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Politics / Re: Wike To Oshiomole: I'm A Trained Lawyer, Which University Did You Attend? by desthan(m): 4:56pm On Feb 17, 2020
Sirjamo:
I do not know whether Oshiomole have or do not have certificates, but if both men are to be assessed by how they speak and their level of intelligence, Wike is nowhere near Oshiomole.

However, the only difference between APC and PDP is Buhari and Osinbajo, the rest are first class graduates of Obasanjo's University of do or die politics!!!

True talk....Wike school get as e be. Maybe ma school 2
Family / Re: My Wife Wants To Leave Me by desthan(m): 4:44am On Jan 15, 2020
Ah! Children of these days.....

So you are here still playing with your fake account.

That person you called your wife used you as a rebound while praying that her ex back in the US takes her back.

Your immaturity would not let you see that there was so much work to be done to keep a home and a cheater, but you could not care less because you are the same with your cheating partner.

Better get up from your bed and go get your child, or is he a product of a fake account as well.

Can't wrap my head around the fact that someone tells you would not see your child again, and you are here still faking an account, then you must be a fake person.

I'll be damned undecided

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Religion / Re: Salvation Ministries 5 Nights Of Glory 2020: Everything You Need To Know by desthan(m): 12:08pm On Jan 14, 2020
Neroiam:


And na for your website dem dey host am abi?

You must not respond to everything.
Travel / Re: Having A Brother As An American Citizen! What Are My Benefits? by desthan(m): 8:28pm On Jan 13, 2020
Absolutely Nothing
Religion / Re: Salvation Ministries 5 Nights Of Glory 2020: Everything You Need To Know by desthan(m): 2:28pm On Jan 12, 2020
HRHQueenPhil:
Why d need 2 register

If you want to host a viewing centre.

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Health / Re: Is There Any Remedy For A Small Manhood? by desthan(m): 5:44am On Jan 04, 2020
Who big prick epp

Little one, you dont need all that. There will be a girl for you. I also have a small prick, it never one day affected my self esteem. Before I got married, I have slept with a lot of girl who were always wanting to have more of me.

You cannot please all these girls that have used all manner of dildos that bleeps them, vibrate and still braid their hairs. Just do you and always have your game face on. Nothing like one minute man.

Always stay positive and confident about yourself. Do not kill your selves over what you cannot change.

Finally, if after sex, a girl says you have a small dick, just reply her that it must be her pussy that is too wide and move on to the next....shikena undecided

Dont kill yourselves. Enjoy 2020

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Army Cadets Delibrately Cause Traffic Jam, Mock Civillians (Video) by desthan(m): 8:21am On Jan 03, 2020
SalomonKane:
This is truly not inspiring. Imagine the gross display of stupidity at its peak. grin

Like (father) Buratai, like son undecided
Family / Re: Why Does Sex Slowly Die Off In A Marriage After 10+ Years?? by desthan(m): 3:25am On Jan 03, 2020
Sex when single is sweet but after marraige of 10years plus, with children, lots of bill's to pay, family responsibility both ways, brother you dont need sex anymore rather you lean on God for strength not to stumble.
Business / Re: Crowd Forces Port-Harcourt Mall To Shut Gate by desthan(m): 11:20am On Dec 26, 2019
litathom:
Isnt thatvehat every business owner prays for? Crowd of people

Sure, maybe for a bigger recreational facility or an amusement part, better yet a wild life reserve.

For a small like spa compare to this multitude there could be stampede, looting etc
Religion / Re: When A Neighbour Rejects That Christmas Chicken by desthan(m): 12:10pm On Dec 25, 2019
@OP

Do not confront her, she will bear her judgement for wasting.

She would have given it out to people who need it.

As a single man till now that I am married, people keep given us food, even Muslim give us meats, but we give them to people around us, security men, labourers etc. There is always someone that needs food.

That chicken would have made someone's day but she arrogantly wastes it because she can afford it.

Time will come, she will confess later trust me.

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Crime / Re: Pastor Kelvin Kwesi Kobiri Attacked By Customers (Photos, Video) by desthan(m): 11:29am On Dec 18, 2019
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6L_yOOgJqm/?igshid=ve557thrn0zq

Same news, different version.

Bloggers we hail una hussle undecided
Crime / Re: Angela Okorie: How Hired Assassins Shot Me (Graphic Video) by desthan(m): 7:49pm On Dec 15, 2019
consultancy:
Rivers cultist boys (obsessed fans of Tacha) attacked her with awka made 2 pa. That's why the damage both on vehicle Nd her body was minimal. Of it were a rifle, pump or any other high caliber weapon, evidence will not be some shattered glasses and tiny pellet holes on her car seats. All the same thank God for your life, after all, 2 pa dey kill from close range

Omg! Was she attacked in Rivers state.
Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Introduces New Transportation System In Oyo State (Photos) by desthan(m): 7:38am On Dec 11, 2019
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin

Wonders shall never end in Nigeria
Politics / Re: Photo Of Buhari In 1983 And 2019: Spot The Difference by desthan(m): 8:24am On Dec 09, 2019
obiekunie2:


abeg make una help me see this 'somehow' pesin!!

abeg is there any body in this forum that is 38 plus that doesn't hav a gray hair in either his head, or his beard or his balls in Nigeria today?

