs Uruguay: [3 - 2] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by desthan(m): 8:10pm On Jul 06, 2010
what de Zap
SportsRe: Netherlands Vs Uruguay: [3 - 2] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by desthan(m): 8:00pm On Jul 06, 2010
good elbow son. . . more of that grin grin the cheaters must go
SportsRe: Netherlands Vs Uruguay: [3 - 2] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by desthan(m): 7:56pm On Jul 06, 2010
the cheaters are it again. . . .see over head kick shocked shocked shocked shocked
SportsRe: Netherlands Vs Uruguay: [3 - 2] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by desthan(m): 7:54pm On Jul 06, 2010
wow, wat a swav, see gege. . . dutch fussball, de best
SportsRe: Netherlands Vs Uruguay: [3 - 2] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by desthan(m): 7:49pm On Jul 06, 2010
the cheaters must go out. . . . . go holland, make me proud cool cool
SportsRe: Netherlands Vs Uruguay: [3 - 2] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by desthan(m): 7:48pm On Jul 06, 2010
Great sssshhhhooootttttt. . . . . gggooooaaallllll grin grin
FamilyRe: Who Is a Mama's Boy? What's Wrong With Being One? by desthan(m): 1:18pm On Jul 05, 2010
Mommas boy. . . . Cliché undecided
SportsRe: Nigeria Will Not Reverse Team Ban: by desthan(m): 1:16pm On Jul 03, 2010
Listen up all yee football crazy diehard fanatic. . . . .and offcourse FIFA, ''THEREWILL BE NO SUPER EAGLE IF THERE IS NO NIGERIA'', COPY THAT!!!!!!!!! undecided Who the f-u-c-k is sepp blata, a common head of maybe 16 men association dictating to a Commander-In Chief of a sovereign Nation, shiioooorrrr. . . . i hope the ban last forever. How can they be two captain on a ship. . . . .
NYSCRe: NYSC: Which State/Year Did You Serve? by desthan(m): 6:09pm On Jun 28, 2010
1997-98 SECTION.

CAMPED IN ELELE. .

SERVED IN RIVERS STATE . . . .

so many kidos on NL undecided
PoliticsRe: I Was Not Banned From The Us : Aaadonkaa by desthan(m): 4:13pm On Jun 28, 2010
tundewoods:
The only way to solve this impasse is for Aandonkaa to show us proof that he has not been banned from the US.
I therefore suggest that he goes to the USA and snaps a photograph infront of the White House carrying a placard that with inscription :

[size=18pt] " I was not banned from entering the USA, And this is Proof"[/size]


Obviously this shouldn't be to hard a task to perform from a person that believed that a president can rule by proxy from any where in the world at the same time.
Cthief idonkia. . . . . just do as you are told grin grin grin grin grin grin grin omnipresence i donkia. . . . .
CultureRe: Craziest Thing You've Ever Done? by desthan(m): 4:03pm On Jun 28, 2010
Back then when i was in secondary school JSS 1 (Boarding House), we were asked to observe our siesta after afternoon lunch. . . . Come and see racing from the refectory to our various dormitories, as soon as the bell went off. . . Shortly after we dived into our bed, and shutting our eyes forcefully, praying for sleep to come, Some senior prefects matched into the room and announced that ''Yes, these are good boys. . . . Ehm! if you know your are sleeping, raise up your hand. . . . i just put my hands up with my eye closed. . . . they chorused good boy. . . good boy, oya stand up and come and write your name on this list. . . .i just jumped down with one eye open so that i won't fall to the ground to go and write my name. . . . . Oh my good Lord, this wicked boys took me outside and gave me the beating of my life, saying so you weren't sleeping abi. . . that was when i realized that i had goofed big time cry cry cry.

Since then when they come in and make such announcement during siesta, i just ignore them and remain dead on the bed, even when they threaten that, ''AH! so no one is asleep in this room ehh!? i just ignore them, having known their prank. . . but one day, i was so excited that when one Fox (names for a new boarder) fell for their trick. . . . i laughed forgetting that i was suppose to be sleeping, and ended up chopping another beating, phew!!!! boarding life na wa lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Says "Take It" And People Fall. Do You Believe It? by desthan(m): 1:47pm On Jun 26, 2010
hmmm. . . .interesting topic,

In our present world, and within the context of our exceptional Nigerian situation, where there are all manner of senseless and spiritually meaningless themes of churches conferences, its is heartwarming for me to find a man after God's heart who did not make money, materialism mesmerism or the killing of perceived enemies etc, the focus of the Church's message/theme/conference. The integrity of the tags and the themes of church meetings in recent time have actually gone from bad to worse.

We now see and hear of crazy Church names or programs like ''Locust Army Church'', ''Run for your life chapel'', ''Go tell ahab that Elijah is in Town conference'', ''Suya Night-Operation roast your enemies like suya'', ''Night of Vengeance''. . . . . . through the use of Mirrors & pepper, Broom (like member & leaders of Action Congress party in a political rally), Cane, Feet washing, Blood of Sprinkling, the Life of God in the bottle, Salt licking. . . . . etc'' all in the name of dealing ruthlessly with some perceived enemies.

