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21 YEARS NOT 31.

2002 to 2021 is 21.

Victor is a young man. ;

Tammy congrats..........will be there LIVE.

Tonto na brain woman.

She said 1 million NIARA

Una think say na 1 million NAIRA

Dear Sis,

Congrats on your achievements so far.

Kindly note that accommodating you for 8 years no be beans, so instead of all these bla bla bla, you need to seriously appreciate the person that squatted you for that long, atleast

(1). for her patience (she never sent you packing)
(2) for the inconveniences you caused her.
(3) for allowing you into her home in the first place,
(4) for the free food, free water, free tv, free everything you enjoyed there,
(5) for welcoming you to Abuja (only God know where you for dey if she no let you in)

So kindly APPRECIATE rather than bla bla bla.

I rest my case.

kmcutez:
But why demand for money in the first place. Is there something I am missing?

That's what we call pay off. Gratuity for a job well done.

Very common these days.

Seyong10:
this tin don enter akure o...pls do.they reach private schools too?

Yes ooo, just received a call that people are running from a private school close to my house because of army vaccines.

Fhemmmy:
Giving a teacher a car and yet NOT paying their salary, how will the man buy gas into the ride?

I will advice he pay Salary and let the man invest or give the man a money making machine and not a money sucking machine

I THINK THE CAR CAN BE SOLD AND THE MONEY PROPERLY INVESTED. THAT WILL BE A WIN WIN SITUATION. MY OPINION

Tugrow, please add me for the garri processing. 08030995159

Trailblazer1:
Buhari is uselessly useless

YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THAT OF YOUR PRESIDENT. PRAY FOR HIM, HE'LL DO BETTER!

emmabest2000:
Oka na Ube ....

CORN and PEAR.

Can two work together, lest they be agreed?

Perfect collabo....

Una just dey argue about person wey God don bless.

Make una better package una life, so that we sef go talk about una.

Haters everywhere.

Part of the man CV write say, at a certain time

HE WAS YOUR PRESIDENT!

Wetin your own CV dey write?

tbaba1234:
The most senseless way to agitate is blow up pipelines. Nigeria can move away from oil dependence but the damage to the environment and the health of the people from pipeline explosions will last for decades.

And who is going to clean up the damage? Ogoni clean-up is paid for by the polluting JV. Who will pay for blown up pipelines? Certainly not a militant group.

I am from the Niger Delta

Friend, the truth about it is that, with the kind of LEADERS we have, Nigeria CANNOT move away from oil dependence. As for the environment in the Niger Delta, its already messed up, pipeline bombings makes no difference, oil spillages here and there. I parked my white car close to a gas plant in Rivers State some years back, you won't imagine the colour of my car after the effects of gas flaring. Wonder the kind of water they'll be drinking over there. So lets not talk about the environment, our leaders have not been sensitive regarding our environment.

I think if oil production is put on hold, maybe the government will explore other areas to boost our already depleted economy.

[code][/code]Letthebombingcontinue

mrvitalis:
U guys can't make ur points without insult, am bigger in reasoning than that

If u think I made a foolish statement challenge it with a point and let me defend it

Avengers that keeps making grammatical error is who ijaws are hoping on

So you expect correct grammar from uneducated people, then you need your brain checked. Will an educated person be bombing pipelines? And please, if you think he made a foolish statement, challenge it with a point and he will defend it, not to come here and insult the Ijaws.

YES OH, A GTB MACHINE PAID ME N14,500 INSTEAD OF 15K.

I FELT LIKE BREAKING THE MACHINE

IT WAS LIKE LOSING N5 MILLION NAIRA.

madridguy:
Amaechi, the Golden Son of South-South. I know some people will feel like jumping inside Lagoon now.

Fayose, the Golden Son of South-West. I know some people will feel like jumping inside Lagoon now.

NOTHING FOR BAYELSA......?

IF ALL MEN ARE THESAME,

CHOOSE ONE ALREADY...

SAFE the volvo first.

LORDSAMURAI:
ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

Na girls dey talk this one.

AN [b]INEFFECTUAL BUFFON [/b]RULED A COUNTRY OF OVER 160 MILLION NORMAL AND INTELLIGENT PERSONS!

WHAT A SHAME ON YOU...

I WILL LIKE TO BE AN [b]INEFFECTUAL BUFFON [/b]SOMEDAY.

YES, EVEN THE WRITER OF THE SAID COLUMN IN THE ECONOMIST WILL NEVER BE A PRESIDENT OF 12 PEOPLE'

NOT TO TALK OF NIGERIA.... MADE UP OF 160 MILLION INEFFECTUAL BUFFON.

THANK YOU ALL.

One na

HONOURABLE MINISTER,

The other one na,

DISTINGUISH SENATOR,

Some na YOUR EXCELLENCY.....

My own na to dey look...

TeamBRUCE

ALL THE WAY!

martyns303:
Is it just me or is that last tweet actually true? 90% of the time when a wrong number call comes in, the person on the other end speaks Hausa.

WETIN YOU EXPECT FROM PEOPLE WEY NO GO SCHOOL? HOW THEM WAN TAKE PRESS PHONE?

Faith111:
Please! Please!! Please!!!
I am a graduate today because of my Hubby....
He trained me from purchasing my jamb form to my final year project WITHOUT EVER HAVING SEX WITH ME talk less of pregnanting me...
Today I'm pillar in his house and that singular act makes my home a heaven...We've been married for 4yrs nd very soon we'll be counting 3kids..but it all looks like we got married yesteday..Since we got married, things have turned around for both of us...I am now that classical wife even young boys trip 4..I work and earn very well...He earns very well too. Today, I'm proud of him. together we can acquire assets, pay bills and plan as 1...
My hubby gave me the rent his bros gave him so he could hussle for job for my year1 fees n slept in an uncompleted apartment, his salary was 40k and he gladly sends me 25k having nothing but Tfare and a little to eat from the bukka..He would never buy clothes nor shoes for my sake..But today we can give 40k to a needy without itch..
Op please Love believes all things...
My hubby's friends and family envy him and wish they had me 4 a wife without knowing what sacrifice he made in the past...
Follow ur HEART

VERY VERY RARE MY SISTER. ONE CASE IN A MILLION. VERY VERY RARE...

Heavy risk my broda, women dey very unstabble in nature. I know many when the men train finish, but them come abandon them for beta men.

But this happens alot when the man is not very educated.

WOMEN WITHOUT CONSCIENCE.

But in this your case, you can carry on. Nothing dey happen!

We were on our way back from Abuja, and just before Lokoja, we saw these fulani ladies selling okro, so we stopped to buy some. I asked for 500 naira worth. If una see the big basket this woman bring? I repeated over and over again...it's 500 oh... just to make sure say she no dey make mistake. We ate that okro for over two months. But in Port Harcourt........? I rest my case.

AMBER ROSE...

Sylva must be governor at all cost. After wasting our resources in Bayelsa. Here comes CHANGE. The king of the militants.

The child has fundamental human rights, Right to freedom of not brushing his mouth. Be guided.

Thats good for him. Atleast he will complete our monorail.