I am 48yrs, no single white hair, maybe one or two which my wife always picks out. No beard, just moustache and no white on it.

I have a boy working for me, he is just 29 but has so much white hairs all over his beard that when he comes to drop documents in my house, my children run to him calling him their grandpa...

It's just gene like the young man said to you, no be sickness.

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Sports / Re: DSTV Not Broadcasting Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz Rematch by desthan(m): 3:12pm On Dec 06, 2019
How do we stream?
Travel / Re: FRSC Arrests Mary Ikoku For Using Google Maps In Abuja by desthan(m): 6:24am On Dec 04, 2019
ornicus:
@ op

these are the relevant abuja frsc contacts

info@frsc.gov.ng

rs7.1.fct@frsc.gov.ng
08077690701


https://frsc.gov.ng/zonal-commands/

RS7HQ, ABUJA UG IBRAHIM (ACM)

rs7hq.gwarinpa@frsc.gov.ng
08077690700

you can consider taking it up - since the action of the officers contravenes what their superiors have said in the media
unfortunately, you do not have a video, so they will almost definitely lie

good luck

You are welcome my dear....for speaking the truth.

@OP I am sure you now understand your offense.

Why not pull over and go through your map, rather than do that while on motion.

Think!
Health / Re: He Noticed Some Changes In His Body System (pics). by desthan(m): 11:13pm On Nov 18, 2019
HIV loading....
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Gifts His Manager, Sunday Are, A Richard Millie Watch For His Birthday by desthan(m): 5:31pm On Nov 18, 2019
eaglez:
The way these guys just dey call money eh, $80,000. Hmmm

You can say that again.

You need to see the documents I have to pile just to win a contract of $89k. We will surely get there and I know we are there already.
Family / Re: My Wife Betrayed & Left Me And Got Pregnant For Another Man While I Was In Jail by desthan(m): 5:26pm On Nov 10, 2019
sp749513:
Good moring nairalanders.

I want justice pls.

I was jailed 4 years ago when i was arrested,tried and sentenced for fraud.

I was not a criminally minded person but do to the economic hardship and how to provide for my wife and daughter I went into fraud.

My wife was supporting our union with her trade which the income was very low and to feed was war.

To cut the long story short when i was in prison she do visit occasionally but during 3 years spent already she stop visiting.

When i was freed last 2 months and to know what ups I went to where we live and learnt from a neighbour that my wife has parked out from our 2 rooms apartment and is now living with a man.

I got the address,went their and lo and behold she was heavily pregnant for the man.

I felt like fainting that moment and to make matter worse she said it to my face that she can't live with an ex convict.

My 5 years old daughter wants me back but my wife and her family are fighting against that.


I still love my wife despite her betrayal but the pregnancy and her refusal to give me back my daughter is giving me problem.

I want justice against the wife snatcher and i want back my wife and daughter.



Please what is the best ways to go about it so as not to go against the law.

Mods,I want justice.


How convenient was it for you out of all jobs you picked fraud. Have you ever considered how the people you de-frauded felt.

I think you got a taste of your own medicine.

I feel nothing for you, and hope you learn that what you make happen for other will definitely come back to you.

Have a blessed evening.

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Politics / Re: Operation Positive Identification: Falana Gets Order Against Army by desthan(m): 6:53pm On Nov 05, 2019
Minjim:
I thought the army had already jettison this idea

You never can tell with this type of pupu in govt.

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Education / Re: Pupils Sitting On The Floor To Eat Food In Adamawa School (Photos) by desthan(m): 3:01pm On Nov 03, 2019
CreepyBlackpool:
Nothing new here.


There are bigger problems in Nigeria.
Like buying new cars for lawmakers.
The money that would be spent on taking care of this school and the education sector is being spent on more important things like funding personal travels around the world, prosecuting gay people, buying bullets to shoot peaceful protesters, funding lavish extravagant lifestyle of public office holders, sponsoring stupid reality tv shows.

And also for preparing the budjet undecided

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Webmasters / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Threw A Low Budget Baby Shower For His Wife by desthan(m): 10:31pm On Nov 02, 2019
texazzpete:
Looks good.

Nigerians will never understand restraint. Make small money and start to fill the whole house with ugly gold furniture like Emoney.

This is how celebrations should be. Small, intimate events with family and loved ones. But Nigerians won’t rest until they throw big parties for the entire street.

grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: 72% of Nigerians not willing to pay for national ID renewal – NOIPolls by desthan(m): 8:08am On Nov 01, 2019
herakles:



I registered since 2014, and it's not ready yet

Same here, I even went to their office last week and they said it's not ready, we should give them another 5 years...

