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Romance › Re: The Real Reasons Why Women Wear Waist Beads (Naija Version) by Dexema(m): 5:38pm On Jul 06, 2016
CindyeMerAld:
am so getting mine...
right colour will look good on u, but some guys may become scared of thunderbolt.
Science/Technology › Re: What Kind Of Snake Is This? by Dexema(m): 5:16pm On Jul 06, 2016
Thoughty2:
How can you be touching those animals with you bare hands. Don't you know they carry dangerous bacteria such as salmollena.
Salmonella
Politics › Re: Controversy Trails Police Recruitment, Sack Of Top Officers by Dexema(m): 4:58pm On Jul 06, 2016
rozayx5:
brown roof union have been duped grin
what is this one saying, south east and south south senators refused to show up thus tilting the number in favour of the Northerners and all you can muster is "brown roof union"? I may finally have lost hope in the Nigerian youth.
Sports › Re: Messi Sentenced To Prison In Spain For Tax Fraud by Dexema(m): 4:45pm On Jul 06, 2016
bykebyke:
So a son should not trust his father again at 18years of age?
bros, I am not trying to judge lionel or his family I am speaking from the angle of the law.

Sports › Re: Messi Sentenced To Prison In Spain For Tax Fraud by Dexema(m): 4:17pm On Jul 06, 2016
bykebyke:
At 18years old,were you doing your taxes or thinking about taxes?
why don't you ask a lawyer about the implications of an "adult" signing vital documents without adequate perusal.
Sports › Re: FC Barcelona Football Academy In Lagos (PHOTOS) by Dexema(m): 4:12pm On Jul 06, 2016
If well managed this will be one hell of a money spinning machine. Glad development
One United.
Sports › Re: Messi Sentenced To Prison In Spain For Tax Fraud by Dexema(m): 4:08pm On Jul 06, 2016
bykebyke:
You guys wanted to send him to prison so you can win the league right?..ntoor. grin

1league title in 8years....Loading.. grin
Bros, forget that sentiment wey u dey attach, even if florentino perez was the judge he can't be blamed because I no know no dey court of law especially when he signed the papers. Anyway, u and I know messi aint going nowhere,he's just gonna have to pay some heavy fine.
By the way, what's wrong with all these south Americans managers sef, neymar also has a case bordering on some form of fraud.
Politics › Re: Most Attractive Female Police Officers In Nigeria (photos) by Dexema(m): 7:21am On Jul 06, 2016
chubbygal:
I pity u I don't fake pictures my dear, not every narialand ERS are jobless
chubbygal and chubby baby, love her already. Wetin be her name.

On the flip side, these ladies will probably stink of corruption....especially those ones dat look like ganja babes or sugar mummies.
Education › Re: Which Of The Characters Below Describe You Back Then In Secondary School? by Dexema(m): 6:59am On Jul 06, 2016
Sacked from the position of class captain for playing "Biro combat" with the boys.
Haters couldn't bear it and had to report.......sh*t just gave me more time to become biro champion. cool
Celebrities › Re: Top Five Worst Music Collabos between Nigerian and International Acts by Dexema(m): 6:50am On Jul 06, 2016
TheGoodJoe:

Wizzy World.
means I guessed right, eyan starboy, no wahala still banging lagos to kampala featuring Runtown, maleek berry totally made the song.
Crime › Re: Armed Robber Lynched To Death In Aba (Viewers' Discretion) by Dexema(m): 7:36pm On Jul 05, 2016
HungerBAD:
Sad end to a criminal.

Meanwhile,this community is rugged ohh. They even tied his leg even in death,so that his spirit don't run away.
now you got me laffing uncontrollably.
Celebrities › Re: Top Five Worst Music Collabos between Nigerian and International Acts by Dexema(m): 7:34pm On Jul 05, 2016
TheGoodJoe:

I am a huge Shabba of Wizkid fan O! Banged it well.


