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jexus!!!! it's frigging long. cjop egg and die.

iLegend:
Hahahaha gbad man!

Well they say "curiosity killed the cat" but on second thought I'm not a cat, abeg help me send the da vinci code to fakoredeoluwasegun@gmail.com

it sends a wrong message at the first instant, and you know what they say "first impression lingers longer". I'm sure your gf is an outlier sample in the population of girls with multiple piercings because a good percentage of "nigerian" girls with multiple piercings, nose rings, leg chain, and outrageous tattoos are either oloshos or packaged runs girls. IMHO, such girls are only fit enough to grace the beds of conjified guys who can pay for the services rendered.

no 14 is the most creative, how Steven wonder wan take see!

I agree it's wrong to generalise, but most female bosses are not normal or predictable, my own former boss was one friggin "cruella de vil" all the advice of appealing to her doesn't just work even when you are performing. she is barely happy at work and keeps a cloud on her brows 95% of the time and it seems sometimes she's just waiting for you to make an error so she can have a field day shredding your internal organs.

Fiwasayo:
You better be careful o,else I'll turn you into a fly

I no talk am? a whole me fly? fadeyi oloro must hear of this.

Fiwasayo:
There are good witches na

I dey suspect you, this one wey u dey try explain the kain witches wey we get, plus you sure say no be the same car u take snap the picture so?

no matter how colourful they are snakes are disgusting slithering animals. good job explorers you could add some pictures of snakes swallowing other snakes. I won't mind if you can get the snake duel between Moses and the magicians of Egypt.

Smellymouth:
But d person draw wetin he see na

abi now, la see la draw

Penisinpenisout:
Must dey spoon feed you everything
What manner of unintelligent ape are browsing this site. You cant do anything yourself except they point it out to you like a fvcking dog.

bros this your vexing is legendary ooo

Dahkogrin007:
Are u kidding me.... Dey dnt look alike at all
Or do u mean she is looking older in d waec picture taken two years back compared to now








It like tryn to call a "cat" a "lion" wen dey are obviously different

you are probably reading this article on a phone with a broken screen, abi na Samsung blue face you dey use?

scam or not, NA please bring back these girls, haven't thay suffered enough?

explorers baba, well done... buh did you just forget crucifixion?

OlowoB:
I was also waiting for the part he was going to clearly say that he did not assault her.

Why did the policewoman even call him that night to come? Who reported who?

Honestly, the story doesn't add up.... I am a guy but I am not just gonna close my eyes and pretend the story is on point.

Finally, guy I think you got yourself messed up with the wrong gal.

She looks .....

LIKE A W*HORE !!!
na the guy I blame, he just had to go back and chop the rotten kpomo after dumping her.

off the radar...doesn't sound good. Hope it's not those islamist terrorists again.

Walter "thunderford" Sango's reincarnation.

kingpablo:
2013

is that not zoology or microbiology lab, OAU?

you forgot the wedding rings, surest thing na to commot my parents own ooo, but that best man no go enjoy himself for the rest of his existence.

that second pix would look so nice when remodelled for a game like C.O.D

coolitempa:
Gala....direct the question to those ipod youths who sell them in the SW causing traffic....

u dey fain trouble abi, make you no complain if gala sellers carry your N1000 change run commot for holdup.

animals on trial, hehehe! who will represent such in court? maybe Ricky tarfa

kayalla:
Him be dibba (native doctor)

which one? 2face idibia?

Onegai:
Well, first and foremost, take a deep breath. Then pray and ask God to give you strength.

Go buy a new sim, register it today.

Do you have a trusted friend or relative to stay with? Get one. Someone with space.

Start packing quietly, just clothes and the necessities for you and your kids. Anyone ask, mummy told you to visit (tell your mum the lie).

Ask immediately on any platform and from everyone is there is a place to rent. Small, 2 bedroom, around your office. Say it is for a cousin. If you can move back in with your mother, that will be best.

Inform some of your friends and one trusted person in position of authority (Nigerians like Pastors so tell yours). Do NOT let anyone convince you to stay. They will gossip but so what? Had gossip killed anyone? If they cannot say it to your face, who cares?

Once you get all these in order (I'm giving you a week to move out so Saturday your kids should be at your trusted friend's place), call a family meeting betweent your mum, his parents and do NOT let your husband know. Inform them that you're moving out for your safety and sanity. That you want to stay alive to raise your children. That when your husband comes to his senses, they can look for you. Do not let them convince you to stay. His parents will prioritise their son's welfare over your welfare. So do NOT allow them convince you to stay.

Leave immediately after that meeting and switch your sims. I don't want your husband knowing where you are for 3 weeks. He can speak to you on the phone (call him and let him greet his kids, politely say "please excuse me" and drop the phone if he starts insults and threats. Save any messages threatening you).

I'm asking you to do this because your husband is no longer a husband, no longer a father and no longer even a son. He has lost himself and doesn't even know it. And you cannot tell him and cannot save him. So prioritise your welfare and that of your kids. If and when he comes back to his senses, you have work to do on your marriage but he has even more work and forgiveness and trust to earn back.

jeez! have you been through this process before or you are a counsellor? great post! might just screen grab it to advise women in abusive marriages.

calliope:
Ooh really? All right.

yeah

calliope:
I recall you adding something like The wrong person

oh! that? my view is not wrong, some people are fun to be with, chat with and have in your life, especially those rare ones who also look out for you.

bra lalasticlala!!!

lanicky is a bra girl

calliope:
uhm

why the sad face calli? ok, kindly tell me.

calliope:
Your answer

never gave you any answer, did i?

Bollinger:
You really think I'm joking don't you?

I'm frigging dead serious, or dyu doubt what you told me?

calliope:
wrong

what's wrong calli?