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CelebritiesRe: Emmanuella Samuel Builds A House For Her Mother (Photos) by desthan(m): 9:01am On Nov 14, 2020
Hallelujah! Jesus you are Lord.

My heart leaped, God thank you. Emmanuela, you are Blessed.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Congratulates Joe Biden, US President-Elect by desthan(m): 7:13am On Nov 08, 2020
And this is coming from a President that takes over one month to address a situation in his country... �
CelebritiesRe: Anita Joseph Gets Emotional As Laycon Wins BBNaija (Video) by desthan(m): 10:34am On Sep 28, 2020
This is serious. People even wore RED!

I have no comment
BusinessRe: Otedola Buys 3 Ferrari Portofino For His 3 Daughters - DJ Cuppy, Temi, Tolani by desthan(m): 11:56am On Sep 16, 2020
Thanks to our subsidy money that is paid in trillion to otedola and co. when the fuel keeps leaking out (to borrow timipriye silver words).
Christianity EtcRe: When Daddy Freeze Called Bishop Oyedepo "Bald-Headed Fowl" (Video) by desthan(m): 6:51am On Sep 11, 2020
Freeze you are an ingrate....

A bastard born on a fishing boat in somalia....

You can only fool yourself by showing your rented family to your online degenerate like yourself, you cannot deceive us.

This days people pay people to act as family members and those one you can manipulate with your fairy tale kobo.

Truly if you have parents, you can rants those words. Good you have children who are watching and follows your steps.

The internet never lies. Surely you will reap what you have sown.
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by desthan(m): 8:27am On Sep 08, 2020
One thing you should understand is that Pastor David is a Man of God not a God of Man. He can get angry too even Jesus Christ got angry and flogged those that turned the House of God into a market square.

Why begin to hurl insult at people who their business is not your concern. You once had a dinner interview with a renowned cyber thief called hushpuppy but you never question his source of wealth. You never asked what he did for a living and how he acquired all the wealth he flaunts but you have the effontry to question Pastors. You are just an slowpoke.

Pastor David is right, you do not have respect for your father which I believe is what he meant by calling you a bastard because if you do, you will not insult a man old enough to be your father.

You deserve all the names he called you because you crossed the line. If anyone insults my father I doubt if I will suggest polite words to address such buffoon.

Go and sleep freeze, you are not relevant.
SportsRe: Rivers United Sign Afelokhai And Anaemena From Enyimba by desthan(m): 1:09pm On Aug 27, 2020
WibusJaga:
That's about $600 per week!
Wilfred Ndidi of Leicester over $90,000 per week!
It is well.
Na small small, they will get there.

For now let them try and make sure the take home is consistent, then every other thing will fall into place.

Encourage your own too...
CelebritiesRe: Mr Macaronii Features Ooni Of Ife, Adeyeye Ogunwusi, In A Skit by desthan(m): 9:40pm On Jul 18, 2020
Dreambeat:
I'm sure Mr Macaronii will stop his " Aye o kun le mo" line in his skits henceforth.That's the core message in this particular skit
Exactly my thought....

Nice one from Mr. Macaroni and the Oni.

High time we start communicating to the world as Africans before Nigerians.....

Abeg dont ask me, go ask Seun Kuti...
PoliticsRe: Obaseki Receives His Certificate As PDP Governorship Candidate by desthan(m): 7:39pm On Jun 27, 2020
Pergrace:
Same governorship candidates contesting against each other again but from different parties.
I just don't know the English words to describe it.

Na wa oh
It's "Mad oh"
RomanceRe: I Proposed Marriage But I have now Lost Interest by desthan(m): 11:12am On Jun 23, 2020
The aspect where your bowel got full instantly got me cracking up so badly.

You know that still happens to me, like when unpleasant news hits me, immediately I want to crap.