Pablo F-ck Up the beat like Shabba.
what planet you from goodjoe? grin
Celebrities › Re: Top Five Worst Music Collabos between Nigerian and International Acts by Dexema(m): 7:21pm On Jul 05, 2016
Iamsynord:
In the quest for international recognition, some nigerian artistes have engaged the services of american and international artistes to feature on their tracks...
While the synergy of some have worked perfectly fine ( e.g psquare ft akon, ti, rickross, tuface ft tpain , bred ft akon etc ), Some have turned into disasters that no one ought to remember...



1) Damiduro rmx ft Akon - I dont know what Davido was thinking when he called akon to feature on this song.. It never lived up to the standard of the original track and was met with negative reactions..

2) show you the money rmx ft tyga - Here is another forgetable remix to a hit song that should never ever have happened... Wizkid really didnt do well with this remix with tyga.. sad

3) Make us proud ft Wale - And here is Olamide with Make us proud ft Wale ;( ;(..

Olamide didnt make anyone proud with this track to be honest:. Wasted feature with wale



4) i swear ft french montana - we
don dey squeeze breasts,,, na we dey carry pass.... And here comes iceprince with the worst of the worst line..... " i spend money on the things i wear . " ;(;(.. Crap

5) Scapegoat remix ft KanyeWest -

And heres Comes Dbanj who deems it fit to feature Rapper , Kanye on his highlife abi na afro pop scapegoat song... ;(;( And kanye in turn made him a scapegoat to warn other good music artist grin...



Notable mentions

wizkid ft wale -drop
dontom ft akon - flaying dollars



Written By iamsynord.. Twitter handle @ iamsynord
you forgot to mention the most recent one shaba by wizkid and whoever, I downloaded it, managed to finish listening to it and promptly deleted the useless song. Tan-q
Sports › Re: Interesting!! Checkout These 22 Unbelievable Football Facts That Will Shock You by Dexema(m): 9:24am On Jul 05, 2016
Something tells me not all facts stated are true.
Romance › Re: Masturbation: Advantages And Disadvantages by Dexema(m): 9:08am On Jul 05, 2016
foolinlove:
Some of this is simply not true.

There is no evidence to suggest masturbatiom causes cancer in women...

Masturbation doesn't cause sperm disability, it increases sperm count...

Masturbation only causes infection in women when they have really dirty hands and an open wound on their pvssy...
I see
Politics › Re: Soldiers Kill Three Female Suicide Bombers In Monguno (Graphic Photos) by Dexema(m): 6:21pm On Jul 04, 2016
Is there any zoo around that area? These bodies don't deserve to be buried.
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Of Nowadays Suck Penis Before Sexxxxxxxx? by Dexema(m): 12:28pm On Jul 04, 2016
This guy is a professional hijacker, anyway make me sef follow chook mouth. For your WIFE to have gone out kept late came home DRUNK and insisted you have s£x tells a lot about her and her previous or present excapades. Just keep your eyes and ears open, she will definitely lower her guard again. For the main time just ask God for help.
Politics › Re: This Is How Worship Is Done Now. (photo) by Dexema(m): 12:09pm On Jul 04, 2016
Hahaha! Machine gun preacher, David of our time, oya spray the bullets!! grin
Politics › Re: Ex-Militants On Rampage In Rivers/Bayelsa (happening Now) by Dexema(m): 11:57am On Jul 04, 2016
I hope this isn't related to amnesty funds
Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello Steps Out In Pink And Jerry Curls by Dexema(m): 11:53am On Jul 04, 2016
Looks like ffk
Romance › Re: Wedding In Imo State.....stingy Set Of People by Dexema(m): 8:16am On Jul 04, 2016
CindyeMerAld:
my dear feel free to lauff cos its verwi funny... i left my hauz by 6am juzt to meet up n help out..stayed there till 6pm and got home by 10pm... i just thank god for journey mercies cos the journey was risky
Be careful with such travels, the country ain't speaking safe now, good u did your own part, just make sure you have adequate preparations when your time comes, even if na 50 people you go invite........which I doubt.
Celebrities › Re: Adekunlegold Proved That He Is The King Of Photoshop (+Pics) by Dexema(m): 8:10am On Jul 04, 2016
Adekunle shop! I guess he won't be needing photoshop with simi.