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Celebrities / Re: Helen And Susan: Davido's Accusers In Handcuff After Being Caught (Video) by desthan(m): 9:02pm On Oct 29, 2019
mitchyy:
What they did isn't a criminal offence but a civil case of defamation of character. Why are they on handcuffs? And hope the camera man knows if he slaps them, that's assault?

Anyway, this will teach people not to leave their brain at home when they are inspired to be foolish

False Accusation or Conspiracy : conspire with someone to accuse another wrongly are all punishable under Criminal Offences. A warrant of arrest can be enforced and handcuffing is allowed.

But civil matters on the other hand involves contract, agreement etc between both parties, hence no police involvement. You seek redress in court, but if you dont know your right, handcuff can be introduced by way of intimidation.
Politics / Re: NIN Applicants Stranded Over Non-Availability Of Resources At NIMC Ogun (Pix) by desthan(m): 9:09pm On Oct 28, 2019
Nickisindigo:
I did mine in 2015 yet I no see card


Did mine 2015.
Paid a visit to their port--cour office in Rivers state and was told it was not ready.
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Prostrates For Ooni Of Ife, Ogunwusi At An Event (Photos) by desthan(m): 8:40am On Oct 03, 2019
mezarddinny:
stop believing this shit abeg, so he go die if he no gree prostrate?

I hia say bode Thomas turn to dog as I'm no gree lie down for one Oba

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tacha Tells Her Fans To Vote For Her Yellow Chair In The House by desthan(m): 4:07am On Oct 03, 2019
post=82786527:
And don't be suprise to actually see some Lazy youths vote for the said yellow chair with the money they keep complaining they don't have.

Country hard, country hard, BB9JA has made over half a BILLION naira less than 3 months.

Madness everywhere....
Misplaced priority!

Wrong analysis

Correct analysis as at when tacha was disqualified.

150,000,000 votes x 30naira = 4,500,000,000.

Half of 9billion naira multichoice has made off some lazy nigerian youth. By now it has gone higher.

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Uti Nwachukwu Wonders Why Tacha Has Not Been Disqualified by desthan(m): 4:51pm On Sep 27, 2019
labusinessguide:
If anyone needs to be disqualified from the game, it is mercy...

Reason: Provocation.

Tacha is sensitive.

Tacha has body odour

Tacha has a loud mouth

Tacha is overconfident which maybe interpreted as rude

But Tacha doesn't play mind game nor show herself in people's space.

She's vulnerable young lady simply focused on the game.

One thing I noticed is that her confidence earned her more hatred than admiration.

And for all she's been accused of Tacha has been the worst victim BBN has ever had in the game.

Why?
Because she's confident and doesn't lick any a*s*s or impress anyone.

With careful analysis of what happened, Mercy ought to be disqualified from the game for being violent and for provocation.

We watch and we wait.

Correct....Mercy stepped to Tacha, and got served. I wish she fell to.the ground.
Health / Re: Leading Factors Behind Bad Male Genital Smell by desthan(m): 4:47pm On Sep 27, 2019
Cryomancer:
Best ways to keep that place healthy are...

-Have sex more often with clean girls

-Avoid getting bl0wj0bs from girls with long teeth

-Avoid wearing boxers for more than a day

-Avoid tight shorts or trousers

Lastly and most importantly,..... Always bathe regularly..


Shave regularly too cool
Celebrities / Re: Busola Dakolo Gorgeous In Bum Shorts by desthan(m): 9:11pm On Sep 12, 2019
NaijaOlosho:
grin
The one that has been Cozad for years

And Krested.... cool
Crime / Re: 'Bullets Flying Everywhere, Soldiers Engage Looters At Sangotedo Mall - Lady by desthan(m): 12:05pm On Sep 04, 2019
SLAP44:
Soldiers will try and stop them because they know that shoprite is just the small target. Those guys are holding practice sessions for the big one, a REVOLUTIONARY UPRISING.

God Help Us All

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Politics / Re: Xenophobic Attacks: President Buhari Despatches Special Envoy To South Africa by desthan(m): 3:12pm On Sep 03, 2019
JimohMomoh:
Good one, part of my suggestion in the other thread.

To those suggesting attacks on Shoprite, 99.5% of the workers there are Nigerians, the mall housing the supermarket is mostly owned by state govt or private Nigerian investors, there are also Nigerian shops inside the mall.
MTN Nigeria is now like a franchise, majority of shares are owned by wealthy Nigerians according to Nigeria Stock Exchange.
Nigerians also have a major stake in Multichoice the owners of DSTV. Workers in DSTV Nigeria are almost 100% Nigerians.

We will only hurt ourselves and relatives if we burn down these companies.
Nigerian Government needs to acts now diplomatically, sanctions should be placed on SouthAfrica, high powered delegation should be sent to SA to provide relief materials to Nigerians affected and meet with the Nigeria community over there.

This is wisdom. Same thing I said but they would not accept. Someone even suggested they storm stanbic ibtc bank where not one south African works there.

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