Anyway nothing spoil yet, just wait till its June 26
FamilyRe: When Is The Right Time To Tell Him/Her Of A Child From Previous Relationship? by desthan(m): 11:57pm On Jun 17, 2020
Right from day 1, carry your child follow body. If the person cannot accept the two, the fuggedabout
FamilyRe: Should The Man Pay It? by desthan(m): 7:52am On Jun 16, 2020
Jeffrey12:
Nairalanders, What's your take on this?
What would have been your reaction towards this matter, If you were the husband?

https://twitter.com/SmartAtuadi/status/1272275117280759810?s=19[/quote]That is the voice of foolishness talking....
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Be A Baby Mama. Says He's Scared Of Marriage. by desthan(m): 12:31am On Jun 11, 2020
He is not afraid of any marriage. He just does nor see a future with you. There is another person in his life.
You need to spread your wings and fly away. Don't clog his space.
FamilyRe: My Uncles Fixed My Late Father's Burial Without Informing Me, His First Son by desthan(m): 11:18pm On Jun 08, 2020
dario078:
This is a worthless advice. Why do you advise a man to let other people steal his inheritance?

That's why we are suffering in Africa. We leave everything for God.

Poster, don't listen to this cowardly advise. Claim your rightful inheritance and do not be apologetic about it.
Except there is a will that clearly states that the properties is his. He never mentioned anywhere in his post that his late father left this and that to him.

So he should just go and claim the property because he is the first son, thank you...
FamilyRe: My Uncles Fixed My Late Father's Burial Without Informing Me, His First Son by desthan(m): 11:14pm On Jun 08, 2020
Carchoice:
The mistake you’ll ever make in life is fighting uncles/aunties over your late fathers property. It’s not a lost battle but it’s a waste of time and resources to me.


Leave them to do their thing. It doesn’t mean you are a weakling or scared but don’t fight over property’s with them. Just don’t do it.

Surprise them on the date of the burial by showing up to pay your last respect or better still you can shun it. Your father is dead already.

Don’t fight over property o!!! If they want to take it by force. Leave it for them and work for your own. You can always do more with the life ahead of you.
Word!!!
CelebritiesRe: Davido Vs Burna Boy: Cubana Chief Priest Replies Burna Boy by desthan(m): 9:38am On May 23, 2020
buygala:
Weed don final burn Burna brain cry

.....

He should direct his frustration to his mother who was busy twerking on Fela's dick for a stipend, while her mate Folorunsho Alakija was using her own puna to corner oil well from IBB....


Nonsense and ingredients undecided
grin grin grin grin. Word
RomanceRe: Should I Break Up Or Make Up With My Boyfriend? by desthan(m): 10:35pm On May 21, 2020
@ OP

Your statement "but he like to talk like illiterate that master is meaningless"" speaks volume of you.

My dear, master is meaningless without you putting your brains to work. Yes I said it. I have seen young people after their master become master of nothing,.

They keep looking for an illiterate that used his brain to build an empire to work for. If you doubt go and ask Mark of FB.

Be proud of your man and support him fully, then you would see him become great in that little thing.
RomanceRe: My Wife Is Too Stiff, Gives Me Timetable For Sex by desthan(m): 2:20am On May 19, 2020
delkuf:
Good Nairaland I don't normally do this, bringing my family issue here but this issue is pissing me off.

Here is the story. I got married last year, and I thought I have known her enough that was why I married her. But to my surprise I started discovering that she is too stiff. She is too hard. When she says she is not doing something, that is it, she won't do it.

Sometimes if am broke, and I ask for Small amount of money, most time I want to use that money to get means for bigger money, she won't give.

She gives me time for sex. Presently am down with fever and the only thing she has ever asked me is how is your body. No what will you take or something. Am starting to think of quitting the marriage. The only issue is that she is pregnant and this is my first child.
In Lil Wayne voice, you have been chopped and screwed...
PoliticsRe: Governor Wike Suspends Lockdown Today by desthan(op): 10:20am On May 14, 2020
helinues:
Wike would have set the venue ablaze had it been it was Apc that held this meeting during 2 days off lockdown
You for to add that he will also demolish the place.

John Wike
PoliticsGovernor Wike Suspends Lockdown Today by desthan(op): 8:01am On May 14, 2020
A STATE-WIDE BROADCAST BY HIS EXCELLENCY, NYESOM EZENWO WIKE, GOVERNOR OF RIVERS STATE ON WEDNESDAY MAY 13 2020.