Most of such events depict nothing but abysmal ignorance, dangerous desperation, public display of greed driven Creed and strong determination to manipulate and ruthlessly exploit gullible people.

The concept of ''A Spirit Filled Church'' was indeed originally the vision of God, who is the Father of all Spirits, and that of the Lord Jesus Christ, the Spirit filled founder and the leader of the true Church. ''And He said to them, ''It is not for you to know times or seasons which the Father has put in His own authority. But you shall receive power when the Holy Spirit has come upon you, and you shall be witness to Me in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the end of the earth.''

Therefore, any Church where there is no passionate commitment to becoming and remaining filled with the Holy Spirit is out of touch and out of tune with Heaven. Such  a Church will soon become filled with some destructive scheme and the activities of some strange and contrary spirits. They might be occupied with some laudable activities, the might be claiming to be spiritually alive and materially rich, but from a divine perspective, they have fallen, they are dead, they are naked, poor and wretched.

@topic

Personally, i don't have anything against pastor Chris, i like him and respect / love him as a human being, but as for people who engage in these act, perverter s of the right way of Jesus Christ , they will all bear their judgement one day.
SportsRe: Does Hulk Hogan Now Play For Cameroun? by desthan(m): 12:09pm On Jun 26, 2010
World Cup Fever. . . . . just like Nigerian politics, do or die cry
PoliticsRe: Aondokaa,barred From Entering The United States by desthan(m): 7:22pm On Jun 25, 2010
call it what u like. . . . . but i actually think its good and necessary that the kids and relatives r banned as well, so that this bitter experience will make them not to follow in the steps of their parents cos these corrupt officials also corrupt their kids and THEN put them in power.
so 9ja's corruption woes are 2 if not 3 generations old, and we are commencing the mass clean-up from here, lol. smh,
PoliticsRe: We Have No Money To Fix Power Sector – Jebba Power Chief by desthan(m): 4:56pm On Jun 25, 2010
Don't Privatize NEPA, PRIVATIZE NIGERIA! ! ! shikena. . . .
PoliticsRe: House of Reps Show of Shame: Watch the Video! by desthan(m): 2:47pm On Jun 23, 2010
Where is that National Anthem thread againhuhhuh Please it should be moved over here, and find out from people what they feel when they hear it , or is it recite it? I laugh in assorted languages. . . .

No revolution, No hope for the country.
TV/MoviesRe: My Mummy Is The Best Cook In The World! by desthan(m): 6:57pm On Jun 22, 2010
infact i just noticed the commercial for the first time. . . . . . kini big deal sef undecided
TV/MoviesRe: My Mummy Is The Best Cook In The World! by desthan(m): 5:08pm On Jun 22, 2010
damilola15:
wow, I guess I'm the only one who changes channel when that pomo ad comes on.
my broda, not only you. . . . funny enuf i don't even notice it undecided
TV/MoviesRe: My Mummy Is The Best Cook In The World! by desthan(m): 9:37am On Jun 22, 2010
obxddon:
The best for me so far is the MTN adverts, where a man and his son from England where about to watch a match and were singing, only for them to get to the elevator and meet the germans there!!!! Nice concept
oh yeah. . . . . how could i forget that one ''Two world wars and one world cup, England, England, Two world wars and one world Cup, England all the way. . . thats right my son, we are gonna beat them again'' grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin, until they got to the elevator, that really cracked me up grin.
TV/MoviesRe: My Mummy Is The Best Cook In The World! by desthan(m): 7:56pm On Jun 21, 2010
I love the NNPC advert too . . . . especially when jago argued that he cut oil pipe line and not vandalize it grin, very funny. . . . the for concept, i like lucozade advert. . . .the colours and all that, kinda kool cool.
PoliticsRe: How Do You Feel When You Hear The National Anthem. by desthan(m): 1:22pm On Jun 17, 2010
All this committee of sycophancy looting this country dry, a country with no value, oh God help me, i'll rather teach my kids good morals and values rather than that rubbish anthem, shoooorrrr!

@poster

it make me wanna regurgitate. . . . .
PoliticsRe: Deji Of Akure Fights Back : Demands N10b For Damages by desthan(m): 12:59pm On Jun 17, 2010
''the gods are not to blame'' grin
Music/RadioRe: K'naan's 'wave Your Flag' Vs Akon's 'oh Africa' by desthan(m): 6:34pm On Jun 14, 2010
whatever the Zap ever, ka'aan rocks anytime cool
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Argentina: [0 - 1] On June 12, 2010 @ World Cup by desthan(m): 5:18pm On Jun 12, 2010
can't understand why lagerbeer did not start martin and osazie in the begining
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Argentina: [0 - 1] On June 12, 2010 @ World Cup by desthan(m): 4:58pm On Jun 12, 2010
vincent, thank you, at least its only one,

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