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QueenValerie:
No!

why not Valerie!

QueenValerie:
I was comin' over here ta shake your hand for a job well done, until I realized that the money from the ATM isn't free money but somebody else's.No free money

but free spending is allowed right?

Tayepee:
na something of past you dey say end time for, Abi??... just say amen and leave the rest bro... " receive sense in JESUS name "... ame..
I leave you for the rest.

we don see you, oya take N5 go buy biscuit.

chaiii! no wonder no matter what dem no fit respect us. end time school.

help him unzip hin trousers na, at least na nozzle hin get. or tell him to use an ATM who knows what might happen.

Teachers form an important part of our memories growing up as we had to interact with them on a daily basis in class , share your best and worst memories of your time with these special set of people back in primary or secondary school.

Mine: corporal Orwe davidson was a fatherly figure back in command children's school, charity.
Mrs Nkereuwem refused to return my Mastering English textbook in primary 4.

Mr. Ayejuyo of imade college...best geography teacher ever.

my worst experience came when I called a teacher an "unfortunate human being " in public and he was just standing right behind me, omo the slap no need part 2 that day and trust him I failed his subject maths woefully that term.

Kindly share yours.

base83:
The story of 'The Two Billy Goats' on the tiny bridge I read in my primary four Mastering English textbook comes to mind...

Gosh bro! you just took me back to when the guy used to wear uniform, I really enjoyed Mastering English, read all the comprehension passages...until my class teacher Mrs Nkereuwem borrowed it and refused to return it.

shachris02:
make dem allow this man to finish my Emelogu to opobo road before dem pursue am abeg.

hahaha! manage the one wey dem don do, u fit dey use leg waka the rest

AmiLaHoit:
Hahahaha...my dear we must survive in our various future jobs

and business endeavours

successinlife:
The Tunisians are not better,they are using height and physique advantage on our team,they are playing us the same format from first half,they take the ball to our left full back area and try to cross into our box 18,they should have scored more than three goals from similar position.Take note of our players beside the tinisian especially at the defense,this is why they win up balls in our 18 yard box.I don't see us winning or loosing the game,it is draw written all over it.

you know how to read a game, the Tunisians just made sure they held the ball in our half just to throw in aerial balls behind our defence and it kept working every time, Oliseh needs to watch that end. draw wasn't bad considering how we played anyway.

how dis girl take win pageant? God punish makeup...single and ready to mingle indeed.

AmiLaHoit:
When next u are asked that kind of question,ensure u avoid stating an amount. You could say, "I believe that a reputable company like urs can pay me a fairly reasonable and motivating amount, which will not affect their budgeted profit". Leave the interviewer to struggle with the meaning.
Always make ur responses as short as possible

you must be a wicked person, see as you take give your interviewer assignment wey hin no ask for...anyway I just screengrabbed your post

don't tell me that guy in the first pix is dancing etighi on the way to meet his vaginz

its long john the wicked producer.

Kingsley aikhonibare earning money even in death.. his manhood truly lives on.

when I saw the organisers of the pageant I know say the girls nogo make sense, make ooni enter OAU go find better pikin them full there no be dis hungry smellos wey I dey see.

Ugonnax:
All posters above me including the OP are yoruba. Always worshipping Northerners...posting ugly men claiming they are handsome...shaking my head. Inferiority complex and slave tendency is the bane of yorubas.

bros! this your bitterness no know boundary oo, Anyway u should really know thAt military men are mostly not short, u should also research on the description the American war college gave concerning Buhari.

N500M? small thing make dem commot am from the $2.1B we go still get enough money to do better things or rather tell metuh to drop his own N400M we go balance u the "change". #damboroba

abeg ooo! leave metuhs legs he needs fresh air for his b.lokos

vedaxcool:
Defenders of corruption, perform your statutory duty of supporting thieves. Tompolo should continue hiding like a rat his wealth means very little to him, it is better to manage your small income and live in dignity than amass billions are live in fear and constant hiding.

#word!

IzonOwei:
all past generals back in democracy...it is like we are a cursed country...in a country of over 150milla people we still depend on past dictators to dictate our lives...

could we say it's because these guys get more first hand leadership experience in the NDA and in service than in our so called institutions? just thinking though

Chanchit:
So when Holy Michael lift him sword wetin make he take am do? To cut the finger weh u dey take type rubbish?

chanchit oooooooo! I haff die with laff dis night.

Chanchit:
You even talk am well unlike the hediot weh say make Angel Micheal take sword dey pursue him family up and down. I hope to outgrow my phobia one day sha.

hahahaahahahahahahahaha! kai I laffed hard on this one...no mind am Michael no be naija mopo wey dey kill anyhow he only takes care of the bad guys when given the go ahead.

this is a result of badmouthing a sect or spreading false rumours about a set of people, over time it would stick and almost become the truth...btw which church no get babes with ikebe? even deeper Life sef get dem and if you talking bout babes don't forget to mention christ embassy

valdes00:
Ur bf matter no b ordinary eyes.... u av to appease the gods as soon as possible...
so u nid to bring the ingredients below
**
1 fat ram with fleshy buttocks
1 bag of rice
1 carton of tin tomatoes
1 gallon of ororo
1 pack of maggi chicken
Glo Recharge card of 2k --- ( for calling d gods )
**
Any remaining item will b added later.... make it snappy cos the spirit of gayism is so strong...
oyela lobatan

fat ram with fleshy buttocks? u sure say you no dey into bestiality?

incase you didn't know vector the viper was born into a white garment church, doubt if he still attends on regular basis. [sup][/sup]

Chanchit:
Truth be told, I fear cele' girls but I can't really differentiate celestial from Cherubim but I plan to attend a C&S, Catholic and seventh day adventist service one of this days just to know how they conduct their service. Not planning on visiting celestial church sha.

then you haven't completed the adventure.

why on earth won't I wanna work "under" a woman...am I gay?

laboguashi:
Abeg, no kill person this morning oooooo. CORPSES kwanu? Na u kill them?

biko no kill mee with laff!

nonsense! I swear I value my life pass one stupid phone wey hin price go still drop tomorrow or money wey no fit change my destiny or life story immediately. life should be step by step, some dudes just wan finish the race sharp sharp and actually they did.

demolinka:
Rat dey get botanical name

hahhahahaha! Baddest nigga, dats how to know people who didn't do biology post secondary school, abeg OP na scientific name oo just to be on a safe side.

lalasticlala time don come to show your forensic skills oo, sharply make this man popular abeg!