Dat mona lisa picture sha grin

Lalasticlala
Romance › Re: Wedding In Imo State.....stingy Set Of People by Dexema(m): 8:04am On Jul 04, 2016
CindyeMerAld:
my brother God will bless u for making use of ur brain unlike that o.p
guess you went all the way from enugu. Poor u...it's a lil funny btw
Romance › Re: Wedding In Imo State.....stingy Set Of People by Dexema(m): 7:56am On Jul 04, 2016
sinaj:
you went to ur frnd's wedding, event didn't turn out very well nd u think its wise to put it online?



I pity the bride dat calls u Friend.

Rubbish!
did she mention the brides name? Or did she post pictures? A thousand and one wedding ceremonies may have taken place in that location. By the way, who cares? Did they teach you to starve guests after inviting them from their comfort zones to come and "celebrate" with you? Even Jesus came up with a miracle when shortage of wine wan spoil show.
Crime › Re: One Chance Drivers Take ATM Card Of Victims And Empty Their Accounts by Dexema(m): 9:56pm On Jul 03, 2016
Vomm:
The best thing is too stop carrying cards around espcially when one is not in need of it.

I think it is safer to withdraw some money and keep instead of carrying all one has worked for All about.
I'm thinking of moving money to another bank while I carry a small but considerable amount in my gt atm.
Fashion › Re: What's Your Take On Ladies With Nose Rings? by Dexema(m): 3:43pm On Jul 03, 2016
MsGlobalwonder:
why are u hurt? Oh it hurts to be called exactly what u call someone? Hahaha.. it's only kids brought up in a dysfunctional home like yours apparently that will come online to refer to people by derogatory names. Now I referred to the obvious- your parent that failed woefully in either flushing you out from day one or training you; you are paranoid. Ouch!! cheesy cheesy grin . Keep ranting. You will be ignored henceforth, no time for little boys. wink cheesy
I'm not in any way disappointed, you just showed a classic example of your person in relation to the topic. I'm however happy at your decision to keep mute, cheers.
Fashion › Re: What's Your Take On Ladies With Nose Rings? by Dexema(m): 6:48am On Jul 03, 2016
MsGlobalwonder:
son of a "COWasaki" mother.
just shows how far you have gone astray, I bet u never knew your parents...hmmm...what a pity...no wonder they had to do without you. *losho
Fashion › Re: What's Your Take On Ladies With Nose Rings? by Dexema(m): 11:11pm On Jul 02, 2016
MsGlobalwonder:
why would a responsible man not mind his business? Is it your ring? Is it your nose? What hell of pettiness is NL full of for God's sake. Smh! Get a life.. live and let live jare. Mtsheww undecided
COWasaki
Politics › Re: Assassins Shoot Gideon Aremu Dead In Oyo by Dexema(m): 6:25pm On Jul 02, 2016
adewumiopeyemi:
RIP TO THE DEAD.. the killer will be find in jesus name... wink wink wink
chai! Bros abeg modify your post before you assassinate your fellow Nigerians grin
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander With Uti Nwachukwu by Dexema(m): 6:19pm On Jul 02, 2016
karryn:
And then what?
h2o
Travel › Re: A Nairalander's Train Experience From Ibadan To Kano by Dexema(m): 8:03am On Jul 02, 2016
bon voyage, endeavour to give more info, I'm looking at doing something new, haven't in a long while.
Sports › Re: Extreme: Some Of The World's Most Dangerous And Deadly Sports(Photos) by Dexema(m): 8:00am On Jul 02, 2016
boxing is a savage sport, same as rugby, I still wonder how the great Alli made the world so love boxing. for me base jumping would be a lifetime experience.
it's Explorers again.

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