My Dear Good People of Rivers State,

2. As we all know, the restoration of the total lockdown order in Obio/Akpor and Port Harcourt Local Government Areas was to take effect from Thursday, May 14th 2020.

3. However, while on routine monitoring, I observed how difficult it has been for residents to access money from their banks to make purchases during the Two-Day window that was given.

4. This difficulty has, no doubt, prevented most residents of the two affected Local Government Areas from preparing and making adequate provisions for the upkeep of their families when the lockdown returns.

5. Time and time again, we have said that the lockdown is a necessary measure, universally applied, to mitigate community transmission of the covid-19 pandemic.

6. Our own situation is not and can’t be different. Covid-19 is not only here with us; it is increasing in number of infections as we recorded 16 new cases for today, the highest since the index case, which goes to confirm not only my personal apprehension for our State and the need to be d tough in our mitigation strategies.

7. And so, there is no room for politics in this matter. We must discharge our abiding duty to use the primary weapons at our disposal to combat this virus and contain its spread, lest we regret the consequences of our inactivity and indiscretions.

8. We understand the consequential difficulties, but what we can do in the circumstance is to appeal to the public to endure the attendant discomfort as inevitable sacrifice for the common good of all.

9. Suffice to mention that no deliberate harm is ever intended or targeted at anybody neither are we happy with the prevailing hardship on the people as a result of measures we have adopted to fight this deadly virus.

10. But, the overall interest, security and wellbeing of our people remain our primary motivation for what we have done and will continue to do to combat and protect our State from the Covid-19 scourge.

11. In consideration of the foregoing, the concerns of our people, and the need for residents to replenish their supplies, especially, the State Security Council has decided to impose a night-time curfew and review the effective date of the complete lockdown on Obio/Akpor and Port Harcourt City Local Government Areas from the 14th of May 2020 to Sunday 17th May 2020 by 8.00 p.m.

12. Consequently, there will be:

(i) a night-time curfew in Obio/Akpor and Port Harcourt Local Government Areas from 8.00 p.m. to 6.00 a.m. on Thursday 14th May 2020, Friday 15th May 2020, and Saturday 16th May 2020.

(ii) while the total lockdown on Obio/Akpor and Port Harcourt Local Government Areas will immediately follow from 8.00 p.m. Sunday 17th May 2020 until further notice.

13. Furthermore, all residents are again advised to comply with all other established measures, including the compulsory wearing of face masks and the closure of our land, sea and air boundaries and entry routes, which are still in force.

14. We expect residents to make good use of the new Four-day daytime window to purchase, restock and prepare for the total lockdown.

15. Once again, thank you for your cooperation as we continue to do all we can to stop the spread of this virus in our State with your support by staying at home and staying safe.

16. Thank you and God bless you all.
CrimeRe: Man Hits His New Born Baby On The Floor In Imo Because It’s Not A Boy by desthan(m): 4:10pm On May 06, 2020
Kai, Mankind? So Wicked, yet we blame government for all our woe.

How about the woman that carried that child for nine months?

Why not just wake away?

i m short of words! cry huh lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Ebelechukwu Obiano Donates A House To A Woman In Aguata by desthan(m): 11:49am On May 06, 2020
TheEffective:
shocked

Giving a poor what is rightfully hers is no miracle, no blessings. It is ignorance of good governance that makes makes a poor recieve with thanks what is rightfully theirs.

If we continue on this path, governance will be a privilege. I have seen great and working societies in my life but I have never seen this level of wickedness and ingenuity in Nigeria's governance.

For decades since independence, nigeria has always had this tendency and outlook to be great but never was and may never be. I must be truthful to you. The tendons and ligaments of society has been torn in shreds it will take more than 50years of work to upgrade the country.

Like Isreal in wilderness, a generation never entered the promise land. Your generation may not see a great Nigeria
Sad but so true....

Sometimes I shed tears.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Mourns The 3 UNIPORT Students, Directs More Intense Police Action by desthan(m): 10:12am On May 04, 2020
Cabi1:
My own question
I don't really know why Nelson decided to call Joy just to spend some time with his friend Bright in his house.Couldn't he go with just his other male friend alonehuh?Was it necessary calling her(Joy) to come all in the name of drinking??

