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Out of over two million users on Nairaland I was able to figure you out. Thicktea!

Is that Ukrainian policewoman a professional model or what, she fine well.
@olamisegbe I sight you!

The one for containers and tankers ought to be increased 4 fold, those guys really need to be safety conscious not just believe that they can bash any car or cause accidents without any penalty.

looks like an immature hippo or rhino

Jesssuuuuuu!!!!! Is this berger paint or mary cake I swear men don suffer. Abeg make person pour dem water.

Abok.is best friend black polish
Lalasticlala

Even the national team can't pull this kunda crowd anymore.

Nina4u:
Wow ...amma see if there is a video on one of them gore sites I go to ..lol

You are not a lover of life, you wanna watch the gory scenes of piranhas devouring a mans face? U r wierd.

mizzbouqui:
Hi

howdy, trade follows? How does that sound.

UyiIredia:
Madam what is the problem. Who broke your heart like this. Share it please. Remember, a problem shared is a problem half solved.

A.M.E.B.O.

mizzbouqui:
Okay

Hi Namesake

I'll be back,

laplace19:
Nope... the 4th one has not been given to him

hahahaha! Please na, I use blatter name take beg u .
Even the devil down in his furnace knows ronaldo will win the next ballon'dor award.

kixo:
the truth is Ronaldo is a Nike ambassador, the silver shoe is Addidas

Bros you wan make sense small ooo, but if na golden boot, hin no go collect am? abi hin go use tipex correct am to nike?

laplace19:
And with your 12 points

BALLON D'OR

MESSI = 5

RONALDO = 3

make that four please,

danielmichael:
.ronaldo is a fixed world best this yr

Like it or not
Satan come and go
The world finishes and tarnishes
White paper play e no play

Ronaldo na wrld best dis yr
Finish

Bros you try, you just made me laff. In the words of oshiomole " ronaldo haters can GO AND DIE"

Goldie88:
Good morning my good people of nairaland
I finally got a job.... see if you are a guest on nairaland pls just try and register cos nairaland forum is a blessing in disguise...., I have been a guest for years and I decided to register like some months back...... all the information I gathered here really helped me in my job hunt
Nairaland taught me to move from my comfort zone and meet new people.... well, I met new people and those people (girls) you would never know they have connections oo as in young girls between 25-30, working in global organizations, controlling big things and even responsible for themselves...
I am finally employed and the pay is nice and the resumption time is 11am....what can I say.... My parents and siblings go enjoy me die atleast before I start having other responsibilities to cater for... God bless you

oh! So it's you, congratulations anyway. Resumption time 11am? Lucky woman u are.

Tolexander:
He even contested for the SUG President without any poster.

Hahahahahahha! I'm sure even his room mates didn't support his candidacy. what course did u study and what year? seems you were really in the know about ife politics back den.

Tolexander:
I saw those guys as more of Opportunists than serious leaders.

Akinola Saburi was an unrecognized President of the SUG by the school authority. The following session, there was no election and SUG. All dem Divaino, John Pillar, Jacquez et al just grabbed the opportunity the following session without them having the real "unionism" experience.

hmmmm.... word! Especially that jacquez, always used to disgust me.

omolola15:
This list is not complete. You left out one telenovela my sisters would die for back in the days. Even Mariam my neighbor no dey let person rest back then.

MARIA DE LOS ANGELES... One of the reasons my Saturday is always interesting.

I love passion as well. And also second chance was nice. But it was the last telenovela I saw.

bless u for adding maria de los angeles. Enjoyed passions and secret of the sand i even have that wonderful theme song for it. Ever since I have stopped watching telenovellas feel they are dumb same as indian series.

Tolexander:
IFEife was seen to be more of a cool and gentle boy(mummy's boy) that would not have the physical command to lead aluta. He was well loved by the girls in moremi hall cos he is a fine boy. And you know girls may never like a guy if the only acceptance he has among ladies is the handsomness. Coupled with the fact that he isn't an Awo guy(not an hostel guy also), he lost. I think he contested against Devaino, Smart, and Tolu?

yes he contested against devaino, true he was seen as a "boti" guy, at the end devaino messed up with allegations of corruption and financial mismanagement, I was surprised a mature student like John Pillar
Didn't contest against him,but at the end most of them including pillar didn't impress me.

pheyhi:
Everybody just assumes that every girl there is immature and that's a lie
Most of my roommates there were older than me and have gone to various schools before coming down to oau,
Most guys that you tell you stay in moz thinks you don't have sense and very immature, immediately the respect they have for you diminishes.
Buh if you say you stay in moremi or maintenance, even if you are immature and ugly, they will think the girl is one konfam babe
I hated the stereotyped way they treated moz girls
During strike nko?? It's only moz girls they send out, moremi?? Mba

hey feyi, i said MOST and its very true because you have very young and mentally immature babes who don't yet have mature thought patterns and behavioural attitudes befitting of a community like OAU so it's most of them. On the issue of aluta sorry ooo, It comes with the terrain as they take u as easy prey (mostly freshers). For example my sister did a diploma, did predegree and was quite mature when she got admission but it's only a few that actually goes through such cycle.

Tolexander:
A female once contested for the post, Agenda Mama.

If I can still vividly recollect, In 2008/2009 session, she contested against Prof(Alaje), Goddey ....

yes, think you correct, as for the topic, e go hard ooo even for faj/etf/ guy to win self dey hard because they always believe Awo is the natural breeding ground for SUG presidents. I remember this was one of the sentiments used against IFEife back then that he was a quarters boy.

pheyhi:
Wow, guys always wanting to date moremi girls, and moz girls are considered small babes, I hate that

I visited moz in my early days too but most of the girls there reek of immaturity (no offense) and are too vain. Also I rarely visit female hostels except its necessary.

pheyhi:
I don't go go alumni Hall because I no get pezin for there, all my pezin dey sport and moz
And it's very boring sooo pezin no go miss like that

sports na my next door neighbour back den, but visited Moremi more cos na there my gf dey.

pheyhi:
Ahbhhhhh I hate that name 'mozambique Queen' , never liked it
Buh me is fine, thank you
Alumi hall? Never entered that Hall tho, they are too strict

ok maybe Moz babe would be better, alumni hall? too strict? hahaaha! all na wash, maybe just because you don't really have a contact there yet. though it's not really one of the happening halls in ife.

pheyhi:
Yes, moz to be specific

was about to say that but Alumni hall came to my mind, how u doing "mozambiqueen"?

Ucheosefoh:
I hope you don't mind posting pictures to back up your claim

I don't need pictures for that of osogbo it's always been that way.

pheyhi:
Most Nigerians don't take all these kind of things important... Most people would not bother to read if it doesn't talk about money, buhari and oil
If Nigeria is good and we have bad health,of what use is it to us?
Na only person wey get good health go enjoy beta 9ja

ur dp, looks like ife, am I right?

This is mushin for sure boys aint smiling.

boobs challenge

Adekunle shop, keep showing yourself, can't wait to see you swearing in the next American president.