Secondly after knowing quite alright that u haven't paid Bright his own share of the dirty deal you had with him
He still invited you to his house to drink,and you didn't suspect that kinda invitation??
He(Nelson) was even more comfortable with that kind of invitation when he knows that he has betrayed someonehuh
Sincerely speaking am blaming the Nelson guy for everything.Even the Bible says Give what belongs to Ceaser to Ceaser and what belongs to God to God as well
Why didn't he pay the dude(Bright) his money??

imo
I believe that it the Nelson that they tried shooting but the bullet did not penetrate. Meaning that his odeshi / salema was still active.

It is clear that he trusted so much in the bullet proof vest, which made him feel invincible. Maybe he is fond of this among his syndicates (not paying those that stole with him). May e he is that bully type, always talk tough and boast a lot.

I believe he underestimated Bright capacity to pull such operation that could eventually lead to his death.
RomanceRe: She Is Sweet And Loyal But Her Ex Is The Biggest Threat. by desthan(m): 9:12pm On Apr 30, 2020
Young blood, there is nothing like re-assuring her of your love.

Remember, you were the rebound boyfriend.

It is her call. In my own opinion, you will loose her if you show fear. In fact re-assuring her of your love is an indication that you are scared to loose her.

Leave her, create some value around your persona, you may not be as rich as the other dude, but let's your mien be intact.

The second she realizes that she is about to go back to her vomit, because your action towards her will tell her that, she would not think twice about her decision.

Never put your emotions out there.
FamilyRe: Could My Wife Be Cheating On Me? Advice Needed by desthan(m): 12:09am On Apr 28, 2020
xendra:
Yep its called cheating, even though they may not have had sex yet, she is definitely enjoying the wrong type of attention (that is also classified as emotional cheating.)
Are you cheating on her? or making her feel less in any way? it could be from lack of attention, feeling invincible to your man, feeling like you are not on his priority list.......and so on

usually a woman will only do this if she nolonger feels secure in her relationship.
Correction, a cheat will always find an excuse to cheat.

Has nothing to do about being secure.
FamilyRe: How Do I Handle A Husband Who Wants To Have Sex Almost Everyday? by desthan(m): 11:10pm On Apr 27, 2020
Julietsim:
My husband and I have been married for almost 2 years now. He is a very good man . He is not a cheating type. The only thing is he likes sex so much that he always wants to have it everyday. I am tired. This lockdown has even increase the issue.

Please how can one cope? Is there any married lady that has experienced this. How did you handle it?
Maybe your husband need the type of my wife that demands sex every now and then. She even goes to the extent of quoting some bible verses why I should not starve her of sex, should I say no.

Before we got married 14yrs ago, she struck me like someone that would not enjoy sex. Even to a point she would say, if not for pro creation she would not Bleep at all.

This I was happy with, because I knew that at some point the whole sex thing will fade off once responsibilities sets in, and I really wanted to end up with a woman that will not bother me for sex.

Clearly I was mistaken my dear, after four children, this babe is still on my case everyday.

It is really a funny world, one man meat they say is another man crackers.
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari Tried To Clean Up Nigeria, Says The Economist Of London by desthan(m): 1:26pm On Apr 24, 2020
Poor Leadership is what has recked this Nation.

We had Oil, Mines everything before Dubai.

Dubai had nothing but with good leadership, they now have everything.

The moment we realise that corruption is not our problem, rather poor leadership, the better for us all.
EducationFederal Government Order All School To Be Closed Till November 2020 Due To Covid by desthan(op): 4:46pm On Apr 22, 2020
People this is the latest in Education.

PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari Is Dead! by desthan(m): 5:52am On Apr 18, 2020
People, where is Rotimi Ameachi?

He has been too silent.
PoliticsRe: INEC Headquarters Abuja On Fire (Video) by desthan(m): 2:00pm On Apr 17, 2020
Abouwaza:
This year nah Fire
Fia fia fia!!
E remain Aso rock now and Central Bank, since we are all going crazy in this Corntree
Iyalaya gbogbo yin
grin cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Keniebi Okoko Dies After Surgery - Naija Live TV by desthan(m): 10:58am On Apr 15, 2020
How true is this news?

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